I get a company funded apartment in the CBD of another city this summer, with paid resturaunt tab downstairs. What are some essentials that I should have there all the time. Add to the list!!

I want to buy stuff, but nothing permanent or large preferably as I have to suitcase it back to my hometown after the summer. This thread is picking up, this could be applicable to ALL apartments...

I figure being in the centre of town wil be easy to pick up women and take them back home :)

The list so far;

*Condoms
*Cuffs (Fluffy)
*Average champagne
*Beer and girls drinks (Smirnoff etc)
*Cheese/Crackers
*Icecreams
*Furniture
*Food
*Vodka
*Hidden camera
*Chocolate
*Entertainment center
*Red light bulb
*Candles
*Silk cushions
*Wine
*Nice stash of pornos
*Beanbag

The apartment is fully furnished so no furniture will be required , food and spirits (~Hard liquor) are mandatory! Chocolate was something I didn't think of and a hidden camera is a great idea!

Drugs are a no no because I'm in an industry where we get tested on a regular basis.

For entertainment I have my lappy which is loaded with a bunch of cool music, I'm bringing some small PC speakers with me they should be fine!

Weeeed

furniture?

food...? you got to entertain your guest and sometimes feed them.

feeling adventurous? try unique shot glasses(glow in the dark, double shots), sex board games, lots of diff sex toys, like a vibrating ring ? various lubes that warm up or have various tastes.

- rufies
- coke
- vodka
- hidden camera

- hidden camera

Then post the videos on here so we all can watch

chocolate...and books to make you look smart or something...
anything to make you look somewhat sentimental but yet compeling enough to fuck

Weed/coke is a no no because I'm in an industry where we get tested on a regular basis.

Ok, then shrooms. Theyre out of your system in a few days

Is it stylishly furnished? 'Cuz I'd say go for that. Alternatively, exchange stylishly with sleezily.

And you can never have too many sex-toys.

ooh an entertainment center to lay down the mood

Dont forget your vibrator

Red lightbulbs cost about $3 a piece, and they can be put in just about any lamp fixture.

To the list, I'd say an arsenal of sex toys, libations, and a nice remote-operated sound/lighting system.

Don't forget the guns, either. You never know when some drunk angry boyfriend is going to show up looking for trouble.

Beanbags+pillows. Lots of them in the entertainment area: makes it casual and fun!

Weapons and books. A good bookcase (secret compartment leading to batcave optional) is a great asset to any bachelor pad, especially since you'll no longer look like a frat boy then.

Weapons everywhere also make you look mature, strong, and depending on the type of weapons, mysteriously sexy.

this.

and candles, silk cushions, wine, and a nice stash of pornos

Oxycodone and ecstasy. Neither are tested for in a 5-panel screen. Stock up.

Oh, and poppers. Lots of poppers.

Benzos and opiates if I remember right.

FURRY BLANKETS. Oh oh god furry blankets!!
Over everything. The sofas,the bed, the chairs,even the pillows should be furry!!


Where's the PS3 and TV though?

Benzos and opiates if I remember right.What?

My friend told me that someone tried to pick her up by saying "I have a PS3 and a plasma at home"

My friend told me that someone tried to pick her up by saying "I have a PS3 and a plasma at home"

Last season's finale of SNL had a skit, the Fringe Candidates Debate, where one of the participants was the NAMBLA candidate, named Ralph Budge (portrayed by the under-utilized Will Forte). His closing remark was something along the lines of "Hey kids, I've got an XBox at my house" or something like that.

Your anecdote reminded me of it.

Why would you need porno when that new thing called the computer just came out?

I'm definitely going to have to say, do NOT keep porn in your bachelor pad. Why would you need porn when you are supposed to have an apartment meant for women?

Not all women want to see your porn collection on the first date. Bean bags? Are you picking up 14 year olds?

All you need are places to sit, a place to eat, a place to play music, and a play to set drinks down. No drugs are necessary, definitely have an accessible bar area, or just a place where you can mix drinks. Also, practice making drinks.

It's nice to be able to have a girl tell you she wants an Amaretto sour, and you know what she means.

