Alrite it's that time of year, homecoming is right around the corner, and I was wondering, what are some good ways to ask your girl to homecoming. I've already told her she's going with me, but I want to do it in a cute way.

Run into her room with a chainsaw and give her a flowery invitation.

Tell her you want to sick your finger in her asshole, then rub the residue on her eyeball.

Tell her lately you've been masturbating to the thought of going to homecoming with her. She should get the hint.

"You wanna go to homecoming?"


NOt that hard.

Yes + you get laid
No + you (probably) wont get laid
Maybe = See previous.

I'd offer my opinion, but the last time I told, people said I worked to hard for it, and was over doing it. They were just jealous because they've never had a homecoming date in their life.

Step 1: S&A

i dunno just ask you can get extravagant with it if you really like the girl, make her feel special

flowers+"wanna go with homecoming with me?"

At least you have an event to ask her out to, it's worse when there isn't one.

Murder her.

if she's already going with you, why are you asking her?

Murder her.

then rape her so you can use her blood as lubricant.

YAY!

Or better yet, tell her if she doesn't go to homecoming with you you'll kill her mother. That way you won't have to be that guy who brought a dead body to homecoming. And even if that fails you can go with my first suggestion and be that guy who brought a dead body to homecoming.

that's not from south park...

Shit, iunno.

/pocketed money for dinner and tickets and bought weed.

Take her on a (hot-air) balloon ride, at dusk. Fly her over a field filled with candles in crepe bags, in the shape of, "Will you marry me, Laura." Then get on one knee--
Wait, what, this is for homecoming?

Oh, what the shit? Just ask her! Get her flowers, maybe. Nothing cheesy, though. Offer them jokingly, as if they're meant to "persuade" her, when really, you know she's not fucking going to say no.

>_> *dick in a box*

Lau-- Laura... Here... *hands over a wrapped- and ribboned-box*
I-- I was wondering if-- argh.. if you wanted to come to homecoming with-- me?
*Laura opens to find a bloody, sinewy penis; OP passes out/dies*

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG


*stares down PtB vehemently enough that nobody notices he's inched towards the door; makes a break for it*
:(

*stares down PtB vehemently enough that nobody notices he's inched towards the door; makes a break for it*
:(

no worries im no 4channer. However, that popped into my head the second I got done coughing from this bong hit.