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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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2007-11-05, 19:30
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What does god look like?
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2007-11-05, 19:31
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2007-11-05, 19:33
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Re: What does god look like?
God isn't there, champ.
Theres no invisible man in the sky.
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2007-11-05, 19:34
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Re: What does god look like?
Alanis Morisette.
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2007-11-05, 19:39
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Re: What does god look like?
Where's TuxyM or whatever he's called when you need him. HE'LL KNOW what God looks like.
Bet it's astonishingly like a general description of his father!
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2007-11-05, 19:50
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Re: What does god look like?
God looks like this:
After having sex with Sarah Silverman.
Speaking of which, why does a google image search for "Sarah Silverman god" bring up this:
Subtle racism by Maxim? |
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2007-11-05, 19:53
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Re: What does god look like?
If God had a name, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question
And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
If God had a face what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like heaven and in jesus and the saints and all the prophets
And yeah yeah god is great yeah yeah god is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
He's trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome
And yeah yeah God is great yeah yeah God is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if god was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome
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2007-11-05, 20:04
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Re: What does god look like?
When I was in foster with the Fundamentalists, the guy would get mad when I sang that song.
"robinhoody, God is not a slob, don't say things like that  "
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2007-11-05, 20:06
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http://tinyurl.com/28ozhm
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Re: What does god look like?
God looks like nothing because he is __________ (fill in the blank). |
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2007-11-05, 20:11
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2007-11-05, 20:13 |
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I KNEW you would say that :p
http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/32889/2003376268890615907_fs.jpg
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2007-11-05, 20:15 |
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im white, about six feet tall, 170 pounds, dark hair...
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2007-11-05, 20:44 |
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there is no god you dumb faggot
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2007-11-05, 20:45 |
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Re: What does god look like?
God is an all-powerful being.
We live in the world HE created.
From mysterious glyphics left behind by God himself, we have been able to determine his human-tongue name: Jeff Hunter.
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2007-11-05, 20:49 |
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http://tinyurl.com/2nuqxo
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2007-11-05, 20:51 |
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Re: What does god look like?
http://www.4-skateboards.com/skateboards/images/Wheel-Blank-50-62%20White.jpg
God looks like nothing because he is __________ (fill in the blank).Judging by the picture, I'm going to say:
God looks like nothing because he is: "a powdered donut" or possibly "a snow ball"
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2007-11-05, 20:51 |
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Re: What does god look like?
I did an image search and found a lot of pictures of mushrooms.  |
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2007-11-05, 21:48 |
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http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c320/pengd0t/tarsp.jpg
Really, what else could it be?
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2007-11-05, 23:24 |
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Re: What does god look like?
I'm going to have to agree with Morgan Freeman.
He's the universal narrator.
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2007-11-05, 23:25 |
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I'm going to have to agree with Morgan Freeman.
He's the universal narrator.
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What about Alec Baldwin? |
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2007-11-05, 23:26 |
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Did you guys know that god spelled backwards is dog? What a mindfuck!
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2007-11-05, 23:28 |
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Originally Posted by Siu 3d
Did you guys know that god spelled backwards is dog? What a mindfuck!
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hmmm..
PENIS! |
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2007-11-05, 23:31 |
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http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/ceo_socnet/image/burger-king.jpg
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2007-11-05, 23:32 |
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A cave, because I'm a hermit.
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Re: What does god look like?
There is no god. There is only Harrison Ford and his chiseled jawline.
Meh, I dunno. Probably whatever you imagine him as.
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2007-11-05, 23:33 |
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There is no god. There is only Harrison Ford and his chiseled jawline.
Don't forget about that sexy scar on his chin.
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2007-11-05, 23:38 |
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Originally Posted by Bates23
There is no god. There is only Harrison Ford and his chiseled jawline.
Meh, I dunno. Probably whatever you imagine him as.
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I'll pay that
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v676/ComradeAsh/sw6_480i_2.jpg |
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2007-11-05, 23:38 |
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Re: What does god look like?
