I'm 18 and never been kissed. I am afraid of kissing. How do I do it???

Are you kidding.
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-kiss-someone-passionately

Sitting on totse isn't gonna help you

Kissing sucks ass. It's like having a big warm worm swishing around in your mouth. Lamest, most overrated thing ever.

Go to a party where everyone is drunk. Tell some chick you are drunk, but dont actually get drunk. Try to make out with the chick. Once you start just say something like "Im sorry if I'm doing this bad, I suck at kissing when Im drunk" or something along those lines. Once you start though you will find that it really isnt that hard. I learned how to do it just by watching videos of people making out, and when I made out with a chick for the first time she said that I was a good kisser.

when I made out with a chick for the first time she said that I was a good kisser.

You weren't a good kisser, she just liked you.

You weren't a good kisser, she just liked you.

Wow, totse it's losing its edge on insults.

skip kissing, go to bjs

Yeah right, kissing is one of the funnest thing you can do with a girl.

Wow, totse it's losing its edge on insults.
Not if I can help it!
You weren't a good kisser. You sucked ass. She just wanted to rape you and steal you wallet.
Fixed! :)

On a more useful note, it's just first time nerves. Not a huge deal. After your first time, it all just sort of comes naturally. Given a couple of tries, you should be as confident as anyone.

You need to shut the fuck up right now.

Be confident and you'll be kissing girls all over the place.

It's really not that difficult mate.

dude i have the same problem... sort of, i'm 15 and have kissed 3 guys... but i'm still INCREDIBLY self conscious about being bad... i guess its easier if they kiss you because you just kiss back and sort of follow them if you know what i mean... its kinda gay that you're a guy coz you're expected to make the first move and all...

Just go for it.
If you like the girl and she likes you at least a little bit she probably won't mind.

The best way to learn is from just doing it, not from video's.
Although they do help

Its seriously one of those things thats like

"what the fuck? thats all there is to it?"

once you do it.

Just dont shove your tounge down her throat and dont stiff it up. Everything else comes naturally.

Your a girl, you go on totse, you live in my state and your the same age as me. CAN WE GET MARRIED!!

Your a girl, you go on totse, you live in my state and your the same age as me. CAN WE GET MARRIED!!

aw shucks, of course *blushes* although you'd probably take that back if you saw me... where abouts are you from? aim/msn?

Arent you the kid who made a website about girls at your school?

On a more serious note, dont take advice from that guy up above, he/she clearly thought about it
too much.
Just go for it. Open your mouth, dont do anything at first and then do what she does.

Voila, problem solved.


You dont even have to get her drunk and prey on her like a scared idiot.

Ding ding ding ding ding!

Plus if they don't like it.. you're drunk, remember ;) Apologies in the morning, or if its one of those lame ass jewgan parties, just simply never see them again.

Oh and bitch, kissing is awesome.

HAHA i beat you!!! Im 19 and still not kissed or hugged, yes. it's true.

You need to shut the fuck up right now.

Owned lol

shut the fuck up!

Come on man, even I've hugged a girl.

Come on man, even I've hugged a girl.

This.

aw shucks, of course *blushes* although you'd probably take that back if you saw me... where abouts are you from? aim/msn?

Come to my house we will get engaged.

You weren't a good kisser, she just lied to you like the stupid cunt you are.

There. That's a bit better.

But kissing is awesome.

That's all the input I'm providing, at any rate.