This may belong in Science of the Damned, but it's more sexual, so I feel it goes here.

Hypothetically speaking, if vampires existed, would fucking (or being fucked by) one constitute necrophilia?

I think this is too hypothetical for S&A.

But anyway, my answer would be no, as they are animated things, and are therefor 'living', at least for the purpose in question.

I mean, really, who's going to press charges against you for fucking a vampire?

I...er...ah...get out of my dingy...not you...

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No it wouldn`t.

Vampires are undead, not dead. These is a difference.

Vampires are undead, not dead. These is a difference.Exactly.

As long as they look like Julie Benz did in Buffy, vampires are fair game.

It's the lack of animation, movement etc, and the total vulnerability of a corpse that attracts a necrophile. Vampires aren't excessively vulnerable.

I've no idea.
For all I know everyone I work with is either one or the other, but it's not something generally talked about is it?

It's the lack of animation, movement etc, and the total vulnerability of a corpse that attracts a necrophile. Vampires aren't excessively vulnerable.They are if you tie them to a cross and use holy water lube.

It's naughty, very naughty necrophilia
Without a care I'm compassionate about killing her
I'd have my way with what's left of the will in her
Cosmopolitans, and cocaine, and an occasional pill in her
When she spoke I saw a spark, but it was dark so
I drove her home when she died, sexy suicide
Sweet nothings for the numb, you feel where I'm coming from?
Have no fear, everything's fine, my girl parties all the time
Did you hear what I said? With this ring I thee wed
A body in my bed, she was cool when I met her
But I think I like her better dead

I'd fuck a vampire. But not like a buffy vampire. Like a sexy vampire. Actually, forget the vampire part. Alive, undead, recently-dead-but-still-warm, really all good as long as the sexy factor's still there.

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Today I got really stoned, and I thought to myself "Hey, if I'd fuck a vampire (if one existed), why not fuck a werewolf too?"

So, in your opinions, does fucking a werewolf chick make you a furry? This is all hypothetical by the way.

I would never have sex with a woman with that much hair.

I don't know...imagine cuddling up with a hot cat woman. That would be kind of interesting....meow!

I don't know...imagine cuddling up with a hot cat woman. That would be kind of interesting....meow!

I don't know... I guess it has it's appeal... but the hair.. I just can't put that out of my mind!

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Fap.

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That was hot.

I don't know... I guess it has it's appeal... but the hair.. I just can't put that out of my mind!

So are you telling me that a soft cat rubbing against your leg is a painful experience? Imagine soft cat paws on your penis, except it's a woman, lol.

Dude, I'd totally fuck a vamp.

Imagine soft cat paws on your penis, except it's a woman, lol.

Except it's a cat!! :p

I dunno. I guess it depends on how hot this particular animal/woman hybrid really is...

Vampires aren't physically capable of sex. They're genitals blacken and decay.

Someone never watched Buffy...

Someone never watched Buffy...

Sure, tv sexualizes everything. But real vampires shrivel up and cant make the sex. Look at Lestat.

Sure, tv sexualizes everything. But real vampires shrivel up and cant make the sex. Look at Lestat.

So are you telling me that a soft cat rubbing against your leg is a painful experience? Imagine soft cat paws on your penis, except it's a woman, lol.

Why does it sound like you've fucked a cat before?

Why does it sound like you've fucked a cat before? I was thinking the same thing...

They are if you tie them to a cross and use holy water lube.

Y'know... there could be a market for this...

Except it's a cat!! :p

I dunno. I guess it depends on how hot this particular animal/woman hybrid really is...

Yeah, I am talking like almost like a woman wearing a cat costume. Cute, but has some soft hair and a tail, lol.

Sure, tv sexualizes everything. But real vampires shrivel up and cant make the sex. Look at Lestat.

It wasn't black or shriveled it just didn't work. He was still able to have blood play with other male vampires though...

Why does it sound like you've fucked a cat before?

What?! You mean you've never indulged?

I was thinking the same thing...

And you say you're from Sin City...shame on you!

Sure, tv sexualizes everything. But real vampires shrivel up and cant make the sex. Look at Lestat.

Why do you assume that Lestat is a "true" vampire? How do you know that the Buffy vamps aren't more realistic?

Why do you assume that Lestat is a "true" vampire? How do you know that the Buffy vamps aren't more realistic?

The buffy vamps were clearly flaming homosexuals made pretty for the camera. In fact, I hated that show. More then anything.

But it had hot chicks...

Except it's a cat!! :p

I dunno. I guess it depends on how hot this particular animal/woman hybrid really is...


