aight, i live in a dorm and my gf lives in the same one but on a diff floor.. i never let anyone in my room without me there or if im havin ppl (girls) over i like to clean it up..

i sometimes i don't lock my door when i leave for short peroids of time, anyway she stopped over when i had to drop somethin off at the library.. i was only gone for maybe 10 mins, but when i was walkin back down the hall toward my room i saw her LEAVING my room.. this fuckin freaks me out and i get kind of pissed at her. said she was jus going in to get her bowl, (from when we were smoking together), she seemed kind of weirded out and rushed off.. i dunno if it was because i got mad/defensive about what she's doing in my room or if it was the fact of what was IN my room..

my dorm room is farthest from the bathroom, (communial), and im lazy sometimes at night i piss in empty water/gatorade bottles and stack em up on my computer desk.

there was also a gigantic size bottle of Lubriderm lotion laying right next to bed with tissue box.. and jus other shit like dirty underwear layin on floor, garbage nasty shit.. i can sometimes let my place get messy if i jus let things stack up for a few days..

is this kind of stuff i should worry about?? should i even bring it up?? i like her alot and we havent even had sex yet so i don't wanna blow it.. how should i deal with this?

stop pissing in bottles lazy fuck.
then worry about said girl.

Omg you are fucking disgusting. I wouldn't blame her for leaving you. Who the hell stacks bottles of urine on their computer desk? Next you are going to be shitting in little baggies.

Yeah I'd have to say urinating in bottles is one of the most disgusting things ever.
I mean pissing in it fine, whatever, but then not getting rid of it asap?!


Maybe she took a swig of the bottle thinking it was lucozade or something and she's utterly embarassed.
Maybe she thinks you're a pig living in a shithole. Or maybe she was being a snooping cunt and got onto your computer and found your kiddie porn/totse bookmarks.


Either way, have a talk about it with her, see what's up.


But if you're a troll..

I definitely agree with this. Your room sounds like a pig sty, and probably smells like one too. Piss on your computer desk? Why not set it like in the corner or something? I mean what the fuck?

First, since I know you probably haven't showered today, is to shower and then start cleaning up your whole dorm room. Get a hamper to put dirty clothes in, and buy a lot of Febreeze with anti-odor and spray down your entire dorm.

Then, bring said girl back after all cleaning is done, and you have YES showered again. With some deodorant, and then she won't care when she realizes you have the ability to clean the fuck up.

I actually do the same thing at night...I drink about a gallon or more of water a day, and I constantly piss. When I wake up in the middle of the night from an extreme urge to piss, I just find a bottle. Of course, I empty it when I wake up, but not many things are more annoying than waking up and having to walk the whole way down the hall to take a piss.

This thread is full of lulz.

Dorms are full of all kinds of crazy stuff. You can go pretty far without anyone thinking you're too weird. You're about there...

If she seemed weird it was probably just because you freaked out about her being in there. She doesn't give a damn if you masturbate, and she probably didn't care enough to investigate the fact that there was yellow liquid in a gatorade bottle. Especially if she already knew were her pipe was when she went in.

Stop making such a big deal about it.

And stop collecting your piss.

That's why you stay clean when you have a girlfriend!

If you act like you've got something to hide or have something to be ashamed of, she will think you do. If you act like it's normal, and jus be like "well my rooms fuckin furthest from the bathroom lol i guess i'm too lazy ;)" to explain the piss then you'd have the best chance of bein alright. But that's kinda late now.

The fact you freaked at her suggests to her that you got proper issues/problems. Not a good impression.

Dude don't listen to these asshats, you've got a goldmine right under your nose. Just keep on peeing in that bottle, throw some dookage in there too. Then put a balloon over it and hide it somewhere safe yet sexy. After a few weeks, pop that balloon off, and huff away.

LEEEEERRRRROOOOOOYYYYY JJJJEEEENNNNKKKKEEEEMMMMSSSS!!!!!

For once CarbonB and yoyobek completely agree with something, so that means it must be something very important and eye grabbing, such as you saving your urine in bottles and leaving it on your desk!

That's fucking gross man, you ought to be able to conjure up the willpower to walk down the hall to take a piss, for fucks sake man...

stop pissing in bottles lazy fuck.

seriously, that's fucking sick, dude.

And then sell it to the unsuspecting freshmen, right?

...Tell her it was yellow Gatorade?

And then sell it to the unsuspecting freshmen, right?

no wai! butthash is priceless!

