I'm going to Mexico tomorrow, and I got a brazilian tonight in preparation, but now I think my pussy is burnt. One lip is swollen and red, and if you pull it tight, there's an inch long white patch. It doesn't hurt that badly, so I'm hoping it wont be all blistery and crusty when I wake up. What should I do in the mean time? I'm icing it right now, and do you think it would be okay to put some hydrocortisone gel on tonight?? This is really pissing me off, I don't want a burnt cunt on my holiday :(.

I'm sorry but lawl.


Wax is the devil.

In before, 'Pics, or it didn't happen'.

One time...I was making spice soup with my girlfriend. Well, she wasn't really all that thrilled about it. But I enjoy cooking with fresh vegetables, and I like it. So mostly I was making it, and she was hanging around keeping herself busy.

Spice soup is essentially vegetable soup with sauteed jalapeno's to give it that extra kick. I think that day, I substituted in habaneros instead. Anyways, I guess I didn't wash my hands thoroughly enough, after I cut them. And an hour later we ended up fooling around. A minute after I touched her she started freaking out...

I couldn't stop laughing :\

Pics, or it didn't happen.



Freaky, I know. It's like I'm psychic, or summit'!

No yay or nay on the hydrocortisone?

And yes, I plan on taking pictures so I can show them to the salon and be like, "give me my money back!"

My mom said I should put honey on it. Any other suggestions?

Keep icing it I guess...

Yea go get your money back, that's pretty bullshit.

Still I loled though.

Aloe vera is your friend.

Don't expect too much advice. Most of totse is male. And I wouldnt think thats a problem too many girls have found themselves with. Maybe its an independent condition? Have you slept with anyone questionable lately?

Use Hydrocort. and/or Triple Antibiotic.

Chances are its a rough rash, so just keep it cool and let it get some air. Also dont forget to use a little of either of those 2 creams twice a day.

I'm afraid the only cure for burnt vagina is my semen.

i would have to agree with aloe vera

You're not chuck norris!

My mom said I should put honey on it.

Um, yeast infection?

My mom said I should put honey on it.

I can just imagine asking my dad advice about my penis.

"Um, Dad? I got a brazilian the other day... And the thing is, my penis now has a bu--" *gets socked in the jaw*
"Homosexuals talk about their penises with each other. Are you a homosexual, son?" *holds river's collar with his left hand; right hand held back in a fist, ready for back chat*

:(

Just put a bit of aloe on it I guess.

Pretty much. Don't ice it if you don't want it to peel. Aloe vera and maybe a gentle moisturiser will be the best for stopping it peeling.

Try some neosporin, should heal up that burn in a couple of days. I burnt my dickhead once when I was drunk and I fell into a bonfire, my head got burned and it hurt terribly, all red and it throbbed with pain. I used neosporin and I was good to go in about 4 days.

fucking ouch! how was the sack?

Honey is good, but not near the pussy. I think all that sugar leads to yeast infections or some shit.

Put polysporing. Just make sure it doesn't have a big "not for vaginal use" sticker.

Good luck, enjoy mexico, and does she not look exactly like you?

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Aloe Vera is the best choice for almost any topical irritation. I've always used it for burns or scrapes; even the shaving cream I buy has aloe in it's formula. It's good to have a bottle of gel around, just in case.

oh boy.. this is interesting

id recommend no doing anything, it'll probably be fine tomorrow when you wake up :)

Attention whore...

My mom said I should put honey on it. Any other suggestions?

Oh for the love of god if you put honey on it make sure it's manuka honey, nothing else. That shit is brilliant.


Things got sorted with your gay friend who was being a prick and un-inviting you from going to mexico with him then?

Put honey on it & show it to him & see if that doesn't turn him straight..."Seee? See how sweet these things really are?"

Oh for the love of god if you put honey on it make sure it's manuka honey, nothing else. That shit is brilliant.


Things got sorted with your gay friend who was being a prick and un-inviting you from going to mexico with him then?

NO HEAD!

Licking will make the wound raw. Like an ANIMAL.

Animals lick their raw wounds and they won't heal, so no licky licky or sticky sticky.

You should get a bad flavored Honey.

Bathe it in chamomile tea, as strong as poss . Do that several times a day.

No I'm not joking, that stuff is great for healing genital 'burns'. Doctors in Germany prescribe it before anything else.

When I burnt acid holes into my cock it healed it.

