So earlier this week my girlfriend left an MSN window open on my laptop of half of a conversation discussing that she wants a man who can last two hours in bed. I found this rather odd and becoming slightly worried I decided to enable chat logging and install a keylogger.

I did it firstly to calm my nerves after the slightly peculiar conversation she was having with someone I didn't know. So it began, I decided I would check the logs for a week to see if anything fishy showed up, and low and behold this morning I was greeted by a wonderful surprise.

It turns out that while I was asleep and before she headed off to work she was conversing with her friend, Mr. Stubby. I am told his nick-name was given to him by her because while my girlfriend was dating her first boyfriend, she decided to give this elderly chap (30+ when she was in her teens) a blowjob.

Now as she explained it to me back then it was to "Get back" at her boyfriend for something (I can't be farced to remember details) and said it was a mistake, and she felt sorry for doing it. This chat log however, paints a different story.

Below you will find a transcript of this conversation with the names changed to save my own ass. Also this is my first girlfriend and we've been dating for well over a year, so any advice will be greatly appreciated.

Conversation with MR. Stubby at 11/2/2007 8:32:36 AM on My GF (yahoo)
(8:32:42 AM) My GF: holy shit
(8:32:52 AM) My GF: I havent seen you online in like...i dont know how long
(8:33:01 AM) MR. Stubby: I know
(8:33:09 AM) My GF: I live in Wyoming now
(8:33:23 AM) MR. Stubby: I heard
(8:33:36 AM) My GF: I plan on coming up every summer however to see everyone if not twice a year...Im hoping
(8:33:37 AM) MR. Stubby: melissa and I are with connie lol
(8:33:42 AM) My GF: Nifty
(8:33:47 AM) My GF: where do you guys sleep?
(8:33:56 AM) My GF: like in the living room or something?
(8:34:03 AM) MR. Stubby: chandras room for now its cold in there
(8:34:09 AM) My GF: Oh yeah I know
(8:34:17 AM) My GF: especially when you close the door
(8:34:29 AM) MR. Stubby: lol we have too
(8:34:39 AM) My GF: well if you guys are still there when I come and visit that would be sweet as hell.
****
(8:34:56 AM) My GF: haha. but your like a huge man...you can keep melissa warm
(8:35:33 AM) MR. Stubby: you know that in too many ways lmao
(8:35:47 AM) My GF: I have no a clue what you are talking about
(8:35:58 AM) MR. Stubby: yeah sure
(8:36:04 AM) My GF: O:-)
(8:36:19 AM) MR. Stubby: lmao u wish
(8:36:26 AM) My GF: yeah sometimes
(8:36:42 AM) MR. Stubby: you enjoyed yourself
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(8:36:47 AM) My GF: oh and you wouldnt believe where I work here
(8:36:59 AM) My GF: haha so did you mr stubby
(8:36:59 AM) MR. Stubby: where lol
(8:37:10 AM) MR. Stubby: yes i did
(8:37:11 AM) My GF: McFuckingDonalds
(8:37:42 AM) My GF: isnt good though for wanting to loose weight though. But we dont get a discount anymore
(8:38:04 AM) My GF: starting yesterday all the employees have to pay full price for the food
(8:38:54 AM) My GF: it works out for now cause im broke but working 9 hours is kinda hard to not eat there
(8:39:04 AM) MR. Stubby: ugggh
(8:39:06 AM) My GF: I asked for 40 hours
(8:39:19 AM) My GF: next week only get like 34
(8:39:28 AM) MR. Stubby: ack
(8:39:58 AM) My GF: yeah....its only temp for now anyways
(8:40:22 AM) My GF: because I want to apply at the Lowes distrbution center because they pay 14 an hour
(8:40:34 AM) My GF: im only getting paid 7.50 here
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(8:41:06 AM) MR. Stubby: I thought about it once u wanted it like bad in those days always petting me when you were there lmao
(8:41:52 AM) My GF: yeah because your hott....
(8:41:56 AM) My GF: I mean come on.
(8:42:06 AM) MR. Stubby: lol r u serious
(8:42:32 AM) My GF: Yeah I am
(8:42:48 AM) My GF: but you got melissa and I got a fucking hottie so its all good
(8:43:05 AM) MR. Stubby: you wanted to steal me lmao
(8:43:24 AM) MR. Stubby: well u got to have fun with me heheh
(8:44:36 AM) My GF: only a little
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(8:44:55 AM) My GF: I felt bad though I didnt think you liked me at all
(8:45:11 AM) My GF: I dont even know why it all happened because I was with chris at the time
(8:45:21 AM) My GF: Did you know hes married now with a kid?
(8:45:23 AM) MR. Stubby: i was with her
(8:45:27 AM) My GF: yeah.
****
(8:46:12 AM) MR. Stubby: it happened cause u were always petting me
****
(8:46:22 AM) My GF: no not that weirdo
(8:46:29 AM) My GF: I was talking about overall
(8:46:57 AM) MR. Stubby: oh lol
(8:47:03 AM) My GF: I should of been on like drugs or something because I was practically cheating on chris and wasnt even thinking...
(8:47:33 AM) My GF: I think it had to do with my family and stuff too because after chris and I broke up I really went down hill
(8:47:41 AM) MR. Stubby: lol I was the drug lol
(8:48:06 AM) My GF: because my dad died....then I was drinking Nyquil as if it was water....jumped in 2 relationships I wasnt even ready for....I just didnt want to be alone
(8:49:13 AM) My GF: the funny part is everyone that either dumped me or I dumped them are now in a better relationship
(8:49:44 AM) My GF: the sucky part is ray doesnt want to be married or have kids so Im fucked there
(8:50:09 AM) MR. Stubby: wow
(8:50:37 AM) My GF: I love him though. Im trying to talk him into just having 1
(8:50:44 AM) My GF: thats all I want is 1 baby
(8:50:54 AM) MR. Stubby: sorry I never forgot that lol
(8:51:14 AM) My GF: huh
(8:51:14 AM) My GF: ?
(8:52:03 AM) My GF: the silly thing was when I was with chris I wanted a child...but I didnt want one with justin, or tony(ewwwy I cant even believe I slept with that shit)
