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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-10-24, 03:01
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kokolili 
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My Mother Killed My Cat
Ok, so, I reaally do not get along with my mother. We havent spoken in months, but last night I overheard her talking to my father about having sat on the cat.
And I haven't seen her since, which is unheard of.
I feel so furious, but my conscience is telling me to keep control; what should I do totse?
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#2
 2007-10-24, 03:26
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
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Originally Posted by kokolili
Ok, so, I reaally do not get along with my mother. We havent spoken in months, but last night I overheard her talking to my father about having sat on the cat.
And I haven't seen her since, which is unheard of.
I feel so furious, but my conscience is telling me to keep control; what should I do totse?
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L-O-fucking-L
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#3
 2007-10-24, 03:54
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
Stab her in the uterus.
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#4
 2007-10-24, 04:19
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
I hope this is not a troll...
But yeah...I don't like cats so you'll not get my sympathy I'm afraid. Furry little fuckers.
You could always ask her about it and take it from there.
Either slap her about a bit...Or rat her out to the appropriate animal welfare organisation.
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#5
 2007-10-24, 04:22
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Miroba 
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
did you find this on the web?
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#6
 2007-10-24, 04:37
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
your mother has to be one fat fuck to kill a cat.
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#7
 2007-10-24, 05:55
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
UHm you sure she said 'cat' and not 'pussy'.....?
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#8
 2007-10-24, 06:54
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
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Originally Posted by jackketch
UHm you sure she said 'cat' and not 'pussy'.....?
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Mother sits on and kills daughter's pussy...Sounds like some internet porno.
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#9
 2007-10-24, 08:16
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E-digger 
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
In soviet Russia cat sit on you! 
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#10
 2007-10-24, 09:09
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
Mother sits on and kills daughter's pussy...Sounds like some internet porno.
LOL. And since when has there been another kind of porno? I thought internet invented porno?
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#11
 2007-10-24, 11:34
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SnapShot 
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
LOL. And since when has there been another kind of porno? I thought internet invented porno?
Porno invented internet. Learn your history.
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#12
 2007-10-24, 17:22
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
Kill her.
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#13
 2007-10-24, 18:11
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
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Originally Posted by jackketch
UHm you sure she said 'cat' and not 'pussy'.....?
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waheeyyy
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#14
 2007-10-24, 19:05
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
Hand her a kitten, then break it's neck.
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#15
 2007-10-24, 19:44
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
Kill her.
This.
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#16
 2007-10-24, 21:15
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
dude this thread is so fuckin funny im stoneddd and the laugter meter is immense people. immenser than my very entity.
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#17
 2007-10-25, 22:05
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
LOL. And since when has there been another kind of porno? I thought internet invented porno?
Are you fucking serious?
Porn and porn-related things have been around forever. Maybe not recording themselves in ancient Greece, but since they've had cameras there's been porn etc.
Didn't someone find a really old silent black and white porno a while ago?
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#18
 2007-10-25, 22:11
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Theeeeeeeee internet is for porn...
dude this thread is so fuckin funny im stoneddd and the laugter meter is immense people. immenser than my very entity.
I pictured a really stoned guy saying that. Thank you.
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#19
 2007-10-26, 05:03
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
Porno invented internet. Learn your history.
...When were you born...?
Also, I agree with Yoyobek; kill the bitch.
(I love my cat more than anything, save my girlfriend.)
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#20
 2007-10-26, 05:57
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river_of_ash 
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
Are you fucking serious?
Porn and porn-related things have been around forever. Maybe not recording themselves in ancient Greece, but since they've had cameras there's been porn etc.
Didn't someone find a really old silent black and white porno a while ago?
LOL. *whoosh*
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#21
 2007-10-29, 02:13
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uio3q 
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Re: My Mother Killed My Cat
Tie your mother up and shit on her face.
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