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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-10-20, 23:32
LazerViperMouth LazerViperMouth is offline
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Default Need advice (Girl troubles)

Alright so there's this one girl right?
I like her and she's pretty cool.
I knew her before but just started talking to her like two weeks ago.
Well so after school one day I was with her and one of my friends and two of hers.
One of her friends starts telling me I should ask her out so I did and then the next day she told me it was funner when we were just messing around and that everybody was kinda pressuring her into saying yes.
So I just went somewhere else after that.
So I went to my schools football game (same day) and she was there with her friends and I talked to her for a bit and left and talked to other people and I'd keep seeing her every now and then and she'd come up and hug me from behind or tell me she's cold and shit like that.

And so I'm all fucking confused, so should I just forget it or just keep messing around with her?
Oh and sorry S&A no pics :[
 #2 
Old 2007-10-20, 23:43
doornob_lightbulb doornob_lightbulb is offline
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Default Re: Need advice (Girl troubles)

Anal sex is imminent. Resistance is futile.
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Old 2007-10-20, 23:48
LazerViperMouth LazerViperMouth is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by doornob_lightbulb
Anal sex is imminent. Resistance is futile.


Yes, master.
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Old 2007-10-20, 23:55
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by doornob_lightbulb
Anal sex is imminent. Resistance is futile.


This.^100000
 #5 
Old 2007-10-21, 01:38
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Default Re: Need advice (Girl troubles)

Almost every young lass has stumbled across troubles like these at one time or another. Girls are very befuddling creatures.

But theres one golden piece of advice that applies to every single situation. And solves every single girl related problem. It's inherent knowledge that every man is born with, and lurks in the back of his mind. And every troubling situation he gets himself into is because, and -only- because he chooses to ignore this fundamental truth.

Fuck bitches.

Thats it. Plain and simple. And I don't even mean it in the literal sense. I mean to hell with the whole bloody lot. They're not worth the time or the effort.
 #6 
Old 2007-10-21, 02:32
Bestechung Bestechung is offline
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It sounds like she is playing with you. Idk it up to you if you want to have fun and screw around with her and who knows you might get some. Or if you want a relationship go with someone who wants a boyfriend if you want to stay with this girl be prepared for a lot of drama. Good luck.
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Old 2007-10-21, 05:36
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Originally Posted by SilentMind
Almost every young lass has stumbled across troubles like these at one time or another. Girls are very befuddling creatures.

But theres one golden piece of advice that applies to every single situation. And solves every single girl related problem. It's inherent knowledge that every man is born with, and lurks in the back of his mind. And every troubling situation he gets himself into is because, and -only- because he chooses to ignore this fundamental truth.

Fuck bitches.

Thats it. Plain and simple. And I don't even mean it in the literal sense. I mean to hell with the whole bloody lot. They're not worth the time or the effort.



i agree theyll fuck you over...
 #8 
Old 2007-10-21, 05:50
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Valhalla
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Post.

What happened to your fiancee man?
 #9 
Old 2007-10-21, 07:59
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Attention whore...Simple as.

She wants to make you think you have a chance...So she can say no and feel ultra attractive.
 #10 
Old 2007-10-21, 12:16
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What happened to your fiancee man?

She turned out to be jewish :\
 #11 
Old 2007-10-21, 15:38
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Valhalla
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She turned out to be jewish :\

*is confused, and oddly aroused*
 #12 
Old 2007-10-21, 20:33
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*is confused, and oddly aroused*

She never wants to do anything, or go anywhere. She just wants to stay in, and on a good day, we would cuddle and watch a movie. No sex, mind you. On a bad day, she'd pretty much ignore me completely and screw around on her laptop until we crawled into our separate sides of the bed.

It was always her movies too. Always. A couple days ago, i brought over one of my favorite movies that I wanted to share with her. And three times I tried to get her to watch it, and three times she'd either go to sleep, or busy herself with something else while I watched it.

Finally I took her laptop away and started yelling at her until she came into the room, and I put the movie on and she kept going on and on about how she didnt feel safe around me because I yelled, and that I needed to leave right away. (It is her apartment...we don't live together.) But I told her I wasn't leaving until we watched the movie. So she went outside, and I figured she was cooling off.

10 minutes later, the broward county sheriffs office is pounding on the door. Not just one patrol unit to escort me off the premises or anything that simple. They sent three sheriffs and by the time I came out of the bedroom, two of them were drawn on me.

Fuck bitches.
 #13 
Old 2007-10-21, 21:01
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She never wants to do anything, or go anywhere. She just wants to stay in, and on a good day, we would cuddle and watch a movie. No sex, mind you. On a bad day, she'd pretty much ignore me completely and screw around on her laptop until we crawled into our separate sides of the bed.

It was always her movies too. Always. A couple days ago, i brought over one of my favorite movies that I wanted to share with her. And three times I tried to get her to watch it, and three times she'd either go to sleep, or busy herself with something else while I watched it.

Finally I took her laptop away and started yelling at her until she came into the room, and I put the movie on and she kept going on and on about how she didnt feel safe around me because I yelled, and that I needed to leave right away. (It is her apartment...we don't live together.) But I told her I wasn't leaving until we watched the movie. So she went outside, and I figured she was cooling off.