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sarah_silverman_03.jpg
Subtle racism by Maxim?
that pic makes her look like she has sideburns.....this pic hurt my penis...
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2007-11-05, 23:41 |
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that pic makes her look like she has sideburns.....this pic hurt my penis...
I think that's the joke, still hurts.
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2007-11-05, 23:49 |
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that pic makes her look like she has sideburns.....this pic hurt my penis...Meh. I fapped.
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2007-11-05, 23:53 |
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Re: What does god look like?
God is not divine order, the laws of nature, the cosmic logos, whatever you want to call it. God is the Qabalistic Zero, it is the equation of the Universe, the initial and final balance of the opposites. He looks like pure perfection. Silence...
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2007-11-05, 23:56 |
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Originally Posted by pengd0t
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c320/pengd0t/tarsp.jpg
Really, what else could it be?
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2007-11-05, 23:56 |
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Re: What does god look like?
God is not divine order, the laws of nature, the cosmic logos, whatever you want to call it. God is the Quabalistic Zero, it is the equation of the Universe, the initial and final balance of the opposites. He looks like pure perfection.
Fixed.
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2007-11-05, 23:57 |
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Nay, I mean what I say.
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2007-11-05, 23:58 |
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Nay, I mean what I say.
Yes, but you forgot one of the most fundamental rules of nature...
A 'Q' is followed by 'u'
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2007-11-06, 01:31 |
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Charlton Heston
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2007-11-06, 01:34 |
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Originally Posted by robinhoody
When I was in foster with the Fundamentalists, the guy would get mad when I sang that song.
"robinhoody, God is not a slob, don't say things like that "
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2007-11-06, 01:41 |
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i dont know about yall but i would totally fuck the shit out of sarah silvermen then i would take a piss and drive home
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2007-11-06, 01:44 |
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http://www.skierpage.com/images/southparkgod.jpg
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2007-11-06, 01:49 |
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http://www.skierpage.com/images/southparkgod.jpg
Damnit! I was beaten by ONE post!
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2007-11-06, 01:54 |
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Makes me wanna go foster just to fuck with Catholics.They were Southern Baptists.
Lawl.
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2007-11-06, 01:55 |
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i dont know about yall but i would totally fuck the shit out of sarah silvermen then i would take a piss and drive homeNigger, I called dibs on Sarah years ago.
I'm already plotting my ultimate Jew-lay, which will be me, Sarah Silverman, her sister Laura, and a crapton of coke.
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2007-11-06, 02:10 |
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Re: What does god look like?
http://monkeysaurus.net/wp-content/FSM.jpg
Oh to be blessed with a stroking of his great noodley appendage...
Pastafarians ftw.
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2007-11-06, 02:12 |
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Big Tall Black Guy!
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2007-11-06, 03:26 |
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I'm already plotting my ultimate Jew-lay, which will be me, Sarah Silverman, her sister Laura, and a crapton of coke.
That's the whole plan isn't it?
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2007-11-06, 07:37 |
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Re: What does god look like?
Big Tall Black Guy!
Do you mean black as in Nigger black? Or black as infernal coal black?
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2007-11-06, 07:43 |
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Speaking of which, why does a google image search for "Sarah Silverman god" bring up this:
http://thegrumpiest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sarah_silverman_03.jpg
Subtle racism by Maxim?
not sure if this has already been posted, but
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOCgEtaN_3I
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2007-11-06, 07:54 |
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Do you mean black as in Nigger black? Or black as infernal coal black?
both!
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2007-11-06, 08:02 |
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fuck I've seen the light.
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2007-11-06, 08:11 |
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GOD looks like me, for I am him.
Fear and Loathing
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2007-11-06, 08:14 |
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http://monkeysaurus.net/wp-content/FSM.jpg
Oh to be blessed with a stroking of his great noodley appendage...
Pastafarians ftw.
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The nigger beat me to it. |
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2007-11-06, 10:18 |
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http://www.skierpage.com/images/southparkgod.jpg
haha i was right about to do it on the next page!
oh and yes theoretically if god is real.. in the time he was.. he should be back.. or altest dark skinned
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2007-11-06, 11:31 |
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http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c320/pengd0t/tarsp.jpg
Really, what else could it be?
