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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-10-17, 10:30 |
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 I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
it's so strange, my girlfriend is on, so she sucked my dick to climax like twice in the last 4 hours, yet, she just went in the shower (she just came in now sxy bitch i'm typing this she doesn't know what i'm typing heheh) and i went on the laptop and browsed me up some porn,
then i hear she's stopped showering so i think what the fuck, i'll fap, i barely even got hard before i came, i was limp!!! i literally had enough time to wipe myself down with her dressing gown (haha) and type the first part of this before she came in.
i can't believe it, it took about 20 secs from start to finish that's some kind of fapping record!
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#2
2007-10-17, 10:31 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
That's something to be proud of..
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#3
2007-10-17, 10:37 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
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That's something to be proud of..
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I'd say it is, nothing beats a quick wank, drawing it past the 10 minute mark starts to get boring. |
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#4
2007-10-17, 12:29 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
she's going out right now, i'm going to have another 10 wanks (i'm typing this as she is kissing me goodbye heheheh)
i don't know whether i can achieve the same speed, maybe it was the fear factor of getting caught?
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#5
2007-10-17, 12:40 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
Just remembered with the limp load-blowing, I've done that once before, but I was stoned off my gourd at the time, I came and laughed my ass off that I was still limp
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#6
2007-10-17, 19:17 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
I'd say it is, nothing beats a quick wank, drawing it past the 10 minute mark starts to get boring.
When I have ample porn and time, I like to draw it out as long as I can. I'll stop sometimes til I start to go limp and get it up again. I think its better the longer it takes.
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#7
2007-10-17, 20:18 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
When I have ample porn and time, I like to draw it out as long as I can. I'll stop sometimes til I start to go limp and get it up again. I think its better the longer it takes.
Same but the ultra-fast wank has it's place too. 20 seconds is pretty impressive, if I really gotta I can pull it off in under a minute.
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#8
2007-10-17, 20:32 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
she's going out right now, i'm going to have another 10 wanks (i'm typing this as she is kissing me goodbye heheheh)
Well you're a nice attentive boyfriend, arent you?
Dick.
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#9
2007-10-17, 20:38 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
Well you're a nice attentive boyfriend, arent you?
Dick.
She's not present anymore. Let the man fap!
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#10
2007-10-17, 22:30 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
Troll alert!
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#11
2007-10-17, 22:33 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
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Originally Posted by stormshadowftb
it's so strange, my girlfriend is on, so she sucked my dick to climax like twice in the last 4 hours, yet, she just went in the shower (she just came in now sxy bitch i'm typing this she doesn't know what i'm typing heheh) and i went on the laptop and browsed me up some porn,
then i hear she's stopped showering so i think what the fuck, i'll fap, i barely even got hard before i came, i was limp!!! i literally had enough time to wipe myself down with her dressing gown (haha) and type the first part of this before she came in.
i can't believe it, it took about 20 secs from start to finish that's some kind of fapping record!
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The record is one second, and that was rather disrespectful what you did to her gown, you are a douche. |
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#12
2007-10-17, 22:38 |
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
About as bad as that one dude that blew his shit after 5 seconds of a girl sucking his dick. I think it was howard stern or something...cant recall
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#13
2007-10-17, 22:40 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
Troll alert!
5charmander
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#14
2007-10-17, 22:48 |
Running Free
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
This thread is awesome, troll or not. I don't believe OP is trolling.
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#15
2007-10-18, 03:02 |
OrganizedChaos
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
5charmander
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/penguinlover456/Charmander-1.jpg
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I think I laughed a little too hard at that.
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#16
2007-10-18, 05:18 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
one time i was in bed with a naked girl, and i wanted to have sex with her but she was asleep (we slept together after a party, but didn't do anything before she went to sleep) but first i needed a hard-on. so i started strokin it with her naked ass like an inch away from my dick but i couldn't get hard for the life of me, and before i knew it was jizzing while limp. she didnt' wake up or anything and my boxers were on so they got it all but i felt so pathetic yet funny at the same time. i ended up just going to sleep in jizzy boxers and im still a virgin today.
