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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-10-24, 03:01
kokolili kokolili is offline
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Default My Mother Killed My Cat

Ok, so, I reaally do not get along with my mother. We havent spoken in months, but last night I overheard her talking to my father about having sat on the cat.

And I haven't seen her since, which is unheard of.

I feel so furious, but my conscience is telling me to keep control; what should I do totse?
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Old 2007-10-24, 03:26
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Moving soon.. :p
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Originally Posted by kokolili
Ok, so, I reaally do not get along with my mother. We havent spoken in months, but last night I overheard her talking to my father about having sat on the cat.

And I haven't seen her since, which is unheard of.

I feel so furious, but my conscience is telling me to keep control; what should I do totse?


L-O-fucking-L
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Old 2007-10-24, 03:54
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Shangri-La
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Stab her in the uterus.
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Old 2007-10-24, 04:19
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East end
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I hope this is not a troll...

But yeah...I don't like cats so you'll not get my sympathy I'm afraid. Furry little fuckers.

You could always ask her about it and take it from there.

Either slap her about a bit...Or rat her out to the appropriate animal welfare organisation.
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Old 2007-10-24, 04:22
Miroba Miroba is offline
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did you find this on the web?
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Old 2007-10-24, 04:37
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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your mother has to be one fat fuck to kill a cat.
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Old 2007-10-24, 05:55
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dodging the rain and tractors
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UHm you sure she said 'cat' and not 'pussy'.....?
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Old 2007-10-24, 06:54
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East end
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UHm you sure she said 'cat' and not 'pussy'.....?


Mother sits on and kills daughter's pussy...Sounds like some internet porno.
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Old 2007-10-24, 08:16
E-digger E-digger is offline
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In soviet Russia cat sit on you!Mad
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Old 2007-10-24, 09:09
river_of_ash river_of_ash is offline
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Mother sits on and kills daughter's pussy...Sounds like some internet porno.

LOL. And since when has there been another kind of porno? I thought internet invented porno?
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Old 2007-10-24, 11:34
SnapShot SnapShot is offline
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LOL. And since when has there been another kind of porno? I thought internet invented porno?
Porno invented internet. Learn your history.
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Old 2007-10-24, 17:22
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Kill her.
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Old 2007-10-24, 18:11
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bangor northern ireland
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Originally Posted by jackketch
UHm you sure she said 'cat' and not 'pussy'.....?


waheeyyy
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Old 2007-10-24, 19:05
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Vulgaria
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Hand her a kitten, then break it's neck.
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Old 2007-10-24, 19:44
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edwardsville IL US
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Kill her.

This.
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Old 2007-10-24, 21:15
IronZeppelin IronZeppelin is offline
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dude this thread is so fuckin funny im stoneddd and the laugter meter is immense people. immenser than my very entity.
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Old 2007-10-25, 22:05
Duck In Fog Duck In Fog is offline
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LOL. And since when has there been another kind of porno? I thought internet invented porno?

Are you fucking serious?

Porn and porn-related things have been around forever. Maybe not recording themselves in ancient Greece, but since they've had cameras there's been porn etc.

Didn't someone find a really old silent black and white porno a while ago?
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Old 2007-10-25, 22:11
Flamethrowa Flamethrowa is offline
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Theeeeeeeee internet is for porn...


dude this thread is so fuckin funny im stoneddd and the laugter meter is immense people. immenser than my very entity.

I pictured a really stoned guy saying that. Thank you.
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Old 2007-10-26, 05:03
Dack9 Dack9 is offline
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Porno invented internet. Learn your history.

...When were you born...?

Also, I agree with Yoyobek; kill the bitch.

(I love my cat more than anything, save my girlfriend.)
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Old 2007-10-26, 05:57
river_of_ash river_of_ash is offline
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Are you fucking serious?

Porn and porn-related things have been around forever. Maybe not recording themselves in ancient Greece, but since they've had cameras there's been porn etc.

Didn't someone find a really old silent black and white porno a while ago?

LOL. *whoosh*
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Old 2007-10-29, 02:13
uio3q uio3q is offline
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Tie your mother up and shit on her face.
 
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