...but I'm 18 this Saturday, and I'm having a good drink in my local, I was wondering if any of the UK mods in the area would be interested...Lots of people are going to be strangers to each other, so I'll have the pleasure of introducing everyone (you wont be that much of an outsider).

Just asking :)

Also I'll be at Alton Towers on the 8th (it's Adrenaline Week...Rides are open until 6:30 or something like that), and if anyone wants to say hello, that would be pretty cool aswell.

Location of pub: Link (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&q=ch66+3qt&ie=UTF8&ll=53.284024,-2.947093&spn=0.003509,0.007414&t=k&z=17&iwloc=addr&om=1) (Roughly center of the image).

I would really like to meet you but 1.I'm trying to stay sober after the incident a few weeks ago and 2.There is NO way this side of Arma-fucking-geddon that I'm crossing the border and going up there to fucking whippet-shagging-eskimo-geordie-land.

Sorry.

PS. COngrats on becoming an adult. Email me an address and I'll send a card/letter bomb :P

But you love Scousers! (I know...You don't :D )

Could be worse...I could be from Manchester...

*Sends e-mail*

It's my birthday today :(

I'm a few thousand miles too far away, but I'll raise my glass to you on Saturday night.

Kampai! :D

You start driving north and I'll start driving south; we can meet somewhere in Brazil.

When I move to England, sure :)

Such a shame that all the mods in the UK live far away from me :(

When I get a decent job and become rich and rich, one of the first things on my list of stuff to do after paying the rent is to get a nice car and then go around visiting UK Totseans. . For various reasons. Not all of them nice.
I will be forced to bring guinea pigs when I get to see you. I'll try to make it for your 19th. What's legal in the UK anyway?

Well its your fault for living in the barren northern wastelands. Move down to civilisation and leave the vowel twisting, whippet worrying, coronation street watching hordes.

GO SOUTH YOUNG MAN!

Happy Birthday to both sybil and rabbhimself.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do! ;)

Likewise. And the guinea pigs could be the guests of honour...Oh, and of course my nearest Games Workshop is right next to a bar/club :D

Well its your fault for living in the barren northern wastelands. Move down to civilisation and leave the vowel twisting, whippet worrying, coronation street watching hordes.

GO SOUTH YOUNG MAN!

South = Wales and a place containing cockneys.

Bad move.

Happy Birthday to both sybil and rabbhimself.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do! ;)

Thank you, and that means I'm ending up in jail right?

Seeing "honour", "colour" and "organised" spelled that way never stops being weird.

Noting wrong with spelling words in their intended manner :)

Why does "you shagging whore" come to mind... ~_^ Pics please!

stay bad
~stormy

Seeing "honour", "colour" and "organised" spelt that way never stops being weird.

Fixed.

Why does "you shagging whore" come to mind... ~_^ Pics please!

stay bad
~stormy

Pics? You pervert!

Anyway...Video plzkthx

Stormy, I believe we share the same birthday?

Pics? You pervert!

Anyway...Video plzkthx

Stormy, I believe we share the same birthday?
Mine is the 3rd of November? Same as elf and we are both from Sydney, OZ. :D

stay bad
~stormy

Mine's the 3rd too...Although I was born in the small town of Harrogate.

It's in Middle Earth.

Mine is the 3rd of November? Same as elf and we are both from Sydney, OZ. :D

stay bad
~stormyDude.. wait, what?

You're Australian?

I was not aware of that...

$hot++;

Rabb, *cough* card *cough* went in the post to you today.

and now the wife is bitching about the kippery smell from the plastique.

Wow, I'm worried :D

I'm going to make sure my mother is around when I open this card!

You gave your home address to jackketch?!?!

I know...I'm brave :p

But hell, I like the guy, and for that reason alone I'll trust him.

Brave or stupid, we'll never know.

Brave or stupid, we'll find out saturday.

Fixed :)

Fixed :)

Well can I have your skirts and that cute hat you wear then?

Ahh but Yoyo you forget, he lives up North.

Well can I have your skirts and that cute hat you wear then?

Hell no! *Mine*

And which hat did you have in mind...I have several?

And Jack, I spent 4 very early years of my life in Hammel and Osnabrück, so I'm not all that bad ;)

Just got the parcel...Couldn't help but open it.

Jack, thanks a bundle!

After reading the passage on the front, I made sure to check the contacts on the lid to make sure they weren't broken ;)

I promise not to drink it until tomorrow, and I'll be keeping the bottle, it's pretty cool :)

Once again, thank you.

EDIT: Just noticed it has a customer service phoneline on the back...Quite tempted to ring them up and explain the bottle has the word 'poison' wrote on it :p

Hell no! *Mine*

And which hat did you have in mind...I have several?

And Jack, I spent 4 very early years of my life in Hammel and Osnabrück, so I'm not all that bad ;)

True but unlike Yoyo you're not an amazingly intelligent, talented and pretty girl living in southern England. :P Which is where my tastes run.

Which is also of course why Yoyo isn't suicidal enough to give me her address.

Gald you liked the card and I'm amazed it got there so quick.

Why do you still insist on calling it a card? :p

And I'm intelligent...Quite talented, and if you give me an hour or two, I can be a pretty girl...As for southerner though...Don't be silly ;)

Cos 'card' is quicker to type than 'bottle of alcohol with randomness scrawled on it'?

And promises, promises. Pix or it didn't happen!

*is off to fix son's moped*

Fair enough, well here is a pic.

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/4036/picture86nd9.jpg

In case you can't read it, the text on the bottle is a passage from Alice in Wonderland:

"Alice had never forgotten that if you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison', it is almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later"

Happy 18th

- jackketch

cool but I meant pix of you in your latest Victoria's Secret, y'know? Maybe a nice skirt....

Mr Ketch!

You think I can be bought that easily? Nice try!

Now I want a gift...:(

Community <webmaster@totse.com> 00:01 (47 minutes ago)
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date 3 Nov 2007 00:01
subject Happy Birthday from Community

Hello rabbhimself,

We at Community would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

We at Community, eh?

Ah well, it's the thought that counts...You obviously don't think much of me eh? ;)

Oh and, happy birthday stormy!

We at Community, eh?

Ah well, it's the thought that counts...You obviously don't think much of me eh? ;)

Oh and, happy birthday stormy!
heh, many thanks... First one in after my mommy!

-_-; Even Xip hasn't said Happy Birthday yet! grr!

stay bad
~stormy