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2007-11-01, 06:37

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A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

OK, it's 2am and I'm drunk off my ass. But enough foreplay, let's get to the meat. The question:

Why do guys feel that the number of women they sleep with is an indicator of their manliness/penis size/awesomeness as a human being. Yes, it is quite cool if you've slept with hundreds of chicks, but it also pales in comparison if you've slept with each chick once, and there's a guy who's slept with three chicks 1000 times each. I'm not knocking sleeping around. It's the most fun college males can have, but if there's a guy with a steady girlfriend who he LOVES, she just might be a GOOD girl, and that's his business if he wants to make love to her and only her. I used to be an asshole, and still am, but I believe in the general goodness of humanity, so I am willing to give EVERY chick a chance. Ok, that being said, my real question was this: Why do people feel that the number of partners they've had is an indication of their self-worth. Are you that desperate to feel validated by society?

Not only that, but there's a shitload of other achievements other than sex count. Can you play an instrument? Play a sport? Etc? I know fucking chicks is cool, but it's hardly as good or useful of a talent as playing a mean Rugby game.
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Now for the story. Chunt is somewhat familiar with it, it's kinda funny.
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I was chilling with Chunt on Saturday. We went clubbing, and I ended up getting this chick, making out and such. I don't know where he ended up with her [hotter] friend, but hopefully he's fucking her as we speak. Anyway, I didn't sleep with her because me and Chunt were going to his place. So I get her number on Monday, call her up, and decided we're going to meet at her place after my concert (she had karaoke and didn't want to change plans). So that's cool, or so I think.

I go to the concert, and the band invites me to party with them, which is fucking sweet. I call her up and tell her I'm going to party with the band, she's welcome to come, or I can meet up with her. She tells me she's out clubbing.

Fair enough.

I ended up going to the party, and message her and call her once within two hours. She doesn't pick up or reply (even now, she hasn't replied), so I figured she went home with some asshole and fucked him. Normally I would be mad, but I had some weed and coke partying, and it totally chilled me out.

Let me also go on a tangent and say that cocaine is totally underrated. It's so great, and the only downside is the pricetag.

But anyway, fuck her, because I have found a new love in coke (which never leaves you) and I can still get other chicks. And to think I was even thinking of bringing up monogamy.

Anyway, that's my story. Didn't get the chick but I got introduced to coke, which is cooler in my opinion.
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Now for the life lesson, listen well.
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I went out clubbing tonight, for Halloween. I was Flava Flav. It wasn't as good as my Caesar outfit, but it was kinda cool. Anyway, my point is this, and it's aimed especially at frustrated "nice guys". DO EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANT TO DO!!!!

You know who gets laid? The guys that don't deserve it. The guy's that don't want it. The guy's that don't care.

BE THAT GUY!!!

If you're at a club, and you're dancing with a chick, and she's working pretty hard to get you jealous (ie, acting like a tramp), do the same. Take her to the middle of the dance floor, start dancing, and when you come close to another girl, SWITCH! That's right, drop her and take the other chick. She'll probably want you because she'll see you're "socially qualified" because you were already dancing with a hot chick. And now, the girl you're going for will be shocked and appalled. AND SHE'LL WANT YOU!

It's a dick move, but DUH, that's the point. If you want to get girls, you have to be a dick. THIS IS LIFE.

Now once you get the girl and you're past the preliminary bullshit (10+ dates), you can start being nice and she will be nice right back, but you can't expect to walk up to a girl at a club and say "I WANT you, so please don't dance with other guys". The sluttier the girl, the more you have to take control and say "I DON'T WANT YOU".

I know. I know. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Well guess what, you're a male. It's not supposed to make sense to you. Immerse yourself in women, and go out with them. Watch how they select males, then figure out how to meet their criteria. It's the easiest way to find out firsthand how to get chicks.

A lot of you will dismiss Mystery as being too much of an asshole and whatnot, but he's the only motherfucker smart enough to realize that playing nice will get you laid once in a while, but WILL NOT GIVE YOU CONTROL OVER WHEN. If the chicks feels pity on you, she'll give you a shot, but not otherwise.

