I am so over sex and also unable to get any. I have come to the conclusion that wanking is way better than sex because:

a) it is faster
b) it is more intense
c) you don't need anyone else

Discuss.

We don't like threads with one word titles or with 'discuss' at the end.

Sorry.

I still think sex is overrated. From now on it is self love all the way. Fuck womens withholding sex or knocking back a root.

I agree. Sex is a lot of unnecessary work, when you can just masturbate and get it over with. You don't have to worry about pleasing someone else. You don't have to cuddle up with anyone after. You can do it whenever and wherever YOU feel most comfortable doing it.

The list goes on...

Masturbation > Sex.

No STDs (includes babies)

No STDs (includes babies)

QFT. Especially the babies part, arguably the worst STD of all.

We dont take kindly to those who say discuss at the end of their post......"SP"

We dont take kindly to those who say discuss at the end of their post......"SP"

Now skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody!

QFT. Especially the babies part, arguably the worst STD of all.

That was intentional.

That was intentional.

I know.

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I havent seen a post in any way or form from you in ages.

I like sex. A lot.

I've been unsexed for about a month though. That's the longest I've been without sex since I was 16. :(

FACT:
Masturbation is better than sex only when you're not having sex.

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very much agreed.

QFMFT...
Women are too much trouble anyways!
Drugz 4 teh win!

FACT:
Masturbation is better than sex only when you're not having sex.

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Actually, call me crazy, but even when I had a girlfriend who would put out regularly, I would still sometimes prefer masturbating.

Like I said before, it's still easier and a lot less work than actually fucking. Plus, I don't like having to rely on someone else to be able to get my rocks off. I just feel too... dependent that way.

Actually, call me crazy, but even when I had a girlfriend who would put out regularly, I would still sometimes prefer masturbating.

Like I said before, it's still easier and a lot less work than actually fucking. Plus, I don't like having to rely on someone else to be able to get my rocks off. I just feel too... dependent that way.

Actually one of the nice things about having a wife/partner/lover/girlfriend is not having to make the effort. Its great just to be able to say 'will you jerk me off please" and lie there and relax.

Let someone else take the strain and the RSI!

Actually one of the nice things about having a wife/partner/lover/girlfriend is not having to make the effort. Its great just to be able to say 'will you jerk me off please" and lie there and relax.

Let someone else take the strain and the RSI!

Well that's true. There are definitely advantages in having a partner. But, at least in my opinion, it sometimes seems as though those advantages are outnumbered by the disadvantages of being in a relationship.

But maybe that's just me... :p

EDIT: And not only that, but every time that would happen, I'd feel obligated to reciprocate anyway, thus rendering the whole thing pointless and bringing me back to square one.

No STDs (includes babies)

Lol, funny.

I like sex. A lot.

I've been unsexed for about a month though. That's the longest I've been without sex since I was 16. :(

Do you think anyone believes that shit? I mean, unless you're still 16...

FACT:
Masturbation is better than sex only when you're not having sex.

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Lol, this was an amusing afterthought :P

Well that's true. There are definitely advantages in having a partner. But, at least in my opinion, it sometimes seems as though those advantages are outnumbered by the disadvantages of being in a relationship.

But maybe that's just me... :p

EDIT: And not only that, but every time that would happen, I'd feel obligated to reciprocate anyway, thus rendering the whole thing pointless and bringing me back to square one.

Train your women to take handjobs as a form of self-fulfillment. Then you won't feel guilty :P

Train your women to take handjobs as a form of self-fulfillment. Then you won't feel guilty :P

That's actually quite a good idea. I'll have to try that.

That's actually quite a good idea. I'll have to try that.

The problem is you would have to make them feel "good" while they are stroking on your dick. Then have a "treat" to give them after you are done.

The shit would probably have to be subliminal, saying something like, "I love you", when she is doing a good job with stroking your dick, but not dirty talk, make it sincere. "You're so beautiful!", then afterwards hug on her, don't do anything too sexual since you don't want her to learn that she should be reciprocated.

So, keep this going for I would say probably a good year, and try to do it as many times as possible. Hug on her, and make her feel comfortable and wanted after everything is over, and she will soon want to just give you handjobs so she can go through the feelings she "remembers" of being wanted and loved.

The problem is you would have to make them feel "good" while they are stroking on your dick. Then have a "treat" to give them after you are done.

The shit would probably have to be subliminal, saying something like, "I love you", when she is doing a good job with stroking your dick, but not dirty talk, make it sincere. "You're so beautiful!", then afterwards hug on her, don't do anything too sexual since you don't want her to learn that she should be reciprocated.

So, keep this going for I would say probably a good year, and try to do it as many times as possible. Hug on her, and make her feel comfortable and wanted after everything is over, and she will soon want to just give you handjobs so she can go through the feelings she "remembers" of being wanted and loved.

