and she smells like my friends taint why does it smell so bad

Human method : Say sorry.

Totse method : smack her face with your knob.

I feel like your not telling the whole story, why would you guys not talk for 2 years because u said she lied about some bs?

But idk maybe try to ask her to talk and do some drugs, i really dont know

Idk cause in a way she got really pissed off that I would even accuse her of lying (but she did admit to those being lies).

What makes you think she's anything at all like who she was two years ago? I'm assuming you're somewhere in the highschool range, you realize how much you've changed in the past two years?

Just address her pleasantly and directly. Just strike up conversation, see if she bites.

Yeah you pussy. What they (above) said.

Dont bring up the past make sure of that.. you were both there when it happened and sure as hell both remember.

Now to get her back? im pro at that my man.. Next time you see her walking in the halls.. your eyes meet... give a half smile! and maybe a little nod.. make sure you smile with your eyes too.. this will get her thinking.. wait a day or two.. (Remember its about timing) and then when you next see her in the hall.. just stop and say hey whats up.. dont be all ghey and sad and emo.. fuck that shit..
seem all happy.. give her good vibes.. even if shes a bit confused and put off.. she will definitely remember the good olden days.. thats a foot in the door.

Then your set.

So you would rather live a lie then confront her on her bs?

he already confronted her, dont need to again.. where does that get him? besides she knows he knows, and wont make the same mistake twice.
sometimes when a guy should be a dick.. he really shouldnt. Besides man this chick lying.. its nothing new.. many chicks do it very often just for attention...

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, the grammar phone!

Boop boop be doop be doop

You live in a fantasy world. Girls or boys who lie to people about stupid shit have big problems. There are much better people to spend your time with. "Its nothing new" sounds like you do it all the time to.

Besides man this chick lying.. its nothing new.. many chicks do it very often just for attention...

Not as often as everyone thinks.

Ok. So there's this girl. We used to be really close, I used to go over her house all the time and play video games and watch movies. We hanged out with each other at lunch, and sometimes right after school.

Then, my assholeness broke loose. I confronted her about all these outrageous lies she was making to make herself look cool. The lies she was making up were so crazy and there were so many of them ( for example, her dad beats her, her dad does heroine, she used to be addicted to E/weed/alc, she had has her stomach pumped 3 times.... etc... none of these were obviously true).

When I told her she was obviously lying (I don't even remember how I said it, but it was in the most proper manner possible), she automatically blocked me on AIM and said she never wanted to speak to me again. That night on myspace she was making emo bullitens and what not. She was quit at school for about the next week and a half.

Two years later for some reason I wanna get back with her as friends (we were never going out). I just realized what I lost. Whenever we see eachother in the halls, we meet eyes, then look away.

Totse, help me out here, what could I do to get her back?
I was thinking about offering her 2ce for free (a research chemical drug-she doesn't mind drugs) and for her to do it with me. Simply asking her "Hey wanna do 2ce with me" is WAY to awkward. Any ideas/help? What ways should I present this to her? I have only one shot and I can't let it slip.

Please and Thanks.

You didn't lose anything, because she obviously wasn't a friend.

Not as often as everyone thinks.

Let me guess, you're female? Is this another one of those lies?