I'm good looking enough that I've survived on my looks for far too long, but if I hadn't adopted the Mystery Method (or any method really) my genes would have been dead long ago.

Not only that, but it's A LOT MORE FUN to be the life of the party. Don't be that guy in the corner bumping your head to the music. Get to the centre and start moshing. Be the asshole who tells tasteless jokes at house parties. And be that douche who flirts with every chick but doesn't seem interested in either. Really, it's just jealous guys who take issue with it, the girls will love you for it.
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Shit, that was a lot of text. Sorry to make you read it. Hope you had fun at least. If you want the last couple of minutes of your life back, let me know, and I'll send you something nice.

2007-11-01, 06:45

E-digger

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Ide like something nice?

2007-11-01, 06:50

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Ide like something nice?

The sugar and spice is on the way.

OH, fuck. That reminds me. I was with the trashy chick today at the club, and I told her I have Spice Girls tickets (one of the only truthful things I said all night). And I figured she'd at least blow me for a ticket or something. But my friend got drunk and I had to take him home before the bouncers had a field day.

Either way, it wouldn't have gone anywhere, I just totally forgot I could have fucked her. I just had better things to do.

Applying to the question, would it have somehow made me a better person if I blew off everything else, screwed myself over for the whole night, just to fuck 1 averagely good-looking chick? Would that +1 have made my life more worth living?

2007-11-01, 07:29

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Are you that desperate to feel validated by society?

Yessir.

I'm not proud of it, but the fact that a few pretty attractive women have want/were willing to sex me makes me feel rather decent about myself. Though really it's more than that. I'll always feel more validated that I was able to have a lasting relationship with another person that I found truly interesting and worthwhile, over some fuck.

I shall read the rest of your post in the morning though.

Edit: Read the rest. Good stuff. I think you summed it up pretty nicely.

Edit: I think pleasing a woman is probably a more important skill than rugby, my friend. ;)

2007-11-01, 08:39

psycho_8b

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Rykoshet...You're one smart mother fucker buddy.

I'll give you that mate!

Guys, it's amazing how true the asshole method works. Be nice and you'll get some...Be the life and soul of the party including being an asshole, you'll get popular and chicks will want some of that.

2007-11-01, 08:56

Dack9

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Rykoshet, you have earned my respect(as little as that may mean)

Screw all these instructional videos and books and shit on "getting game" or whatever the fuck you call it. Pay for this mans night out on the town. Observe him. Become chick magnet.

Also, I believe 100% in monogamy... in a way.

I mean, you don't just blindfold yourself in a club, spin in circles, and the first girl you see you yell "I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU MY WIFE." You have to play the field.

I find the best way to find a girl that is a good match for you is as so: sleep around. A lot. Out of any of the girls you hook up with, choose the one you get along best with. Sure, picking one nice girl and only ever thinking about her is great and all, but this way you never have to worry about if you picked the right girl, as you know you picked out of the whole bunch, rather than the first one you saw.

This should settle you domineering male urges and begin the nice, faithful relationship you always wanted.

Here's hoping you didn't pick up anything itchy during the selection process.

Remember, one night stands are just relationship auditions!

2007-11-01, 11:22

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

I think pleasing a woman is probably a more important skill than rugby, my friend. ;)

Yessir, but I said "fucking a chick, not pleasing one". Pleasing one is an art, but it's something guys in relationships are usually better at. Think about it. If you fuck 100 chicks this year, once each, you're not going to be better than the dude who fucked his girlfriend twice a day. Well you might, but the counting system is messed up enough as it is.

Rykoshet...You're one smart mother fucker buddy.

I'll give you that mate!

Guys, it's amazing how true the asshole method works. Be nice and you'll get some...Be the life and soul of the party including being an asshole, you'll get popular and chicks will want some of that.

I'm not smart. But I'm also pretty young. Not only do I have time to practice and improve my game, I also have time to work out characteristics about me that hinder the game, such as my stupid feelings. Either way, it's all about SOCIAL freaking VALUE. The less value you put on pussy the more it puts on you.

