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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2007-10-25, 11:48
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Default Atheists do not exist

To deny God as revealed by the collective experience of the human species amounts to denying every axiom, every bit of knowledge that mankind have accumulated over the course of hundreds of thousands of years. Wrangling with the Deity notion is almost as irrational as believing. Atheists merely call Him a different name, than do you Christians. God is God, in Christian mythology let the thoughtful mind recall. The creator uncreated! Call him Potestas, call him Deity, call him the Creator, call him the Sun Divine, it matters not: mere semantics which cannot confute the knowledge of scientific religion. The axiomatic laws that govern everything are scientific religion. The axiomatic laws that govern everything are divine.

God is the greatest White Race that can rise up and throw off the anti-American US government, which lives now in Israel but feeds off our backs.

Not even the Hebrews know this.
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Old 2007-10-25, 12:01
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Convince me that God does not exist.

You have five posts.

Good luck.
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Old 2007-10-25, 12:27
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god doesn't exist because you can't prove he exists.

and you can't prove he doesn't exist.

just like all the other things that don't exist...
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Old 2007-10-25, 12:29
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god doesn't exist because it is all make-believe, invented thousands of years ago.
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Old 2007-10-25, 12:30
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prayer doesn't work, god can't hear your thoughts. that's a proven fact.
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Old 2007-10-25, 12:31
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Default Re: Message To Atheist Scum

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Convince me that God does not exist.

You have five posts.

Good luck.

It appears we have a troll in our midst.
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Old 2007-10-25, 12:32
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there is no such thing as "life after death" when you die, you die, and your brain is eaten by worms.

there has never been any recorded message from beyond the grave.
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Old 2007-10-25, 12:32
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^ Troll.
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Old 2007-10-25, 12:34
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let's feed it, fatten the lil' bastad.
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Old 2007-10-25, 12:38
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Convenient. It is much easier to dismiss someone as a troll than to refute his arguments, isn't it?

Of course his is to be expected. Atheists are incapable of disproving theistic beliefs, and typically resort to childish name-calling.
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Old 2007-10-25, 12:42
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god doesn't exist because you can't prove he exists.
That is a retarded argument.

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Can you prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the world outside of subjective experience exists? No, you cannot.

You can you prove to me beyond a shadow of a doubt that you exist? No, you cannot.

If you denied the existence of God for the reason you just gave, you would deny everything else that exists.
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Old 2007-10-25, 14:10
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that's 1 out of my 4 points you ....attempted...to refute
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Old 2007-10-25, 14:18
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Default Re: Message To Atheist Scum

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Convince me that God does not exist.

You have five posts.

Good luck.
It appears the five post mark has been reached. You're not convinced. By your own words, this thread is now useless.

There are dozens of legitimate threads pertaining to the argument of God existing or not. Join a pre-existing argument, Brent.

Demanding that someone convinces you of something in five posts is quite troll-like.
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Old 2007-10-25, 14:23
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let's feed it, fatten the lil' bastad.

Let's not.
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Old 2007-10-25, 14:24
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Atheists are incapable of disproving theistic beliefs, and typically resort to childish name-calling.
You make a thread TITLED with childish name-calling. Who are you to throw stones?

It's easy to dismiss you as a troll when you exhibit troll-like behavior:

"convince me in five posts" Pssshh.

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Old 2007-10-25, 14:37
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It's kinda hard to disprove something you refuse to cite evidence for.
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Old 2007-10-25, 14:56
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God's existence is demonstrated by the entire world, including yourself.

Romans 1:20
"For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:"
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Old 2007-10-25, 17:33
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God's existence is demonstrated by the entire world, including yourself.

Romans 1:20
"For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:"
that book you quoted is made up by humans, fact.
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Old 2007-10-25, 17:35
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that book you quoted is made up by humans, fact.

No, duh! Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

It was inspired by God though.
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Old 2007-10-25, 17:35
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yeah so fuck off.
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Old 2007-10-25, 17:43
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I've always maintained that theists are often the real-life equivalent of trolls, making it difficult to tell when they're serious or just fucking with you online.
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Old 2007-10-25, 17:45
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There is no evidence that god exists. Being the idiot making the assertion, you have to prove to us that it's real.

Note: Picking passages out of a badly edited, thousands-year old book of what are clearly fairy tales doesn't prove fuck all.
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Old 2007-10-25, 17:45
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I've always maintained that theists are often the real-life equivalent of trolls, making it difficult to tell when they're serious or just fucking with you online.


because they are incapable of forming a rational conclusion based on facts. it's a mental illness.
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Old 2007-10-25, 17:49
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No, duh! Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

It was inspired by God though.

