So I sold this girl i never see but know is a slut ( a hot slut ) some fake drugs or whatever. She sent me a message two days later saying she wants to chill and drink and to call her up. I call her up the next day and she says she wants the money back for the drugs because somebody she knows died of using the supposed drugs bla bla bla (not the same ones i have) I said I aint have the money but i'd see what i can do, she said to call her in an hour to chill. I call once and no answer. I leave message online saying that if she didnt want to chill and wanted the money she should have said it sooner but now I dont have it. She says that she never got my call and that she wants to sell me the pills back.

I message her back saying that I never give anyone money back but i can make exceptions. When she asks about it ima just say " Do you want it sooner or later?" after "sooner" imma just say "I just wanna fuck and some head, thats the only way i can be motivated to find you that money because i'll feel really bad if i did'nt. I don't got it now though"

Is that ill?

ya man fucking go for it. then post pics of the herpes you get on your dick.

So you're selling fake drugs to people who have your phone number?

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Maybe it's just my over-active, paranoid imagination, but isn't it possible that she's trying to set you up? She really seems to want to meet with you. Maybe she is planning something sinister as a form of revenge.

Chicks can be quite manipulative like that. If she's hot and charming, she could have an army of men at her disposal willing to do all her dirty work.

Is that ill?

I'm feeling slightly ill having waded through your wiggerish.

And this belongs elsewhere ..bad ideas perhaps? Blackmail isn't our thang.

You feeling me nigger?