Remember, one night stands are just relationship auditions!

Here's to hoping you fuck her brains out and she wants to stay for a relationship.

2007-11-01, 11:57

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

I'm not smart. But I'm also pretty young. Not only do I have time to practice and improve my game, I also have time to work out characteristics about me that hinder the game, such as my stupid feelings. Either way, it's all about SOCIAL freaking VALUE. The less value you put on pussy the more it puts on you.

This has just reminded that I need to go on a holiday.

2007-11-01, 13:43

yoyobek

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

You're telling guys to be assholes...and to do coke?

I'm so very glad my boyfriend doesent read Totse anymore. Infact, I think I'm going to block it from his computer.

And you're lucky Coke makes you nice. It makes others into quite aggressive angry people, prone to doing stupid things.

*runs off at sound of approaching sirens*

Not! Worth! it!

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2007-11-01, 14:19

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2007-11-01, 14:39

SilentMind SilentMind is offline

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Now once you get the girl and you're past the preliminary bullshit (10+ dates), you can start being nice and she will be nice right back, but you can't expect to walk up to a girl at a club and say "I WANT you, so please don't dance with other guys". The sluttier the girl, the more you have to take control and say "I DON'T WANT YOU".

I was right there with you till that part. But everything you're saying is dead on. I met this chick on craigslist a while back, and she wanted someone to come over and watch a movie. And it was all great. And we repeated that process a few times, and I would cook for her and give her massages and all that. And she just flat stopped speaking to me. Because I was being the nice guy.

The only way I could win her back after that was borderline rape. And you know what? It worked. Or at least bought me a couple months. I started disciplining her physically. I tried to lay down rules. It worked too. But after a couple months, I started falling into the nice guy role again. Sending her flowers, driving to see her in the middle of the night, all that bullshit.

Then again...maybe she just needs a good wakeup call. To tell you the truth, I honestly havent decided not to impregnate her yet. But anyways.

Everything you've been saying is pretty much dead on. Its the way the female psyche works. It's my experience that in -every- relationship between two people, whether it be intimate or platonic. There's always one person that has more invested in the relationship then the other. One person that cares more. Women are a gold mine of insecurities that are just waiting to be tapped, if you can just convince them that they're the ones that arent good enough for the relationship. After that, you can do pretty much anything you want, so long as you maintain that facade.

And to your original question, I cant speak because I keep my partners pretty limited. But I would imagine sex is a lot like food. There are so many different tastes and textures. Every girl is a different experience in the bedroom. And noone wants to eat burgers and hot dogs their entire life.

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2007-11-01, 15:31

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

That's exactly why I don't hook up with random guys at clubs. Or random guys at all, actually.

OP, most girls that you meet at clubs aren't looking for a relationship, they're looking to get laid.

If you're looking for a girlfriend, go somewhere besides a club.

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2007-11-01, 18:14

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

There isnt a need to try to fuck as many chicks as possible unless you are just worrying about what people think about you more than what really matters. I feel that all u have to do is have one legit, quality, attractive looking girl and if anyone sees you with this girl they should know that you did it, you did something whatever it may be, to be with that girl at that exact moment(assuming its 1 on 1), thus having respect for you. If they are jealous or talking some shit, fuck them who cares you do what you do, theyll do what they do.

But then im not saying keep all your eggs in one basket. Spread em around a bit, you can do that just know what your doing. I maintain my sort of status with certain girls , keep things in that state where im neither a friend or more than a friend, but within a drop of a hat, i can throw myself into either one of those states.

Plus that shit will bite you in the ass one day if your going around fucking all these chicks, especially if one that really likes you find out about your doings, have a brick thrown through the windshield of your car.

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2007-11-01, 18:41

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Ryko....you are completely full of shit, or at the very least so damn lost you don't even know it. You have gone from one opposite end of the spectrum to the other....and totally ignoring the huge middle in between in regards to scoring chicks. On one hand you play the "bros before hos cock munching" mindset....then go to "I'm gonna be a complete asshole". Seriously, you can find some happy middle ground and score a lot more chicks. Life ain't black/white bud.....learn to realize that.

