Any ideas?

Btw, I'm not trolling.

Tell her you want to fuck her? Fat chicks are generally more likely to not be offended by comments like that. Or, try to woo her. Either way, it's not hard. They're usually dying for attention of that nature.

No, she is pretty popular at work so I don't think that would be a problem.

Is she a sensuously attractive fat chick? Interestingly enough I've known quite a few of these, especially considering my asshole, judgmental housemates (male) have been attracted to them.

Treat her as you would any other attractive woman you want to bang. If most attractive women you want to bang don't respond to that style, you probably will want to try something new? Being slightly obese doesn't necessarily put them in an entirely new category.

Put your dick in a twinkee.

I went through a phase a few years back with fat chicks...Not bad at all as it goes.

I got no tips for you to get the chick as I just got them...I don't know why.

I do however have a tip for when you get there and finding the hole is nigh on impossible...

Roll her in flour and aim for the damp patch.

Fat chicks flock to me like im a midnight snack.

i cant imagine nailing a fat chick sober drunk or even if it was just me and her left on earth.

SORRY FAT GIRLS I STILL THINK YOUR EYES ARE PRETTY@!!!

Why is her being fat of relevance?
I mean, why the fuck did you have to put that bit of info into the post, when you had such little other content? It's as though you wanted to be flamed. Or, you're trolling.

Could you not have said "i want to fuck this chick I work with. help" ?

^ No cos shes fat. And you dont tend to fuck fat people without getting flamed IRL for it, and he was asking if it was worth it... or something.

Try shouting out across the office "Oy fat chick wanna fuck" She may at the very least sit on your face!

Knockin' boots at work could be hazardous to your employment and hers.

just be nice to her, and see where it goes.

Instead of critisizing my post why don't actually post something helpful? I mean you are a mod after all.

Please GTFO if you have nothing else to contribute.

Besides not everyone makes amazing posts like you do.

Meh fuck it, I'm just going to go and ask her if she wants to come over to my place and get drunk with me. Even if she doesn't I can always bribe her with some drugs.:D

Anyways thx for the advice.

THIS.

I thought I posted in this thread...

i find fat chicks try harder

srsly not that ived had many

Instead of critisizing my post why don't actually post something helpful? I mean you are a mod after all.

Please GTFO if you have nothing else to contribute.

Besides not everyone makes amazing posts like you do.

Actually Yoyo did post something helpful. Infact she's just given you the keys to the kingdom.

Once you understand it , you'll have wall to wall cunny if you want it or one deep meaningful real relationship if you prefer.

Actually Yoyo did post something helpful. Infact she's just given you the keys to the kingdom.

Once you understand it , you'll have wall to wall cunny if you want it or one deep meaningful real relationship if you prefer.

What Yoyo actually posted was three or four lines of critizism of a poster's thread making skills not advice.

If you're anything like me, you'll grow really tired with her quick. Then you'll ignore her for a while, and an awkward work situation will ensue.

What Yoyo actually posted was three or four lines of critizism of a poster's thread making skills not advice.

What she did was emphasis your problem.

You see son, don't matter if you live and stay sexually active til your 90...you'll always be fucking fat chicks.

Even if they look like Halle Berry.


Capish?

Ooh, the old Britard is trying his hand at sophistry I see...

What she did was emphasis your problem.

You see son, don't matter if you live and stay sexually active til your 90...you'll always be fucking fat chicks.

Even if they look like Halle Berry.


Capish?

What? What problem?



She could of at least posted some useful advice besides spewing out some useless thread making critisizismizismism.

Capish?

So what?

She could of at least posted some useful advice.

Capish?

She did. Maybe when you hit 14 you'll understand.

She did. Maybe when you hit 14 you'll understand.

Sorry Ketch I'm a little older then that. You might have better luck at the local playground if you're that desperate.

...and, again it wasn't advice, it was critisizm.

Sorry Ketch I'm a little older then that. You might have better luck at the local playground if you're that desperate.

...and, again it wasn't advice, it was critisizm.

Its getting really hard to hang around playgrounds these days :(

Especially since Maddie.

Its getting really hard to hang around playgrounds these days :(

Especially since Maddie.

Don't worry Ketch there's four year olds for sick fucks like you.

She did. Maybe when you hit 14 you'll understand.

You can't honestly say that intetionally approaching a woman purely for sexual relations involves the exact same process and actions for fit, beautiful women as it does fat women.

You can't honestly say that intetionally approaching a woman purely for sexual relations involves the exact same process and actions for fit, beautiful women as it does fat women.

Yes it does.

What does that 'fit, beautiful' woman see when she looks in the mirror?

And even if she truly doesn't think she's overweight then her breasts are uneven, too small, too large or her bum has too much cellulite.

Or maybe its her nose?

Yes it does.

What does that 'fit, beautiful' woman see when she looks in the mirror?

And even if she truly doesn't think she's overweight then her breasts are uneven, too small, too large or her bum has too much cellulite.

Or maybe its her nose?

People will always look on the mirror and find something wrong with themselves. It's called self-obession, and sadly most of todays youth (and some adults) are affected by it.

But that almost every straight guy she has ever met have treated her differently(in a positive way) than other girls just because she is beautiful has had no effect on what methods will be needed to separate a potential suitor from the hordes of others that have wanted to bed her?

Yeah of course pretty women get treated better because of natural attraction. That dosen't mean fat chicks can't get fucked either.

Bring her snacks.

Yeah of course pretty women get treated better because of natural attraction. That dosen't mean fat chicks can't get fucked either.

I wasn't saying that fat women can't get fucked. I was making that statement primarily towards jackketch, as his belief that there are no differences between approaching beautiful women and approaching fat women, is, quite frankly, absurd.

I wasn't saying that fat women can't get fucked. I was making that statement primarily towards jackketch, as his belief that there are no differences between approaching beautiful women and approaching fat women, is, quite frankly, absurd.

Oh. Yes it is quite absurd.