Inspired by scientific ignorance and superstition.
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Old 2007-10-25, 18:19
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Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Except when evidence is expected. Gotta love how the thumpers always leave that last bit off.
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Old 2007-10-25, 19:55
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Convince me that God does not exist.

You have five posts.

Good luck.
Not my job. It is your job as an assumed free thinking rational adult to figure that out.

It is not my job primarily b/c I have not made the original God assertion. The burden of proof lies on a theist. They assert a God exists. They have zero evidence to support this assertion. I merely point out that without evidence for something you have pure imagination.

If you believe in God without evidence you should also believe in anything anyone else has to say even if they do not have any, I repeat ANY evidence to back their claims.

Example:
I have an intangible invisible fire breathing dragon in my garage. I can see and interact with it but it seems nobody else can unless they TRULY believe.

Prove ME wrong.
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Old 2007-10-25, 20:00
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Convenient. It is much easier to dismiss someone as a troll than to refute his arguments, isn't it?

Of course his is to be expected. Atheists are incapable of disproving theistic beliefs, and typically resort to childish name-calling.
NOBODY can be responsible for disproving something that has not been proven.

In order to FUCKING DISPROVE something YOU HAVE TO PROVE IT FIRST!!!!!!!
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Old 2007-10-25, 20:01
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It is utterly retarded for a SUPPORTER of a belief to fall to the point of asking for someone to refute something non-falsifiable. It is like a believer in santa claus asking you to prove that santa claus doesn't exist. Can you disprove him? No. So you should believe in him? NO, THERE IS NO EVIDENCE FOR SUCH A BEING, JUST LIKE YOUR SUPPOSED GOD. THE BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU, SIR.
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Old 2007-10-25, 20:02
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Athiest have proof that god doesn't exist

Christians have no proof what so ever that he does.

Therefore the burden of evidence is on you brent.
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Old 2007-10-25, 20:11
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Convince me that God does not exist.

You have five posts.

Good luck.
Shut the fuck up.
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Old 2007-10-25, 20:12
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To deny God as revealed by the collective experience of the human species amounts to denying every axiom, every bit of knowledge that mankind have accumulated over the course of hundreds of thousands of years. Wrangling with the Deity notion is almost as irrational as believing. Atheists merely call Him a different name, than do you Christians. God is God, in Christian mythology let the thoughtful mind recall. The creator uncreated! Call him Potestas, call him Deity, call him the Creator, call him the Sun Divine, it matters not: mere semantics which cannot confute the knowledge of scientific religion. The axiomatic laws that govern everything are scientific religion. The axiomatic laws that govern everything are divine.

God is the greatest White Race that can rise up and throw off the anti-American US government, which lives now in Israel but feeds off our backs.

Not even the Hebrews know this.
Shut the fuck up.
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Old 2007-10-25, 20:14
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Athiest have proof that god doesn't exist
No, we don't. But we also don't have proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the fire breathing dragon in BrokeProphet's garage doesn't exist. As you said, the burden of proof is on the one making the incredible claim to provide the proof, not the skeptic.

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Old 2007-10-25, 20:17
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God communicates with me on a regular basis and he/she/it/them/whatever is as real to me as anything else.

And OP--knock it off with the "Scum" stuff. Pull that insulting ad hominem crapola in SotD and you might find yourself infracted.
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Old 2007-10-25, 20:19
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Convince me that God does not exist.

You have five posts.

Good luck.
If you're actually openminded and not just trolling, this might help:

WHY THERE ALMOST CERTAINLY IS NO GOD
By Richard Dawkins
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Old 2007-10-25, 20:42
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No, duh! Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

It was inspired by God though.

Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

O RLY?
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Old 2007-10-25, 21:04
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God communicates with me on a regular basis

It's called schizophrenia

What does "God" tell you?
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Old 2007-10-25, 21:14
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It's called schizophrenia

What does "God" tell you?

This.
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Old 2007-10-25, 22:31
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Just as I predicted: No one can refute my original post.
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Old 2007-10-25, 22:40
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Just as I predicted: No one can refute my original post.


what? that god is whatever brent wants it to be? god is everything? no god isn't everything, everything is everything.
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Old 2007-10-25, 22:43
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God communicates with me on a regular basis and he/she/it/them/whatever is as real to me as anything else.

And OP--knock it off with the "Scum" stuff. Pull that insulting ad hominem crapola in SotD and you might find yourself infracted.


yeah, but it's common knowledge that you're a basket case.
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Old 2007-10-26, 01:56
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what? that god is whatever brent wants it to be? god is everything? no god isn't everything, everything is everything.

But everything is God.Confused

The way I see it, provided He exists, even if God is all-encompassing, then there's really no point in worshiping him because he'd be in you as well, and why would he condemn himself?

