So I started this new school at the start of last year and right from the beginning I have had my eye on this particular girl.

She's one of those shy, but hot girls. She's not in the popular crowd and not many other guys like her. Even though I've never met her (until now, I'll get to that), something about her makes my heart beat faster. There's just, something... I can't quite put my finger on it. I hadn't talked to her once, until day.

Swimming carnival day, the whole day. All the boys in their speedos and all their girls in their swimmers. There was a lot of fine ass there but thankfully the cold water kept Big John from raging. I didn't expect for that girl to be there, but she was.

I lined up for my race. I am an alright swimmer, but I didn't care what I came. Alongside the pool is rows of seats where people can watch/hang out until their race. As I was about to dive in, I looked up only to catch a glimpse of her looking at me. Fucking hell she looked hot in that bathing suit. The buzzer went and as I dived in, I felt a rush of blood directly to my penis. The whole 6 lap race, all I could think about was her in her suit. An arousing side I had never seen of her before.

As the race progressed, so did the size of my penis. I was fucked. My penis was at an all-time bulge. It was so clear through the speedos, that if you looked at it, it'd probably poke your eye out. I needed to get out of the pool, and fast. Fast enough for no one to see it. As soon as I had finished the race I climbed up on the ledge as quickly as possible and stood up, crouching slightly, at a miserable attempt to conceal my shame. I think a fair few people had noticed by now, but I didn't care. I just wanted to get to the toilets. I should of been looking in front of me, instead of left and right, and all other directions. I should of saw it coming. I ran right into the back of her, but not only that, my penis jabbed right between her butt cheeks. I know it's hard to believe. As I type this I am shocked at how unbelievable it is. Can I really be this unlucky with women?

Well I guess I got the whole "Talking to her" thing out of the way. I managed to slip out a quick "Sorry" as I was rushing towards the lockers. She didn't say a word.

So guys, how do I approach this tomorrow? Should I go up to her and make a formal apology? Saying it was my mistake and I didn't mean for it to happen? This could give me an excuse to actually talk to her, whether or not it be pathetic, it's still an excuse. I really like this girl and I would like to have some sort of chance with her still..

"I can see your pubes"

Back in middle school we had this awfull swiming teacher. She always wore a bathing suit and you could see her pubes envelop the lower part of her bathing suit.

It is one of the worst things I have ever seen.

Copypasta = Instant permaban. Immerse yourself in a bathtub of water or they'll scan your eyes for account data and delete you.

God help you if a bubble surfaces.

"I hadn't talked to her once, until day."

Assuming that thie op is not just trolling, this should go in S&A...

after it poked her in between the butt-cheekes, you should have just kept going.

CHAAAARGEE!!!!

I'm going to take you seriously...I think the best thing would just be to apologize.

Assuming that thie op is not just trolling...

The OP is copypasta.

If only you yelled "SURPRISE!" first.

Then you could've cum in her prepubescent anus.

She was 7 right?

.......o.o
we should be friends.

Fuck off asshole

The OP is copypasta.

You mean he copy and pasted this from some place? Because it sounds familiar...

Assuming doesnt cut it.

You posted something similar to this a year ago.

Misfit = a beloved troll

aka the funny kind

You mean he copy and pasted this from some place? Because it sounds familiar...

Yes. I can't seem to find it in Google or the TOTSE search, though. I forget where it came from.

Yes. I can't seem to find it in Google or the TOTSE search, though. I forget where it came from.


He posted it last year, this is just a modified version.