So I was thinking the other day...
Say you were having sex with a girl and you came inside her...
What if you took a piss inside her right after you busted?
Would that like kill and wash away the semen?

Oh my fucking god... what is happening to people's brain cells? They can't be this stupid.

Hey man... It COULD work couldn't it?
Or is the jizz'm so sticky it just loves teh eggs.

to give a serious answer, although I agree with the first reply..

Even if you -were- able to convince a girl to let you do this, rather than just wearing a damn condom, I doubt it would kill the sperm.

Sperm have to go through the same plumbing as piss, and back when bathing once a week was considered something that would make you sick rather than getting you clean, that sperm had to make its way through some.. erm.. hostile conditions.

You do better to wash her out with diet coke, which apparently is a strong spermicide...

Gives a whole new meaning to 'Have a Smile, have a Coke".

Hahaha... Yes it does yes it does.
She'd probably enjoy that too.
A warm diet coke with all the fuzzly bubbles. OH YEAAAH....
Urine is really sanitary though... I would think it may have a chance at killing spermies.

I remember learning that shitloads of our little buddies get killed trying to escape, then more get killed on there way up the snatch.

So technically it sounds like it could work. But why not just slip the bitch some morning after pills the next day. Early abortion in a bottle.

I fucking LOL'd. Literally.

My goodness me. Please grow a brain before you post again.

Actually screw that.

Please, for all of our sakes, never post again.

lulz at the girl who gets pissed in.:D

Fuck the morning after pill...
If I can piss in a bitch then I'm going to take advantage of the situation while I can.
And if she still gets preggie... Baby BBQ it is.

Gawd, why do you make 'em this stupid?

First, try pissing within five minutes of cumming. You can't. Learn enough about your own anatomy.

actually i've taken a piss pretty damn shortly after busting a nut.
waaaaaaay less than five minutes.

pee in her butt, then you can piss in her AND you don't have to worry about a baby

THAT is the aspect of his proposition you have an objection to?
Generally, unless I've just done so pretty near to just before having sex, I go and pee afterwards.


So I was thinking the other day...
Sure, it probably makes the sperm's living environment a bit more hostile, but sperm can live a long while in a moist environment. Almost a week if I remember correctly, maybe more like 5 days... in any case, I'd have a hard time knowing whether my urine had permeated every tiny fold and crevice within, and if you missed a spot, you could have some sperm still alive when the pH of the vagina balances back out.


You do better to wash her out with diet coke, which apparently is a strong spermicide...

Are you sure it's just Diet Coke, I'm pretty sure you have to toss a package of mentos up there too for it to work correctly... ( :

There was a video in IFIOTW that demonstrates exactly what should be done in this situation.

http://youporn.com/watch/83496

There you go.

Wookiee porn FTW.


Wow, wookiee is a word that looks stupid spelled out...

mmm coke

Girls will know if you slip them a morning after pill. For the record its really 2 pills, one asap and one 12 hours later. My gf said it felt like her ovaries were on fire, pretty noticeable for a girl id guess

I've always wondered what would happen if a guy took the morning after pill.

Would it be like what happened to Kenny's dad on that one South Park episode? He was basically excreting bodily fluids from every orifice...

this thread gives me lulz

That video:
"Get this shit outta me!"
*franticly digs in vagina*