Weapons and books. A good bookcase (secret compartment leading to batcave mandatory) is a great asset to any bachelor pad, especially since you'll no longer look like a frat boy then.

Weapons everywhere also make you look mature, strong, and depending on the type of weapons, mysteriously sexy.

Fixed.

You people are all crazy.

Do you honestly thinka girl will be impressed when you lead her into your red, glowy sex dungeon, scattered with vibrating-dildo-cock-ring-thingies? And then you try and get her drunk? Are you serious?

Edit: And WEAPONS? Swords+Cock Rings+Alcohol will make any girl run away and probably call the police. You do not want your apartment to look like your roomates are Autin Powers and a samurai warrior.

HELLO!!?!? McFLY!?! Anyone home!? You do not speak for all women, and you certainly are not an authority on a bachelor pad when you don't think that cock rings + alcohol is a good combination.

I mean what the fuck is wrong with you? You think weapons are a bad idea? Have you ever seen Duece Bigalo? For fucks sake the male prostitute had tons of weapons on his walls. Plus, who the fuck was talking about vibrating dildos? Thinking of your Christmas list early this year?

HELLO!!?!? McFLY!?! Anyone home!? You do not speak for all women, and you certainly are not an authority on a bachelor pad when you don't think that cock rings + alcohol is a good combination.

I mean what the fuck is wrong with you? You think weapons are a bad idea? Have you ever seen Duece Bigalo? For fucks sake the male prostitute had tons of weapons on his walls. Plus, who the fuck was talking about vibrating dildos? Thinking of your Christmas list early this year?

I'm not sure on the Deuce Bigalo thing, but who the fuck doesn't want weapons?

If it's a bachelor pad (ie, no stupid 12 year old frat roomies) your weapons are for protecting you and your loved ones, not for screwing around. Which is what weapons are for anyway. Anyone who takes out weapons to show people (unless the person in question is also a gun nut) is stupid. I hate 18 year olds that try and show off their dads weapon drunk, blow off someone's head, and ruin weapons for the rest of us.

Also, in my house (with parents no less) I have a shitload of weapons. One near each doorway, and lots in my room. Not that I'm paranoid, but if I open the door and some guy puts a gun to my face, I'd like to know I have an option other than let myself get robbed.

And cock rings + alcohol is a great fucking idea. Maybe the cock rings won't be used often (or even at all), but it's nice to have. It's not like they have an expiry date.

Get some Dwrugs in there too...yes Dwrugs not Drugs

What?

I don't think Benzodiazepines or Opioids will show up on a 5 panel drug test. 5 panel drug tests detect cocaine, THC, PCP, opiates, and amphetamines.

I'm not sure on the Deuce Bigalo thing, but who the fuck doesn't want weapons?

If it's a bachelor pad (ie, no stupid 12 year old frat roomies) your weapons are for protecting you and your loved ones, not for screwing around. Which is what weapons are for anyway. Anyone who takes out weapons to show people (unless the person in question is also a gun nut) is stupid. I hate 18 year olds that try and show off their dads weapon drunk, blow off someone's head, and ruin weapons for the rest of us.

Also, in my house (with parents no less) I have a shitload of weapons. One near each doorway, and lots in my room. Not that I'm paranoid, but if I open the door and some guy puts a gun to my face, I'd like to know I have an option other than let myself get robbed.

And cock rings + alcohol is a great fucking idea. Maybe the cock rings won't be used often (or even at all), but it's nice to have. It's not like they have an expiry date.

Right fucking on!

I don't think Benzodiazepines or Opioids will show up on a 5 panel drug test. 5 panel drug tests detect cocaine, THC, PCP, opiates, and amphetamines.

You're correct on that.

I thought you were saying that the drugs I mentioned would show up as benzos and opes.

Stupid. You know nothing,foolish boy!

really seems like you're overdoing it. Is it really necessary to have an apartment exude "I intend to seduce you"? They aren't fucking your apartment so I'd work on yourself before you go and turn your apartment into a weird fuzzy dimly lighted sex dungeon.

We were going off the assumption that he can get girls back to his place. That means he doesn't need any more work done on himself if he can already get girls back to his place.

Well if we're going to rule drugs out you might as well forget the whole damn project.