I think I'm furry or what ever you call it. I love girls in kitty costumes :) it's genius. The soft comfy fur.. the purr(no rhyme intended) and a cute tail to top it off. No werewolves though.. I don't really think that'd be all that hot. Not as much as a vampire at least. I've always fantasized about a vampire invasion and hopefully hooking up with some sexy vampire girl. We can dream haha.

It'd leave one hell of a hickey.

Hopefully ;)

The buffy vamps were clearly flaming homosexuals made pretty for the camera. "Clearly"? How can you say that? Have you ever seen a real vampire to compare them to and judge their level of realism? No, because vampires aren't real. Therefore, the fully-genitalized, fuck-ready vampires from the Buffyverse are just as realistic as your genital fasciitis afflicted Lestat vampire.

Case closed.

*has insanely hot threesome with Darla and Vamp Willow just to spite you*

They are if you tie them to a cross and use holy water lube.

But then you're just fucking a pile of damp ash...

"Clearly"? How can you say that? Have you ever seen a real vampire to compare them to and judge their level of realism? No, because vampires aren't real. Therefore, the fully-genitalized, fuck-ready vampires from the Buffyverse are just as realistic as your genital fasciitis afflicted Lestat vampire.

Case closed.

*has insanely hot threesome with Darla and Vamp Willow just to spite you*

What a brilliantly well thought out and clever argument. Do you feel somehow proud that you came into a completely hypothetical/impossible thread and introduced your logic?

You're like those assholes that constantly need to point out how unrealistic sci-fi movies are. Noone cares if there are no real vampires to compare them to. Even if they were real, buffy vampires would be to normal vampires what hollywood celebrities are to the rest of us. Overly glamorized/artificial.

Now go fap to more pictures of Sarah Michelle Geller :\

But then you're just fucking a pile of damp ash...Only if you tie them so they touch the cross. If you give them a little wiggle room, they have to keep their body off of the cross. That way they stay alive, but if they struggle too much, they'll hit the cross and poof. The holy water wouldn't kill them, because it's such a little amount. It'd just burn a little.

What a brilliantly well thought out and clever argument.Thank you, kind sir.

Do you feel somehow proud that you came into a completely hypothetical/impossible thread and introduced your logic?Yes, yes I do.

You're like those assholes that constantly need to point out how unrealistic sci-fi movies are.Actually, *you* were the one pointing out how unrealistic the Buffy vampires are. I was merely arguing that they were just as realistic as the Lestat ones. I'm perfectly content to accept that this thread is purely hypothetical, and feel no need to mention any sort of unrealism. You started that, not I.

Noone cares if there are no real vampires to compare them to. Even if they were real, buffy vampires would be to normal vampires what hollywood celebrities are to the rest of us. Overly glamorized/artificial. Does that make them somehow less real?

Now go fap to more pictures of Sarah Michelle Geller :\You don't need to tell me twice.

I can't believe I just had an argument about Buffy in S&A.

Jesus Christ.

If they were hot.... I would totally fuck a vampire. But only if they were properly attractive and human looking like in interview with a vampire.

What? The only girl vampire I remember in IWTV was the 8 year old...

I sat through Underworld.

'Nuff said.

What? The only girl vampire I remember in IWTV was the 8 year old...

hahahahaha I was refering to the male ones. I'm a bisexual female BTW

It'd prolly be more of a bestiality thing then necrophilia since they're not classified as humans anymore but they are living some way.

yeah but they have the mental capacity of a fully functional human.... therefore they are able to give consent.... bestiality and necrophilia are both like rape. It's all about the concent.

I would do unspeakable things to Kate Beckinsale, but even I haven't sat through Underworld...

I rather liked underworld, well the first one anyways. Lots of action, hot vampires, not too much plot.

Although, I saw the second, or third...whichever one was the last. And I wasn't paying close enough attention at the end, but it seemed like the ending was a cheap sucky copout. I cant be arsed to watch it again to figure out what the fuck happened. Anyone feel like filling me in?

I would do unspeakable things to Kate Beckinsale, but even I haven't sat through Underworld...

She was pretty much the only thing in that film worth watching. And watch I did. Furiously.

Well, her, a few other background sexy vampires, seeing Bill Nighy as a vampire king, and the werewolf-equivalent of Moby.

The second one blew ass chunks and I forget what happened near the end.

I agree that the first one was in fact pretty good regardless of the shitty plot. It was great as a shoot em up killing kind of movie and had the sexy vampires. You can't go wrong with sexy vampires.

Watching Underworld, I really liked the movie. Vampire chicks are sexy as hell, and I would have sex with one in an instant.
The thing about that movie though, was the jump she did about two minutes into the movie. I was just like DAMN and I had to rewind that and watch it about five more times. The nonchalant way she walks away from a 10 story drop is so bloody attractive.
I'd be a vampire, then not only could I jump, move fast, and kick major ass, but I'd have lots of vampire sex.
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