which one you use?
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NOAW!

fap rags are pretty gross for repetitive use but kleanex build up is hard to clean too.

me? kleanex

Not in the bathroom: Paper towel
In the bathroom: Sink
Sex: Inside condom

this

or sometimes, my dressing gown if i'm really lazy ;)

I usually just eat all the evidence.

I only fap wearing a dressing gown or in bed. I don't bother cleaning up.

During sex it's in her pussy. If I cum on her then its up to her to clean up.

towel
in her ass

Gross. People wash their faces in the sink.

Gross. People wash their faces in the sink.

Their face doesn't touch the sink. :/

Plus i make sure all my little soldiers go down the drain.

Their face doesn't touch the sink. :/

Plus i make sure all my little soldiers go down the drain.


Some people fill up the sink with hot water and soap and use a flannel...not me though. It's the principle, man!

Some people fill up the sink with hot water and soap and use a flannel...not me though. It's the principle, man!

haha. Well, I'm doing them a favor then!

They're getting it for free, while Lyn May is making people pay for it!

Semen moisturiser big in Mexico


A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1381407.html

Plus! These people seem to like it!

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php


Week One, July 1–July 8, 2003:
CUM CHEEK: The cum is making it feel tighter than the other side. Like it’s contracting. It doesn’t feel any smoother, though.
MOISTURIZER CHEEK: My usual moisturizer always leaves me a little greasy, and that’s more pronounced when the other cheek has cum on it.

Week Two, July 9–July 16, 2003:
CUM CHEEK: My skin is so sensitive that I thought my cheek would totally freak out, but I think that the cum is shielding me from all the gross New York dirt. It feels… I don’t know, solid?
MOISTURIZER CHEEK: Like I said, my skin is really tender so I use this super wimpy skin cream. I started to rub a little more of it in this week because compared to the cum, it seemed totally ineffectual. It feels like I’m getting a pimple now.

Week Three, July 17–July 24, 2003:
CUM CHEEK: I swear to god, I feel like Iron Man over there. Cum isn’t porous like lotion, you know? It’s like a protein mask. I’ll bet you could take a jackhammer to that cheek and I could just whistle the theme to Andy Griffith no problem.
MOISTURIZER CHEEK: This face cream smells like my granddad’s idea of the future, but it isn’t really working on my face. It’s so slimy that I have to wash the excess off. I can’t rub it all in!

Week Four—Final Week, July 25–August 1, 2003:
CUM CHEEK: This has been intense. I don’t think I’m going to keep it up every day, but I will use cum at least once a week on my face now. The best thing about this is that I have decided that everyone should masturbate twice a day. I really think that the world would be a better place.
MOISTURIZER CHEEK: Moisturizer is over for me. I think it’s a total scam. Compared to the results I got from using my own semen, it is child’s play. I’m so into fluid-recycling now that I’m starting to take those guys who drink their own piss seriously.

Eh ... what is this, S&A?
-*-*-
Hey guys, if you don't want this, return to sender.

Fap rag for me. If not fap rag, then I just eat it; I need a drink after all that hand work!

reminds me of the time on IRC where you mentioned the cumshot you gave your woman, and how it was like "a one man bukakke"

Some people fill up the sink with hot water and soap and use a flannel...not me though. It's the principle, man!

you're a woman, you clean things..

When Im at the computer I try and catch it in my hand and then I scoop it out with a piece of paper that I flush and then I lick my hand cle-


Wash my hand in the sink...


Otherwise I have a big furry hat that I got at a party and I turned it inside out and use it as a fleshlight.

How many people swallow their own man juice?

I should so make this into a Poll?

Yes you should.

you have my permission

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I do a backwards somersault catching it in my mouth. It's a great source of protein.

Sock or dirty boxers/shirts. Just basically walk into the closet and pick up something soft. Awkward sometimes when doing laundry though.. but I'm so slick.

at computer:into sandwhich bag
In my room:into the garbage
In the bathroom: in the sink

I only jerk off in the bathroom, and I either shoot in the sink, the toilet, or into some tissue.

But mainly, I shoot in the shower, because I jerk off every morning.

Also, what the hell is with you British men and "dressing gowns"? I was always under the impression that gowns were like dresses... Do all British men wear dresses to bed?

Screw cleaning it up.

tissue.

But "kleenex buildup???"
What the hell are you talking about?
You know those things are disposable right?

you know you can just use your underpants you wore that day and they get washed well...after every use :p

kleenex 2 ply lawl.

Bulletproof vest.
Because its such a powerful shot it goes right through any rag or Kleenex!

Brick wall.

Not in the bathroom: Paper towelA paper towel? Christ, why not jack off with sandpaper instead why don't ya?

I think he means when a bit of the kleenex comes off and stays on you. Would happen more to the uncircumcized I would imagine.

That's kinda like what I do.

I'm surprised how unpopular this method actually is...

This is exactly what I do. Except never with a sock.

I have a coke bottle I have been using for a few weeks now, its starting to look funky in there too. Should I throw it out or keep goin?

Huff it. Who knows, you may discover the new jenkem.

Huff it. Who knows, you may discover the new jenkem.

Don't forget to let it ferment first.

Huff it. Who knows, you may discover the new jenkem.

lol out loud +1

A paper towel? Christ, why not jack off with sandpaper instead why don't ya?

Pussy

I have a coke bottle I have been using for a few weeks now, its starting to look funky in there too. Should I throw it out or keep goin?

PIX

lol out loud +1

fail.

I wipe it off (of her) with some dirty clothes. They need to be washed anyways.

Usually after I pull out and cum all over her stomach, I go to the bathroom, get a roll of toilet paper and through it at her. Then I walk to the kitchen to get some food.

Okay this is good, but up for some constructive criticism?
She should be the one walking to the kitchen to get some food, for you.

Okay this is good, but up for some constructive criticism?
She should be the one walking to the kitchen to get some food, for you.

bitch can't cook

I've never used any sort of rag.

It always just ends up on my hands which I then go wash or something.

Am I the only one with a fap blanket. That way it usually just gets dried out when I fall asleep. You people and your "clean up" who needs it.

My boyfriend likes to masturbate with a condom on. he said that it made for an easy clean up. I made him stop doing it because it was weird and that he kept using too many condoms and we only have so much money and i rather put the condoms to better use.

Good girl.

My boyfriend likes to masturbate with a condom on...

No ones hands are THAT dirty...

That's weird. One of the fun aspects of fapping is seeing how far your little men would fly.

I hold it in...

only fags blow a load.

Isn't that called a 'posh wank'

That's weird. One of the fun aspects of fapping is seeing how far your little men would fly.

Haha aint it just.

I hold it in...


I tried that for a little while.
It even worked for a while... kinda.

But eventually I tried and it just hurt terribly,
which gave me a good reason to stop and think...
What the hell am I doing...
So that was the last time for that.

Indeed it is.

A paper towel? Christ, why not jack off with sandpaper instead why don't ya?

I think he means when a bit of the kleenex comes off and stays on you. Would happen more to the uncircumcized I would imagine.


You don't (or you shouldn't) be fapping WITH the paper; doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a hand made of flesh. Christ. Just do your job, and when you get to the point grab the toilet paper/paper towel/sand paper/math class notes/whatever and blow in there. It's not that difficult.

Whats with all the people saying sink? People wash their face in the sink. Why not just do it in the toilet or something

People wash their face in the sink.. right... but most people don't rub their face against the inside of it...

People wash their face in the sink.. right... but most people don't rub their face against the inside of it...



And it's not like we don't wash it off with water afterwards.

And it's not like we don't wash it off with water afterwards.

Exactly.