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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-10-30, 21:48
King3x King3x is offline
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Default God, I'm going to feel like such a dick asking this but ...

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Old 2007-10-30, 21:49
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Do you think its a problem or a concern? If you answered yes then it is a problem. If you answered no then it is not a problem.
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Old 2007-10-30, 21:51
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NitrousMafia
Do you think its a problem or a concern? If you answered yes then it is a problem. If you answered no then it is not a problem.
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Old 2007-10-30, 21:52
yoshimipirate yoshimipirate is offline
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Here's the deal, my chinese nigga.

If you pull out your five incher

and show it to a girl

it doesn't really look all that big to her.

Here's also the deal, my chinese nigga:

I you put in your five incher

into a girl

and you know how to move

you've got no problems.

my chinese nigga.
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Old 2007-10-30, 22:01
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Old 2007-10-30, 22:09
uncle_einstien uncle_einstien is offline
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don't worry about it man. the chances are, the girl you hook up with will also be a virgin / inexperienced. Five inches isn't THAT for 15, and besides it'll go in with less difficulty / pain, and still give her much pleasure. win,win.
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Old 2007-10-30, 22:09
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Don't worry about it, you're around average.

When it comes to pleasuring a girl, there's a lot more than size that comes into play.

That's the stuff you should be worrying about.
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Old 2007-10-30, 22:11
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Old 2007-10-30, 22:22
Mozzul-san Mozzul-san is offline
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They say they have, it doesn't mean they have. 5 is average they've done surverys etc. so don't worry, besides girls generally aren't overly bothered as long as it works. In fact they may be pleased with your size as it'll be more comfortable. It depends what you want from this, if you just want casual sex then the kinda girl who'll put out may also take the piss out of you. If you want sex under the facade of a relationship or god forbid you're a guy who actually want's a relationship then don't worry. It'll 'come' into it's own. Sorry awful jk.
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Old 2007-10-30, 22:23
mikehunt1 mikehunt1 is offline
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I'm 21 and my cock is 5 inches, I never had a problem with it, and I fucked around 9 girls.
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Old 2007-10-30, 22:27
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Old 2007-10-30, 23:41
Mozzul-san Mozzul-san is offline
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Everyone has self esteem issues. If she does laugh then just say something horrible about her body she'll soon shuttup, or if you really want to sleep with her then just laugh it off. Though tbh if she's the kind of girl who's laughing at you then she probs deserves to be taken down a few pegs. Just remind her you have a dick and she doesn't and that you know how to use it. If you act cool and confident enough then even a bitch is unlikely to laugh at you because she'll be more interested in sleeping with you.
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Old 2007-10-30, 23:52
totsewhore totsewhore is offline
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Default Re: God, I'm going to feel like such a dick asking this but ...

iv done a couple guys with 5 inchers or smaller and heres the difference between the two:
#1 guy: virgin, 5 or 4 inches, had NO FUCKING CLUE what he was doing, basically just layed on top of me and tried bouncing. hahah terrible. oh yeah. he was also too drunk to get it up. make sure that doesnt happen (dont drink too much espeically if its your first time!!) because its very frustrating for the girl, and will probably be quite embarassing for you
#2 guy: experienced, about 5 inches, KNEW what he was doing, pulled out the moves that can penetrate the girl at the most pleasurable angles, his size basically did NOT matter. oh he was japanese by the way
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Old 2007-10-31, 00:12
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If they laugh at your penis size or make fun of it. 9.5 out of 10, they're sluts.
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Old 2007-10-31, 00:56
river_of_ash river_of_ash is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Volcanbaru
If they laugh at your penis size or make fun of it. 9.5 out of 10, they're sluts.


The other 5%?
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Old 2007-10-31, 01:10
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The other 5%?

Two words....Micro Penis

Statistically, micropenis occurs in 0.6% of the population.
Source: http://menshealth.about.com/cs/genetics/a/micro_penis.htm
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Old 2007-10-31, 01:27
TuxeyM TuxeyM is offline
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Default Re: God, I'm going to feel like such a dick asking this but ...

Is my penis too small? (THIS ISN'T TROLLING)

I'm 15, and my dick is about 5 inches from base to tip. Being the social butterfly I'm turning into, and going to a lot more parties, hooking up with a chick is inevitable. I am also feeling very insecure.

Is it too small? I'm especially considered since this would play into the asian stereotype, being I am of Chinese stock.

By white teenage girls standards (17+). It isn't on the large side.

It is a TINY bit smaller than what they would "HOPE" for.
However, I would not get them drunk because then they won't feel shit, and tell everyone that you had a small dick, just because they couldn't feel it do to alcohols numbing effect...

ALSO! Girls seem to think that a penis is the same size no matter what. You have no idea how many girls think a dick is full length when flaccid.
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Old 2007-10-31, 01:57
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You're not the only teenager who worries about the size of their cock.

Trust me mate, it ain't the size that counts.

I fucked this chick a few years back whose boyfriend was hung like a donkey.
He would pull it out all the time and insist that any guy who said "Put it away you prat!" was just jealous.
Well, Long story short, they had an argument, she was upset and wanted to go home so me being the lovely guy I am, I got her a cab home. She invited me to sleep on the sofa because I lived a long way away, we drank some coffee and we ended up screwing. Several times.

For the record, I have no remorse because this guy was an asshole. And I hated him.

A week or so later we're all at the same hangout and of course there he is, whipping the thing out and parading it around. I told him to put it away and he said I was jealous.
It was at this point his drunk girlfriend told him to shut up, how stupid he was, told him he was dumped and said I was better than him anyways. Then walked away.

After an explaination of the previous week's events from my grinning mouth, it ended up him trying to punch me and me putting him on the floor and kicking him in the ribs a few times...But the point of the story is he was bigger than me and just didn't know how to use it.
Me, even though smaller in size ended up fucking his pretty hot girlfriend and then, his ex girlfriend.

Don't let it get to you mate...Just practice and you'll be good.
 
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