any suggestions??

Do like in the commercials, go rock climbing, then just blurt out "I have herpes! THERE IS NO CURE! BUT TREATMENT IS AVAILABLE! New Xanarophylnasonex! Only $199.99!"

Then just hug her from behind while smiling.

You dont...

Tell them early on so they don't hate you forever when magically one day they've got the herp.

Go to a doctor, get it treated, and TELL your love interest you've got it!
GOSH! HONESTY! IT'S SO REFRESHING!!

Don't tell them.

Then, when they come up to you in a few months and tell you "OMG, I got herpes? How?!?!", you call them a slut/whore, accuse them of sleeping around on you, blame them for possibly giving it to you, and then you can break up with them guilt free.

An alternative to the "you're a whore, bai" routine outlined above is to wait for them to tell you, and then act all super supportive about it, and then they'll think you're a good person.

Either way, you win. It's just which would you prefer as a prize, dropping a chick and making her cry, or getting bonus points for being supportive and continuing to tap that?

You let her find out from her doctor that you have herpes, and gave it to her.

Get some FUCKING GARDASIL!

QUICKLY! BEFORE HER CERVIX ROTS!

I say you listen to robinhoody.

You tell her a week after you impregnate her.

This thread is awfull. Full of such nasty shitty responses..Hopefully just jokes, but all the same.


In this situation, you would be literally evil if you chose to infect her.
Also, I think it's actually an offence to do that now. You could get fucked for willfully spreading the disease.

Say: "Hey look, before we get too serious, I don't want to lie to you, but I have herpes."

Then she will either not like it and leave, or stay. If she leaves, its your fault for having herpes!

Or follow robinhoody, she sounds like she has a good plan and upon reading the whole thing, it just might work...

But your fucked if it doesn't.

Tell the truth. She'll either respect you for telling the truth, or flounce off for some unknown reason.
And if she'd leave after you were honest and respectfull to her, well damn,that's not a bitch you'd want to be with anyway, is it?

Or follow robinhoody, she sounds like she has a good plan and upon reading the whole thing, it just might work...


..She?

Or follow robinhoody, she sounds like she has a good plan and upon reading the whole thing, it just might work...Robinhoody is a he, and he knows from experience that both courses of action work.

I think I'm just gonna tell her before anything gets to serious. Although I'm no very good on that whole delivery thing. I'm hoping it will just work out somehow...

I think I'm just gonna tell her before anything gets to serious. Although I'm no very good on that whole delivery thing. I'm hoping it will just work out somehow...Alright, if you're going to tell her, but are having problems with the delivery, I'll help you out.

Materials:
[√] Small box
[√] Tissue paper (optional)
[√] Wrapping paper
[√] Ribbon (optional)
[√] Scissors
[√] Tape
[√] Bottle of Valtrex

Tell me when you have those materials and I'll continue.

Robinhoody is a he,

You mean..all this time I've been hitting on a guy!!?

Eww! EWW!

Alright, if you're going to tell her, but are having problems with the delivery, I'll help you out.

Materials:
[√] Small box
[√] Tissue paper (optional)
[√] Wrapping paper
[√] Ribbon (optional)
[√] Scissors
[√] Tape
[√] Bottle of Valtrex

Tell me when you have those materials and I'll continue.

K, I have all of those but the Valtrex. Don't they just have Hallmark for this kind of thing?

K, I have all of those but the Valtrex. Don't they just have Hallmark for this kind of thing?

"Hey Peter, uh... you have a card for if you transferred V.D. to somebody?"
"Uh, lets see here... uh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D.""
"Huh? That's all you have is "accidental", huh? All right, I'll take it."



Why bother telling her unless you really feel that she's something special? If you're not serious, then she'll freak out and bail...and the next thing you know, she'll be spreading your buisness all over town and you'll never get laid again. Besides, the majority of women are bitches anyways. It's much better to have that ace in the hole for the breakup fight.

When a girl starts spewing things like 'You never satisifed me' 'I faked it every time.' 'I cheated on you with your brother.' 'I never loved you' 'blah blah blah', the typical response is always to call her a lying whore and walk away. Crude and ultimately ineffective. 'Yeah bitch? I gave you VD' is actually one of a very small handful of statements that actually save you grace.

Just tell her that you have a present for her but she won't get it for a couple weeks. Haha

You have 2 choices:

As soon as you cum in her pussy, scream out "I have herpes".

OR

Dont tell her, call her a whore and say she got it from someone else.

Old, but relevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chtdBDCnJnE