Wtf is up with you girls, this morning my GF was like hey why dont you eat me out im kinda horny. But she hadn't taken a shower and had all types of crust and gel shit down there..

I was like ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Honestly... wtf

Eat her out. Be a man!

:p

Why would there be "crust and gel shit" unless she hadn't washed in over a week?

Your gfs pussy is pretty disgutsting...

And wow... get over yourself... if she'd washed the next day it's not putrid and pus filled.

Though, if she'd washed the day before and was crusty she needs to go see the gyno.

What a meal... First a rabbit poops and dies right next to me while I'm eating, now I read this. My appetite is in serious danger.

Anyways yeah I agree, girls shouldn't make you go down on them without cleaning up first.

"Go take a shower and we'll talk afterwards"

If a girl asked me to do that, I'd say "Hey, I'm not asking you to suck the cheese off my helmet, don't ask me to lick the beaver sweat"

And now I'm having trouble eating my noodles...Lost my appetite.

I find this deep seated male conviction that the vulva is in some way 'unclean' if it hasn't been scrubbed raw...preferably with bleach, worrying.

Its pretty much self cleaning and IT WON'T EAT OR POISON YOU even if she hasn't washed for a week or 10 days.

You can trust me on that btw....some of us prefer our port crusted and our brie with rind.

and had all types of crust and gel shit down there..


Wait,what?

That is not a normal vagina.

.

You can trust me on that btw....some of us prefer our port crusted and our brie with rind.

... ew...

You can trust me on that btw....some of us prefer our port crusted and our brie with rind.

fuck you.

just..

fuck you.

... had all types of crust and gel shit down there..


Seriously, what the fuck?

Fucking. Gross.

Krusty the Clam gets nooo respect...

Fucking. Gross.

I agree. I want to die. No amount of marijuana can make me hungry again. Its not just magically clean. I wouldn't do it either.

fuck you.

just..

fuck you.

o man, i was thinking wtf is up with jack. lmao.

btw, dude, grosssssss. i find the slightest flaws in a girl to be a turn off, but i get over most of them. if i were you, i would have asked if i could jus finger her instead, then i would of showered .

But with the Euro-types like 'ketch? You've got to understand?

They are very fond of the ripe, aged cheese. Gourmets & connoisseurs of the rich, thick complex flavors. Could there be anything more organic than homemade gorgonzola from your own dear gorgon?

Hmmm.

If she had showered the night before....yeah alright, why not?

Any longer than that...nah.

lol stinky pussy.

But I think an unwashed pussy is probably cleaner than an unwashed dick.

How about: let's shower once a day if we want oral sex.

Sound good yes?

This thread is making me hungry.

Seriously, once upon a time I had a girlfriend. Long long ago...

Anyway, one day she liked jumped me. so I was like 'alright!' as I hadn't fucked her for a while. anyway she got naked and she fucking stunk. I didn't even put my head near her cunt but even just sexing she stunk. I held onto her back and there was that filmy layer of filth on it that you get when you don't wish. Fucking gross.

I am not some kind of prude or hygene freak. I am willing to do alot of things. I eat out vagina with relish, I like to suck toes, give rimjobs...My mouth will go absolutely anywhere on a girl I love...BUT ONLY IF ITS FUCKING CLEAN.

Not everyone is a crazy old weirdo like Jackketch who likes eating out women with yeast infections, and tounging their bung after they've had a shit (ok I made the last one up but I bet he would).

Aw man that's fucking discusting. If that shit ain't clean i'm not going anywhere near it, dick included.

Jackketch who likes eating out women with yeast infections, and tounging their bung after they've had a shit (ok I made the last one up but I bet he would).

What do you mean 'would'?

As in future conditional tense?

*cough* knew this girl once...but that, as they say down Le Café Moustache, is another story.

So yes, been there, done that and taken the broad spectrum antibiotics to prove it.

Ewww! Pussy!

This thread is fully of poorly veiled homosexuality. :)

-F☺rd

Pussy and 'dung bung' rim jobs are different things, lol.

Ewww! Dirty pussy!

This thread is full of common sense. :)

-S☺ro

fixed.

Wow, lots of replies.

Anyways, she showers in the morning as opposed to night so in the morning before the shower its been 24 hours.

Another thing when I say crust and "gel" I mean just small bits of congealed pussy juice here and there, not like squeezable toothpaste from hell.

Like a dried pussy soup, nothing I want to stick my tongue into.

And to the bitch that said she likes her rie bread to cook or whatever, kill yourself, now.

Just don't expect to get head in the morning when you're horny.


Oh and I bet you wouldn't have any problem having your dick down there though.

I make sure my dick is perfectly shaved and clean, and smells delicious, i make my girlfriend do the same with her pussy if she wants my tounge anywhere near it.

I agree, that pussy has been marinating all night in piss and pussy juice, just make her shower and your good

I'm considerate enough that if I want head, my dick will be clean. And I mean clean. It'll be all shaved up and anti-buckwheat and smell like Dove soap. So clean she can hold it up to her nose and sample it like a Havana cigar.

http://pcrealm.net/~slik1/scannedimages/Massengill.JPG
if u want to b eaten out. Then with warm water to rinse that shit out.

Peace.

You're such an angry feminist.

ketch, more twistedly not quite erotic half-fiction plz? pretty please with cockcheese?

The wit in this thread is ace!

Do you find the psychologicals interesting?

People who may well bareass screw a fresh showered girl they hardly know? Will not eat the pussy of a clean girl that they know is not diseased, just because she's not showered in a few hours.

They kid them themselves that a gonorrhead, fresh showered girl is way better...

