I have tried the old trick where u fuck her doggy and just try to slip it in, but she never wants to and says it would hurt.

How would I go about trying to? and is it really that good? possibly overrated?

Would you like some guy sticking his dick in your ass?

no but how can I get this girl to be curious about it? I heard some girls absolutely love it.

I have tried to slip it in

Ah. There's your problem. Don't try. Don't position it on her pooper before inserting.
1) Stay an inch or so away
2) Ram penis into her pooper
3a)Profit
3b)Loss of penis

In my experience, girls either want it or they don't, and if they do they'll tell you, and if they don't there's not much worth in trying.

And it's extremely overrated.

I just wanna try it because obviously it would be hella tight on my cock and its kinky too, but I can't force her to do it, would be nice to try it.

A tight vagina feels much better than an asshole. A tight vagina feels good inside. A tight asshole is just tight in one little spot.

Think of it this way: anal sex is like having a girl close her lips real hard against your wiener. Except instead of a tongue playing with your dick on the inside, it's shit playing with your dick on the inside. Human shit.

Shit is high on my list of things to try to avoid touching.

But if you must...
1. Ask nicely.
2. Remind her about that thing you did but really didn't want to do but did anyone because you two are just so in love. Guilt is more powerful than pain.
3. Get her really drunk.
4. Do it with someone else, because above girl is just one of those people who doesn't like things being crammed where they don't belong.

I want the anal because her pussy isnt that tight, basically I just wanna try something new. It dont give a shit, im not gonna be obsessed with it, just wanna try more positions.

my girlfriend absolutely loves it. That is untill I ripped her (long story). Hell she still wants anal but I wont do it agian because I don't want to hurt her agian.
1. Don't listen to anything yoyobek says
2. Use good lube preferably something water soluable.
3. Find an open minded chick, if you ask me every chick likes anal they just won't find out until they try.

Heard a story from a mate of mine about some slutty chick who, on her 21st birthday decided she wanted to take one up the Khyber.

So she and the guy she was fucking that week go about trying it out and she then decided that it would probably be a good idea to use something to make it easier, i.e. lube.

So they look around this flat and all they find is cooking oil.

They used it.

Olive oil can be suprisingly useful...

no but how can I get this girl to be curious about it? I heard some girls absolutely love it.

Since you helped me with my shit here it is....

Just tell her that she can have different kinds of orgasms and it can stimulate a lot of nerves that are just chillin in between her anal cavity and her pussy that are waiting to be stimulated. Get her to want to try it by using a "here's whats in it for you" type of mentality.

If it hurts too much then what you can do is stimulate her clit while you fuck her asshole.

I've had countless anal sessions with three or so girls, but my advice is..

1. If it's with your girlfriend, get her EXTREMELY horny, some girls will beg for a cock in any hole.

2. Smoke a nice gram of weed. I generally don't consider this taking advantage, as weed makes me more cautious and paranoid than normal. When I'm high though, sexual sensations are intensified, especially with step 1.

3. Flat out tell her you want to put it in her ass. Invest in a bottle in Astroglide, and have her/you rub her clit while slowly pushing inside.

4. It isn't really the sensation of fucking a girl in her ass that I love, it's more of a visual, mental thing, IE I'm fucking her in a place I shouldn't.

FYI...Girls hate it when a guy wants anal, then he loves it so much that its all he asks for.


All i can say is that its seriously overated. I know its a kinky fantasy and evey man wants to try it at LEAST once.






GIRLS! Let your man fuck your ass.......seriously, chances are he will enjoy it and drop the subject. OR there is a 70% chance he will ask for it on a nightly.


Good pooping!

no need for a condom though if she isn't on bc or doesn't have an STD. But as to the task at hand durring sex rub around there and stick a finger in or two. Then when she gets used to it swap holes. Worked on a girl i hooked up with for a few days even got her off fucking her in the ass.

Personally, I love it. My first time was anal. Just use lots of lube! Getting drunk does help. And do use the guilt thing previously mentioned. It will work, or she'll turn out to be a major prude.

Do her doggy style, then "accidentally" assfuck her.

Hows about you just ask her yeah?

I dont find anal sexy. its all about da pussy you get me

i dont want no shit on ma dik ya feel me

1. get her drunk
2. get her really horny with oral/normal sex but don't let her cum
3. slip fingers in really slow, try the "shocker" for a while
4. use lube, vasoline is good but silicone is better. both are better then ky which dries up.

Oh and the main thing is make sure she is relaxed cuz if she isn't then it's REALLY REALLy REALLY hard to get your dick in there and it will hurt her. Oh and before you start sticking fingers in there make sure your nails are cut short, that shit can hurt.

Oh and more important, have her take a shit like a half hour before you do it. Also just remember that if you wanna drive on the hershy highway, you can't be afraid of getting mud on your tires.

Honestly, anal doesn't sound all that fun to me. You might as well fuck a dude. It seems to take away the point in pussy.

amen bro.

If you like fucking a girl in the ass, then you would enjoy the feeling you get fucking a guy in the ass.


That's just sick.

to be honest, anal isnt all it's cracked up to be. it hurts the girl on the first time..(or atleast i heard from some friends) and she'll be tearing. you want that?

Its kinky and obviously it would be tight on my cock, who wouldnt want that?

Its kinky and obviously it would be tight on my cock, who wouldnt want that?

And the tearing's just a plus.

No, you idiot.

No, you idiot.

Indeed. Using that logic, you could say that if you like to insert your penis into a vagina, you want to screw your mum, grandma, sister, niece and daughter/s.

I heard this story from a girl at my school. Her friend and that friend's boyfriend were out camping. They were fucking. Then they decided to do anal, but couldn't find any lube.

They found mayonnaise.

A week later, doc found maggots in her asshole.

Say hey ho, let me stick my penor in your poop shoot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5mpda8VSKI



watch it

If I ever have to worry about getting shit on my penis, or take special precautions to prevent that from happening, something is very very fucking wrong.

Anal is bad.











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