Also small packets of frozen peas are your friend.

I can just imagine asking my dad advice about my penis.

"Um, Dad? I got a brazilian the other day... And the thing is, my penis now has a bu--" *gets socked in the jaw*
"Homosexuals talk about their penises with each other. Are you a homosexual, son?" *holds river's collar with his left hand; right hand held back in a fist, ready for back chat*

:(

that could be my dad any day +1


I would suggest some sort of salve

I was wondering...the burning hasn't affected/ruined the flavor has it? :(

lol, typical you.

lol, typical you.

Well...them thar things don't pop out the fetuses that very often? They've got to be useful for something... in the everyday world don't they?

When I burnt acid holes into my cock it healed it.

please tell me the story behind this.

op, i know it's too late now, but in the future, get it done at least a week before you'll 'need' it. and at a different salon.

please tell me the story behind this.

op, i know it's too late now, but in the future, get it done at least a week before you'll 'need' it. and at a different salon.

I've recounted it here before. I had genital warts and the doc prescribed me some kinda acid with the explict instructions NOT to leave it on for more than ten minutes at a time.

Jack with simple male logic thought that if 10 minutes is good then 20 would be better and an hour better still....OUCH!

It got rid of the warts for sure.

I've recounted it here before. I had genital warts and the doc prescribed me some kinda acid with the explict instructions NOT to leave it on for more than ten minutes at a time.

Jack with simple male logic thought that if 10 minutes is good then 20 would be better and an hour better still....OUCH!

It got rid of the warts for sure.

Salicylic acid...heh. I tried something similar, and I woke up on the bathroom floor mid-convulsion.

Salicylic acid...heh. I tried something similar, and I woke up on the bathroom floor mid-convulsion.

My cock was the size of a melon and looked like it had been ravaged by a plague of flesh eating moths.

More holes than a piece of swiss cheese.

Burnt, baby burnt

My cunt is burnt

I tittered

Maybe next time stay hippy au naturale or perhaps ladyshave could be your friend! I trimmed mine in the shape of a heart, although its a bit lopsided......I need a bigger mirror.

Use Hydrocodone. and/or Triple Antibiotic.

Fixed

Oh for the love of god if you put honey on it make sure it's manuka honey, nothing else. That shit is brilliant.

You get manuka honey there?!

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Oh Jackketch, do tell that story again... I love hearing it so much. =D

Been a while that I've noticed you mention it as well.

no offense but

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

On your way to Mexico, fly to Bosnia and I'll cure it for ya. We'll celebrate Christmas a lil' early this year.

One lip is swollen and red

If you don't heal that asap, it'll spread to the rest of your body. One tit will hang lower than the other, one ass cheek will deflate, and one eye will catch the Shannen Doherty syndrome. My diagnosis is to even it out. (http://www.femalepumping.net)

Any one else thinks that Sickboy is the fucking coolest female on earth for using the word "cunt" to denote her pussy?

That sucks. Even if you're getting ready to go, I suggest some neosporin for your cunny. If you plan on sex, CONDOMS and LUBE.

Only could be cooler calling it her "Sweet Clamsnapper of Love" or "Vajayjay"!

More holes than a piece of swiss cheese.

You can get your girlfriend to play it like a flute.

You can get your girlfriend to play it like a flute.

Lovely image, lubricious lucretia with your marvelous secretia.

If you don't heal that asap, it'll spread to the rest of your body. One tit will hang lower than the other, one ass cheek will deflate, and one eye will catch the Shannen Doherty syndrome. My diagnosis is to even it out. (http://www.femalepumping.net)

What is it with totse and vacuum porn lately?

stop pulling on it...

Hahah lol

You get manuka honey there?!

Yep. My awesome amazing god like Vet is from NewZealand (I think,really cool accent) and he seriously reccomended it.
I had to syringe it into the hole of an absccess one of my Guinea Pigs got, and the whole thing went right down in just a few days.
Manuka Honey is just.. amazing. I put some in my morning tea and I give the guinea pigs a spoonfull each day, and we've all got glossy hair and bright eyes now.

Sick_boy, I'd reccomend Manuka Honey over normal honey because Manuka is actually meant to be used topically, whereas alot of just edible honey will have things in it that you wouldnt want to put in such a sensitive place.

alot of just edible honey will have things in it that you wouldnt want to put in such a sensitive place.Unless, of course, it were being licked off shortly thereafter...

