Ok. So my best friend and I went to see an old, old ex of mine. It was still summer back then, and my ex Ashley lived with her friend and her parents. Her friend, Tiffany, came out to smoke a bowl of weed with us. I'd drank nearly a case of beer(as usual)
and Tiffany caught my eye.

I didn't think much of her at the time, but as the week went on I thought of her, gradually more and more. It got to the point where I'd phone my friend daily and ask if he had talked to Ashley or Tiffany.

So finally, we went to Tiffany's parents house, where Ashley stayed. We bullshitted with Tiffany's mom, and she call's wanting us to pick her up from work. Hell yea! I think to myself. My friend drives, I sit in the back with Ashley.

I'm drunk again, and immediately after meeting some of thier friends, Ashley exits my Cadillac. I start hitting on Tiffany, hard. She mostly smiles and laughs, but she keeps telling me she doesn't like me when I ask. I admit I was totally way too drunk, even for a man who drinks sometimes 30 beers a day, but she still remained in the back seat with me.

So finally, after an hour or so, I ask, would you date me?(Don't recall the words at all actually, but that was the basic idea) and she she said "No, You're cute, and damn charming, but your a man whore!"

The convo ended at that.

It kind of shocked me, I'm not one of those "OMG! How do I get a girl to lick my penor!" totse guy. I'm really good with girls, and I don't need advice on getting my penor licked.

What I'm asking is, girls, guys, whoever. Why does my past really matter?

Sorry to hear this man. You're a lucky guy that you're so good with women, but that can make it even worse when you want the only one you can't have. Some girls are just like that. She might be playing hard to get, she might know something about you that you're unaware she knew, or maybe she just gets a player vibe off you, and she's not having it. Maybe she just thought you were too wasted to know what you were talking about. Whatever it is, you don't have to next her right now off the bat, as there's no point in burning bridges, but I'd say lay off her for a while. If she realizes she's missing out, she'll come to you. If not, it wasn't meant to be, and you won't have invested time and effort into a futile situation. On top of that, you'll have been attracting other women all the while. All the best man.

Thanks for the encouragement, but I only want Tiffany.

girls can be... "Chicks before dicks" could just be that you have a mutual friend in ashley.

She probably didnt want to go the way of completely painfull truth and say "no, you stink. You're covered in sweat and you smell like a pub that's just finished a 48 hour extended license hours party."


To be hit on by a drunk guy is not flattering.

Obviously you aren't good with women, because it looks like she just rejected your ass and softened the blow by saying you're "cute".

This. Beer breath has got to be one of the biggest turn offs ever.

2) You're her friend's ex-boyfriend. Even if your ex-girlfriend is ok with it, Tiffany might not be comfortable asking Ashley's permission to date you, which would be the right thing to do, assuming they're close enough friends and Tiffany's not a whore.

3) Why did you and Ashley break up? If it's because you cheated on her, you have no chance whatsoever of getting with Tiffany. Trust me, Tiffany knows everything that happened in you and Ashley's relationship, and if you did anything wrong, that's another reason she won't hook up with you.

she said "No, You're cute, and damn charming, but your a man whore!"

She was trying to boost your ego while rejecting you so that you wouldn't take it so hard.

Jeez, that's like the oldest trick in the book.

almost dosent count except in horseshoes and handgrenades
and unless you got nekkid on your back in the center of the floor with your drunk boner pointing twords polaris, and her tossing iron animal cloggs at your unit
you sir were rejected.

almost dosent count except in horseshoes and handgrenades


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