Totse and most of the people who know the story of me and my ex should by proud.

I've given up on my ex. i told her today lets just be friends because i can't keep waiting around on her to make her decision.

Now she is still spending the weekend here next weekend.

Thoughts on how i should continue this?

Play hard to get.

I was trying to get back with an ex once and she was pretty stuborn, looking back she had me wrapped around her finger.

yea because next weekend she'll want to have sex and i'll be like ok... then as soon as we are about to i'll put my clothes back on and be like nah.

And she will be pissed but you know

I think that's a comfortable medium between what you really feel like doing and the heavy verbal abuse she deserves for playing you a fool.

Nonetheless, I'm really happy you came to this decision as soon as you did.

yea but you know i will end up fucking her next weekend and this other girl used to go out with my girls boyfriend, and she is trying to get back with him, So yea shits gonna go down and i don't know where i will be in it

Fuck her if you must, but realize it's just you putting a dick in a moist hole surrounded by excess flesh. It'd be better if you told her not to come over next weekend. I know that's not what you want, but it would be for the best.

Congrats, I'd just find another girl to chill with.

Fuck her then tell her to GTFO. She'll come begging for more, it's up to you what you do with her then.

Yeah...Give her a shafting and go to sleep. She'll want more.

If you can't do it with her, lay back and jack it. Just for a laugh.

This thread doesn't have a single update. Not even one. You're just drawing more attention to your sad little drama.

You told her you just want to be friends.

Wrong awnser, you're supposed to tell her to fuck off permanently.

She's coming over next weekend.

You're going to fuck her, yet again. Rekindle whatever pathetic obsession you cant seem to shake, and find yourself right back where you were a week ago.

Some bitch or another, I cant be arsed to look back and figure out who, is trying to get back with your girls man.

So even though you're saying you just want to be friends, you're secretly hoping this other girl will magically take the guy out of the picture, and you'll go back to your peachy keen life like none of this happened, perfectly happy to be her backup plan until she finds someone else she's interested in, and pretend that you aren't her complete and utter bitch.


What you -need- to do, is invite her over anyways. Set up a video camera, and give her some of the roughest sex you can muster. Whatever you can think of, to humiliate her. Anal, facials, use your imagination. Make her constantly tell you how much she's enjoying it too. Then send a copy of the tape to her boyfriend. That should give them a fair amount of trouble. Then when they breakup, and she comes running back to you...call her and tell her it's okay, you still love her, and that she can come over if she wants to talk/some company/comfort/etc. Then make absolute sure you have another girl there...pay a hooker if you have to, it's that important, and let her walk in on you in the act. Then tell in her person that she's a worthless whore, that you never cared about her, that you were just using her for sex, and any other below the belt lines that may be relevent in your relationship. Then tell her to fuck off once and for all, and never call her, speak to her, or even waste a moments thought on her again.

When you've done all of these things, your testicles will sprout from the darkest recesses of your abdomen, and you shall be a man once again.

that^

that is the best fucking thing i have ever heard on totse

Totse is not your personal diary, you unshaven cunt.

I lawled at that... intresting idea