People are freaky & that's no BS. :p

Pussy and 'dung bung' rim jobs are different things, lol.

Soooo true. Personally, I've never given a rim-job. I probably would if it was with a girl I really liked and she really wanted one, but it's definitely not something I'm just waiting to happen.

But seriously, not eating out a girl just because she hasn't showered for a FULL 24 hours? That's even worse than not going down on a girl cause she isn't shaved to the point of pre-pubescence

Do you kids not like women? Afraid/disgusted by lady parts perhaps?

Gaaaaaaaay...

-F☺rd

Offer to have a shower with her. Then you can do it while it's fresh.

Gaaaaaaaay...

Says the man who doesn't offer rim jobs.

Jesus, how long have you guys been here? Havent we all been rendered useless by the shock sites that used to plague this place?

And to the guy who's rabbit died, I think you got the dieing and shitting order confused.

amirite?

Do you find the psychologicals interesting?


Absolutely.

Op youre lame as fuck.

Its your girl who youve known and slept with previously and you cant stand her pussy after more than 1 day of not showering? Grow a cock man.

You've gotta be "all up in that". At worst just grab a douche, wipe, and your good to go. "Pussy juice" (is there a real name for that?) aint never killed nobody. You best man up and start eating like its a buffet at the ritz motherfucker. I mean, you dont even have to dive in there to get her off. Play around, let your fingers and tongue dance and tease, vibrator? I mean, work with it bro. I dunno about you but if its my girlfriend I treat her body like its my body and i still jack it even if Im dirty as fuck.

Dont wonder wonder why she cheated on you later later.

Op youre lame as fuck.

Its your girl who youve known and slept with previously and you cant stand her pussy after more than 1 day of not showering? Grow a cock man.

You gotta be "all up in that". At worst just grab a douche, wipe, and your good to go. "Pussy juice" (is there a real name for that?) aint never killed nobody. You best man up and start eat like its a buffet at the ritz motherfucker. I mean, you dont even have to dive in there to get her off, play around, let your fingers and tongue dance and tease. Vibrator? I mean, work with it bro. I dunno about you but if its my girlfriend I treat her body like its my body.

Dont wonder wonder why she cheated on you later.

Do you eat things off the floor, not wash your hands after you have a shit and only shower once a week?

If not you should MAN UP AND GET SOME BALLS faggot.

OP, I feel your pain. The first time I gave my boyfriend head, it was right after we had sex. On top of that, he hadn't showered since that morning, and it was sometime between 10pm and midnight when it happened, so I got to taste condom, cum, piss, and sweat all in one. Not pleasant.

Now I won't go down on him unless he just took a shower or he lets me wash his dick with a wipey first.

I would never think of asking a guy to go down on me if I wasn't clean. How hard is it to use a fucking baby wipe?

Now I won't go down on him unless he just took a shower or he lets me wash his dick with a wipey first.

I would never think of asking a guy to go down on me if I wasn't clean. How hard is it to use a fucking baby wipe?

I like the taste of sanitizing alcohol too. It's way better than the taste of cock.

o man, i was thinking wtf is up with jack. lmao.

btw, dude, grosssssss. i find the slightest flaws in a girl to be a turn off, but i get over most of them.

They are flaws after all.

eat out my crusty asshole cunt faces

...all types of crust and gel shit down there..

If you hadn't given her the drip, she wouldn't be asking you to clean up the mess you made...

OH GOD!

I was brushing my teeth reading this thread and nearly threw up reading the first dozen posts.

Fuck that. Have her fuck your morning wood while you sleep. I've always wanted that to happen. Shit.

I find this deep seated male conviction that the vulva is in some way 'unclean' if it hasn't been scrubbed raw...preferably with bleach, worrying.

Its pretty much self cleaning and IT WON'T EAT OR POISON YOU even if she hasn't washed for a week or 10 days.

You can trust me on that btw....some of us prefer our port crusted and our brie with rind.

tru tru if i am gona do such a task id rather it taste like pussy than vag-wash

My new sex "buddy" and I play cards for "favors" as we call it. Which means oral on each other, try that. Just be good at cards, more times than not I'm lapping up her pussy.

Do you eat things off the floor, not wash your hands after you have a shit and only shower once a week?

If not you should MAN UP AND GET SOME BALLS faggot.


And...thats why she cheated on you. Poor motherfuckers.

just grab a few salt crackers and scrape off all the cheese

oh, yeh, and oral indulgences ftw!

And...thats why she cheated on you. Poor motherfuckers.

Never been cheated on before.

You're a tool for claiming you're more manly for eating dirty vag.

If anything you're more whipped up.

Why do you think it's called eating them out?

Never been cheated on before.

You're a tool for claiming you're more manly for eating dirty vag.

If anything you're more whipped up.

That you know of ;)
kidding.

Dirty Vag? Please, that sounds like the name of the new hip band that you listen to to feel nonconformist. Science here is in your face telling you that its no big deal eating out a woman who hasnt showered for 1 day. One day for christsakes. And you have a problem with this?

Ok, do yourself a favor and dont go camping, on a road trip, or basically do any kind of adventuring or traveling with a woman nearby whom you want to fuck. Why? Oh, cus you'd rather whine nonsensically about what you perceive is proper hygiene due to your fundamentally misogynistic attitude concerning sex. Dude, come on. Eating pussy has been around since humanity and we didnt start showering daily until about 100 some years ago.

Regardless, if I'm with a woman and I want to stay with her then I enjoy licking her pussy like an animal. I mean, dont you like the smell? The texture? The taste? Seeing her wet and begging for your tongue and/or cock? One of the most attractive things about a woman is her smell so I cant enjoy it? Ok, so then I'm the tool. No my friend, your societally induced hypnotism will not make me think that its bad to lick a one day fermented pussy. Oh, and dont date any hippies.

