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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-10-21, 18:40
yoshimipirate yoshimipirate is offline
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Default female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

By prior comparison, the girl I'm with right now is relatively tight. More often than not it's a semi-struggle to get in, and once in, it's flesh to flesh, super tight, super awesome.

But some days... not only is it not a challenge at all to get in, but also once in... there's like... this void... as if it's been widened. Is she fucking someone else, too? She doesn't use anything on herself as far as I know... and I know, so that's not it. Hmmm.
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Old 2007-10-21, 20:22
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

she's getting fucked by a big black dick when you're not around.
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Old 2007-10-21, 20:27
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

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Originally Posted by chickenpoop
she's getting fucked by a big black dick when you're not around.


Pretty much.

Fuck bitches.
 #4 
Old 2007-10-21, 20:41
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

She's probably just wetter/more turned on.




Due to her having just had a huge black man inside of her.

-F☺rd
 #5 
Old 2007-10-21, 20:55
missing_cipher missing_cipher is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
She's probably just wetter/more turned on.




Due to her having just had a huge black man inside of her.

-F☺rd


lol. This.
 #6 
Old 2007-10-21, 20:56
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

Pretty much.

Fuck bitches.

Silly. Mad :(



Chances are some day she's alot more aroused than others.
Also, if she was cheating on you with someone bigger, it'd take more time than it has for her to become a gaping holed slag.

If you discuss this with her, be very carefull. Generally saying the words "you" and "not so tight" and "loose" to a girl dont end happily.
 #7 
Old 2007-10-21, 21:31
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

If you discuss this with her, be very carefull. Generally saying the words "you" and "not so tight" and "loose" to a girl dont end happily.

Is it as big of an ego blow as "You're pretty big. Not as big as my ex though, he was huge!" ?

:(
 #8 
Old 2007-10-21, 21:58
stab stab is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

Same reason my dick is a different size every day. Random body mutations. Same reason my biceps are different every day.

And so are yours.
 #9 
Old 2007-10-22, 00:57
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

That oversized Dild* she bought makes up for when your not there*
 #10 
Old 2007-10-22, 02:42
Bilbo Bilbo is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

L.m.a.o.
 #11 
Old 2007-10-22, 04:30
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

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Originally Posted by chickenpoop
she's getting fucked by a big black dick when you're not around.


^ This.

Everyone who is NOT your gf, however, includes a fair number of people who undergo some interesting genital changes as hormones cycle. I have a friend who pretty much opens like a flower before her period, dumps blood everywhere, and closes back up again. Wierd. Nonetheless, due to adapting to the miracle of childbirth, there are a LOT more things down there that are hormonally controlled than anywhere else. Joints loosen and contract. Muscle changes tone. Connective tissues dissolve and reform.

...of course, YOUR problem is that your girlfriend is taking big black dick on the side. Once you slap that bitch up until she quits fakin' and shares that big black dick you crave so much, however - after you dump her, you might wanna check your NEXT girlfriend against the phase of the moon. It's kinda interesting how DAMN much changes.

...if your girlfriend's hit puberty, anyways. Next time, spend more time at a gay bar or somethning. 'cause apparently you, like every other straight boy, always have to learn this shit thirdhand through someone's fag-hag. Or pedo-hag. Or, shit... I think there was a dolphinsex thread around here. FOR FUCKS SAKE, DO YOU PEOPLE NOT COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR PARTNERS EVER???

</rant>

...next time, we'll discuss how anorexia fucks you up so you only mensturate once every six months for the rest of your life... or something.
 #12 
Old 2007-10-22, 05:53
yoshimipirate yoshimipirate is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

^ This.

Everyone who is NOT your gf, however, includes a fair number of people who undergo some interesting genital changes as hormones cycle. I have a friend who pretty much opens like a flower before her period, dumps blood everywhere, and closes back up again. Wierd. Nonetheless, due to adapting to the miracle of childbirth, there are a LOT more things down there that are hormonally controlled than anywhere else. Joints loosen and contract. Muscle changes tone. Connective tissues dissolve and reform.

...of course, YOUR problem is that your girlfriend is taking big black dick on the side. Once you slap that bitch up until she quits fakin' and shares that big black dick you crave so much, however - after you dump her, you might wanna check your NEXT girlfriend against the phase of the moon. It's kinda interesting how DAMN much changes.

...if your girlfriend's hit puberty, anyways. Next time, spend more time at a gay bar or somethning. 'cause apparently you, like every other straight boy, always have to learn this shit thirdhand through someone's fag-hag. Or pedo-hag. Or, shit... I think there was a dolphinsex thread around here. FOR FUCKS SAKE, DO YOU PEOPLE NOT COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR PARTNERS EVER???

</rant>

...next time, we'll discuss how anorexia fucks you up so you only mensturate once every six months for the rest of your life... or something.

hahahahah. dolphin sex. +1
 #13 
Old 2007-10-22, 07:38
Killmikey9 Killmikey9 is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

shes cheating. dur.
 #14 
Old 2007-10-22, 09:14
Deyor Deyor is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

I agree with the OP, but im pretty sure my GF's cheating on me, meh
 #15 
Old 2007-10-22, 12:57
mouliani mouliani is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

just put it in her cheating ass, i bet that dosent get looser daily
 #16 
Old 2007-10-22, 14:08
yoshimipirate yoshimipirate is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

i'll bet it does. that slut.
 #17 
Old 2007-10-22, 14:46
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

God you guys are twats.

"OMG MY GIRLFRIEND MAKES MY PENIS LOOK INSIGNIFICANT! She's obviously cheating!!!"



..Grow up?
 #18 
Old 2007-10-22, 14:56
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

^ This.

