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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2007-11-02, 05:56
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with all this shit about mars on discovery
with all this shit about trying to find life on mars on the discovery channel recently, wouldnt religion pretty much for stuck for an explaination if they found life on other planets?
calcx?
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# 2
2007-11-02, 05:57
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
Its the martian division of jesus inc.
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# 3
2007-11-02, 05:57
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
god put them there, obviously
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# 4
2007-11-02, 05:59
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
Weird theres no mention of other life on other planets in The Good Book, though, eh?
Sort of like the second wife you don't want your first wife to find out about.
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# 5
2007-11-02, 06:04
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
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Originally Posted by BlindedByTheLight
Weird theres no mention of other life on other planets in The Good Book, though, eh?
Sort of like the second wife you don't want your first wife to find out about.
God, you crafty devil you |
Fucking lolz.
but yea, this mars thing pisses me off to.
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# 6
2007-11-02, 06:41
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
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Originally Posted by BlindedByTheLight
Weird theres no mention of other life on other planets in The Good Book
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or dinosaurs, or microorganisms, or people outside of the middle east.
You think if gawd was going to save you from eternal damnation, he'd at least teach you not to eat after wiping your ass with your hand.
on a side note, anyone think that medieval people found a dinosaur skull and said "ye dragon"?
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# 7
2007-11-02, 06:46
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Suburbia. (Brisbane)
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
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Originally Posted by Nuclear Rape
on a side note, anyone think that medieval people found a dinosaur skull and said "ye dragon"?
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Probably. It would seem like a logical explanation at the time.
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# 8
2007-11-02, 06:53
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
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Originally Posted by ComradeAsh
Its the martian division of jesus inc.
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This sentence pretty much sums up all the bullshit that religion has put humanity through in the last 1000 years.
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# 9
2007-11-02, 07:06
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starvin'_Marvin_in_Space
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# 10
2007-11-02, 08:24
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Join Date: 2006-08-04
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
theres a really good movie that bashes religion so bad i suggest you watch it i don't have a link or any shit but you can download it off torrentspy or what ever you use its called Zeitgeist good shit.
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2007-11-02, 14:25 |
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
Hey OP.. you're pretty fucking stupid eh? Your thread is in the WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM. On the eighth day God created retarded niggers like you and when he saw you begatting yourself behind a tree with a donkey, he decided to nix the eighth day altogether. Unfortunately, the donkey carried your genetic line down through the eons and, well, here your dumb ass be.. IN THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM.
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2007-11-02, 14:27 |
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
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Originally Posted by SmackNixon
Hey OP.. you're pretty fucking stupid eh? Your thread is in the WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM. On the eighth day God created retarded niggers like you and when he saw you begatting yourself behind a tree with a donkey, he decided to nix the eighth day altogether. Unfortunately, the donkey carried your genetic line down through the eons and, well, here your dumb ass be.. IN THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM.
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Wow, you're back. |
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2007-11-02, 14:29 |
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
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Originally Posted by SmackNixon
Hey OP.. you're pretty fucking stupid eh? Your thread is in the WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM. On the eighth day God created retarded niggers like you and when he saw you begatting yourself behind a tree with a donkey, he decided to nix the eighth day altogether. Unfortunately, the donkey carried your genetic line down through the eons and, well, here your dumb ass be.. IN THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM.
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Boom, headshot. |
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2007-11-02, 15:02 |
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
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Originally Posted by brotherinarms
theres a really good movie that bashes religion so bad i suggest you watch it i don't have a link or any shit but you can download it off torrentspy or what ever you use its called Zeitgeist good shit.
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www.zeigeistmovie.com |
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2007-11-02, 22:49 |
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Re: with all this shit about mars on discovery
Hey OP.. you're pretty fucking stupid eh? Your thread is in the WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM. On the eighth day God created retarded niggers like you and when he saw you begatting yourself behind a tree with a donkey, he decided to nix the eighth day altogether. Unfortunately, the donkey carried your genetic line down through the eons and, well, here your dumb ass be.. IN THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKING FORUM!!! 
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