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2007-11-06, 12:06 |
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Re: What does god look like?
oh and yes theoretically if god is real.. in the time he was.. he should be back.. or altest dark skinned
What the fuck? Are you trying to say
"if god is real.. in the time he was.. (???) he should be black.. or at least dark skinned"
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Because if you're saying that because of the thing about Jesus being from Palestine and, thus, being quite dark... that's illogical.
Jesus is not God, God is not Jesus.
(Look, don't even get me started on The Holy Trinity, but they are clearly supposed to be different avatars).
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2007-11-06, 12:10 |
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Re: What does god look like?
He's not black.
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2007-11-06, 12:24 |
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Re: What does god look like?
What the fuck? Are you trying to say
"if god is real.. in the time he was.. (???) he should be black.. or at least dark skinned"
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Because if you're saying that because of the thing about Jesus being from Palestine and, thus, being quite dark... that's illogical.
Jesus is not God, God is not Jesus.
(Look, don't even get me started on The Holy Trinity, but they are clearly supposed to be different avatars).
I think he was working on the 'man in his own image' argument.
Of course, you can circumvent the issue by stating that black people are animals.
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2007-11-06, 14:22 |
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That's the whole plan isn't it?
So far, yes.
I figure it's got about a 40% chance of succeeding.
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Charlton Heston
So I guess Nietzsche was right.
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http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z106/yui987/EFE055F2C260B4CD472CA2B21464B7.jpg
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Re: What does god look like?
Being that the Father send the Messiah and said, "Show them me." I'd say like the Messiah. Then the Messiah comissioned us, "Show them me." So I'm saying like believers. The time is NOW He's being demonstrated by His people. He created us in His image after HIS likeliness. The Messiah lives in me, the HOPE of GLORY. Hallelujah. I am his workmanship.
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2008-04-13, 22:21 |
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Re: What does god look like?
well if he's able to asexually reproduce anything he wants, he's obviously not human.
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Re: What does god look like?
"God is Spirit"(Gospel of John) Spirit: 1. The force or principle of life that animates the lbody of living things. 12a an incorporeal being. Incorporeal: 1. without material form, body or substance. (Dictionary)
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God is formless being.
"Spirit is ultimately ineffable since it is undifferentiated and unordered: a seamless totality. Consequently humans only experience Spirit knowingly in a manner unmediated, unspecified, and undefined by language, concepts and categories(along with their divisions, classification, and distinctions). These are facets of Spirits disguise or mask and thus contribute to humans de dicto misperceiving and misunderstanding of Spirit/God. To the degree language, concepts, and categories are essential to human reasoning, humans thus understand Spirit non-rationally." (Paraphrase from "The Philosopy of the Aztecs" http://www.iep.utm.edu/a/aztec.htm )
"You shall not make for yourself a carved image - any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:" Exodus 20:4
Why? Because God is not a man, or a horse, or anything like human egotistical attempts to portray that which is formless.
Cheers:)
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well if he's able to asexually reproduce anything he wants, he's obviously not human.
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You probably think you sound well educated having said that. However, 'money and fire', had you ever became slightly knowledgable on the Word of God, you'd know that He had to use a woman to birth the Messiah into this world. It's spiritual, and obviously the physical you seemed to have forgotten all about??? |
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2008-04-17, 11:16 |
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Re: What does god look like?
You probably think you sound well educated having said that. However, 'money and fire', had you ever became slightly knowledgable on the Word of God, you'd know that He had to use a woman to birth the Messiah into this world. It's spiritual, and obviously the physical you seemed to have forgotten all about???
i meant the whole making the earth in 7 days shit
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2008-04-17, 14:40 |
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2008-04-18, 06:24 |
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Re: What does god look like?
i meant the whole making the earth in 7 days shit
Well, it doesn't quite matter what you MEANT, since 1,000 years is a day and a day 1,000 years to God. Of course you haven't read psalms or proverbs?
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Re: What does god look like?
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2760/morganmp6.jpg
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