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(8:52:21 AM) My GF: Now there is another guy thats a fucking hottie
(8:52:21 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:52:26 AM) My GF: and thats Donnie.. (EDIT: PROTIP: My name is not Donnie)
(8:52:44 AM) My GF: hes pretty big too ;)
(8:53:29 AM) My GF: the weird part was one night he called me and told me he wanted to have sex with me but didnt want to ruin me and rays relationship and then felt bad for even telling me the truth
(8:54:00 AM) My GF: i told him when I first met him I wanted to be with him and told him I would of dumped tony like a bag of sand
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(8:54:13 AM) My GF: I have no clue why Im telling you this
(8:54:27 AM) My GF: but for twice in my life I actually felt wanted
(8:55:02 AM) My GF: I know one thing though....me and donnie should of done it to piss off tony
(8:55:17 AM) My GF: even though that doesnt look good on my part besides being a slut
(8:56:12 AM) My GF: sorry about that got disconnected
(8:56:19 AM) My GF: so if you said anything I didnt get it
(8:56:40 AM) MR. Stubby: I said I can be lol
(8:57:06 AM) My GF: you can be what?
(8:57:53 AM) MR. Stubby: a slut lol
(8:58:11 AM) My GF: yeah I noticed
(8:58:19 AM) MR. Stubby: hey
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(8:58:26 AM) My GF: I wouldnt mind either with you or donnie or ray
(8:58:43 AM) MR. Stubby: you want me lol
(8:58:49 AM) My GF: I told donnie that he my man whore and only mine and he just laughed
(9:00:14 AM) My GF: I would never do that for anyone else though ^_^ well maybe except another hot guy online his name is Rj.....
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(9:00:26 AM) MR. Stubby: god lmao
(9:00:35 AM) My GF: we did have this online relationship going but we never got to meet like we wanted
(9:00:40 AM) My GF: plus now he has a kid as well
(9:01:00 AM) My GF: its like everyone is popping out babies
(9:01:29 AM) My GF: yeah...im a bigger one than you so be jealous
*****
(9:02:16 AM) MR. Stubby: you would still do me again if we had the chance
(9:03:07 AM) My GF: haha...possibly
*****
(9:03:25 AM) My GF: Im happy you and melissa are back together though
(9:03:32 AM) MR. Stubby: me too
(9:03:33 AM) My GF: I mean she was really down in the dumps before
(9:03:47 AM) MR. Stubby: I know she was stealing cars lol
(9:03:48 AM) My GF: So where is she now?
(9:03:53 AM) My GF: yeah...
(9:03:56 AM) MR. Stubby: with her mom
(9:04:02 AM) My GF: Ah...
(9:04:05 AM) My GF: nifty
(9:04:27 AM) My GF: ray is sleeping....hes so fucking hot. LOL. its only 9:12am here
(9:04:39 AM) MR. Stubby: hah 11 11 here
(9:05:39 AM) My GF: have to work at 11 :(
(9:05:43 AM) My GF: brb
(9:05:52 AM) MR. Stubby: k
(9:10:06 AM) My GF: k im back
(9:10:13 AM) My GF: coffee and candy for breakfast
(9:10:14 AM) My GF: lol
(9:10:15 AM) MR. Stubby: okie
(9:10:46 AM) My GF: I do need to loose weight though....Lol...but as for now im hungry and we barely have any food
(9:15:20 AM) My GF: you there?
(9:15:33 AM) MR. Stubby: yep
(9:15:48 AM) My GF: okie dokie. So what are your plans for today?
(9:15:56 AM) MR. Stubby: notta lol
(9:16:44 AM) My GF: that sucks
(9:16:51 AM) My GF: wanna work for me?
(9:17:26 AM) MR. Stubby: hahah funny
(9:18:06 AM) My GF: aww but you would look cute in a Mcdonalds uniform
(9:18:13 AM) My GF: who knows people might grab your ass
(9:18:37 AM) MR. Stubby: u wanna see me in the pants
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(9:18:39 AM) My GF: give ya a little sumthin downstair
(9:18:43 AM) My GF: I do
(9:18:55 AM) MR. Stubby: or feel me lol
(9:19:35 AM) MR. Stubby: u just wana see my package lol
(9:20:55 AM) My GF: haha.
(9:21:07 AM) My GF: probably
(9:21:44 AM) MR. Stubby: lol u r bad
(9:22:42 AM) My GF: but I am soo soo good
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(9:32:21 AM) My GF: I have an hour and 9 mins and then I gotta get ready for work
(9:32:35 AM) MR. Stubby: well u should call me sometime
(9:32:42 AM) My GF: ok
(9:32:45 AM) My GF: whats your number
(9:32:57 AM) MR. Stubby: 'XXX XXX XXXX
(9:34:07 AM) My GF: okie dokie
(9:34:23 AM) My GF: Mine is XXX XXX XXXX
(9:34:27 AM) MR. Stubby: after n
(9:34:31 AM) MR. Stubby: nine
(9:34:33 AM) My GF: thats the house phone. I dont have a cell
(9:35:40 AM) MR. Stubby: ok
(9:36:01 AM) My GF: well I do but you cant call it and I cant call anyone else on it. I owe verizon 797
(9:36:13 AM) MR. Stubby: wow lol
(9:36:17 AM) My GF: yeah
(9:36:34 AM) MR. Stubby: connie says hi I love you and miss u
(9:36:46 AM) My GF: tell her I said HELLO and I miss and lover her 2
(9:36:50 AM) My GF: love*
(9:37:12 AM) My GF: tell her to tell Chantal I said hello as well ^_^
(9:37:24 AM) MR. Stubby: we will
(9:37:33 AM) My GF: okie dokie
(9:37:50 AM) MR. Stubby: lol chanel is a little goth now lmao
(9:38:12 AM) MR. Stubby: missy dolled her up yesterday
(9:38:21 AM) My GF: awesome
(9:38:37 AM) MR. Stubby: when you going to stop for your 20 dollars connie asked
(9:39:07 AM) My GF: lol tell her to mail it if she wants
(9:39:15 AM) My GF: she has the wyoming address doesnt she?
(9:39:24 AM) MR. Stubby: yes
(9:39:38 AM) MR. Stubby: wait no she doesnt
(9:39:42 AM) My GF: ok its
(9:39:49 AM) MR. Stubby: hold on
(9:39:49 AM) My GF: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(9:40:01 AM) My GF: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(9:41:57 AM) My GF: did you get it?
(9:42:06 AM) MR. Stubby: yes I did lol
(9:42:14 AM) My GF: awesome.
(9:42:44 AM) MR. Stubby: do fries come with your shake lmao
(9:43:22 AM) My GF: i dunno wanna see
(9:43:28 AM) MR. Stubby: omg I have to piss lol
(9:43:35 AM) MR. Stubby: lmao
(9:43:49 AM) MR. Stubby: pet me lol
(9:45:09 AM) My GF: ew...not while your peeing


