Usually everything goes pretty well until you do these things:

Ask about ex boyfriends
Grab her ass.
Grab her tits
Ask if she is a virgin
Ask her if she has sex in the first date
Talk about your pets
Talk about your grandma
Talk about video games
Ask her if she plays video games
Eat anything like raw unions, jalapeños, beef jerky etc...


:)

1. It's okay to ask, its not okay to pry...or go into specifics.
2. Definitely okay.
3. Definitely okay.
4. Only applies to high school dates. I would never ask an adult that question.
5. Probably not okay.
6. Definitely okay.
7. Okay, but not in any great detail.
8. Fuck yeah it is. Especially if she's one of thos girls that's too prissy to play them.
9. Yeah, i'll give you that one.

Bah, half of that stuff will give you a better idea of the girl. Another one is discussing drug use. I almost always bring it up on a first date, because I do take things. And some stuff needs to be cleared up at the start.

Ask her if she does anal?

As your driving her home tell her you need to make a quick stop.


After 30 min of driving and she asks where your taking her you should be someone out in the boonies. AS SOON AS SHE asks the question slam the breaks and look around in all directions.

Hit some meth and blow out a fatty cloud of smoke with the windows rolled up!




Never fails. date 2 is on its way!

1-Ask her if she'll strap on a dildo and bang you in the ass
2-Ask if the date will end in a 3some of some sort
3-Ask if she likes to fool around with her girlfriends
4-Ask her if she cums during orgasm
5-dont tell her you masterbate every waking minute
6-That you can "last" longer than normal guys
7-try not to be racist, prejudice,etc, she might be part black, or some religion, and might get offended
8-Don't tell her you see imaginary people
9- Don't tell her your plans, on how your going to kidnap a midget, dress it up in a green suit, and lock it in a cage.
10-Never say " wow i have a huge boner right now"

Its almost inevitable to not talk about your past situations with members of the opposite sex especially if your with someone new whos possibly about to be in that spot with you.

Like theres no way to get around it once u mention the idea, so if you don't have a good record behind you, you better make up some lies. HAHa dont just be like well i havent dated in like 5 years, idk why my WoW character is a lvl 60 so you kno it keeps me occupied.

Stuff that the WOMAN should never do on ANY date:

Talk about your ex boyfriends
Talk about your stupid friends
Talk about Jesus
Talk about soap operas
Talk about stupid shit nobody cares about
Wear more than one layer of clothing
Attempt to decide what music we listen to in MY car
Ask if you can drive
Play idiotic mind games your stupid friends taught you
Neglect to mention you already have a boyfriend
Get into involved conversations with other guys
Ignore the guy you're on the date with

Run into one of your stupid friends and get into an involved conversation that lasts all fucking night while the guy you're on the date with is standing there trying to figure out why the fuck you're ignoring him just to talk to one of your stupid friends that you already spend more time with than him.

q4t. .

Wait, so...what does that leave them with?

Wait, so...what does that leave them with?

Sex..

I've found it either scares them off, or makes them like me for being so honest (even if they don't do it).

I object! I've done the first five on first dates with no problems.