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#17
2007-10-18, 05:34 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
No lie but I've done 6 seconds before. Sorry sir but you fail.
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#18
2007-10-18, 07:34 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
....pathetic story
:(
dskflhasreiu
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#19
2007-10-18, 07:35 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
5charmander
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/penguinlover456/Charmander-1.jpg
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/penguinlover456/Charmander-1.jpg
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/penguinlover456/Charmander-1.jpg
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you are now my favorite person for the next 23 minutes.
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#20
2007-10-18, 09:35 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
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Originally Posted by stormshadowftb
it's so strange, my girlfriend is on, so she sucked my dick to climax like twice in the last 4 hours, yet, she just went in the shower (she just came in now sxy bitch i'm typing this she doesn't know what i'm typing heheh) and i went on the laptop and browsed me up some porn,
then i hear she's stopped showering so i think what the fuck, i'll fap, i barely even got hard before i came, i was limp!!! i literally had enough time to wipe myself down with her dressing gown (haha) and type the first part of this before she came in.
i can't believe it, it took about 20 secs from start to finish that's some kind of fapping record!
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Fake story to cover up for your 20 seconds of fame. |
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#21
2007-10-18, 15:02 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
This tread is useless without pics..Of your gf!!
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#22
2007-10-19, 00:13 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
my record is 43 seconds
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#23
2007-10-23, 02:49 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
personal best time 1min 01 secs
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#24
2007-10-23, 04:31 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
Once at soccer practice in the 8th grade we were playing the girls team for fun and I splooged in my pants while running. Did. Not. Touch. My. Cock.
Fucking master.
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#25
2007-10-23, 05:00 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
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Originally Posted by Da Black Ice
No lie but I've done 6 seconds before. Sorry sir but you fail.
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i doubt you had a flop-on though.
this was 20 seconds flat. start on a flop-on to finish on a semi-on.
YOU fail ahahahaha |
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#26
2007-10-23, 05:02 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
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Originally Posted by mr_shady
This tread is useless without pics..Of your gf!!
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so you want child porn? |
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#27
2007-10-23, 10:48 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
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Originally Posted by yoshimipirate
Once at soccer practice in the 8th grade we were playing the girls team for fun and I splooged in my pants while running. Did. Not. Touch. My. Cock.
Fucking master.
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Once I went to crap, sat down on the toilet and noticed that I'd blown a load in my pants. No stimulation. I win. |
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#28
2007-10-23, 22:25 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
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Originally Posted by stormshadowftb
it's so strange, my girlfriend is on, so she sucked my dick to climax like twice in the last 4 hours, yet, she just went in the shower (she just came in now sxy bitch i'm typing this she doesn't know what i'm typing heheh) and i went on the laptop and browsed me up some porn,
then i hear she's stopped showering so i think what the fuck, i'll fap, i barely even got hard before i came, i was limp!!! i literally had enough time to wipe myself down with her dressing gown (haha) and type the first part of this before she came in.
i can't believe it, it took about 20 secs from start to finish that's some kind of fapping record!
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easily doable after a break. |
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#29
2007-10-24, 00:24 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
Once I went to crap, sat down on the toilet and noticed that I'd blown a load in my pants. No stimulation. I win.
lol..
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#30
2007-10-24, 00:29 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
I'd say it is, nothing beats a quick wank, drawing it past the 10 minute mark starts to get boring.
Agreed after age 15 I sort of got bored with masturbation in general and most of the time just want to get it over with.
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#31
2007-10-24, 00:29 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
When I haven't fapped in 5 days or so, I blow in 15-20 seconds usually.
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#32
2007-10-24, 02:31 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
Well Lil' Kim says her record time is 1 minute 6 seconds.
So you guys fail.
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#33
2007-10-24, 04:11 |
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Re: I broke the fap barrier! I reached fap 1.1
63 seconds for me.
Yeah, I fap in between totse posts.
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