That's a pretty original idea. I definitely like it.

A bit manipulative, but not really all out "wrong".

Do you think anyone believes that shit? I mean, unless you're still 16...

For those of us that aren't morbidly obese it's actually not that hard to get laid fairly constantly.

That's a pretty original idea. I definitely like it.

A bit manipulative, but not really all out "wrong".

Yeah, kind of manipulative, but when we boil it down...don't girls want to be mistreated?

For those of us that aren't morbidly obese it's actually not that hard to get laid fairly constantly.

Morbidly obese? Lol, you think "fairly constantly" (Which by the way makes no fucking sense), is every month since you were 16?

Yeah, because the average guy is getting laid once a month for his entire life...

Yeah, because the average guy is getting laid once a month for his entire life...

The Average Guy has sex 1.5 times a week (79 times a year), and lasts about 14 minutes.
He has a 1-in-4.3 chance of cheating on his wife and enjoys a total of 12.4 sex partners throughout his life.
He's about 5-feet-9 and weighs 175 pounds.


Those statistics come from the June issue of Men's Health magazine, which has culled government studies and research reports -- including U.S. Census Bureau, National Institutes of Health, U.S. Justice Department and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention data -- for a statistical snapshot of the Average Guy, whom they call Mike Smith.

Those statistics come from the June issue of Men's Health magazine, which has culled government studies and research reports -- including U.S. Census Bureau, National Institutes of Health, U.S. Justice Department and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention data -- for a statistical snapshot of the Average Guy, whom they call Mike Smith.

Do you really want me to take the 30 seconds to poke a hole in why your "statistics" are bunk?

Do you really want me to take the 30 seconds to poke a hole in why your "statistics" are bunk?

If you want. Whatever makes you happy...

These aren't "my 'statistics,'" I'm considerably less attached to them than that. So tear them apart if you'd like. I just googled to find what info if any has been gathered on the subject, and there you have it.

Because it's Mens' Health magazine I imagine they're surveying men considerably older than the kids on totse, with a fair number of them being married. Still though, an average is an average so I'd think their figures might count for something.

This thread needs more prostitutes.

Call me gay but I like cuddling with my women after sex. Dont know why you would call that a downside

If you want. Whatever makes you happy...

These aren't "my 'statistics,'" I'm considerably less attached to them than that. So tear them apart if you'd like. I just googled to find what info if any has been gathered on the subject, and there you have it.

Because it's Mens' Health magazine I imagine they're surveying men considerably older than the kids on totse, with a fair number of them being married. Still though, an average is an average so I'd think their figures might count for something.

Yes, especially if the sampling size for the magazine was only 200 men. When how many men live in the United States alone? Let alone the world?

What's even more questionable is the actual honesty of said men. If you received a phone call asking you about how often you got laid, don't you think you might inflate that number a bit?

What are those rules again? If a girl tells you 5 guys you double it, and if a guy tells you 5 girls, you half it? Lol.

gay!!

Sex isn't that great a thing.

What makes it amazing is the person you are with.

You guys must of not had many great experiences with sex to say having a wank alone is better than having sex.

I pitty you.

I Drink.

Sex is about the connection made with another person.

Not the connection you make with yourself and the computer screen.

Stop trying to compromise and convince yourself. If a girl walked up to you naked and offered you would jump on her so fast you would forget to post on &TOTSE.

You guys must of not had many great experiences with sex to say having a wank alone is better than having sex.

I pitty you.

You will always rely on other people for sexual pleasure.

I pity you.

Stop trying to compromise and convince yourself. If a girl walked up to you naked and offered you would jump on her so fast you would forget to post on &TOTSE.

Of course I would if the girl was attractive and worth fucking. But that's not the point. I don't like having to rely on others for my sexual satisfaction. That's all.

I'd much prefer being self-reliant. So during those long drawn out periods of sexlessness, I'm not losing my sanity or constantly trying to get it back again.

The guru unable to get sex? I'm shocked.

In my rather limited experience
Good Sex>Masturbation>Bad Sex

Good Sex>Masturbation>Bad Sex

Sounds about right.

I prefer cuddling to sex. Seriously. Foreplay is for kings.

QFT. Especially the babies part, arguably the worst STD of all.

The number one virus,
caused by procreation.

As for sex, I would have to say having sex with someone else is more fufilling than selfpleasure.

I am not a guru anymore. I am really shit. I have no money either cause the casino stole it and I am off work till January and I am womenless (which is a good thing sort of, last one was too psycho it turned out).

I need to go find a nice girl.

I am so down. And it keeps raining too.

And a few weeks ago some psychos tried to run me over ON PURPOSE.