Fair enough, but most people who try to change their attitude aim for the far end of the spectrum, and plateau somewhere in the middle. If you aim to be an asshole but are a nice guy, you'll always end up in the middle. Don't aim for the middle, you won't get anywhere then.

Here we go again, the....."I coulda gotten my dick wet, but because I'm such a good friend I didn't". BULLSHIT! You are either lying to us, or lying to yourself. How fuckin long does a blowjob take? Yet your friend just HAD to leave, that hour, that minute? Face it.....you are trying to portray the role of "player" and failing badly. Go look at your first post on this thread. Trying to act as if being a sweet guy is so much "better" than those scoring random pussy. Listen, I'm not trying to say either is good or bad....but stop trying to act "manly and hard" when the role doesn't suit you in the least. You are looking for a princess, yet pretend like you are willing to nail easy broads you just met....and CLEARLY you aren't. Because you have a whole mess of lame excuses why you aren't doing them. Go reread your first post in this thread, and try to convince YOURSELF about the idealogy you originally discussed. For some reason YOU still believe that scoring a lot of chicks equates to "manliness", and that is why you are stroking your e-penis in such a way.

Ok, how easy is it to say "I went to a club and fucked a chick". Pretty fucking simple, especially since there's nobody there to dispute my claim. But really, I'm not so crazed after pussy that I'll drop everything for it. Yeah, over the last week I've learned to make sure that everyone knows how they're getting home. I write these stories because to me it's funny to hear that a girl almost blew me for a spice girls ticket (which I probably wouldn't have given her, she'd have cried rape, and it would have been a whole lot of fun), but my point is that at least I tell the truth. And I'm not so insecure about the fact that I don't get laid every time I go out. Big whoop, I'm not God's gift to women. Yet.

You couldn't be any MORE WRONG about any statement here. Fucking the same person is not going to make you "equal to" someone laying many different women....as far as skill level in fucking broads goes. Trust me on that. They are all different, have different needs, different likes, different kinks. The guy fucking his girl vs. the guy fucking dozens doesn't have any DIFFERING experiences to bring to the table during his next conquest. If you were going to play 1-on-1 in basketball......how are you going to get new/better game? Playing the same guy every day for a year? Or a myriad of people that could make you change your game up.....hell even teach you a move or two? Common sense dude, simple common sense.

Yes and no. I did over-generalize, but I do maintain that if you're with a person long enough, you try new things. Different toys, positions, this and that. Most one night stands are two drunk people going at it. yes, it is fun, and new, but you're not likely to tell a one-night stand that you'd like to try this and that. Well, I guess it depends on the person. Either way, saying "I fucked 10x as many chicks as you" doesn't make you a better person.

Face it....you are a "nice guy" that needs to have emotions attached to a girl before fucking her. Again, there is nothing wrong with that....and many people would define that as being admirable or noble. But quit trying to portray to us something you are not. All these bullshit excuses and lame theories. Probably somewhere along the line someone broke your heart, and now you are trying to play this role of "uncaring sleaze". Guess what.....you ain't. And until you figure that out you are only kidding yourself.....not us. Now go fall in love and act like a gentleman and have fun fucking a nice girl....because THAT is who you are, and you can't escape that.

Oh, I don't need to have emotions, believe me. I've fucked chicks that were drunk enough to be considered in a coma, an I've never felt anything. It was just "fun".

I guess considering me as a nice guy isn't too far off though. I definitely have many nice guy qualities, and I'm working on them right now. Really, if I had it my way, I'd have a loving woman who was a great fuck, but let me fuck other chicks once in a while.

Really, you're the one making rash generalizations here that I'm something I'm not just because I didn't fuck two girls. Not to mention, I was on my way to fuck the first one when she blew me off, so it's not like I "pussied out" because I had no feelings for her. Sorry I don't live up to your expectations of being an asshole. For one, a real asshole probably wouldn't call a chick after fucking her. I do, just because it sometimes leads to more sex, which is always a plus. So sorry that I'm such a nice guy I want more easy, free sex.