Do you mean 'snatch crackers'? Snatch crackers are made special for 'scrapin' the chesse'.

That you know of ;)
kidding.

Dirty Vag? Please, that sounds like the name of the new hip band that you listen to to feel nonconformist. Science here is in your face telling you that its no big deal eating out a woman who hasnt showered for 1 day. One day for christsakes. And you have a problem with this?

Ok, do yourself a favor and dont go camping, on a road trip, or basically do any kind of adventuring or traveling with a woman nearby whom you want to fuck. Why? Oh, cus you'd rather whine nonsensically about what you perceive is proper hygiene due to your fundamentally misogynistic attitude concerning sex. Dude, come on. Eating pussy has been around since humanity and we didnt start showering daily until about 100 some years ago.

Regardless, if I'm with a woman and I want to stay with her then I enjoy licking her pussy like an animal. I mean, dont you like the smell? The texture? The taste? Seeing her wet and begging for your tongue and/or cock? One of the most attractive things about a woman is her smell so I cant enjoy it? Ok, so then I'm the tool. No my friend, your societally induced hypnotism will not make me think that its bad to lick a one day fermented pussy. Oh, and dont date any hippies.

I wish we still had rep.

That you know of ;)
kidding.

Dirty Vag? Please, that sounds like the name of the new hip band that you listen to to feel nonconformist. Science here is in your face telling you that its no big deal eating out a woman who hasnt showered for 1 day. One day for christsakes. And you have a problem with this?

Science says it's ok to do alot of things.

Ok, do yourself a favor and dont go camping, on a road trip, or basically do any kind of adventuring or traveling with a woman nearby whom you want to fuck. Why? Oh, cus you'd rather whine nonsensically about what you perceive is proper hygiene due to your fundamentally misogynistic attitude concerning sex. Dude, come on. Eating pussy has been around since humanity and we didnt start showering daily until about 100 some years ago.


I'd have sex with a woman in those situations. just not go down on her.

Regardless, if I'm with a woman and I want to stay with her then I enjoy licking her pussy like an animal. I mean, dont you like the smell? The texture? The taste? Seeing her wet and begging for your tongue and/or cock? One of the most attractive things about a woman is her smell so I cant enjoy it? Ok, so then I'm the tool. No my friend, your societally induced hypnotism will not make me think that its bad to lick a one day fermented pussy. Oh, and dont date any hippies.

Yeah, I like the way a woman smells there. and the taste.

I just don't like the smell it takes on when it's old sweat mixed with old juice mixed with piss. So what?

http://www.phac-aspc.gc.ca/slm-maa/slides/other/images/15.jpg

Oh and I bet you wouldn't have any problem having your dick down there though.

His dick doesn't have taste buds nor can it smell

http://www.phac-aspc.gc.ca/slm-maa/slides/other/images/15.jpg

I hate you. Hate. Hate

Honestly... wtf

This...

There have been times Ive performed oral sex on my girl in the morning after Ive fucked her the night before...

I just concentrate soely on her clit, and let my fingers take care of the rest.

...and yeah, if after ~24 hours, she smells so bad you can't go down there than maybe there's something wrong (not necessarily with her.)

If in a civilised situation, Ie in a home and urban area with access to running water, there's absolutely no excuse to have a dirty vagina, Unless you've like, just literally finished excersizing or just got home from work.

Well its quite obvious who the fuckin MEN are around here, and who the grossed out wussy little boys are. Tellin ya folks.....the sissification of men is getting worse and worse as every day goes by. "EEEWWWWW, it tastes a little/smells a little different....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!" You all sound like silly faggots.

So for those that are so repulsed by the holiest of holeys, let's examine how naive and moronic your skewed logic is. Lets say whatever hottie wakes up at 6 a.m. then showers before going to school/work. She is going about a normal day, probably pissing at least 4 or 5, maybe taking a shit or two. By the evening she has done many other active things releasing sweat, lube, whatever else out of her cunt. So at 9 p.m. your bullshit finally breaks her down, or enough drinks got into her system. Panties are off, and NOW you have this virginal fresh pussy staring you in the face??????? What?????????? Do you REALLY believe these women you are banging are showering as the last thing they do before you take them out.....each and every time????

But instead you are suggesting just because a broad is laying in bed (not pissing, not shitting, not doing ANYTHING other than laying there unconscious) and now suddenly its gotten "foul" because of that inactivity???? What exactly do you think happened over night? A sardine factory rented out that twat for a few hours of extra storage? She had an out of body experience and decided to go wading through a sewer for kicks?

Seriously, if you find a pussy as "gross" as some of you are describing than maybe you should just go suck a cock.....because you really need help, have serious issues, and are nothing more than just a faggot little priss.

I like the taste of sanitizing alcohol too. It's way better than the taste of cock.

1) baby wipes don't have alcohol in them
2) soap does taste better than piss, sweat, cum, and condom

As my old daddy told me as a lad, while I was a sittin' on his knee:

"Son, show me a man who won't eat his gal's morning pussy and I'll take her away from him"

......and......

"Once you get passed the smell, y'all got it licked"

1) baby wipes don't have alcohol in them
2) soap does taste better than piss, sweat, cum, and condom

Alright, So you like the taste of artificial fragrance, detergents, and preservatives. In all honestly, I'd rather taste sweat, most people probably know what their own sweat tastes like; cum, any normal girlfriend probably knows what her significant other tastes like; and condom, oh noes latex!!!
If your boyfriend tastes like piss, he has some serious restroom hygiene problems.
On the other hand, eating detergent, or other potentially disgustingly artificial cleaning supplies seems a little excessive compared to normal non-toxin excreting body fluids.
So overall, what I guess I'm trying to say here is: you're a crazy crazy bitch and if you were my girlfriend, save the fact that I'd turn into a guy, and you tried to touch my probably hygienic wang with a "wipey" I'd slap you.