OP, all you're proving is that God is a concept that delineates everything, which has no backing besides semantics.
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Old 2007-10-26, 03:13
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God communicates with me on a regular basis and he/she/it/them/whatever is as real to me as anything else.

Thor communicates with me on a regular basis, and is as real to me as anything else. He says "God" is a massive douche who owes him 50 bucks for the keg at Mount Olympus the other week.
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Old 2007-10-26, 04:35
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Just as I predicted: No one can refute my original post.


I can.

To deny God as revealed by the collective experience of the human species amounts to denying every axiom, every bit of knowledge that mankind have accumulated over the course of hundreds of thousands of years.

Prove it.

Wrangling with the Deity notion is almost as irrational as believing.

Prove it.

Atheists merely call Him a different name, than do you Christians.

Prove it.

God is God, in Christian mythology let the thoughtful mind recall. The creator uncreated! Call him Potestas, call him Deity, call him the Creator, call him the Sun Divine, it matters not: mere semantics which cannot confute the knowledge of scientific religion.

Prove it.

The axiomatic laws that govern everything are scientific religion. The axiomatic laws that govern everything are divine.

Prove it.

God is the greatest White Race that can rise up and throw off the anti-American US government, which lives now in Israel but feeds off our backs.

Prove it.

Not even the Hebrews know this.

Prove it.
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Old 2007-10-26, 04:37
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^pwnt.
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Old 2007-10-26, 05:01
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Thor communicates with me on a regular basis, and is as real to me as anything else. He says "God" is a massive douche who owes him 50 bucks for the keg at Mount Olympus the other week.

Ahura-Mazda communicates with me to tell you that Thor sucks.
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Old 2007-10-26, 06:31
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Ahura-Mazda communicates with me to tell you that Thor sucks.

Thor told me to tell you that he would have been your daddy, but the pig beat him to yo' momma's bed. Also, he just blew up your trailer with a thunderbolt.

Thor doesn't dick around.
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Old 2007-10-26, 06:34
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No doubt the idiot theist (is there any other kind?) will return with some "clever" crack about how you seem to keep repeating yourself.

Regardless, the point -that Socratic has easily pwned the idiot theist- stands.
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Old 2007-10-26, 13:22
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And OP--knock it off with the "Scum" stuff. Pull that insulting ad hominem crapola in SotD and you might find yourself infracted.

I was torn between infracting him and deleting the thread and leaving it up just to showcase him as a troll so as not to be taken too seriously in the future. Also, it says a lot for his "viewpoint" (and I use that term loosely) that he has to use the word "Scum" in order to pan for a discussion.

Judging by the shit he's posted elsewhere on Totse, our boy Brent seems to not have the capability of displaying anything resembling intelligence to his reading audience.
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Old 2007-10-29, 03:43
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trolling is what makes totse
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Old 2007-10-29, 19:41
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NOBODY can be responsible for disproving something that has not been proven.

In order to FUCKING DISPROVE something YOU HAVE TO PROVE IT FIRST!!!!!!!

Really?


But everything is God.Confused

The way I see it, provided He exists, even if God is all-encompassing, then there's really no point in worshiping him because he'd be in you as well, and why would he condemn himself?

OP, all you're proving is that God is a concept that delineates everything, which has no backing besides semantics.


Sometimes it's not about worshipping something because otherwise it will condemn you. Sometimes its enough to revere something because it is worth revering.
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Old 2007-10-29, 21:12
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Sometimes it's not about worshipping something because otherwise it will condemn you. Sometimes its enough to revere something because it is worth revering.

I revere the universe but that doesn't mean that it's God.
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Old 2007-10-29, 22:01
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Really?


My point is this: I can shit fresh edible strawberries when nobody is around.


Do you believe me?

Why should I have to prove it to you?

How can you prove my statement false when niether of us have evidence?

The burden of proof ALWAYS lies on the one making the assertion. PERIOD. Without this simple logical principle we would live in a world filled with irrational, unlogical, weak minded people who would believe in thousand year old folk tales from barbaric tribe peoples.

Oh right......
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Old 2007-10-30, 00:04
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OP: YOU ARE HEREBY THE DUMBEST MOTHER FUCKER THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN! Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you not know how to think? Does logic not exist in that tiny fucked up system you call a brain? It is people like you that give millions of people false hopes that "god will provide, so I should just sit on my ass, go here some dumb fucker talk about this mystical being that will make my life better even though I am to lazy and fucking stupid to do anything myself every sunday." You sit here and refuse to believe basic science, you refuse to believe basic logic, you are an idiot. A complete a total idiot.

If their is a god, I pray that he will send someone to take you out behind a shed a fucking shoot you. But, since this is reality, a real person will just have to do it insted.
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Old 2007-10-30, 01:08
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No, duh! Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

It was inspired by drugs though.

Fixed.
 


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