...so i have this girl that has put me in the "friend" category....and i've beed deeply lusting her...how do i make her wanna fuck me?



btw...i got an album coming out next month online...any tips on promotion online?
also, who is down on getting the word out abou new exiting music?

...how do i make her wanna fuck me?

Sorry chief, you can't.

...any tips on promotion online?

Nope.

who is down on getting the word out abou new exiting music?

Not me.

Sorry chief, you can't.

5char

you can't make her 'want' to fuck you. But you can make her fuck you unwillingly though. It's called rape.

Few date-rape drugs and alcohol is the way to go, or chloroform.


in all seriousness, try to butter her up, do some cheesy sweet things for her. Proceed from there on.

Fail.

Tell her you are inexperienced at sex and ask if she would kindly teach you.

Both get really drunk.

Find out what makes her horny as fuck and use it to your advantage!

There is probably absolute no chance of this happening when you are both sober.

Say "You know what feels really good?" and touch her vagina. It's worked before!

Pull down pants
????
Profit!

Uhm just ask her?

Really, it isn't that difficult and who knows, maybe she's been thinking about you the same way?

Treat her like any other girl you'd want to fuck?
1) Ask her out.
2) Seduce her.
3) Profit

ok, i try to get her drunk, while being honest with her, while beeing sweet, while touching her crotch...that should work.

I had a revalation about this last night. Now that I've absorbed it, I can't believe it wasn't obvious sooner, but there you go:

Whoever she's with now (or will be with next week, or whatever).... This time next year, they'll probably be broken up, not talking, nobody's happy.

But you'll still be friends.

And that matters.


Unless, of course, you aren't actually friends - if, say, you're just hanging out with her because you want to fuck her - in which case, just bring it up. What've you got to lose? You either get laid (I don't really imagine you will, but stranger things have happened) or you know that it's never going to happen.

But yeah, if you're really friends, leave it.

Whoever she's with now (or will be with next week, or whatever).... This time next year, they'll probably be broken up, not talking, nobody's happy.

But they'll have touched her naughty parts. :)

If you hang out with her because you want to fuck her, then you should totally just get her drunk and try to seduce her.

If you hang out with her because she is really your friend anyways, then don't even try to fuck her unless you are sure she feels the same way.

Really, I would advise you not to fuck her. Friends are important, there are plenty of girls that you can fuck one night and never talk to again. It's not worth losing a friend. If all you want is some pussy, then get some pussy from someone else.

Sex can ruin a friendship, especially if she has already put you in the "friend" category. Friends you can fuck are few and far between. I have only had one in my entire life that I had a lot of sex with but still always considered my friend.

this solved nothing.

If you're friends now, just do more things with her, more often. If the two of you have a good time alone, you'll continue doing so until it develops further. If you can't do that, then there's no reason to complicate yourselves and lose your friend because you want to fuck her (which by the way makes it sound like you've got a wonderful friendship growing there...).

In my experience, when you have a friend you're attracted to, and you develop a deeper relationship with them, you no longer just want to "fuck" them.
So just think about what's best for everyone here and let things happen.


Post-script:
Oh and for crappy bands looking for insta-promotion on the internet, spamming myspace seems to be the current standard still...

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c320/pengd0t/tars.jpg

Flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt

Thats all you can do

Brilliant!

Beat her over the head with a brick.

But they'll have touched her naughty parts. :)

Yeah, that's the minor downfall of the revelation. It's not really bothering me right now, though, oddly enough.

God, I need to get laid before my dick becomes vestigial.

3 step method to success, thats what id do!

Say a really tacky pick up line and when she laughs act like you were serious.

To contrast with what's been said, I know a lot of people that have been in groups of friends where everyone fucked everyone.

That's not your situation, though.

She could really just value your support and intimacy without wanting sex, and pushing it could jeapordize it. Really, it's been said, this isn't a good idea.

Story!

While i was in a bad place, I had a good friend who I always knew wanted to fuck me. She's said it, we would cuddle, she'd give me backrubs and vice versa. We were always really touchy, and I always went to her to bitch and she came to me for advice. One night, we were all at this party. I was with my ex, whom I had just found out was fucking someone else (hadn't yet found that it was my best friend), and i hadn't moved on so it hurt. We're all really fucking drunk at this point, like everyone is. Some people probably could have used a stomach pump, some kid poured melted wax everywhere. We got desperate and smoked a computer-paper joint.

But that's just the background. I asked my friend, no seduction involved, "Hey, you wanna fuck when we all go crash?" She said sure. We were staying in this house that was empty, so some of us had called beds. We fuck, it's ok, not great, not terrible, sex. In the morning, things are awkward. She takes me home. I go back to school pretty shortly, don't really talk to her.

Later, she accuses me of ignoring her. Over AIM, while I'm in class. As she signs off, she says she's 2 weeks late. Oh fuck moment for me. Turns out she's not, but since things have never been the same. We're barely friends.

Six months later, she told me she felt like I took advantage of her. It took that long to tell me. And god, it hurts.

Moral of the story: Don't fuck your good friends unless you really think something beautiful might develop out of it.

its gonna end horrible

if you make good music then play some of it for her and mack that hoe.

ok.... will see...i'll keep ya updated on my moves....me and her are actually fighting at this point...she was being very rude to me for no reason....

She probably thinks/heard you wanted to fuck her. Maybe she's reading this thread right now even!

AHAHA :D

She probably thinks/heard you wanted to fuck her. Maybe she's reading this thread right now even!

Hahhahahahaaa

you can't make her 'want' to fuck you. But you can make her fuck you unwillingly though. It's called rape.

Few date-rape drugs and alcohol is the way to go, or chloroform.


in all seriousness, try to butter her up, do some cheesy sweet things for her. Proceed from there on.



What's the deal with calling alcohol /GHB date "rape" drugs? It's not really rape if she doesn't fight back.

To which i received the reply... 'that's the worst pick up line ever! you just called me a booger, do you realise that?'

...the last time I ever took advice from totse.

We never got anywhere. I got depressed, left school... I made up some shit and tried to set of a chain of events worthy of suicide.

this cracked me up.. because i've done it

"I'm bored, wanna fuck?"

It's that easy if she's into you, too. What would she have to do to indicate that she wanted to fuck you?

The man I'm seeing right now is shy, so I need a lil' help.

I've been screwing my best friend for the past 4 years.
It can work, if the foundations are strong enough