Alright, So you like the taste of artificial fragrance, detergents, and preservatives. In all honestly, I'd rather taste sweat, most people probably know what their own sweat tastes like; cum, any normal girlfriend probably knows what her significant other tastes like; and condom, oh noes latex!!!
If your boyfriend tastes like piss, he has some serious restroom hygiene problems.
On the other hand, eating detergent, or other potentially disgustingly artificial cleaning supplies seems a little excessive compared to normal non-toxin excreting body fluids.
So overall, what I guess I'm trying to say here is: you're a crazy crazy bitch and if you were my girlfriend, save the fact that I'd turn into a guy, and you tried to touch my probably hygienic wang with a "wipey" I'd slap you.

First of all sweat is just saline water. Second of all, you're an idiot if you think someone leaves soap on their dick. CLEAN means you are going to be tasting skin, which really has no taste.

Would rather taste sweat and piss before soap? Moron...

You're calling me a moron and yet you're not even reading the post I'm referring to. We're arguing the same fucking thing but unfortunately having the reading comprehension of a child with down syndrome impairs your reasoning abilities.

And yeah, I'd rather taste sweat and cum before the shit left over from a fucking baby wipe.

First of all sweat is just saline water. Second of all, you're an idiot if you think someone leaves soap on their dick. CLEAN means you are going to be tasting skin, which really has no taste.

Would rather taste sweat and piss before soap? Moron...

Sweat is not only saline water. Sweat has many other chemicals in it, depending on the person, their diet, and other things. Sweat ist a major secretion of chemicals, but sweat is hardly just salt and water. Sweat may also contain lactic acid, as well as urea, by-products of some drugs among other things.

Alright, So you like the taste of artificial fragrance, detergents, and preservatives. In all honestly, I'd rather taste sweat, most people probably know what their own sweat tastes like; cum, any normal girlfriend probably knows what her significant other tastes like; and condom, oh noes latex!!!
If your boyfriend tastes like piss, he has some serious restroom hygiene problems.
On the other hand, eating detergent, or other potentially disgustingly artificial cleaning supplies seems a little excessive compared to normal non-toxin excreting body fluids.
So overall, what I guess I'm trying to say here is: you're a crazy crazy bitch and if you were my girlfriend, save the fact that I'd turn into a guy, and you tried to touch my probably hygienic wang with a "wipey" I'd slap you.

You're calling me a moron and yet you're not even reading the post I'm referring to. We're arguing the same fucking thing but unfortunately having the reading comprehension of a child with down syndrome impairs your reasoning abilities.

And yeah, I'd rather taste sweat and cum before the shit left over from a fucking baby wipe.

so, let me get this straight. you don't even have a penis, yet you're attacking me for only putting a clean one in my mouth? you are fucking retarded.

plus, why do you care so much? if i only want a clean dick in my mouth, that's my choice. how does that affect you? oh, right. it doesn't. so shut the fuck up.

if you want to put a dirty dick in your mouth, go for it. but don't attack me because i refuse to put piss, sweat, dried cum, and condom powder in my mouth.

oh, and here's something you might not know yet: Pee comes out of penises! That means that if a guy hasn't taken a shower since the morning, and you give him head at the end of the day, you're going to be putting pee in your mouth! I know that might come as a shock to you, but maybe once you've actually had a penis in your mouth, you'll understand. ;)

edit: you also said this: "On the other hand, eating detergent, or other potentially disgustingly artificial cleaning supplies seems a little excessive compared to normal non-toxin excreting body fluids."
First off, I never said that I eat "detergent, or other potentially disgustingly artificial cleaning supplies." I have no idea where you got that from. Regardless, what do you think is in condoms? I'm pretty sure that it's not a 'normal non-toxin excreting body fluid,' so why is sucking a dick that a condom was just on ok, but sucking a dick that has just been washed not ok?

You know, you're perfectly right, you and CarbonB know far more about eating dick than I. Maybe you can bond over sucking on package of baby wipes together.

Edit: I got that straight off a website for baby wipe manufacturing ingredients. Also you're probably not going to ingest a condom, unless you're into that kind of thing, while the residue from a "wipey" isn't going to magically disappear by itself.

the residue from a "wipey" isn't going to magically disappear by itself.

But the residue from piss, sweat, cum, and condom all do?

But the residue from piss, sweat, cum, and condom all do?

And now you make it apparent that the point of my original post flew right the fuck over your head.

And now you make it apparent that the point of my original post flew right the fuck over your head.

What does "I like the taste of sanitizing alcohol too. It's way better than the taste of cock."

have to do with this?

once again, you have proven to be an idiot. i'm done arguing with you.

But the residue from piss, sweat, cum, and condom all do?

In all honestly, I'd rather taste sweat, most people probably know what their own sweat tastes like; cum, any normal girlfriend probably knows what her significant other tastes like; and condom, oh noes latex!!!
If your boyfriend tastes like piss, he has some serious restroom hygiene problems.
On the other hand, eating detergent, or other potentially disgustingly artificial cleaning supplies seems a little excessive compared to normal non-toxin excreting body fluids.



once again, you have proven to be an idiot. i'm done arguing with you.

My dear, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Reading comprehension? What the fuck is your whore ass talking about? You just said again that you would rather taste sweat and cum before teh shit left over from a baby wipe.