ICE.

Sorts a lot of irritated skin.

Lovely image, lubricious lucretia with your marvelous secretia.

How do you do that?
How do you make words flow like that?
You always do that somehow. Really well. Everywhere. No matter the subject.

Also, my condolences and I hope you have a great trip.

Or "cooter" :p

She put her cooter on her scooter & pooting out her pooter, scooted off down to Mexico.

a snooty pooty pooter would pooty-tang?

a snooty pooty pooter would pooty-tang?

...

No.

How do you do that?
How do you make words flow like that?
You always do that somehow. Really well. Everywhere. No matter the subject.

secretia isnt a real word

I suggest putting a band-aid on it

...or saliva... :p

...or saliva... :p


Wouldnt that be secreta? not secretia?

I drankzored the Emo Beer this gave me the license d'poem to make the mad rhymezors.

I've never been to Alaska

But I've been to Lincoln, Nebraska

And I can tell you this:

It ain't worth shit

Seven pages and still no pictures...Dammit, dammit, son of a bitch. :(

Awww...she's in Mexie, being all sexie. I wonder if she'll log on anywhere while she's away?

Least she could of done though? Put her pubes on eBay! :D

Awww...she's in Mexie, being all sexie. I wonder if she'll log on anywhere while she's away?

Least she could of done though? Put her pubes on eBay! :D

Nooooooo...I don't want the pubes...Just a pic or five of her minge.

I know the face...I just wanna know the minge now. :(

Seven pages and still no pictures...Dammit, dammit, son of a bitch. :(You're a moderator. Set your page options correctly

I just want to know if her bum jiggles?

If she wiggles when she walks? :p

Its quite possible. She looks like she could be packing some junk in her trunk... in a good way.

Just picture her on the Mexican beach...

Each bun jiggling, ripe as a peach. :p

Put hot sauce on it, that'll do the trick.

I was going to write a limerick, but I don't know where she's from. (it would have started "there was a young woman from...")

Calgree

There was a young woman from Calgary,
Whose minge was causing great agony.
She thought "this is poxy", cried "help" on totse,
And cured it with Manuka Honey.

I know agony isn't a full rhyme with calgary but whatever. I'm still not sure if you actually meant calgary as well...

AhahaahAH! Oh totse, you guys are so funny!

Thanks for the replies, guys. I ended up icing it for a couple hours, then I put hydrocortisone on a few times. That healed it up quite nicely by the next day, so all is well. I was just concerned because one lip was swollen to twice it's normal size, so it looked pretty bad and lopsided, lol.

So I don't have any pics of the burn. But I do have a pic of another injury I sustained in Mexico. I'm sure it's a good subsitute...haha

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC04647.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/DSC04648.jpg

What happened?

What happened?

Someone just had to ask, didn't they...

Lets just hope the answer includes some h4wt dyke action, pina coloda's and aardvaks.

I scrolled down the page, and saw the telltale green border of an image and got very excited.

Needless to say, I am leaving this thread disappointed.

Sick_Boy, you got my hopes up and then crushed them. You should really make amends.

robinhoody@gmail

Not^^^a bloody foot fetishman then? When I saw those pics?

I wished that I'd been there to mount her while she was being stitched...hot! :D

Bloody girls? Bloody good!

j/k :p

Teehee. Thanks for reminding me never to get anything waxed.

Sigh... I've been waiting for feet pictures since the foot fetish thread (quite a bit of time ago). I just didn't want to see them like this. :(

sting ray?

using blood as footjob lube?

Or cut your foot in the pool?

My cunt is burnt :(

Not to mention it's likely diseased and stinky like you, you stupid bitch. Nobody here gives a fuck about you. You're the closest thing to a nigger that still has white skin. You're a stupid fucking cum recepticle and I hope you were/are kidnapped by Mexician Mafia and forced into full penetration with horses. You'd probably like some big juicy horse cock though, so maybe you'll be a willing participant.

Did I mention fuck you?

Not to mention it's likely diseased and stinky like you, you stupid bitch. Nobody here gives a fuck about you. You're the closest thing to a nigger that still has white skin. You're a stupid fucking cum recepticle and I hope you were/are kidnapped by Mexician Mafia and forced into full penetration with horses. You'd probably like some big juicy horse cock though, so maybe you'll be a willing participant.

Did I mention fuck you?

Got turned down for a date?