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2007-11-01, 18:44

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

I think you're one of my favorite posters here, Ryk.

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2007-11-01, 18:45

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Quote:

Originally Posted by yoyobek

Drugs always mellow me out. I've never had a violent trip on any drug, caffeine, alcohol, weed, etc. I just feel happy and idiotic, and while I do stupid things or even get into barfights, it's never because I'm angry, but because we usually buy each other a round after and talk about life.

I didn't do enough coke to be making assumptions about it, but when I did do it I just sat around feeling a lot better about myself (this was even after I realized the chick wouldn't call back and I wouldn't be getting laid tonight). Not only was I happy, but I participated in really half baked discussions on world politics, foreign and internal affairs, and a bunch of other shit that would be far too complex to talk about sober.

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2007-11-01, 19:52

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentMind

I think you're one of my favorite posters here, Ryk.

I died a little inside when your girlfriend called the cops on you :(

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2007-11-01, 19:56

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Really, you're the one making rash generalizations here that I'm something I'm not just because I didn't fuck two girls. Not to mention, I was on my way to fuck the first one when she blew me off, so it's not like I "pussied out" because I had no feelings for her. Sorry I don't live up to your expectations of being an asshole. For one, a real asshole probably wouldn't call a chick after fucking her. I do, just because it sometimes leads to more sex, which is always a plus. So sorry that I'm such a nice guy I want more easy, free sex.

Either I haven't elaborated enough, or you are too closely invested into your own situation and you just ain't getting it. I do NOT quantify or judge people (men or women) by how many people they bang or do not bang. That is YOU talking about SOME people that live/judge that way. And it's clear you are starting to succumb to that peer pressure, societal obligation.....or whatever else you wanna call it.

Seriously dude, go reread your own posts on these two threads. Its e-stroking bullshit at its finest wrapped around countless contradictions. First you are promoting monogamy (or at the very least the virtues of settling down with one gal), then coming up with some method to be a player. And failing miserably. What is so wrong with being that nice guy that doesn't want to bang random women and have a nice loving relationship? Again, you are getting confused at other people's expectations of what "manliness" is. But spare us the bullshit.....its so obvious. On one hand you said...."I coulda gotten a blowjob for concert tickets" (in essence saying, "look at me Totse I got game") and then follow that up with...."but I had to drive my friend home" (now saying...."see how nice a person and a great friend I am?") PLEASE!

And now you are totally re-writing history in how events played out with the first one, so you don't walk away thinking you dropped the ball and are completely in the right. You just said above....."I was on my way to fuck the first one when she blew me off". No, just NO. That is NOT what you described. She invited you back to her house, you were in THAT night....and you didn't take the offer. She blew you off AFTER you blew her off that first night. Now you can sugarcoat it with whatever cute mantras, or blind loyalty for friends, or nagging conscience or whatever else. But the fact is you DID have a chance to fuck her, you didn't, and now you are confused at why there is no future possibility. Again, there is NOTHING WRONG with you not fucking her that night.....nor am I calling out your manhood for leaving. But stop trying to twist things as if SHE is the one that is confusing/frustrating you. You had your chance and you didn't take it. Life moves on.

See, I'm not calling you a pussy for not fucking her. I'm calling you a pussy for not fucking her, and NOW whining about "WTF is up with this chick" when you had your chance. No Ryko...WTF is up with you? Do you WANT to score random pussy you just met an hour ago or not? If so, do it. If not, then don't. But stop playing these games as if anyone has stopped, prevented, or inhibited you from doing so. Because the only one that has done anything on that note is YOU....there should be no further confusion.

Now cue up another response about how you "coulda/woulda/shoulda" banged all these broads at various times...and profoundly lame reasons why you didn't....all in the attempt to save some kind of e-rep. Tellin ya, you are only fooling yourself.

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2007-11-01, 23:55

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

You made a lot of good sense, but you also miss a few points.