That makes you a FUCKING MORON! What exactly pray tell is left over from a baby wipe? Do you want to know what culminates in sweat that has been sitting in piss and moist air? That is what you want to taste? Again...and I'm retarded?

Sweat is not only saline water. Sweat has many other chemicals in it, depending on the person, their diet, and other things. Sweat ist a major secretion of chemicals, but sweat is hardly just salt and water. Sweat may also contain lactic acid, as well as urea, by-products of some drugs among other things.

Give me the percentages of each chemical or molecular structure present in 1 ml of sweat from the "average" individual. Trust me on what the fuck the majority is going to be, so don't play the technicality card because you want to stroke your dick to the thought of you being considered "informed".

so, let me get this straight. you don't even have a penis, yet you're attacking me for only putting a clean one in my mouth? you are fucking retarded.

plus, why do you care so much? if i only want a clean dick in my mouth, that's my choice. how does that affect you? oh, right. it doesn't. so shut the fuck up.

if you want to put a dirty dick in your mouth, go for it. but don't attack me because i refuse to put piss, sweat, dried cum, and condom powder in my mouth.

oh, and here's something you might not know yet: Pee comes out of penises! That means that if a guy hasn't taken a shower since the morning, and you give him head at the end of the day, you're going to be putting pee in your mouth! I know that might come as a shock to you, but maybe once you've actually had a penis in your mouth, you'll understand. ;)

edit: you also said this: "On the other hand, eating detergent, or other potentially disgustingly artificial cleaning supplies seems a little excessive compared to normal non-toxin excreting body fluids."
First off, I never said that I eat "detergent, or other potentially disgustingly artificial cleaning supplies." I have no idea where you got that from. Regardless, what do you think is in condoms? I'm pretty sure that it's not a 'normal non-toxin excreting body fluid,' so why is sucking a dick that a condom was just on ok, but sucking a dick that has just been washed not ok?

Hell mother fucking yeah!

You know, you're perfectly right, you and CarbonB know far more about eating dick than I. Maybe you can bond over sucking on package of baby wipes together.

Edit: I got that straight off a website for baby wipe manufacturing ingredients. Also you're probably not going to ingest a condom, unless you're into that kind of thing, while the residue from a "wipey" isn't going to magically disappear by itself.

We're not talking about eating dicks, we're talking about sucking dicks. Also, cleaning supplies is listed as an ingredient for baby wipes? Lol, you're an idiot. Oh, and don't come complaining to me that your mouth is numb after sucking your boy's dick.

And now you make it apparent that the point of my original post flew right the fuck over your head.

You're an idiot.

Reading comprehension? What the fuck is your whore ass talking about? You just said again that you would rather taste sweat and cum before teh shit left over from a baby wipe.

That makes you a FUCKING MORON! What exactly pray tell is left over from a baby wipe? Do you want to know what culminates in sweat that has been sitting in piss and moist air? That is what you want to taste? Again...and I'm retarded?

exactly. "Most germs are spread through the air in sneezes or coughs or through bodily fluids like sweat, saliva, semen, vaginal fluid, or blood, your best bet is to limit contact with those substances." Also, "If you are sexually active, you should use condoms to prevent infection because viruses, bacteria, fungi, and protozoa can be spread via oral, anal, or vaginal contact.

Source: http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/your_body/health_basics/care_about_germs.html

Pee comes out of penises! That means that if a guy hasn't taken a shower since the morning, and you give him head at the end of the day, you're going to be putting pee in your mouth!

What the fuck are you talking about? The pee is INSIDE the fuckin dick, not magically hovering around the top. You are breaking every law of physics with your rant here. Do you understand that when a person stops peeing, that's it its over.....there are not lingering molecules just hanging out. Girls wipe, guys shake. Oh, and just in case there is that ever so small lingering drop it would get absorbed by any material like undies, sweats, jeans or the covers in his bed.

Seriously, this thread just astounds me. Some of you peeps have some REAL issues about germs and aren't looking at the bigger picture of the world. If you are that aghast at all these yuckies, then I hope you ain't buying that Big Mac from some teeny bopper pissed at the world making $7/hr. Or using a public telephone. Or sitting on a public john. What about the Downs Syndrome tard handling your groceries while bagging them. God only knows what kind of spittle or drool is on his hands. Fuck some of you nitwits would probably check into a hotel, go through your germicide ritual and hump the shit out of your partner right on the bed on top of the comforter. Which has NOT been washed for several weeks!

ROFLMFAO @ all of you thinking the sky is falling because of those "nasty unwashed genitals"

Wow..

Germophobes, much? I'm amazed at our society sometimes, in the future we'll have babied our immune systems so much that some previously small and insignificant bug is going to be disasterous.

Showing you care for someone can include doing something you dont really want to do, like say.. take out the trash, do the laundry, or go down on your partner if they havent showered in the past hour. Really, the 'icky germs' wont kill you, neither will the texture.

I've heard guys complaining about girls not letting them cum in them/on them, and then this comes up? And people are saying they cant eat because of thinking of pussy that hasnt just been washed?

Just makes me glad I dont live in the states, attitudes seem a bit different here.

Just makes me glad I dont live in the states, attitudes seem a bit different here.

What can you expect from a society who routinely mutilate their sons' genitals cos they can't be trusted with difficult things like soap and water?!

What the fuck are you talking about? The pee is INSIDE the fuckin dick, not magically hovering around the top. You are breaking every law of physics with your rant here. Do you understand that when a person stops peeing, that's it its over.....there are not lingering molecules just hanging out. Girls wipe, guys shake. Oh, and just in case there is that ever so small lingering drop it would get absorbed by any material like undies, sweats, jeans or the covers in his bed.

