Bitch got knocked up, need to flee Canada. Any ideas? I'm thinking of moving to italy with some family and pretend this never happend. Then come back in a few years with a new name, and apperance.

Be a good dad?

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funny.

'biatch got knocked up'? Wasn't anything to do with you sticking your wee-wee in her was it?

If she's gonna keep it then go flip some burgers while you finish school and be a good dad.

Ain't rocket science and ain't that difficult...although you might have to miss the odd evening cruising wid da homies, dawg.

OP... FUCK YOU!

If you had sex with her to make the baby, THen you can stick around and be a father, This is a cruel world and everyone needs a father. My dad was a royal asshole, my entire life. And I know what it's like. No one needs to go through life wondering who their father is, or why he was a bitch and up and left, Because he was too scared to raise a kid.

So Stay right where you are and learn how to change diapers

Anyone that immature should not be having sex.

Well, if YOU dont want to be a father, why the fuck should you be forced into it?

Admittedly, the fault may be partially yours, but at the end of the day, despite what your wishes might be, the bitch is going to go ahead and do whatever the fuck she wants with the thing anyway.
SO, why should you care either way?

The child services thing and maintenance may be a worry, is that why you're planning on fleeing?
Can she prove it's your child (if she keeps it?) can YOU prove its yours?
For all you know she's been fucking a string of guys and you're just the most handy. Try to find out if she's much of a whore.


It's kind of too late to berate you for being stupid. Now you have to deal with the consequences of just how stupid,selfish and irrisponsible a girl can be by keeping a child at such a young age, and that's punishment enough.


Have you discussed this with her much? At all? Have you made it clear that you have no desire to be part of the childs life? If you make that clear she may or may not change her plans about keeping it, but atleast she wont be under any retarded delusions about daddy going out to work whilst she sits at home with baby all day long or any crap like that.


I think a woman having a kid is fine, whatever. But to drag an unwilling man into fatherhood is one of the most selfish nasty things that woman can do.

I think a woman having a kid is fine, whatever. But to drag an unwilling man into fatherhood is one of the most selfish nasty things that woman can do.

Uhm the moment he stuck his uncovered cock into her he said yes to fatherhood (unless she tricked him etc).

Its that simple.

Did you know that in countries where the cunt must remain virgin until marriage, it's not uncommon for the rectum to be penetrated instead. Learn from this you naughty boy.

Or you could stick with her if she keeps it. If you have to sex the kid to keep sane? That's the price the kid will have to pay. I wonder? Does that play much part in child abuse by dads? Or is it just penis-people being penis-people?

Man up and take responsibility, bitch

The alternative to telling him to take responsibility for his actions, is to tell the girl to take responsibility for her actions.
She knew as well as he should have that having unprotected sex could have disastrous results.

Now if she wants to bring a child into the world FINE, but if she's going to be so desperately broke she needs to loop some poor bastard into paying for it, I dont think she's in the financial situation to be having a kid in the first place.

Got any relatives in any other cities or countries, thread starter?

Aye. This.

so uh... what where you fucked up on the night that thing was conceived?

ow, and goto Italy. CanaDuH land is cold as shit now.

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QFMFT

"Using the latest in cosmetic surgery, I will alter my jaw line. A procedure known as Rhinoplasty will reduce the size of my nose. I will have my ears pinned back. Add facial hair to the equation, and you will have someone who looks nothing like me.

I will maintain a slight limp, my birthplace : Osensa, Italy. My name will be, Primo Sparazza."

or Get a good job and feed the baby.