I used to be the guy that went around telling everyone "I fucked 6 chicks this monday during spring break whoooooo" as if that made me a better person. As if you could walk around with that number tattooed on your face and people would give you respect wherever you went. Then I turned 18 and I realized I was being a fucking retard, and acting like a total frat boy douchebag. I asked a question "Why do people in society feel that it does validate them" because I wanted interesting debate, not an argument where it's "fags vs. playas" or whatever. Just drop the whole thing and answer the question or move on, you are welcome to insult me in another thread.

The advice I gave out wasn't for being a player. It's for picking up chicks. If you want to take her home that night and strike up a long-term relationship, you're welcome to. I'm giving men the tools to go out and get women, I'm not telling them what to do with the girl once they get her. That's for them to discover on their own.

Here's the story, full details. I'm also not mad that she blew me off, I don't give a shit. But I told her straight up "I'm with my bro, we can't fuck" whereas she just didn't say anything. Not even a simple "I'm drunk and there's a cute guy at this bar, probably will fuck him". Takes 30 seconds to text and would have made me a lot more content. My WTF is up with this chick doesn't come from the fact that she doesn't want to fuck me. Hell, if it did, I'd be confused about the 1000 chicks from High school who didn't want to fuck me. I'm whining that she took the bitchy way out rather than go out with dignity.

I know the amount of women I've fucked, and I'm happy with that number. I don't need to write down that it's 395675185 and feel validated by somebody on the internet who has just as much anonymity as me and could be a 12 year old overweight kid just as likely as I could be. But I'm confident in my game, and that's lets me sleep at night.

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2007-11-02, 01:11

CarbonB

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rykoshet

Simply put: DNA.

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2007-11-02, 01:16

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Simply put: DNA.

Drugz N' Alkohol

Do Not Answer

or

Deoxyribonucleic Acid?

#22

2007-11-02, 01:24

CarbonB

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Drugz N' Alkohol

Do Not Answer

or

Deoxyribonucleic Acid?

I mean, don't you find it odd that men increase the number of partners they have been with, and women decrease the number?

It is strictly how humans came about, men reproduce, women look for a suitable mate. That is why men feel no emotional attachment (for the most part) on one night stands, and it's rare for women to be able to do the same thing as frequently, they begin to feel worn down emotionally and become bitter towards the end.

So in a nutshell all social behaviors can be boiled down to how humans interacted before everyone claimed to be "civilized", but not actually civilized.

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2007-11-02, 03:10

Bazzle

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

The content and sheer amount of posts in your own thread lead me to the conclusion that you are in absolute a fake ass nigga trying to be a fake player, but failing in doing so--and just being a sad little e-fuck that pretends to have things worked out for the purposes of stroking a fake, wounded and likely molested-at-a-young-age ego.

I'm going to go have fun now.

Bye then.

#24

2007-11-02, 04:15

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bazzle

I have a lot of posts in my own thread because I'm a vain, arrogant, narcissist.

With game.

#25

2007-11-02, 05:31

CarbonB

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

I have a lot of posts in my own thread because I'm a vain, arrogant, narcissist.

With game.

I almost believed that...no, no I didn't...

#26

2007-11-03, 06:13

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Well, fuck the rant. I met another chick tonight and all is well. Although this past week life got WAAAAY too real and I'm craving coke. It's probably really bad, but I'll take that problem to BLTC.

#27

2007-11-03, 10:02

Agent 008

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Groovy.

Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Although this past week life got WAAAAY too real and I'm craving coke. It's probably really bad, but I'll take that problem to BLTC.

Good luck with your addiction.

#28

2007-11-03, 16:49

CarbonB

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Good luck with your addiction.

To penis...

#29

2007-11-05, 01:47

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

You know, I wish polygamy were practice more often. Right now I'm seeing 2 chicks, and I really like them both. They're both amazing people (one happens to be related to an NHL player, thus making her the "more amazing" one) but I can't see myself breaking it off with either chick. I'd feel terrible about it.

So yeah, I guess I'm not as much of an asshole as I let on, but forgive me for having a big heart (but thinking with my penis). I make the actions an asshole would make, but I feel bad about it afterwards (or during). Is that wrong?