Seriously, this thread just astounds me. Some of you peeps have some REAL issues about germs and aren't looking at the bigger picture of the world. If you are that aghast at all these yuckies, then I hope you ain't buying that Big Mac from some teeny bopper pissed at the world making $7/hr. Or using a public telephone. Or sitting on a public john. What about the Downs Syndrome tard handling your groceries while bagging them. God only knows what kind of spittle or drool is on his hands. Fuck some of you nitwits would probably check into a hotel, go through your germicide ritual and hump the shit out of your partner right on the bed on top of the comforter. Which has NOT been washed for several weeks!

ROFLMFAO @ all of you thinking the sky is falling because of those "nasty unwashed genitals"

Exactly!

we're talking about sucking dicks.

Funny enough, though you usually make me laugh with your posts, I'm not at all surprised you're arguing with me about what cock tastes like.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/science_fair.png

What the fuck are you talking about? The pee is INSIDE the fuckin dick, not magically hovering around the top. You are breaking every law of physics with your rant here. Do you understand that when a person stops peeing, that's it its over.....there are not lingering molecules just hanging out. Girls wipe, guys shake. Oh, and just in case there is that ever so small lingering drop it would get absorbed by any material like undies, sweats, jeans or the covers in his bed.

This is exactly why I support sex ed. Let me explain: There are 2 types of penises, circumcised, and uncircumcised. If a man is uncircumcised, that means that the foreskin was left on his penis instead of being cut off. Examples:
http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/images/circumcised.jpghttp://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/6/10/23/f_circm_edd9a9b.jpghttp://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/6/10/23/f_unm_a61cd66.jpg

As you can see, in the uncircumcised penis, there is extra skin, which is known as foreskin. In the top left of the last picture, the foresking is shown covering the head of the penis, which is where pee comes from. If a man were to pee like that, the urine would obviously touch all of the inside part of the foreskin, and some would surely be left over. When the man pulls the foreskin back (also shown in the last picture), the inside part of the foreskin, which now has pee on it, becomes the outside. Understand?

Seriously, this thread just astounds me. Some of you peeps have some REAL issues about germs and aren't looking at the bigger picture of the world. If you are that aghast at all these yuckies, then I hope you ain't buying that Big Mac from some teeny bopper pissed at the world making $7/hr. Or using a public telephone. Or sitting on a public john. What about the Downs Syndrome tard handling your groceries while bagging them. God only knows what kind of spittle or drool is on his hands. Fuck some of you nitwits would probably check into a hotel, go through your germicide ritual and hump the shit out of your partner right on the bed on top of the comforter. Which has NOT been washed for several weeks!

ROFLMFAO @ all of you thinking the sky is falling because of those "nasty unwashed genitals"

Actually, after working in fast food for 2 weeks, I don't eat it anymore. I have a cell phone and have no use for a public phone. I put toilet paper down before I use puplic restrooms. I've never seen anyone with Downs Syndrome bagging groceries, but I don't see what the problem is with that... Food comes in containers. And finally, no, I do not use the top blanket at hotels, because it is (somewhat) common knowledge that they don't get washed in between guests.

there's gel on your gfs vag? was she styling her pubes?

What the fuck are you talking about? The pee is INSIDE the fuckin dick, not magically hovering around the top. You are breaking every law of physics with your rant here. Do you understand that when a person stops peeing, that's it its over.....there are not lingering molecules just hanging out. Girls wipe, guys shake. Oh, and just in case there is that ever so small lingering drop it would get absorbed by any material like undies, sweats, jeans or the covers in his bed.

Seriously, this thread just astounds me. Some of you peeps have some REAL issues about germs and aren't looking at the bigger picture of the world. If you are that aghast at all these yuckies, then I hope you ain't buying that Big Mac from some teeny bopper pissed at the world making $7/hr. Or using a public telephone. Or sitting on a public john. What about the Downs Syndrome tard handling your groceries while bagging them. God only knows what kind of spittle or drool is on his hands. Fuck some of you nitwits would probably check into a hotel, go through your germicide ritual and hump the shit out of your partner right on the bed on top of the comforter. Which has NOT been washed for several weeks!

ROFLMFAO @ all of you thinking the sky is falling because of those "nasty unwashed genitals"

What the fuck are you talking about? Shut the fuck up. If you want to eat a yeast infected pussy, be my guest. Don't try and make it seem like we're the bad guys because we choose NOT to eat dirty pussy or suck nasty dick.

Wow..

Germophobes, much? I'm amazed at our society sometimes, in the future we'll have babied our immune systems so much that some previously small and insignificant bug is going to be disasterous.

Showing you care for someone can include doing something you dont really want to do, like say.. take out the trash, do the laundry, or go down on your partner if they havent showered in the past hour. Really, the 'icky germs' wont kill you, neither will the texture.

I've heard guys complaining about girls not letting them cum in them/on them, and then this comes up? And people are saying they cant eat because of thinking of pussy that hasnt just been washed?

Just makes me glad I dont live in the states, attitudes seem a bit different here.

Sorry that you find something so utterly wrong with hygiene. Showing I care for someone includes me eating their sweaty pussy out? What the fuck are you on about?

I am guessing the next step in the relationship is to see if they'll eat a piece of my shit...

What can you expect from a society who routinely mutilate their sons' genitals cos they can't be trusted with difficult things like soap and water?!

Don't hate because our dicks look sleek and smooth.


Funny enough, though you usually make me laugh with your posts, I'm not at all surprised you're arguing with me about what cock tastes like.