There are a couple shorter logs from her closing the window when she left the room, but I haven't looked them over/edited them yet. I will add them later if they are of any significance.

Right, what you need to do is make that shorter and give us the main points.

My writing shall not conform to your short span of attention. If you're going to read and understand what is going on, you will have to read the entire story. It's not that hard to get to the interesting points if you are willing to keep focused for more than two minutes before running off to play with your friends who all have ADD as you.

Simply put, just read the story or not at all. I don't need comments from the youth who's mind's are too distracted to read and write coherently.

All I see is a wall of lols. Was just trying to save you from all of the TL/DR posts. It's kind of a courtesy to provide a synopsis of the conversation. ADD is made up, by the way, and you could have been nicer. Now all I can do is laugh because your girlfriend is macking on older men and you don't last in bed. So sorry.

we can't help you. be a man. based on everything i know shes probably an idiot. now theres two possibilities here.. shes either a very very good looking idiot (and can get away with anything because men wont care enough to get rid of her), or a not so good looking idiot that exploits your emotions to get what she wants (more likely based of mac-d's). maybe she does love you and has nymphomania or some self defeating mental disorder bullshit spawned from molestation/other traumatizing shit or nothing at all. you've got the answers man.

protip: i read this primarily because my porn was loading.. is this a guy you want to listen to..?

Wow, I started to get that sick sinking feeling reading that, and she's not even my bitch. My gut instinct screams she's dirty, but if you don't really have enough to mount a case yet. I'd keep logging her for a while and see what comes up.

Yes I suppose I could have been nicer, but obviously I'm not in the best of moods. And yes I suppose I could have at least cut out the 5,030,252 "LOL"s and such in that wall of text, but I'm too lazy to fix that now so deal with it.



we can't help you. be a man. based on everything i know shes probably an idiot. now theres two possibilities here.. shes either a very very good looking idiot (and can get away with anything because men wont care enough to get rid of her), or a not so good looking idiot that exploits your emotions to get what she wants (more likely based of mac-d's). maybe she does love you and has nymphomania or some self defeating mental disorder bullshit spawned from molestation/other traumatizing shit or nothing at all. you've got the answers man.

protip: i read this primarily because my porn was loading.. is this a guy you want to listen to..?

She's the not-so-good looking idiot that toys with your emotions. But I suppose you are right in that I do have the answers.

Dump her fuckin ass man shes gettin frisky. That Convo was aLOT to freindly.

I appear to be the first poster to read the whole thing. This stood out to me:


(9:02:16 AM) MR. Stubby: you would still do me again if we had the chance
(9:03:07 AM) My GF: haha...possibly


You definitely have a problem. A girl does not flirtaciously say "probably" when someone proposes sex unless she really means "yes". It sounds like they no longer see each other any more, which means you probably don't have to worry, but from the way she talks it sounds like she can't be that committed to her relationship with you.

The problem is, you can't confront her about it or she will be seriously pissed that you invaded her privacy. I'd keep watching her if you can to see if anything else is going on. If she's flirting with one guy, she's probably flirting with others.

I appear to be the first poster to read the whole thing. This stood out to me:



You definitely have a problem. A girl does not flirtaciously say "probably" when someone proposes sex unless she really means "yes". It sounds like they no longer see each other any more, which means you probably don't have to worry, but from the way she talks it sounds like she can't be that committed to her relationship with you.