10 minutes later, the broward county sheriffs office is pounding on the door. Not just one patrol unit to escort me off the premises or anything that simple. They sent three sheriffs and by the time I came out of the bedroom, two of them were drawn on me.

Fuck bitches.

What a bitch!


Holy crap, I'm sorry.

-F☺rd
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Old 2007-10-21, 21:29
stab stab is offline
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Okay, SilentMind.

I don't mind you mate, but...

This fucking thread isn't about you.

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LazerViperMouth, the whole asking a girl out thing is pointless in the first place. If you like a girl, you don't have to ask. Well, let me rephrase that. You don't have to ask her to go out with you. If you think about it, it's ridiculous. I mean... where exactly are you going?

She's obviously attracted to you, and you're attracted to her. Her friend told you to ask her out probably because this girl has talked about you to her friends, or her friends have noticed the chemistry, and this particular one wanted to help.

Backfired, but it's a good sign. This girl does like you, and you don't need to worry about anything. Just let everything happen, and relax, because you're in control.
 #15 
Old 2007-10-21, 21:57
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Sounds like high school playground games if you ask me.
 #16 
Old 2007-10-21, 23:21
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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Okay, SilentMind.

I don't mind you mate, but...

This fucking thread isn't about you.

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He was asked, and he answered. Whats your problem?
 #17 
Old 2007-10-22, 01:25
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Default Re: Need advice (Girl troubles)

He was asked, and he answered. Whats your problem?

No, he's right. I didn't mean to hijack the thread or anything. I just didnt feel up to starting a new one for that. And I was asked.
 #18 
Old 2007-10-22, 20:00
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LazerViperMouth
Alright so there's this one girl right?
I like her and she's pretty cool.
I knew her before but just started talking to her like two weeks ago.
Well so after school one day I was with her and one of my friends and two of hers.
One of her friends starts telling me I should ask her out so I did and then the next day she told me it was funner when we were just messing around and that everybody was kinda pressuring her into saying yes.
So I just went somewhere else after that.
So I went to my schools football game (same day) and she was there with her friends and I talked to her for a bit and left and talked to other people and I'd keep seeing her every now and then and she'd come up and hug me from behind or tell me she's cold and shit like that.

And so I'm all fucking confused, so should I just forget it or just keep messing around with her?
Oh and sorry S&A no pics :[


I would cold shoulder her ass and start talking to other girls. What do you want? Do you just want to mess around, or do you want a girlfriend?

If you want a girlfriend, cold shoulder her and talk to other girls, if you just want some bitch to mess around with...well then you know the rest.

He was asked, and he answered. Whats your problem?

Lol, I was thinking the same shit.

No, he's right. I didn't mean to hijack the thread or anything. I just didnt feel up to starting a new one for that. And I was asked.

Why are you backing down? The guy even took the time to bold the text. Grow some nuts and tell him to shut the fuck up!
 #19 
Old 2007-10-23, 01:53
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Valhalla
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No, he's right. I didn't mean to hijack the thread or anything. I just didnt feel up to starting a new one for that. And I was asked.

I'm going with CarbonB on this one, the guy can go fuck himself if he feels the integrity of the thread is ruined or whatever..

Sorry to hear about that man. I hate those types of people, and I know them all too well. That's why I'm always out doing stuff, since I figure I'll meet a nice girl somewhere fun (scuba diving, skydiving, etc). Yes, she may be crazy, but at least she'll be exciting and not sleep all day. Fuck her, seriously man, just be thankful you got out of that crazy relationship.

By the way though, what movie was it?
 #20 
Old 2007-10-23, 08:29
stab stab is offline
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My main point was that a rant about how girls are shit and everything about them is not going to be beneficial. My comment about this thread not being about him was after his posts became about him, because that's when I entered the conversation. Arguably, his original post was about himself.

Yet this discussion here is even less about the original poster's questions. A strange world we live in.

Also, shut the fuck up CarbonB.
 #21 
Old 2007-10-23, 22:29
thrillhouse123 thrillhouse123 is offline
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She never wants to do anything, or go anywhere. She just wants to stay in, and on a good day, we would cuddle and watch a movie. No sex, mind you. On a bad day, she'd pretty much ignore me completely and screw around on her laptop until we crawled into our separate sides of the bed.

It was always her movies too. Always. A couple days ago, i brought over one of my favorite movies that I wanted to share with her. And three times I tried to get her to watch it, and three times she'd either go to sleep, or busy herself with something else while I watched it.

Finally I took her laptop away and started yelling at her until she came into the room, and I put the movie on and she kept going on and on about how she didnt feel safe around me because I yelled, and that I needed to leave right away. (It is her apartment...we don't live together.) But I told her I wasn't leaving until we watched the movie. So she went outside, and I figured she was cooling off.

10 minutes later, the broward county sheriffs office is pounding on the door. Not just one patrol unit to escort me off the premises or anything that simple. They sent three sheriffs and by the time I came out of the bedroom, two of them were drawn on me.

Fuck bitches.

If some douche bag pulled a stunt like this on me I would pay people to gang rape her.

What a fucking cunt.
 
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