You must be a real dip shit then, especially after your speal on comprehension. Want to re-read to me what you just quoted retard?

Holy hell. So some people don't want to eat out an unwashed vagina because they find it unhygienic, some people don't have a problem with it. We all have preferences, get the hell over it.

Man, if you don't like it, find a chick who cares about germs as much as you do. If you don't gotta problem with it, power to you, you're probably gonna have it a little easier when finding women.

And I'm sorry if unhygienic isn't the word I'm looking for.. at least it's spelled right.

if you want to put a dirty dick in your mouth, go for it. but don't attack me because i refuse to put piss, sweat, dried cum, and condom powder in my mouth.

Yeah. Right on.

Sorry that you find something so utterly wrong with hygiene. Showing I care for someone includes me eating their sweaty pussy out? What the fuck are you on about?

I am guessing the next step in the relationship is to see if they'll eat a piece of my shit...


Theres nothing wrong with hygiene, its the attitude that makes people carry around a bottle of hand sanitizer and use it after they touch anything that isnt absolutely sterile.

If you'll fuck a sweaty pussy, then its not the germs you're truely worried about. Do you really think the mucous membranes on your dick are better equiped to handle these things than the ones in your mouth? Do you really think he own body would just allow 'bad' bateria to go wild?

You make it sound like women are all incontinent, dirty sweat-factories who have to shower 2+ times a day, else they be absolutely disgusting.

Besides, do you really think your mouth is all sweaky clean when you first wake up? if she has a shower and washes up nice, douches maybe, then you're putting alot of bacteria onto her that shouldnt be there.

Btw, I'm not saying you should immediately eat your girl out before she showers in the morning. I dont think its unreasonable to at least take a washcloth and clean it up a bit first if you're really that uncomfortable with it. I'm just looking at the people who think it would be the end of the world if they licked a morning pussy, thats just ridiculous.

Give me the percentages of each chemical or molecular structure present in 1 ml of sweat from the "average" individual. Trust me on what the fuck the majority is going to be, so don't play the technicality card because you want to stroke your dick to the thought of you being considered "informed".

Find your own stats you fat motherfucker. You are a complete IDIOT if you think sweat is the same as a saline solution. Stop eating your 23rd bag of cheetos so you can clear your brain of any fat that is blocking your bloodflow to it.

This is exactly why I support sex ed. Let me explain: There are 2 types of penises, circumcised, and uncircumcised. If a man is uncircumcised, that means that the foreskin was left on his penis instead of being cut off. Examples:
http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/images/circumcised.jpghttp://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/6/10/23/f_circm_edd9a9b.jpghttp://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/6/10/23/f_unm_a61cd66.jpg

As you can see, in the uncircumcised penis, there is extra skin, which is known as foreskin. In the top left of the last picture, the foresking is shown covering the head of the penis, which is where pee comes from. If a man were to pee like that, the urine would obviously touch all of the inside part of the foreskin, and some would surely be left over. When the man pulls the foreskin back (also shown in the last picture), the inside part of the foreskin, which now has pee on it, becomes the outside. Understand?

It's a pity your super-comprehensive sex ed that taught you such incredibly deep knowledge about male anatomy such as what circumcision is (and also taught you to be patronising and condescending, from the looks of it) didn't teach you what it's actually like to have a dick. 'If a guy were to piss like that' is irrelevant, because guys don't piss like that; a foreskin has this wonderful function of making piss fly in all directions if you don't pull it back before letting fly, so that's what guys do. I don't know what kind of idiot would leave an obstruction in front of their dick when they're pissing, but if your boyfriend's is covered in piss when he unleashes it upon you of an evening then I guess he's one.

Penises can get a bit unclean during the day, but they shouldn't get like you're describing. If you can taste piss on your s/o's dick after he's fucked you, he might well have a problem. It's common courtesy to be clean for your partner if you're going to be doing anything sexual, but you shouldn't have to rub him off with a 'wipey' before you put your lips on him. Mouths are way less hygienic than dicks, but I don't suppose you have any problems with letting him return the favour. If there's a huge problem, bring it up with him properly; otherwise, get over it. You shouldn't be disinfecting him.

It's a pity your super-comprehensive sex ed that taught you such incredibly deep knowledge about male anatomy such as what circumcision is (and also taught you to be patronising and condescending, from the looks of it) didn't teach you what it's actually like to have a dick. 'If a guy were to piss like that' is irrelevant, because guys don't piss like that; a foreskin has this wonderful function of making piss fly in all directions if you don't pull it back before letting fly, so that's what guys do. I don't know what kind of idiot would leave an obstruction in front of their dick when they're pissing, but if your boyfriend's is covered in piss when he unleashes it upon you of an evening then I guess he's one.

Penises can get a bit unclean during the day, but they shouldn't get like you're describing. If you can taste piss on your s/o's dick after he's fucked you, he might well have a problem. It's common courtesy to be clean for your partner if you're going to be doing anything sexual, but you shouldn't have to rub him off with a 'wipey' before you put your lips on him. Mouths are way less hygienic than dicks, but I don't suppose you have any problems with letting him return the favour. If there's a huge problem, bring it up with him properly; otherwise, get over it. You shouldn't be disinfecting him.

Where is Mr.Happy and what have you done with him??!

Very unlike you.

If you'll fuck a sweaty pussy, then its not the germs you're truely worried about. Do you really think the mucous membranes on your dick are better equiped to handle these things than the ones in your mouth? Do you really think he own body would just allow 'bad' bateria to go wild?