The problem is, you can't confront her about it or she will be seriously pissed that you invaded her privacy. I'd keep watching her if you can to see if anything else is going on. If she's flirting with one guy, she's probably flirting with others.

I nearly choked when I read that too. Yes, we both just recently moved from NY to WY so the friend's she has are all in NY. This makes it difficult because if I am to break up with her I have to ship her ass back to NY...

And the points you make are exactly what I'm mulling over in my mind... I think I'll wait till tomorrow to actually confront her about it as today would be an extremely complicated day to discuss this with her.

Yes I suppose I could have been nicer, but obviously I'm not in the best of moods. And yes I suppose I could have at least cut out the 5,030,252 "LOL"s and such in that wall of text, but I'm too lazy to fix that now so deal with it.


So hang on. You are the one asking for our help, and blaming us for not spending 5 minutes going through the wall of lols, yet you are too lazy to spend 2 minutes to remove the parts that are not relevant. Yeah, right.

So hang on. You are the one asking for our help, and blaming us for not spending 5 minutes going through the wall of lols, yet you are too lazy to spend 2 minutes to remove the parts that are not relevant. Yeah, right.
...

:P

Conversation with MR. Stubby at 11/2/2007 8:32:36 AM on My GF (yahoo)
(8:32:42 AM) My GF: holy shit
(8:32:52 AM) My GF: I havent seen you online in like...i dont know how long
(8:33:01 AM) MR. Stubby: I know
(8:33:09 AM) My GF: I live in Wyoming now
(8:33:11 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:33:23 AM) MR. Stubby: I heard
(8:33:36 AM) My GF: I plan on coming up every summer however to see everyone if not twice a year...Im hoping
(8:33:37 AM) MR. Stubby: melissa and I are with connie lol
(8:33:42 AM) My GF: Nifty
(8:33:47 AM) My GF: where do you guys sleep?
(8:33:56 AM) My GF: like in the living room or something?
(8:34:03 AM) MR. Stubby: chandras room for now its cold in there
(8:34:09 AM) My GF: Oh yeah I know
(8:34:17 AM) My GF: especially when you close the door
(8:34:29 AM) MR. Stubby: lol we have too
(8:34:39 AM) My GF: well if you guys are still there when I come and visit that would be sweet as hell.
(8:34:56 AM) My GF: haha. but your like a huge man...you can keep melissa warm
(8:34:57 AM) My GF: lol
(8:35:07 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:35:33 AM) MR. Stubby: you know that in too many ways lmao
(8:35:47 AM) My GF: I have no a clue what you are talking about
(8:35:49 AM) My GF: lol
(8:35:58 AM) MR. Stubby: yeah sure
(8:36:04 AM) My GF: O:-)
(8:36:19 AM) MR. Stubby: lmao u wish
(8:36:26 AM) My GF: yeah sometimes
(8:36:26 AM) My GF: lol
(8:36:42 AM) MR. Stubby: you enjoyed yourself
(8:36:47 AM) My GF: oh and you wouldnt believe where I work here
(8:36:59 AM) My GF: haha so did you mr stubby
(8:36:59 AM) MR. Stubby: where lol
(8:37:10 AM) MR. Stubby: yes i did
(8:37:11 AM) My GF: McFuckingDonalds
(8:37:13 AM) My GF: lol
(8:37:15 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:37:42 AM) My GF: isnt good though for wanting to loose weight though. But we dont get a discount anymore
(8:38:04 AM) My GF: starting yesterday all the employees have to pay full price for the food
(8:38:06 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:38:54 AM) My GF: it works out for now cause im broke but working 9 hours is kinda hard to not eat there
(8:39:04 AM) MR. Stubby: ugggh
(8:39:06 AM) My GF: I asked for 40 hours
(8:39:07 AM) My GF: lol
(8:39:12 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:39:19 AM) My GF: next week only get like 34
(8:39:28 AM) MR. Stubby: ack
(8:39:58 AM) My GF: yeah....its only temp for now anyways
(8:40:22 AM) My GF: because I want to apply at the Lowes distrbution center because they pay 14 an hour
(8:40:34 AM) My GF: im only getting paid 7.50 here
(8:41:06 AM) MR. Stubby: I thought about it once u wanted it like bad in those days always petting me when you were there lmao
(8:41:52 AM) My GF: yeah because your hott....
(8:41:56 AM) My GF: I mean come on.
(8:41:56 AM) My GF: lol
(8:42:06 AM) MR. Stubby: lol r u serious
(8:42:12 AM) My GF: me 2
(8:42:19 AM) My GF: lol whoops wrong window
(8:42:32 AM) My GF: Yeah I am
(8:42:48 AM) My GF: but you got melissa and I got a fucking hottie so its all good
(8:42:55 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:43:05 AM) MR. Stubby: you wanted to steal me lmao
(8:43:24 AM) MR. Stubby: well u got to have fun with me heheh
(8:44:36 AM) My GF: only a little
(8:44:55 AM) My GF: I felt bad though I didnt think you liked me at all
(8:45:11 AM) My GF: I dont even know why it all happened because I was with chris at the time
(8:45:21 AM) My GF: Did you know hes married now with a kid?
(8:45:23 AM) MR. Stubby: i was with her
(8:45:27 AM) My GF: yeah.
(8:46:12 AM) MR. Stubby: it happened cause u were always petting me
(8:46:22 AM) My GF: no not that weirdo
(8:46:29 AM) My GF: I was talking about overall
(8:46:57 AM) MR. Stubby: oh lol
(8:47:03 AM) My GF: I should of been on like drugs or something because I was practically cheating on chris and wasnt even thinking...
(8:47:33 AM) My GF: I think it had to do with my family and stuff too because after chris and I broke up I really went down hill
(8:47:41 AM) MR. Stubby: lol I was the drug lol
(8:48:06 AM) My GF: because my dad died....then I was drinking Nyquil as if it was water....jumped in 2 relationships I wasnt even ready for....I just didnt want to be alone
(8:48:08 AM) My GF: lol
(8:48:30 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:49:13 AM) My GF: the funny part is everyone that either dumped me or I dumped them are now in a better relationship
(8:49:16 AM) My GF: lol
(8:49:44 AM) My GF: the sucky part is ray doesnt want to be married or have kids so Im fucked there
(8:50:09 AM) MR. Stubby: wow
(8:50:37 AM) My GF: I love him though. Im trying to talk him into just having 1
(8:50:43 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:50:44 AM) My GF: thats all I want is 1 baby
(8:50:45 AM) My GF: kik'
(8:50:48 AM) My GF: lol*
(8:50:54 AM) MR. Stubby: sorry I never forgot that lol
(8:51:14 AM) My GF: huh
(8:51:14 AM) My GF: ?
(8:52:03 AM) My GF: the silly thing was when I was with chris I wanted a child...but I didnt want one with justin, or tony(ewwwy I cant even believe I slept with that shit)