Or maybe she was being a snooping cunt and got onto your computer and found your kiddie porn/totse bookmarks.


I wanna meet the girl who breaks up with a guy over the totse bookmarks on his computer, yet gives no heed to the bottles of piss sitting on the computer desk.

I also piss in bottles sometimes when I don't feel like going to the bathroom, but I at least put the bottle in the trash and take the trash out the next morning or walk it out to the floor's trash bins.

If you didn't have all sorts of weird nasty shit all over your room you wouldn't have had to freak out about your girlfriend getting her bowl from your room. And your girlfriend sounds fucking awesome. She has her own bowl. You're a piece of shit. If my girlfriend had her own bowl she could walk in and out of my room as she pleased...

... unless I was stacking... bottles of piss on my computer desk and not cleaning up after I jerk off.

lmfaoflamfolao

jenkem

wow I died laughing from some of those early reply s about the piss in the bottle

oh and yes thats nasty

my dorm room is farthest from the bathroom, (communial), and im lazy sometimes at night i piss in empty water/gatorade bottles and stack em up on my computer desk.


This could quite possibly be the most funniest thing I have ever read, just imagining your lazy, stoned, good-for-nothing piece of shit pissing in empty bottles.

She probably thought it was apple juice and took a swig lmao.

I kind of get what you mean. I don't like people being in my room with me not there. I especially don't like girls being in my room when I'm not there as I like to be the host and in charge. It's a little a pride thing, like someone encroaching my territory. It's also because the room could be tidier and cleaner. It's also a fear thing because I don't know if I have anything encriminating or embarassing (well having pokémon games probably could be avoided). I have friends in my room when I'm in control and the alpha male, not when I'm I feel like I'm an eight year old boy (properly stoned).

you have MULTIPLE bottles of urine on your DESK?!?!

what the fuck? if it was just one there would be an excuse, clean yourself you disgusting fucker.

You fuckin' pikey bastard! :D

That's fuckin' nasty man!

1) Stop pissing in bottles and go to the toilet!
2) Hide your masturbation equipment. Or at least leave the items in places where you'd expect to find them.
3) Stop throwing your dirty shit all over the place. Put it in a hamper or a box or something until wash day.
4) No problems.

why must you pee in bottles???
why can't you pee out the window like a nirmal person?

Despite the state of your room, the main issue here is that you freak the fuck out when your girlfriend goes in your room.

If you don't want your girlfriend seeing how you live, you've got other issues.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH TOTSE TONIGHT? You side with the girlfriend in this?

Ok the pissing in the bottles thing is a little strange, but the crux of this thread is her invading your personal privacy and entering your dorm without permission. How about you copy her key and spend 10 minutes snooping around her dorm, see how she likes it.

He's not pissed because he's 'hiding something', he's pissed because his fucking girlfriend went through his stuff, and if you wouldn't be pissed off about that you are a pussy whipped faggot, enjoy your wife running your entire life until she divorces you are age 40 leaving you penniless because she had a better lawyer, friendless because she refused to let you have a social life and fat because she stopped you working out, that only detracted from the time you could be working paying for her private tennis lessons which is actually a cover so Marco and her can plumb the depths of her vagina.

Or he could be in a trusting relationship.

My girlfriend could go through all my shit, and my computer, and I couldn't care less. If she pops open my suitcase and finds out that I have supplies for doing a drug any way I care too, or even some of the drugs themselves, no big deal, she's seen all of it. If she finds out I have freaky porn, then no big deal, she knows that. If she couldn't handle the shit I do, we wouldn't be together, if I had to be embarrassed about anything I do, or hide it from her, we wouldn't be together. Not that she would dig through my shit, but I could hardly care less.

If anyone but her rifled through my shit while I wasn't here, and I found out, there would be serious consequences. If you're involved with someone for even a moderate amount of time, most of the things you do in your off-time should be a non-issue, or you really aren't on very good grounds to continue a relationship.

Edit: I opened this thread awhile ago and just read the bottom post, forgetting what the initial topic was, and posted that. I think the end still holds true though.