This is where your logic fails:
1) Sexual intercourse often (or in my case, always) involves a condom, whereas oral sex almost never does. The condom prevents the germs from spreading.
2) The only mucous membranes that the penis has are on the inside, so unless you're doing some REALLY freaky shit where you're putting something actually inside the penis and then inside the girl, this argument is irrelevant.
3) Your mouth is made to have things put inside of it. Obviously it's going to be able to handle germs better than a penis, which nothing is supposed to go into.

Also, the argument (for me, at least) wasn't about germs. It was about the fact that after walking around all day and sweating, pissing, cumming, and having a condom on, a guy's dick doesn't taste or smell good.

It's a pity your super-comprehensive sex ed that taught you such incredibly deep knowledge about male anatomy such as what circumcision is (and also taught you to be patronising and condescending, from the looks of it) didn't teach you what it's actually like to have a dick. 'If a guy were to piss like that' is irrelevant, because guys don't piss like that; a foreskin has this wonderful function of making piss fly in all directions if you don't pull it back before letting fly, so that's what guys do. I don't know what kind of idiot would leave an obstruction in front of their dick when they're pissing, but if your boyfriend's is covered in piss when he unleashes it upon you of an evening then I guess he's one.

Penises can get a bit unclean during the day, but they shouldn't get like you're describing. If you can taste piss on your s/o's dick after he's fucked you, he might well have a problem. It's common courtesy to be clean for your partner if you're going to be doing anything sexual, but you shouldn't have to rub him off with a 'wipey' before you put your lips on him. Mouths are way less hygienic than dicks, but I don't suppose you have any problems with letting him return the favour. If there's a huge problem, bring it up with him properly; otherwise, get over it. You shouldn't be disinfecting him.

Actually, I went to a catholic school that had no sex ed. Everything that I learned about sex has been first hand. Obviously, though, it didn't teach you much (if you even had it). My boyfriend pisses like that, and he never misses, nor does his piss 'fly in all directions.' But of course, since you have a penis, that makes you all knowing about every single penis in the world, right?

How is foreskin an 'obstruction in front of [a] dick?' It's PART of the dick, you fucking dumbass! I never said that my boyfriend's dick was covered in piss, I simply said that if pee travels along the inside of the foreskin, that some of the residue will be left behind.

Like I also said before, it was at the end of the day. I don't know about you, but most people actually pee during the day, and obviously there's going to be some pee residue left over afterwards.

So now you're saying that you should clean or shower before having sex? Or should people just only be allowed to have sex right after they've taken a shower? Because that's the only way I can think of to make sure that you're 'clean for your partner if you're going to be doing anything sexual.'

And actually, as I said in a previous post, I would never ask someone to go down on me unless I had just taken a shower. If the guy doesn't have a problem with doing it otherwise, then neither do I. But if I'm going to ask for it, I'm damn well going to be clean. I don't see what's so bad about asking for that in return.

I never said that it was a huge problem, or that I was 'disinfecting' him. All that I said was that I don't like the taste of piss and/or sweat, so I use a baby wipe on his dick before I go down on him. Why is that so hard for people to understand? Regardless, who the fuck do you think you are to try to tell me how to have sex? If I want to wash his dick first, and he doesn't have a problem with it, why the fuck do you? It's none of your damn business and it doesn't affect you, so why do you care?

I never said that it was a huge problem, or that I was 'disinfecting' him. All that I said was that I don't like the taste of piss and/or sweat, so I use a baby wipe on his dick before I go down on him. Why is that so hard for people to understand? Regardless, who the fuck do you think you are to try to tell me how to have sex? If I want to wash his dick first, and he doesn't have a problem with it, why the fuck do you? It's none of your damn business and it doesn't affect you, so why do you care?

Reversing what you wrote, I'd really hate to go down on a girl and taste baby wipe.

Much rather she just tastes of herself, no matter how strong.

And showering before hand is pretty naff too. All i get to taste then is flesh...I might as well suck her finger.

I just typed without paying attention and things came out. Tisn't even what I think, I just do that occasionally. That post barely even makes sense.

:)

Reversing what you wrote, I'd really hate to go down on a girl and taste baby wipe.

Much rather she just tastes of herself, no matter how strong.

And showering before hand is pretty naff too. All i get to taste then is flesh...I might as well suck her finger.

Understandable. I just don't understand why people keep flaming me for washing it before hand.

Reversing what you wrote, I'd really hate to go down on a girl and taste baby wipe.

Much rather she just tastes of herself, no matter how strong.

You articulated that point far better than I.

Personal preference people, no need to get your panties in a knot about it.

I dislike raisins. Does that mean I'm going to be flamed because someone else finds them to be delicious and nutritious? I hope not.

Also, not all girls taste the same. Unless you're all trying (or refusing) to please the same girl here, there's no point arguing about taste. And that goes for build-up of sweat, juices, etc. throughout the day, too: everybody's different.

If a guy were to piss like that' is irrelevant, because guys don't piss like that; a foreskin has this wonderful function of making piss fly in all directions if you don't pull it back before letting fly, so that's what guys do.

I don't...unless I'm expecting to get a blowjob oddly enough. I've quickly washed my willy in a hand basin a few times.

Reversing what you wrote, I'd really hate to go down on a girl and taste baby wipe.

Please. Tell me more...

man I don't want to taste soap or baby wipes or just skin. I want to taste pussy juice...but FRESH pussy juice.

Besides the girls I've been with didn't really clean the inside of their vags, as they're self cleaning. I don't think too many women do...so all we're really talking about is the outside and the folds.

Understandable. I just don't understand why people keep flaming me for washing it before hand.

Wha'? You even wash it before you use your hand?

Well...I have heard some women won't even touch it? It just seems kinda like taking things too far... :)