(8:52:21 AM) My GF: Now there is another guy thats a fucking hottie
(8:52:21 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:52:26 AM) My GF: and thats Donnie..
(8:52:44 AM) My GF: hes pretty big too ;)
(8:52:48 AM) My GF: ROFL
(8:52:50 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:53:29 AM) My GF: the weird part was one night he called me and told me he wanted to have sex with me but didnt want to ruin me and rays relationship and then felt bad for even telling me the truth
(8:53:55 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:54:00 AM) My GF: i told him when I first met him I wanted to be with him and told him I would of dumped tony like a bag of sand
(8:54:13 AM) My GF: I have no clue why Im telling you this
(8:54:22 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:54:27 AM) My GF: but for twice in my life I actually felt wanted
(8:55:02 AM) My GF: I know one thing though....me and donnie should of done it to piss off tony
(8:55:17 AM) My GF: even though that doesnt look good on my part besides being a slut
(8:55:17 AM) My GF: lol
(8:56:12 AM) My GF: sorry about that got disconnected
(8:56:19 AM) My GF: so if you said anything I didnt get it
(8:56:40 AM) MR. Stubby: I said I can be lol
(8:57:06 AM) My GF: you can be what?
(8:57:53 AM) MR. Stubby: a slut lol
(8:58:11 AM) My GF: yeah I noticed
(8:58:12 AM) My GF: lol
(8:58:19 AM) MR. Stubby: hey
(8:58:26 AM) My GF: I wouldnt mind either with you or donnie or ray
(8:58:27 AM) My GF: haha
(8:58:37 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(8:58:43 AM) MR. Stubby: you want me lol
(8:58:49 AM) My GF: I told donnie that he my man whore and only mine and he just laughed
(8:59:08 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(9:00:14 AM) My GF: I would never do that for anyone else though ^_^ well maybe except another hot guy online his name is Rj.....
(9:00:26 AM) MR. Stubby: god lmao
(9:00:35 AM) My GF: we did have this online relationship going but we never got to meet like we wanted
(9:00:40 AM) My GF: plus now he has a kid as well
(9:01:00 AM) My GF: its like everyone is popping out babies
(9:01:29 AM) My GF: yeah...im a bigger one than you so be jealous
(9:01:30 AM) My GF: lol
(9:01:59 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(9:02:16 AM) MR. Stubby: you would still do me again if we had the chance
(9:03:07 AM) My GF: haha...possibly
(9:03:08 AM) My GF: lol
(9:03:25 AM) My GF: Im happy you and melissa are back together though
(9:03:32 AM) MR. Stubby: me too
(9:03:33 AM) My GF: I mean she was really down in the dumps before
(9:03:47 AM) MR. Stubby: I know she was stealing cars lol
(9:03:48 AM) My GF: So where is she now?
(9:03:53 AM) My GF: yeah...
(9:03:56 AM) MR. Stubby: with her mom
(9:04:02 AM) My GF: Ah...
(9:04:05 AM) My GF: nifty
(9:04:27 AM) My GF: ray is sleeping....hes so fucking hot. LOL. its only 9:12am here
(9:04:39 AM) MR. Stubby: hah 11 11 here
(9:05:39 AM) My GF: have to work at 11 :(
(9:05:43 AM) My GF: brb
(9:05:52 AM) MR. Stubby: k
(9:10:06 AM) My GF: k im back
(9:10:13 AM) My GF: coffee and candy for breakfast
(9:10:14 AM) My GF: lol
(9:10:15 AM) MR. Stubby: okie
(9:10:19 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(9:10:46 AM) My GF: I do need to loose weight though....Lol...but as for now im hungry and we barely have any food
(9:15:20 AM) My GF: you there?
(9:15:33 AM) MR. Stubby: yep
(9:15:48 AM) My GF: okie dokie. So what are your plans for today?
(9:15:56 AM) MR. Stubby: notta lol
(9:16:44 AM) My GF: that sucks
(9:16:51 AM) My GF: wanna work for me?
(9:16:52 AM) My GF: lol
(9:17:12 AM) My GF: wanna work for me?
(9:17:26 AM) MR. Stubby: hahah funny
(9:18:06 AM) My GF: aww but you would look cute in a Mcdonalds uniform
(9:18:13 AM) My GF: who knows people might grab your ass
(9:18:14 AM) My GF: lol
(9:18:19 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(9:18:37 AM) MR. Stubby: u wanna see me in the pants
(9:18:39 AM) My GF: give ya a little sumthin downstair
(9:18:41 AM) My GF: lol
(9:18:43 AM) My GF: I do
(9:18:55 AM) MR. Stubby: or feel me lol
(9:19:35 AM) MR. Stubby: u just wana see my package lol
(9:20:55 AM) My GF: haha.
(9:21:07 AM) My GF: probably
(9:21:44 AM) MR. Stubby: lol u r bad
(9:22:42 AM) My GF: but I am soo soo good
(9:22:44 AM) My GF: lol
(9:22:53 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(9:32:21 AM) My GF: I have an hour and 9 mins and then I gotta get ready for work
(9:32:35 AM) MR. Stubby: well u should call me sometime
(9:32:42 AM) My GF: ok
(9:32:45 AM) My GF: whats your number
(9:32:57 AM) MR. Stubby: 'XXX XXX XXXX
(9:34:07 AM) My GF: okie dokie
(9:34:23 AM) My GF: Mine is XXX XXX XXXX
(9:34:27 AM) MR. Stubby: after n
(9:34:31 AM) MR. Stubby: nine
(9:34:33 AM) My GF: thats the house phone. I dont have a cell
(9:35:40 AM) MR. Stubby: ok
(9:36:01 AM) My GF: well I do but you cant call it and I cant call anyone else on it. I owe verizon 797
(9:36:13 AM) MR. Stubby: wow lol
(9:36:17 AM) My GF: yeah
(9:36:34 AM) MR. Stubby: connie says hi I love you and miss u
(9:36:46 AM) My GF: tell her I said HELLO and I miss and lover her 2
(9:36:50 AM) My GF: love*
(9:36:51 AM) My GF: lol
(9:37:12 AM) My GF: tell her to tell Chantal I said hello as well ^_^
(9:37:24 AM) MR. Stubby: we will
(9:37:33 AM) My GF: okie dokie
(9:37:50 AM) MR. Stubby: lol chanel is a little goth now lmao
(9:38:12 AM) MR. Stubby: missy dolled her up yesterday
(9:38:19 AM) My GF: lol
(9:38:21 AM) My GF: awesome
(9:38:37 AM) MR. Stubby: when you going to stop for your 20 dollars connie asked
(9:38:50 AM) MR. Stubby: lol
(9:39:07 AM) My GF: lol tell her to mail it if she wants
(9:39:15 AM) My GF: she has the wyoming address doesnt she?
(9:39:24 AM) MR. Stubby: yes
(9:39:38 AM) MR. Stubby: wait no she doesnt
(9:39:42 AM) My GF: ok its
(9:39:49 AM) MR. Stubby: hold on
(9:39:49 AM) My GF: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(9:40:01 AM) My GF: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(9:41:57 AM) My GF: did you get it?
(9:42:06 AM) MR. Stubby: yes I did lol
(9:42:14 AM) My GF: awesome.
(9:42:44 AM) MR. Stubby: do fries come with your shake lmao
(9:43:22 AM) My GF: i dunno wanna see
(9:43:23 AM) My GF: lol
(9:43:28 AM) MR. Stubby: omg I have to piss lol
(9:43:35 AM) MR. Stubby: lmao
(9:43:49 AM) MR. Stubby: pet me lol
(9:45:09 AM) My GF: ew...not while your peeing
(9:45:10 AM) My GF: lol




