If you had an extremely large penis, what would you do with it? This question is for girls too.

I mean shenanigans mostly, and jokes.

i would be a porn star.

i would be a porn star.

God damn right. Or a high priced male prostitute? I mean, if it was big enough, you could probably be selective... And get some custom condoms or something.

I'd choke a girl to death with it

crush a tall can of beer

Beat donkeys to death with it after they wake up people I am about to rape.

LMAO

And unwrinkle peoples anuses!

Wadda ya mean 'if' ???!

Wadda ya mean 'if' ???!

I swear to god I was gonna say "inb4whaddayameanif" on my aunts grave.

Internet=predictable

This question is for girls too.

so does this mean you're assuming that girls can have large penises?

so does this mean you're assuming that girls can have large penises?

With proper surgery men can have vaginae, and people can get enlargement surgery. so i do not see why not.

I'd join the circus and lift weights/people with it.

I'd be a superhero and use it to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies, beat shit out of bad guys and as a battering ram to get into a place to rescue hostages...And I would not worry about gunfire because my invinsible penis would protect me.

I'd go to Paris and steal all the attention from the God damn fucking mimes and street actors I loathe so much. I would make my penis the main attraction...Hang garlic and cheese from it...The French love both and would immediately flock around me to gaze upon my Godlike phallus whilst throwing money into my hat and paying for the garlic and cheese from my Godlike phallus.

Or just have sex, piss or play with it when I'm bored.

Whatever.

I'd sit here, posting on totse. Like I do now.

Oh... Wait...

so does this mean you're assuming that girls can have large penises?

It's a woman's right. But they have to keep the foetus in a box.

It's a woman's right. But they have to keep the foetus in a box.

But only if they were once a man and their name is "Lauretta"

...woot for Life of Brian :D

how big are we talking?

i would shoot down low flying aircraft by fapping

I think it should be big enough to knock planes out of the sky just by getting a boner.

I think it should be big enough to knock planes out of the sky just by getting a boner.

MEGA BONER OF DEATH *evil music*

or maybe just this big
http://www.akrweb.com/joke/comics/treedick%20(1).jpg

I would open tuna cans for the elderly.

I'd find the smallest (legal) prostitute I could and pay her for anal but not show her what is about to get rammed up her arse...

I'd rent myself out as a forklift.

That is the main problem with the elderly type pussy, it smells like old tuna.

I would prefer to de-flower lesbians, with my super-dick.

you would be a role model for millions!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_the_Stripper

You're too late, it's already been done... (by the way, it was done with his penis, wikipedia lies)

you would be a role model for millions!

I am trying to liberate the world my son...Recognise me as your messiah.

I think it should be big enough to knock planes out of the sky just by getting a boner.

Wouldn't it suck if a propeller plane flew into your cock though?
As for me, I'd claim my penis was the messiah so everytime I went limp I can say "He shall come again."

Honestly? I'd go crazyyy. Every freaky girl I met I'd either get a boner in my pants or whip it out. I've whipped my own out only when I was sure something would happen and well.. I'd just start having little showings of it. "I got a big dick" Oh really? Yeah. WHIPS. Ya dig. Not even playing, you know the type of slut I'm talking about. My guess is several blow jobs on the toilet in gym class.

Id keep it in a jar

I plan to use its gravitational field to move the moon out of earths orbit, so that I alone control the tides. This is necessary to mitigate the considerable rise in sea level that occurs every time I jack off.

I'd find a group of nuns sitting at a table eating lunch or something, and just flop it on the table. Make the silverware jump and their drinks spill :D

i would try to create a ecosystem on it and create life that will evolve and worship me as their god, and when they kill each other i will laugh because they were fighting over my huge cock.