"I felt anger towards jackketch when he wanted to kill a dog that kept going to the toilet on his lawn." - Misfit

Misfit, you have as much mental ability as slug. Going to the TOILET????? seriously are you like 3?


I am sick and tired of people not fucking cursing.


Oh and whoever closes this can go into a corner and jerk off with Misfit. Make sure you use thermite lubrication.
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Also, I feel like I have found why many of us don't get laid.

We are too decent. Too good. Too much empathy. ABOVE ALL TOOOO FUCKING LAZY.

"We" doesn't mean me. We means a lot of others though.
I came to this revelation while reading a book about making people fall in love with you that is based on scientific research. This was not some NLP shit although it is effective. This was some new shit.


Make a long story short. The techniques in the book are in no way abnormal. It actually is very insightful and is a step bu step approach on how to make virtually almost anyone fall for you.


As I was reading I figured "that sure is alot of fucking work to do just to get laid, someone must be either very desperate or ruthlessly evil and bored to go through with all this." After reading a little further I came to the conclusion "wow love aint shit, its just science"

The night I finished it I went out with no liquor in me or drugs and used the techniques. Works like magic and we are all nothing but programable computers.

The END.

Moral: To the victor go the spoils and love is just a chemical.

*Sarcastically Slow Clapping*

I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Also, the "thermite lubricant" thing is stupid. The only uncomfortable part of it would be the fact that it's grainy, so not a lubricant. It wouldn't catch fire due to the friction, as I think you were insinuating, and give third degree burns. It takes a whole hell of a lot of heat-energy to set it off, plus the fact that it would be spread over a large surface instead of packed means that it would not probably be consistently spread and therefore even harder to ignite.

Ugh, why did I even say that, that was a waste of time.

In response to the topic of the title... If I could make anyone fall in love with me, I would make damn sure I wanted to spend the rest of my life with me and that they didn't have a stalker personality just in case I ended up not wanting to be in a relationship.

But there's also the obvious ethical ramifications of controlling another person's emotions...

Cupid was a pretty pervy angel, if you think about it. Was Cupid even an angel? I don't know.

Have a good day/night, everyone.

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wtf did you just say

whatever floats your boat man. love is one of the few concepts i find worth holding on to.

I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Also, the "thermite lubricant" thing is stupid. The only uncomfortable part of it would be the fact that it's grainy, so not a lubricant. It wouldn't catch fire due to the friction, as I think you were insinuating, and give third degree burns. It takes a whole hell of a lot of heat-energy to set it off, plus the fact that it would be spread over a large surface instead of packed means that it would not probably be consistently spread and therefore even harder to ignite.

You wouldn't.

I was not being realistic with that crack about the thermite. I was implying that they would fap so furiously and get so into jerking off that it would ignite.