There are a couple shorter logs from her closing the window when she left the room, but I haven't looked them over/edited them yet. I will add them later if they are of any significance.


ORLY!?!?!?!?

ORLY!?!?!?!?

why did you quote that entire thing?

Also I edited the conversation now. I removed the lines that only contain "LOL" and highlighted a few of the more interesting parts.

Ok, I've read it now.

What you need, good sir, is the man-in-the-middle attack.

Get yourself on the network between her and him. If I remember correctly, MSN packets are not encrypted. End up talking to her under this man's alias, and manipulate your girl the way you like.

that's fucking retarded. He's manipulating her on his own just fine.

and I have to go for a walk to blow off some steam...

I'll be back in a few hours to see what other's have posted.

This. I'd sneak a peek at her phone to see if his number was in there, though.
This looks really bad.

Jesus, dump the fucking slut.

She is basically saying she is not only cheating on you, but possibly cheating on the guy that she is cheating with.

Although, if your patient, you might be able to cut both donnie, and mr stubby's cocks off.

Do it. Do it now.

What a fucking bitch!
Drop that whore, she's just a booty call to every guy.

ok this got narrowed down a little. shes probably a cheating bitch thats taking you for an emotional ride under the impression that you're not gonna do shit. do yourself and the rest of us men a favor and get rid of her. whatever you did wrong was completely nullified by what you've discovered. fuck that bitch, you don't owe her any respect. get her out of your life. if you want to work things out or catch her "fairly" then you deserve what you get, which at the very least will be a waste of time. thats what i think. you've made a big move so id find out with haste if you need to back track, and before it gets any harder to ship this woman out.

your chick is fat, dump her.

