When I crawl off to bed in the wee small hours my latop stays downstairs. Its always on, mainly because I download stuff off bittorrent at night.

Eldest son is allowed to use it then, so he can do his MyBeboFace crap.

Came down this morning to find a pube on the keyboard.

Ewwww.

So Boys and girls, remember when you use someone else rig to surf porn with FUCKING CLEAN UP PROPERLY AFTER!

You should sneak up behind him tonight whilst his wackin' it and ask if he needs a hand.

Pubes happen. You'd be surpised when they show up. Like dog hair.

thats why its good to keep yourself nice and trim.

Oh Hell you dont even need a reason for that! Do it anyways!! Then posted what happened on totse.

..Ick.

Maybe he's trying to drop subtle hints that he wants his own computer?

And, how smart is he? can he track your internet history, IE your Totse persona?

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And, how smart is he? can he track your internet history, IE your Totse persona?

Which one? MaaAUuuhauhaha!

And I said said he uses Myspace..no one with an IQ above room temperature or sad lonely gingers goes there...

Which one? MaaAUuuhauhaha!

And I said said he uses Myspace..no one with an IQ above room temperature or sad lonely gingers goes there...

lol at dissing your son.

Half of me wants a Dad like Jackketch, and the other half really, really doesn't.

True dat.

I love my dad, he is bloody awesome as far as dads go, but QFT.

man, you're kid must think he's slick like all the others, to bad he has a dad like you Jack.
seriously, by being a mod on totse you know things that would make him crap his pants.

Yea, think what it would be like for you to fuck your <insert creature of choice> really slowly and quietly-like, then all of a sudden hear a great big shout going: "Hope you have a condom on, boy!"

Instacokblok.

Funny, funny shit.

...then all of a sudden hear a great big shout going: "Hoffentlich you have a condom chez penis, innit?!"

Fixed.

careful what you do jack, you might never end up with grandchildren.

Or even worse, end up with ginger grandchildren cause ur son fucked a ginger out of spite.

Which one? MaaAUuuhauhaha!

And I said said he uses Myspace..no one with an IQ above room temperature or sad lonely gingers goes there...

You are a fucking amazing father rofl.

No getting your hopes up and aspiring with you, eh?

Fixed.

You have no idea how close that was to the truth.

QFT anyone who has ever lived in the barrakcs knows that pubes or black things that look as such always end up in your fridge on field day. Ther is nothing you can do but it just fucking happens

QFT anyone who has ever lived in the barrakcs knows that pubes or black things that look as such always end up in your fridge on field day. Ther is nothing you can do but it just fucking happens

The one thing that sucks about latrine duty is not the shit. It's finding pubes all over the toilet.