I live in a dorm building and in my room i have my bed pushed right next to the wall. I can normally hear whats going on in the room. One of the girls in the room is very sexually active and I can hear her having sex. It normally doesn't bother me unless its late at night and I'm trying to sleep. But i was wondering if I should tell her that i can hear it happening.

Do you think it would be embarassing for her? Actually i don't care about that because shes very rude to me and when she saw me and my boyfriend walk out of the community shower together she like told everyone and then started to get condoms and fill them up with water and tie them to my door handle. Do you think its possible that if i nicely told her she would respect me more and stop harping on me and my boyfriend?

Please give me your thoughts

stencils?

Nah, don't tell her. Just start hiding bits of decaying meat in her room whenever you get the chance. She'll get the message.

just find a way to be annoying back at her, she already doesn't like you...well at least it seems that way, and if you tell her she will probably do it more often and even louder

Record her antics. Make a bunch of CD's. Put her name on them & distribute them to interested parties anonymously. You can even edit in some shit from pornos if it fits seamlessly or for radical effect.

pure fuckin genius +1

this. or just bang on her door (interperet that however you want), then run away before she can answer it. that always killed the mood when my boyfriend lived in his shoebox of a dorm.

Ohhhhh, the fun you could have with this scenario......

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2.Cable spy camera.
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I agree with the recording idea. Horses head might be good too


...but seriously, to gain her respect you need to lay the subtle 'one-up' on her somehow, which always works better than being 'lol omg u r such a bitch n i hear u sexin innit tlk to the hand' or whatever

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2. Cable spy camera.
3. High speed broadband
4. Paypal account
5. ??????????
6. profit

fixed, for totsean classicalism.

Why dont you record the sounds but instead of burning them to cds play it back, 10x the volume whilst they are doing it...

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I think you mean Slashdot classicalism :P

Just out-do her and start fucking your boyfriend twice as loud as she fucks the guys she's with, and/or start masturbating and go at it as long and as loudly/animatedly as you possibly can, banging the walls wildly and breaking dishes for appropriate effect.

Do her one better. Take your used condoms and tie them to her door.
Write nice little notes on them too.

Thieving bastard! :D

Horses head might be good too

Nah, doesn't seem to be to the point. Maybe a horses cock/cunt in the bed?

move your bed to the opposite side of the wall?

well if i were to go and tell her i could hear her, I was going to do it very nicely. just be like just thought you should know i can hear you having sex, and then walk away sorta thing.

I cannot move my bed to the other side of the room. that is where my room mate bed is. Its a very small like 13x9 room.

If i was going to do the video tape stuff....I'm surprised no one asked for one to be set up in the community shower thats all girls.

Well ok honestly I think you should try to mention it nonchalantly to her, as difficult as that may seem. Just strike up a conversation about whatever and then be like "oh by the way, I keep hearing someone having sex REALLY loud and i can't sleep" etc. maybe don't tell her flat out that you know it's her, but SHE will know it's her and if she has any class she'll pipe the fuck down once in a while.

Just bang on the wall. Or ask if you can join them since they are keeping you awake anyways (typical totse response).

If i was going to do the video tape stuff....I'm surprised no one asked for one to be set up in the community shower thats all girls.

future attention whore?

Do this:

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Do this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/ComradeAsh/loud_sex.png

haha.

Do this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/ComradeAsh/loud_sex.png

XKCD FTW!!!

Just start screaming "OH FUCK YEAHH!!!" along with them. Theyll totally stop.

So... uh... I know SWIM and uh... one time her boyfriend was fucking the shit out of her against their dorm room wall and uh... they knocked all of the photos off of the next door room...
the morning after my neighbor comes up to me with a bag of glass and ask me if I could please be quieter in the near future.
Not awkward at all!

Ooooh! The Power, the terrible Power of the Powerful Cunt Grunts!

thats probably the quickest and easiest method. go with this

This kind of thing never bothered me in college...
It just sort of seemed like it was part of the everyday soundtrack of life in the dorms...

why don't you just leave her messages on her little board thingy? Just wipe that shit clera and be like " KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN AT NIGHT OR ME AND YOU WILL REALLY HAVE SOME MOTHER FUCKING ISSUES " and if there's any other problem i suggest you just slam on the wall and shit when she's keeping you up. yell something 'SHUT HTE FUCK UP SLUT JESUS FUCK YOU CUNT'

"Shut yer gob you fiiilllllthy slut! Everyone can hear your naaaasty Cunt Grunts!"