You don't have a solid case, but you know. Like in law and order, man. But you're not that edgy detective who was also in Wet, Hot American Summer, so here's what you do:

"Look, you dumb, fat whore, I know what's been going down. You're a skank. You don't need to know how I know. The point is, I'm sick of your worthless, cock-craving ass and I'm sick of worrying about what STDs I might be getting ever time I fuck your cunt. It's over."

Instant classic.

hahaha... well at least I know I'm on the right track with my train of thought here...

I know WHAT I need to do, I just need a HOW...

I'm more fretting over how difficult it's going to be to ship her back to new york... Although she really deserves to be kicked out on her ass, I'm not prepared for such induced headaches and would rather do it as peacefully as possible.

Get her to save her money to go back home or something...

And I think I'm going to wait till tomorrow to have "the talk" because my grandparents are supposed to take us out to dinner and crap... ugh... I need some asprin.

ack, times up... I gotta go for now. Will be back later.

Dump her. She doesn't deserve you, and you sure as hell don't deserve the STDs you're going to get if you stay with her.

You shouldn't feel guilty about anything you do to her, but don't go overboard with it.

But hey, here's how I see it: you pretty much have just cause to make someone feel horrible about wronging you and have pretty much unlimited creative liscense in doing so. Now, admittedly, making girls cry gives me a raging hard on, but still...

"Look, you dumb, fat whore, I know what's been going down. You're a skank. You don't need to know how I know. The point is, I'm sick of your worthless, cock-craving ass and I'm sick of worrying about what STDs I might be getting ever time I fuck your cunt. It's over."

You should do this.

Confront her, and if she is honest, be nice. (But dump her)

If she lies, kick her out on her ass. To be honest, she deserves that anyway, but you don't seem to keen on the idea.

Confront her, and if she is honest, be nice. (But dump her)

If she lies, kick her out on her ass.

^This.

Man, you bought the cow, but it sounds like free milk for everyone. Next the girl, you're the catch in this relationship.

This FTMFW!!!!!

Good job, you got emotionally attached to a whore. I suggest you have fun with this. Toy with her for a while. Then hit it and quit it.

A real man always gets the last laugh.

Gonna play devil's advocate here for a minute, and offer a differing view. Don't get me wrong, there are definitely some bothersome things in those logs....things that wouldn't sit too good with me either.

What I see reading that is though, is someone that is homesick. She is more or less taking a walk down memory lane. Talking about old times. And reading his commentary....it seems like he is just humoring her. Notice how she goes on for multiple sentences, and he responds with just very simplistic answers. Any of us on Totse could have been on the receiving end of that convo and responded in kind....not even knowing her. Most of his chat is just "lol's", "wow"....that type of thing. She is prattling on and he is nodding in affirmation every now and again.

My point is, I don't think you have anything to fear.....at least in regard to that guy. She could be just reaching out for friends because moving is always difficult. That transition stage. Yeah, she seems to be quite horny and she could very well cheat on you in the future with someone else. But this guy? Nah, he doesn't seem that interested in the least. And christ, how many thousands of miles away is he? Sure, I'd keep my eye on her....but perhaps don't spill the beans about the keylogger. Wait for something MAJOR, because truthfully all of that is just vague talk that can be interpretted a myriad of different ways.

Yeah, you have a chick that definitely likes/needs the cock. But there was no talk of a RECENT past with this guy, nor is there any indication where they have a serious intent of taking these talks any further. Just calm down, keep your head straight, and watch her closely. Moving is always a stressful time, and this could be her way of dealing with the transition stage.

Oh, and if you DO break up with her over this....don't be a sap and let her stay. Fuck worrying about how she will get back to NY. If its over its over.....why should she be a charity case having compassionate feelings for her, when emotionally you are deciding to cut the cord any how???

I disagree. She cheated. She fucked a guy many years older than her. She blatantly disregards all loyalty to the OP, and oviously has fond memories of the times she's fucked other guys. Notice how ALL of her positive comments are about infidelity.

She's just not trustworthy, and if she has no loyalty, I don't see why you should. But really it's an awsome opportunity. You can do anything to her (as long as it's legal), that guys never do because they're afraid their girlfriends will dump them. Think of the opportunities! Rough sex! You can even try to convince her to stick it in her asshole. Just go for it man, nothing's holding you back now.

haha, i got that feeling too.

op, are you ray?

Get buff, I mean, go full body intensity/complete diet change/hardcore macho man look tough.

Then, when you walk around and girls IN RELATIONSHIPS want to fuck you left and right, because your DNA is good for reproduction and it speaks to them on an UNCONSCIOUS level they can't even overpower you're going to realize the painful reality: Relationships actually exist in the mind, and are not even real. She is not YOUR girl, she is A girl. Only sex is real, and all we say about feelings and love is just mind talk, bullshit, blabber, why is there very little talk during sex? Why do so many people say the SAME EXACT things to each other.

Try to see it less as you and her and more as male and female, and it will make you feel better. Dont take things in this very chaotic world too serious, because they really dont make sense like we want them to...

hope I didnt depress you too much :(

xilikeeggs0: Yes.

DaGuru: what HARDMAN said... exactly what he said.

Infact, I was going to say more but HARDMAN said it already :P

Also, you can try creating a bogus screename to message her with, send her some fake pics of a hot guy your age online. Gauge the field, maybe even send her some cock pics. Tell her you live like half an hour away, but you'd love to come see her. See how open she is to the idea of meeting this false persona. And try and keep the conversations as sexual as possible.