#30

2007-11-05, 02:19

Mr. Stabby Mr. Stabby is offline

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Ryko, you're an asshole of the highest caliber. Good luck to you with your life, though i'm sure you won't need it.

#31

2007-11-05, 02:33

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

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Originally Posted by Mr. Stabby

Ryko, you're an asshole of the highest caliber. Good luck to you with your life, though i'm sure you won't need it.

#32

2007-11-05, 02:39

Mr. Stabby Mr. Stabby is offline

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

I do need fucking help. Seriously, even I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here. I keep telling myself that I want a long-term relationship, that I want to love someone. But within a week or two they're not good enough, or they become stale, or ugly, or whatever.

I have no idea what to do, short of drugs. I really feel like I need a vacation to a monestary to think my life over, but every time I try to get away from it all, I get drunk and start thinking with my penis again.

I'm telling you, I want to settle down with a lovely woman, but I don't want to keep the relationship going when it's eating me inside. And so far every single one HAS eaten at me inside. I don't know what fucking problems I'm projecting onto the girls, but I'm killing every good opportunity that comes into my life.

Jesus I'm ranting again. Fuck! And no, I'm not trying to be melodramatic, my outlook on life really is this fucked up!

Someone, especially the older crowd, must have been in this situation before. What did you do, how did it work out?

Ah, you're going through a rough phase. Let me give you some advice.

Currently you're in a pretty crazy time, you've just had some realizations that have given you power over people. Since birth you've been conditioned to think that having power over people is a good thing, something to work for. Now you've achieved it you feel restless and frustrated. You've got to where you were going, and it's not where you want to be.

The hard part now, is changing what you want in life. Humans need goals, something to reach for in their lives. Yours appears to have been power over the opposite sex. It's like an addiction, to get over it you have to swap it for something else or it'll leave you feeling hollow inside. Find something to aspire to.

I hope that makes sense.

#33

2007-11-05, 03:09

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Never mind, I'm happy.

This weekend I spent with my 4 best friends, and I realized something, fuck it all, I have 4 people in my life who are great, genuine friends. And I can get laid on a pretty regular basis.

Combine those 2 and I have all the emotional and closeness needs taken care off, plus all my physical, primal urges. This is more than enough while I set off on my journey to find the perfect woman and marry her.

I still stand by my comment: All women are whores but 1. Your life goal is to find that 1.

#34

2007-11-05, 05:59

SilentMind SilentMind is offline

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

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Originally Posted by Rykoshet

Amen brother. La'Chiam.

#35

2007-11-05, 06:12

Rykoshet

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Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Ah, you're going through a rough phase. Let me give you some advice.

Currently you're in a pretty crazy time, you've just had some realizations that have given you power over people. Since birth you've been conditioned to think that having power over people is a good thing, something to work for. Now you've achieved it you feel restless and frustrated. You've got to where you were going, and it's not where you want to be.

The hard part now, is changing what you want in life. Humans need goals, something to reach for in their lives. Yours appears to have been power over the opposite sex. It's like an addiction, to get over it you have to swap it for something else or it'll leave you feeling hollow inside. Find something to aspire to.

I hope that makes sense.

I do have goals. I spend a shitload of time on guitar/martial arts/friends/reading+writing.

But I just have a problem when it comes to women. I don't know what I want. I guess I just gotta do some soul searching. One problem I have is taking everything personally. As if every worman belongs to me and I go crazy if she sleeps with someone else. Just 1 way I'm stupid.

Amen brother. La'Chiam.

Amen

#36

2007-11-05, 06:17

Euda

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Canada

Re: A question, a story, and Rykoshet's Lessons [very long, ranty, and drunk]

Sobering up helps put life lessons into perspective.

This perspective involves realizing that there are very few real lessons because life is rather simple.

You consider these things the next morning, not the same night.

Good luck and being happy is key, but remember that the happiness of others does have an impact on your own happiness.

A big desire for control and taking things personally both make life harder, but they aren't easy things to deal with. It's a step to know that they're issues, but it helps if other people know they're issues as well.