Everyone who is NOT your gf, however, includes a fair number of people who undergo some interesting genital changes as hormones cycle. I have a friend who pretty much opens like a flower before her period, dumps blood everywhere, and closes back up again. Wierd. Nonetheless, due to adapting to the miracle of childbirth, there are a LOT more things down there that are hormonally controlled than anywhere else. Joints loosen and contract. Muscle changes tone. Connective tissues dissolve and reform.

...of course, YOUR problem is that your girlfriend is taking big black dick on the side. Once you slap that bitch up until she quits fakin' and shares that big black dick you crave so much, however - after you dump her, you might wanna check your NEXT girlfriend against the phase of the moon. It's kinda interesting how DAMN much changes.

...if your girlfriend's hit puberty, anyways. Next time, spend more time at a gay bar or somethning. 'cause apparently you, like every other straight boy, always have to learn this shit thirdhand through someone's fag-hag. Or pedo-hag. Or, shit... I think there was a dolphinsex thread around here. FOR FUCKS SAKE, DO YOU PEOPLE NOT COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR PARTNERS EVER???

</rant>

...next time, we'll discuss how anorexia fucks you up so you only mensturate once every six months for the rest of your life... or something.

You're a moron. First you talk about a "friend", which I'm guessing is a local 10 year old girl you kidnapped, but then accuse the OP of wanting the black dick himself?

What a dip shit.

God you guys are twats.

"OMG MY GIRLFRIEND MAKES MY PENIS LOOK INSIGNIFICANT! She's obviously cheating!!!"



..Grow up?

How can you tell others to grow up when you're the most insecure and immature bitch on here?
 #19 
Old 2007-10-22, 15:07
senorfrog senorfrog is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

Don't worry about it. In the words of nike "just do it"
 #20 
Old 2007-10-22, 16:46
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek
God you guys are twats.

"OMG MY GIRLFRIEND MAKES MY PENIS LOOK INSIGNIFICANT! She's obviously cheating!!!"



..Grow up?


You have some issues.
 #21 
Old 2007-10-22, 17:52
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

So...you're saying that your girlfriend doesn't 'say when'?
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Old 2007-10-23, 00:30
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

You're a moron. First you talk about a "friend", which I'm guessing is a local 10 year old girl you kidnapped, but then accuse the OP of wanting the black dick himself?

What a dip shit.

Pssh. Like the kidnapped gradeschoolers in my basement have hit puberty yet. WTF were you thinking? Sheesh...
 #23 
Old 2007-10-23, 00:32
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

Pssh. Like the kidnapped gradeschoolers in my basement have hit puberty yet. WTF were you thinking? Sheesh...

I'm sure it's the hormones you feed them mixed with creme that causes them to start menstruating at 10 years old. What was I thinking?

How much of a piece of shit you are and how I would enjoy seeing a wolf eat your heart out.
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Old 2007-10-23, 01:12
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

I'm sure it's the hormones you feed them mixed with creme that causes them to start menstruating at 10 years old. What was I thinking?

NORLY, what makes you think I date wymmynz that old? Have you been eating the paint chips again???

How much of a piece of shit you are and how I would enjoy seeing a wolf eat your heart out.

~shrug~ Maybe... but I'm a perfectly happy piece of shit, while your entire life revolves around being catastrophically butthurt that not everyone on the internet is exactly like you.

No one can hate you, because pity is just too damn easy.
 #25 
Old 2007-10-23, 07:56
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D!cks are for my friends
Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

Level of arousal will also cause fluctuations in vaginal size.

If she were cheating on you, she would have had to had sex with someone A LOT bigger (not likely) and close to the time before you two had sex (not likely - - UNLESS she is s slut).
 #26 
Old 2007-10-23, 20:04
tenguy tenguy is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

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Originally Posted by almightyares
Level of arousal will also cause fluctuations in vaginal size.

If she were cheating on you, she would have had to had sex with someone A LOT bigger (not likely) and close to the time before you two had sex (not likely - - UNLESS she is s slut).



- - UNLESS she is s slut)


(Most likely)
 #27 
Old 2007-10-23, 20:54
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D!cks are for my friends
Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

- - UNLESS she is s slut)


(Most likely)

Very true. This is always a possibility.
 #28 
Old 2007-10-23, 21:00
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

NORLY, what makes you think I date wymmynz that old? Have you been eating the paint chips again???

Going off the assumption you fuck anything between 1 month and 12 years old. Paint chips? More like in my absence has your dick turned into a pussy with an overly hyper bitch siren?



~shrug~ Maybe... but I'm a perfectly happy piece of shit, while your entire life revolves around being catastrophically butthurt that not everyone on the internet is exactly like you.

No one can hate you, because pity is just too damn easy.

OUCH! Mommy, the man with candy in his pocket said that he's happy and I'm not! What ever will I do? Oh, that's right, the pedophile is pitying me...I see the joke now...
 #29 
Old 2007-10-23, 21:54
COBHC COBHC is offline
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Default Re: female anatomy: why is she loose on some days?

Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek
God you guys are twats.

"OMG MY GIRLFRIEND MAKES MY PENIS LOOK INSIGNIFICANT! She's obviously cheating!!!"



..Grow up?


Are you honestly THAT fucking retarded? He's asking why his girlfriend is more loose some days than others, he didn't mention the size of his penis at all. Just because he has a suspicion that his girlfriend might be cheating doesn't mean he's insecure about his dick you feminazi piece of crap, get a life and stop bashing every guy that says a women has done something wrong, no human is perfect and that includes men and women so just keep your fucking mouth shut next time, i'm sure it'd be appreciated by most of the forum.
 
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