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All that alcohol and you never got any Oral Indulgences?

If thats a joke, then its funny. If you are saying that this thread needs to be moved then you didn't notice the Sex and affection that was going on during all of it.

You seem awfully critical towards your desires, are you sure you don't need to Reinvent Yourself?

Why even bother having women touch your penis, when you can Do It Yourself!

Sounds like you need to protect yourself from drunk girls, you might need some Weapons & Combat training

This could really get out of hand. Anyway, the point is I was half baked when the whole situation happened, and I'm not partial to giving myself a J. Arthur when I am under the influence.

Then why the choice to Bitch & Moan of a failed attempt at the secksy on the tots?

you need to eat your words because I didn't try to have sex, I didn't even want the (bullshitting aside) oral indulgences we gave each other. My judgment was impared and I would never have gone that far with a girl I had just met if I hadn't been lit to the 9th degree.

Dude...You're pushing away what most guys on here want! All they have to busy themselves in Everything *Nix and whole bunch of Network (in)Security to go with their social insecurity.

You're breaking some hearts out there man.

Is there something wrong with me having a tiny bit of moral integrity? Does everyone on totse have to be the same and think the same? Thats not the totse I signed up on. but your right this was an opportunity I passed up.

Wow, the Games People Play on this forum with other peoples problems.

I wouldn't worry about it, or really say much about it. It happened, you can't take it back, so learn to live with it. I'd offer more Help and Suggestions, but I strive to keep myself out of these situations, since random girls, as you mentioned, are usually Bad Ideas.

I honestly wouldn't think too much into this.

Is there something wrong with me having a tiny bit of moral integrity? Does everyone on totse have to be the same and think the same? Thats not the totse I signed up on. but your right this was an opportunity I passed up.

It sounds like you're having a bitch and moan, partially because you didn't make that bitch groan.

Yea, but we work in the same area,the place is 100 acres wide, BUT she is camping where I am so I don't really want to pretend like the whole thing didn't happen.

I remember someone once told me "Don't date coworkers." Or don't have sex with them, or something like that...

So what did her friend say when she asked if you were hawt?

oh yeah and My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God!

You fucked up by not hitting it. You ought to learn better how to set the style. Most girls aren't all about "Hey let's go camping" but instead about the money money money!

Is there something wrong with me having a tiny bit of moral integrity? Does everyone on totse have to be the same and think the same? Thats not the totse I signed up on. but your right this was an opportunity I passed up.

Dude...I think it shows a lot of integrity to stick to your morals and standards. Good stuff mate.

I just wanted to put a couple of forum titles in there and keep the game going...Basically because I like these games ...And Rock 'n Roll :p

The News Of The Temple seems to be that quite a few like these little games, so if you have any Help and Suggestions on future posts, they would be appreciated greatly, you smelly Headshrinker you.

Dude, when people talk about not sleeping with their coworkers, it refers to working in an office or restaurant because you see them everyday for a long time and that can get awkward. You need to grow some balls and realize you got high and fucked around with a slut.

For god sakes, you didnt even fuck her! If you see her again just pull the good ol' "pretend like nothing ever happened"

This whole thread is just one big Conspiracy!...

Oh the Humanities! It's amazing what can happen when you mix women, drugs, and The Great Outdoors

Uhhhhhh you got some and you're complaining? I'm confused why you feel bad. Did she wake up mad? She wanted action. Don't feel bad. Bodies are bodies man, there's nothing sacred about them.

I don't think he actually got anything though, thats the problem. It seems lately on totse that most threads pertaining to "getting physical" usually just means making out. If I'm not mistaken, making out only leads to a horrible case of the blue balls, so I don't know why people consider that getting any action.

No joke. I did way worse - I fucked an UGLY slut last weekend just because I needed to stick my dick in something! And to days before, I was drunk and hitting on a 48 year old woman (who happened to be my ex's step-grandma). She WAS making me drinks and grabbing my ass, but still. My point is, you're going to do some weird shit if you live your life partying and getting fucked up. You need to get used to it, or get out of it.
Don't be so hard on yourself. It's all sex, drugs...and Rock and Roll.

Don't apologize, you didn't do anything wrong, people like to have sex and so they do. Even more so when they're drunk enough to do whatever it is that they really want to do.

If she sees you again and you don't look like Quasimodo, then the fact that you two have already... (wait what did you do?) will get you some bonus points. Just don't be all weird about it.

(Typed from an internet cafe lounge in Noah's Ark)

Dude, man, i can see that your stressing, but calm down. You need to learn how to Better live through chemistry.

I love this thread.
I have nothing to contribute, however.

That was awfull. The bad puns, the thread references! Ahhh!!

Anyhew, what does it matter?

Chances are she'll be just as embarassed as you. YOu had fun with her at the time, it's not as though you raped her, she had fun also.


If she remembers you maybe you'll get the chance to get to know her better, sober?

I just liked the part where you used the phrase "getting physical". I havnt heard that in ages.

I just liked the part where you used the phrase "getting physical". I havnt heard that in ages.Seriously. I read this entire thread with this goddamn song playing in my head: http://youtube.com/watch?v=VQXECBdPgEA





Fuck the OP, and fuck Olivia Newton-John.

Don't apologise, you didn't do anything wrong. But bringing it up with her wouldn't be too bad an idea, as long as you do it with tact.

My recommendation is to just pretend like it never happened. You sound like a really self conscious person. She might be embarassed because she fucked/fooled around with an ugly guy. Why the fuck would you be embarassed about it? If you are concerned because you feel you took advantage of a drunk chick, well man if you had shown her your skills as a Cunning Linguist she wouldn't have been taken advantage of would she. But seriously, if you feel bad just don't. Easy fixed.

I'm sure that bitch wanted some Gearheads in her mouth anyways.

I usually try to be a gentleman about most things and don't flirt or get physical with girls that I'm not in a relationship with.

uh, what?

those are pretty much prerequisites to a relationship buddy.

Wow, this forums naming thing exploded like a Backyard full of Ballistics <.< >.> lame.

But really, she obviously didn't care much about the night if she had to ask someone if you were hot or not to decide what she'd do. Don't stress over the sluts, not worth it. Your only real concern, if you so choose should be whether or not she thinks you're 'hot' and if she'd do it again. Wear a condom, it's a good bet someone else in that lineup didn't. O_o

i lolled at the reference to a 'tent'

i scrolled through this whole thread, only reading phrases with bolded forum names. thank you for this.

ps. you should bang her again, what else?!?!?! seriously, kids these days.

I Found It On The Web

Totse, I love you.

I literally just rolled on the floor laughing after reading this thread :D

Dude, do nothing, if she regrets it she wont say anything either, who cares.

LOL


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Oh The Humanities! You are such an idiot, the only reason that you didn't fuck her is because chicks dig Gearheads

C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-ccccoooommmbboooo Breaker!!

Complaining about gettin' some? Even part of some?

What school are you from? Old School, New School, Fool School? Obviously the latter.

No I'm not ugly, thats not in question. The point is I was well over half baked and I took some oral indulgences on her. I don't count nipple sucking and hand jobs as sex.

heres the latest bit though. Last Friday I went back to the campsite and set up my shit, and then she showed up two hours later, and just pretended like we were buddy buddy or something. but her friend talked to me the whole weekend with this kind of smirk like it was some kind of joke or something, because she knows I never get that close to people when I am level headed.