So, me and my girlfriend have anal sex rather frequently, sometimes twice a week sometimes once. Well my parents were out of town for 2 weeks and my girlfriend stayed the night a few days. Needless to say we had lots of sex(not just anal sex) and more anal sex. Well one passioniate night during anal sex after I finished and pulled out, she ran to the bathroom in lots of pain. Her back then had muslce spasms, shes had muslce spasms for quite some time but we never knew why, and she was in a lot of pain. Well eventually the spasms stopped and she told me here ass just hurt like normal. Over the next few days she told me she didn't stop bleeding and still hurt, which was out of the norm, and was worried. Were both 19, so she can see her doctor anytime she needs to and doesn't have to share with her mom, I'd shutter to think if we were still 17 what would happen, it turns out I tore the asshole inside her asshole. I'm not sure what it means but she now has to take stool softener, is in pain and we can't have anal sex. The doctor says its more common than you think. So, I ripped my girlfriends asshole in a short story. I'm now much more confident about the size of my wang :D

Did your enter key break as well?

Considering how tiny the anus and rectum is, it doesent say much about the size of your penis, so dont worry.

Why do you have anal sex so much? Is it out of pleasure? Sorry, thats a hard concept for me to grasp. Does she, or did she rather, enjoy it too?

So, I ripped my girlfriends asshole in a short story. I'm now much more confident about the size of my wang :D

hahahahahaha awesome.

Of course you'd be happy about the news, sheesh! Thinking about it long term toots: no more ass-fucking for you.

You just screwed yourself over.

And another thing: Why the heck didn't you get your fair share of ramming?

If she has any sense at all she'd offer sticking a bristle-brush up your ass till hers gets better.

Strap on revenge.

I hate it when girls randomly stick a finger up my arse... well, only one girl I know does that, but it still makes me jump.

what the fuck?

Why do we do it so often? Because she likes it too.
Why didn't she ram me? I asked her and she says thats gross and she isn't a cunt who like you :D

You know, there are people who enjoy receiving anal. Just because you can't understand people having different tastes, doesn't mean they don't.

Get some better lubricant, and help out with supporting her back, I mean that's just selfish if you are having her do all the work.

Looks like you won't be having any anal for a while.
This is exactly why I don't... I don't want a RIPPED ASSHOLE.

Raging hemorroids? You know? When it's really bad? The wall between the two holes is breached & because the 'giner has no sphincter?

You permanently stinkt her as the poo has free reign on it's journey out... :)

Luckily it's not that bad eh?

Sounds like you're an asshole.

Busted ass from Baton Rouge, from the pulling of a train. So Bobby flagged Vin Diesel down & offered him the same.

Vin said, "No, thanks, I already came."

haifive?

One of my ex's licked my asshole a few times, I cringe everytime she kisses my buddy that goes out with her now. Fuckin dirty sluts.

We always did it doggy style from behind. And I spent like 20 bucks on that lube too.

So, I ripped my girlfriends asshole in a short story. I'm now much more confident about the size of my wang :D

Congrats? ;)

Considering how tiny the anus and rectum is, it doesent say much about the size of your penis, so dont worry.

Why do you have anal sex so much? Is it out of pleasure? Sorry, thats a hard concept for me to grasp. Does she, or did she rather, enjoy it too?

1: No need to be bitter about the penis size comment, I don't think it was meant as bold conclusive proof to be challenged.

2: Why do you always seem to have a hard time grasping the concept that not everybody is identical to yourself? It's obvious why both parties would enjoy anal sex - there are numerous reasons (she gets off on feeling dirty/slutty/naughty, he gets off on fucking a dirty/slutty/naughty girl, the sensation is good for her when she's aroused, the sensation is good for him, she takes pleasure from pleasing her man, she gets off on being obedient, so on so forth), of which I'm sure you must be aware of even if they don't necessarily apply to you.

I'm a fucking moron and all I can do is insult someone when it's seen as cool to insult someone everyone else is too!
Look at me! I'm cool! I'm popular!

Here's a snippet from an 'anal-enjoying-girlzors'...

“I need you to fuck my ass.”

“As you wish,” he said, and he guided me into a new position.

On my knees, I leaned against the couch and presented him with my bottom. He poured over us a precious half-ounce of our co-owned lube.

“Slow, go slow,” I moaned. He went perfectly slowly, at least until I pushed back against him, the signal that all systems were a go for anything, anything at all.

He moves so well. How did he learn, I wondered. Did he go to school for sex? If so, he’d have a post-graduate degree in fucking. Did he have a coach, someone who coolly looked over his shoulder, critiquing his performance until it was perfect?

Or has he simply spent the past 30-plus years in careful study of what his partners like?

I reaped the benefits of his knowledge as I bent over the couch. I could do nothing but come and come and come some more.

My high-school friend and I used to say that a certain cute boy made us “wet to the knees.” We had only the very vaguest idea of what that meant. I understand it now, finally, twenty-odd years later. I understood it particularly well bent over my couch and gushing down my legs as he slid so smoothly into and out of my bottom.

Eventually my legs collapsed and my weak arms dropped off the couch. I ended up kneeling on the floor like someone praying, which seemed about right considering that I couldn’t stop murmuring “OhGodohGodohGod.”

I thumb up....waaaaaay up! :D

This thread is full of win!

You know, there are people who enjoy receiving anal. Just because you can't understand people having different tastes, doesn't mean they don't.

WELL YEAH

Seriously, why criticise me?
It's not like I was making fun of the guy or insulting him. I can understand that other people may enjoy anal sex. I dont, is all.
Why is that point worth getting sanctimonious about? It's not like I said anal is wrong or dirty or any shit like that.

WELL YEAH

Seriously, why criticise me?
It's not like I was making fun of the guy or insulting him. I can understand that other people may enjoy anal sex. I dont, is all.
Why is that point worth getting sanctimonious about? It's not like I said anal is wrong or dirty or any shit like that.

Why critise you? For one thing if you're going to edit quotes like a cunt, you should at least learn how to spell criticize first.
Second thing, because you're a cunt, its simple, no I'm not insulting you, I'm stating a fact and the obvious. Now I understand why everyone hates you.

For the record criticise is a perfectly acceptable spelling of the word. It's like color and colour.

Not according to google, and google is never wrong!

Not according to google, and google is never wrong!

FUCK google.

FUCK google.

no, FUCK yoyobek, because yoyobek is a cunt.

Why critise you? For one thing if you're going to edit quotes like a cunt, you should at least learn how to spell criticize first.
Second thing, because you're a cunt, its simple, no I'm not insulting you, I'm stating a fact and the obvious. Now I understand why everyone hates you.

I agree that yoyo shouldn't abuse mod powers to edit comments like that, but 'criticise' is a perfectly legitimate spelling, used by many countries including the very creators of English (the, um, English).

WELL YEAH

Seriously, why criticise me?
It's not like I was making fun of the guy or insulting him. I can understand that other people may enjoy anal sex. I dont, is all.
Why is that point worth getting sanctimonious about? It's not like I said anal is wrong or dirty or any shit like that.

Because in every thread mentioning, you flip the fuck out.