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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-10-29, 02:12 |
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 Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Beatin' guts.
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#2
2007-10-29, 02:15 |
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Doin' Work
Yes stolen from Rob and Big but its hilarious to say cause people hear you say it then they ask what are you working on?
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#3
2007-10-29, 02:29 |
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Uhhh, I guess the horizontal monster mash.
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#4
2007-10-29, 06:49 |
Bean_Doodle 
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Fighting Crime
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#5
2007-10-29, 06:57 |
Rocko
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Fucking.
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#6
2007-10-29, 07:26 |
genericwittyusername
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
I can't think of anything.
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#7
2007-10-29, 07:28 |
AquaxMan
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
boinking. easily.
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#8
2007-10-29, 07:28 |
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Napier, New Zealand
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Going halves on making a baby
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#9
2007-10-29, 07:29 |
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Beatin' round the bush
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#10
2007-10-29, 10:30 |
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Coitus.
Getting Squelchy - Its like a hug...but damper.
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#11
2007-10-29, 12:45 |
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Celebrating Bob's Birthday
(see www.bobandtom.com )
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#12
2007-10-29, 12:59 |
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Anything accompanied by a hip thrust.
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#13
2007-10-29, 13:23 |
MRman
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
either bang or giggidy... yes i use giggidy as a word for sex... eg. so how was giggidy last night?
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#14
2007-10-29, 13:27 |
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Alexa > IRC Goon Squad
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Bumping uglies
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#15
2007-10-29, 21:10 |
Mogli of the Jungle
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Doing eettt!!!
(Pronounced like Fez from That 70's Show would)
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#16
2007-10-29, 21:18 |
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
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Originally Posted by NitrousMafia
Doin' Work
Yes stolen from Rob and Big but its hilarious to say cause people hear you say it then they ask what are you working on?
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awww... i thought me and my boyfriend made that up... :( |
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#17
2007-10-29, 21:22 |
Tommy Lund
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Bumping uglies
You stole this from Scrubs didn`t you?
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#18
2007-10-29, 21:23 |
Running Free
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Flossing the cat.
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#19
2007-10-29, 21:24 |
CarbonB
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
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Originally Posted by MRman
either bang or giggidy... yes i use giggidy as a word for sex... eg. so how was giggidy last night?
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Lame.
awww... i thought me and my boyfriend made that up... :(
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As for a favorite euphemism? Telling a bedtime story... |
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#20
2007-10-29, 21:24 |
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
You stole this from Scrubs didn`t you?
It pisses me the fuck off when all your posts have this gay little smily in them 
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#21
2007-10-29, 21:34 |
CarbonB
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
It pisses me the fuck off when all your posts have this gay little smily in them
Do Mormons piss you off too? |
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#22
2007-10-29, 21:38 |
Running Free
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Do Mormons piss you off too?
They piss me off.
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#23
2007-10-29, 21:39 |
CarbonB
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
They piss me off.
I got to say they piss me off too.
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#24
2007-10-29, 21:54 |
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Do Mormons piss you off too?
Not as much as they used to.
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#25
2007-10-29, 22:03 |
LazerViperMouth
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Engaging in sexual intercourse
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#26
2007-10-29, 23:31 |
TruthWielder
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
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#27
2007-10-29, 23:35 |
river_of_ash
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Well, TotSEans gave me, "suprise sex", which I use vehemently, in defense of my actions.
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#28
2007-10-30, 00:57 |
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There's a NEW Mexico?
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
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Originally Posted by TruthWielder
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
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+1
5char |
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#29
2007-10-31, 01:10 |
TruthWielder
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
+1
5char
thank you my good man
Bloodhound Gang has pulled off some original shit.
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#30
2007-10-31, 01:48 |
I Want Revenge
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
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Originally Posted by TruthWielder
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
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I salute you sir. I was thinking this but then I found you had said it. |
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#31
2007-10-31, 01:52 |
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East Bay, CA (Bay Area)
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
sex0rz
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#32
2007-10-31, 06:30 |
yoshimipirate
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
flying the kite around the motor boat
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#33
2007-10-31, 06:37 |
scarletfire
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
boinking and bootknocking are tied for me
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#34
2007-10-31, 07:12 |
zuperxtreme
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Hacer(iendo) el amor.
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#35
2007-10-31, 07:19 |
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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Re: Favorite Euphemism for engaging in sexual intercourse?
Hacer(iendo) el amor.
foyer, frijar, manejar
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