I have all the evidence I need that she's lied and unloyal, so all of this is not needed.

She told me she dated "donnie" for a week and never did anything with him, yet can testify the size of his dick.

She didn't tell me about him calling and saying he wanted to fuck her

She went off with him one time and I was not allowed to come, so GOD knows what they really did besides "talk".

and as someone else said already, girls don't flirtatiously say "probably" to an offer of sex unless they mean "yes".

I have no more trust in her, and my ONLY hesitation to dumping her is the massive headache and drama it's going to cause.

I have no more trust in her, and my ONLY hesitation to dumping her is the massive headache and drama it's going to cause.

Better sooner then later.

I read chat logs and I felt this sudden urge to throw up. I been there with the chat logs man. Sucks.

Mate, your girlfriend is a whore. Sorry to say it but she's grade-A whore right there.

I know she's your first girlfriend and all...But make her your first dump. She's a piece of garbage.

she wrote this all on your computer?

sluuuut.

it sounds like she was trying to make him jealous. and i'd be worried about how many guys she seems to be so friendly with.

check for stds immediately.

Feel sorry for you.. Best of luck getting her out of your life and moving on!

dump that fucking bitch!!! now. wait till you see her and tell her to fuck off, what a fucking insult....

been there, done that.

For the love of god, dump her, now. Made me feel sick and angry reading that (essentially again). She sucks, and trust me you can do 100000x better in a second. Goddamn.

Don't ask her why, don't ask for an explanation because you'll get what you 'want' to hear and you won't be happy with her, ever. Just dump her, if she asks, just say 'mr.stubby/chat log'. Walk away and quit wasting your time.

So in less than two hours, this is what I plan to do:

1. When she gets out of work, tell her to sit down and read me the chat log.

2. When she starts to cry, tell her to finish reading it, and make her finish reading the entire thing before she attempts any worthless Apologies.

3. tell her she better have some DAMN good excuse for what she read of to me.

4. Tell her to play by my rules, or I tell the FBI about Mr. Stubby's shenanigans with underage girls.

Sound like a good plan? Tell her if she's honest I'll be nice and not kick her out on her ass and direct her in the vague direction of the homeless shelter.

EDIT: Can I get into any legal trouble for yelling/screaming/raising my voice to her? because I feel a little shouty...

Can I get into any legal trouble for yelling/screaming/raising my voice to her

20 to life........depending on the judge.

What happens if she doesn't cry?

20 to life........depending on the judge.

What happens if she doesn't cry?

you gotta be kidding me...

fuck it, I'll continue the plan and do my best to stay calm...

EDIT: oh, and she WILL cry...

Hahahaha, judging by those logs your girlfriend is dumber than a bag of hammers.

Get a black man to rape her.

And then when she comes crying to you, take your turn.

After that chop her up and mail her to Mr. stubby.

don't be a bitch, don't give her another chance, she doesn't deserve it. it's obvious, once a cheater, always a cheater. maker her suck your cock and shit on her chest.

Kill the bitch.

Then proceed to fuck her corpse.

Then shit in her mouth. Wash the feces down her throat with a garden hose.

She sounds like an idiot.
She doesn't care about you.
You don't have enough trust in her to NOT run a keylogger on her computer...

Why are you even asking us for advice?
You know what you need to do.

Get rid of her.
The end.

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Get a black man to rape her.


Dibs!


Called it!

You gotta do a chat log of you talking with her.


Fuck yeah!

1- She talks too fucking much.. fuck how can you put up with that in person??

2- Shes a huge fucking slut.

Ditch the bitch.. but scout it out first.

20 to life........depending on the judge.

No not at all, as there is no Third Party there which would be involved, making this a private situation. Dont worry i took law in college and learned that shit. However if a third party were involved you could get sued with Defamation of character towards that Third Party, even if they only watched/listened.

Can you get in trouble for shouting/raising your voice/yelling?

Absolutely not. Your fine.

CBA to read

She went off with him one time and I was not allowed to come, so GOD knows what they really did besides "talk".


UHHH WHAT?

OP is a fucking idiot.

Dude, PLEASE get rid of that fucking whore no matter what she says. NOW.

When she is asleep mummify her with duct tape and put her with the others.

where did you get the keylogger?

i want it, i suspect my girl.

I want a full report.

where did you get the keylogger?

i want it, i suspect my girl.

I heard this site is good for that sort of thing. (http://www.google.com/)

So what happenned?:p

I want a full report.



I heard this site is good for that sort of thing. (http://www.google.com/)

Yes, but i assume some people want trojan-free keyloggers.

Maybe the OP might have been able to help.

Fag.

Give us an update on this slutty whore.

Yes, but i assume some people want trojan-free keyloggers.

Maybe the OP might have been able to help.

Fag.

Hardware keylogger is the way to go, and google does a great job looking for one.

If you want a trojan-free keylogger, it's not that hard to write one really.

Yes, but i assume some people want trojan-free keyloggers.

Maybe the OP might have been able to help.

Fag.

Then those people are careful about what they download.

It's what a virus scan is for you fucking moron, unless your stupid enough to just run whatever the fuck you come across.

Then those people are careful about what they download.

It's what a virus scan is for you fucking moron, unless your stupid enough to just run whatever the fuck you come across.

Nah, a firewall will be more effective. Just check if the keylogger is trying to send some suspicious-looking traffic to some remote suspicious-looking server.