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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Mr.Planters to your ignore list  
Old 2007-11-06, 18:14
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Hitler was a Catholic, so God forgave him for his sins, while the 6 million jews he killed, were sent to hell, cuz they didnt believe that jesus was their lord and saviour, fuck god probably decorated their chamber in hell like fucking aushwitz
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Old 2007-11-06, 18:22
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there is no god so GG on your stupid idea.
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Old 2007-11-06, 18:23
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If this gets anymore retarded I think my face will implode.
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Old 2007-11-06, 20:37
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Hitler was not catholic, god did not forgive him for his sins, and the jews didnt go to hell. The only people that forgave hitler were those who supported him, and there is no "forgiving" or pardoning of your sins, what do you want a letter from the governer saying all of your earthly deeds are excused? And the jews didn't go to hell, they rotted and went into the ground.

Oh yeah, and god isint stupid, the people who have told you about god are stupid. Everything you know about this person for lack of a better word, has been told to you by humans. No one has seen him or talked to him, so for all you know he could be a genius, or have downs syndrome. Im not saying I believe in a traditional god, but Im just using logic to say your claim is false.

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Old 2007-11-06, 21:30
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WOW responders. He's saying WHY this view of god is stupid. If you don't get that, try again. He never said he actually believed the traditional Christian god is real or believable, but why you should not believe in such an illogical idea. And yes, if you accept the Christian god, Hitler did go to heaven (assuming he simply said 'forgive me' before dying) and yes the Jews DID go to hell.

You people are taking his statements out of context/too seriously and I want to flame you for it.
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Old 2007-11-06, 23:27
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This is very original and I truly enjoyed seeing things from this newfound perspective and gaining inside in your extraordinary thoughts.
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Old 2007-11-06, 23:29
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I wanna say troll?

But I dunno.
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Old 2007-11-07, 00:26
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You people are taking his statements out of context/too seriously and I want to flame you for it.
You're so goddamned polite, Kiko. Even when you flame.
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Old 2007-11-07, 22:06
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The Bible should not be considered an authoritative source for information about God.

The deity described therein is paranoid, petty, a micro-manager, cruel, vengeful--in short, nothing like the God I know.
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Old 2007-11-08, 03:13
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"Can I get a mod, on Aisle 6, to clean up this shitfest?"
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Cheque Please!
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Old 2007-11-08, 06:41
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The Bible should not be considered an authoritative source for information about God.

The deity described therein is paranoid, petty, a micro-manager, cruel, vengeful--in short, nothing like the God I pulled out of my ass, because it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Fixed.
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Old 2007-11-08, 08:49
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Dont you think that if YOUR shit filled head finds this wrong, than your creator will know better? Why do people think that god is as fucked up as our justice system?
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Old 2007-11-08, 11:52
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Damn straight Hitler went to heaven. He did nothing wrong in the eyes of God.

God does not care what we do, and he does not make value judgements.
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Old 2007-11-09, 03:29
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Fixed.

I don't think feeling 'warm 'n fuzzy' is the reason Arms recognizes God.

God does not care what we do

Yep.
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Old 2007-11-09, 09:03
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I don't think

That's right.
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Old 2007-11-10, 07:37
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There is some scripture versus that have kept me from visiting this part of the forums for so long and this the the best opportunity to share them with you so I will put them up and leave. (All of these versus come from Proverbs)

26:4: Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.

29:9: If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest.

14:7: Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.
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Old 2007-11-10, 16:31
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There is some scripture versus that have kept me from visiting this part of the forums for so long and this the the best opportunity to share them with you so I will put them up and leave. (All of these versus come from Proverbs)

26:4: Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.

29:9: If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest.

14:7: Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.


That's why I will never argue with christians again. You could be a 1000x smarter, but they still think they know the whole universe, and say that you are wrong.
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Old 2007-11-11, 12:39
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That's why I will never argue with christians again. You could be a 1000x smarter, but they still think they know the whole universe, and say that you are wrong.

Isn't that EVERYONE?
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