http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

with such golden quotes as:
"... If I do seize you . . . you shall be so stretched that you will think your anus never had any wrinkles."

"Priapus decimated the donkey by fatally bludgeoning it with his gargantuan phallus."

and

"they come across a youth who is exposed and found to be very well endowed. As a result the townspeople (including women) hold him in reverence and literally trip over each other to touch his phallus for good luck."


and if anyone wants to bitch about it being here, he has a GIANT COCK so yes it belongs here

Wow that is very stupid.
But i guess it shall belong here.

his statue was used as a scarecrow and his erect penis was thought to frighten thieves. Epigrams collected in Priapeia (treated below) show Priapus using sodomy as a threat toward transgressors of the boundaries he protected like a herm:

"No tresspassing or you'll be raped violently."
Now this is what I call a warning.

So you posting this about Priapus created this long long wikipedia searching session where i read about him, aphrodite, ares, zeus, hercules, then hercules the tv show, then xena the tv show, and then pages of several characters from these tv shows.

It was weird....and I just couldn't stop myself

Haha shit like that happens to me too.

On another note, the medical condition when a dudes dick wont go limp is named after Priapus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

Priaprism is a sign of ischemia.

If you have an erection for over 3 hours, doctor...chop chop...or you may need to get some other chop chop.

Priapus' large penis ensured that no woman wanted to sleep with him

So that must be my problem then...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Priapus_Fresco.jpg

Awesome. It's being held up by a fucking crane.

BAHAHAHAHAHA. Quote of my day.

happens to me all the time. i'll be reading about some random shit, then see a link for something else slightly related to that, so on and so forth.

and his dick isn't held up by a crane, he's comparing the weight of it to that of a bag of gold

He fucked guys up the ass. For fun.

Fag.

A cockslap from that would knock your ass across the room.