^^^Win^^^

dude, honestly, BOTTLES of PISS....ON YOUR DESKk!!!!! jesus atleast stuff them under your bed!!! same with the masturbation shit, honestly wtf is wrong with you?


anyway, same here, if my gf had her own bowl i wouldnt care one way or another if she was in my room or not so long as i didnt have no pr0n running or i was out to get stain remover TO REMOVE THAT LIL STAIN ON MY VELVET KEYBOARD


why the keyboard is velvet IDK but from the evidence given YOUR keyboard is velvet, and its the CRUNCHY kind too!



but really, i dont give a fuck if anybody looks through my shit, ive got nothing to hide, and if they find something, who the hell cares? def not me. if they do, well gtfo bitch cuz thats what im about :)

honestly i wouldnt care if i found a dildo in my gf's room, so why should she care if she finds a few panties in mine? even if they happen to be stretched out for whatever reason....<.<

I stopped reading at "I piss in bottles and keep them on my desk".

Dude, just stop doing this shit, then you won't have to worry about people being in your room.... Unless they're black (In which case I hope you have insurance).







I kid.

i lol

Dirty underwear dude? What, do you shit your pants or something???

the op is a freak.

who in the name of fuck collects piss
how many bottles of that shit were on the desk exactly?

dirty underwear,
use a kleenex for gods sake

she didnt "walk" out of your room,
she RAN!

I remember similar story like this somewhere on the internet...

except the bitch actually shat all over the place, her underwear, bed, floor, bag, and everywhere. also collected two of 2 liters bottle of her piss.

I had a friend who had a room in the attic. The bathroom was far so he used to piss in soda cans. He would leave that shit on his dresser for days. I think its hilarious.

Fucking lawls.

Holy fuck, I can't believe this is the only reply like this in the whole thread.

This girl shouldn't even know about the piss bottles and whatnot.

You should dump her for being a prying bitch.

If you have any self-respect, you will point out her wrong-doings, especially if she tries to start anything with you about this.

Oh, and the piss bottle thing is kinda gross. It would probably be best if you avoided having them out in the open. But who are we to judge?

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2048888

haha.

1. being a dirty, lazy fuck: meh.
2. pissing in bottles due to being a dirty, lazy fuck: slightly less meh.
3. leaving them on your MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER DESK: epic fucking fail.

at least put that motherfucking shit in the corner, dude. I mean, srsly.

OP, don't listen to these fucks continue pissing in your room and searching up kiddie porn as you please.

As with your girlfriend; kill her.

Or maybe she was being a snooping cunt and got onto your computer and found your kiddie porn/totse bookmarks.



I love it how you put 'kiddy porn' on the same level as 'totse bookmarks' :p lulz

that is of course unless she promises a tape of her little cousin, in which case

in THIS EXACT ORDER

1.take her clothes
2.put her clothes ON
3.then kill her(very important to do this 3rd)
4.then go to said lil cousins house for video
5. ??????(jelq?)?????
6.profit (off your fermented urine and semen of course)

How long did it take to accumulate bottles of piss. Even if you went every night it would take a while to even do one, let alone many. And don;t you get any splash back? And how did your dick fit into a bottle...maybe gatorade but not coke bottles or anything.....OhMyJesus, you are too lazy to go chuck a piss during the day, aren't you?!?!?! That's why there is so much bladder extract festering on your desk you filthy diseased rat. And how do you dispose of it? Walk to the toilets holding bottles of piss, and leave with them empty? I mean, WTF man????

my dorm room is farthest from the bathroom, (communial), and im lazy sometimes at night i piss in empty water/gatorade bottles and stack em up on my computer desk.



Oh....My......Gawd......
this is the fucking funniest things I've ever fucking read, thank you.

Nah man, if she found those piss bottles you would have found puke all over your floor. You're clear.


why fukin bump this?

what kind of skeezy fucks deletes their post when bumping an old thread? trying to cover your tracks SlapinFoFun? think it's funny to bring this shit back up?

so inspiron how did that shit turn out for ya, hows the piss collection coming?

I also piss in bottles or jars or whatever if I can't be bothered. But I take them out the next morning. And tidy your room. As for the masturbation equipment, that's nothing to hide. If you need it to be somewhere where you can easily get to it quickly, who gives a shit? Just make sure it's kept sanitary.

It hasn't turned out good bro... she broke up with me only about a week after the incident for vague reasons, and I still keep a gallon jug by the bed for those late night nature calls.

it's cool tho to see how the color of the urine changes according to diet, i had mcdonalds one day and it was like a dark orange color.. pretty cool!

Lmfao ^ This

why fukin bump this?

You deserve to die for bringing back a 3 month old thread

It was that fagin Slapin who did it!