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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2007-10-17, 07:31
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The Banana: Proof a God exists.
It is my theory that the simple banana has vaster theological ramifications then could be imagined.
Think about it.
Its conveinently shaped for holding, has a ripeness indicator in its color, has a biodegradable wrapper, is peeled easily, nutritious, and is a phallic symbol.
This could have only come about through intelligent design on the part of a Creator.
Discuss.
Last edited by Man-Erg; 2007-10-17 at 07:35.
Reason: Decided to change the picture.
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# 2
2007-10-17, 07:33
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
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Originally Posted by Man-Erg
It is my theory that the simple banana has vaster theological ramifications then could be imagined.
Think about it.
Its conveinently shaped for holding, has a ripeness indicator in its color, has a biodegradable wrapper, is peeled easily, nutritious, and is a phallic symbol.
This could have only come about through intelligent design on the part of a Creator.
Discuss. |
Yeah, I saw the youtube video too.
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# 3
2007-10-17, 07:36
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In Soviet Russia...
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
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Originally Posted by Man-Erg
*insert copypasta from shitty Youtube movie here.*
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5char
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# 4
2007-10-17, 07:40
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
Well this thread backfired.
Incidentaly, this is copypasta from wikipedia, I haven't seen that youtube movie.
Link plz?
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# 5
2007-10-17, 07:44
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In Soviet Russia...
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
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Originally Posted by Man-Erg
Well this thread backfired.
Incidentaly, this is copypasta from wikipedia, I haven't seen that youtube movie.
Link plz?
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Do you need to find it on the web? 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9zwbhAXe5yk
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# 6
2007-10-17, 08:03
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Friends are Gay!
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
Might as well post this.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aLqQttJinjo
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# 7
2007-10-17, 08:05
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
They would make the most awesome trolls in MGCBTSOOYG ever.
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# 8
2007-10-17, 08:06
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
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Originally Posted by Man-Erg
...............and is a phallic symbol |
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's good way of telling all of us which side of the team you swing for.......
Fear and Loathing
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# 9
2007-10-17, 08:10
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
Coconuts, pineapples etc.
Also cultivars.
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# 10
2007-10-17, 13:15
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
your right, but the creator is Nature itself.
I win.
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2007-10-17, 13:35 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
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your right, but the creator is Nature itself.
I win.
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yes, it was designed for a purpose!
cheetahs were designed by god to catch antelope
antelope were designed by god to be eaten by cheetahs
the world was designed by god so that cheetahs and antelope would be able to run on it.
i was designed by god to shove this fork into my eye |
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#12
2007-10-17, 15:44 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
Bananas as you know them were created by humans
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Inside_a_wild-type_banana.jpg/796px-Inside_a_wild-type_banana.jpg
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#13
2007-10-17, 18:14 |
asthesunsets
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
what about the whole plantain family?
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#14
2007-10-17, 18:35 |
Lord. Better Than You
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
Ok, very well
I have now gotten a walnut.
I want to eat it.
It's high in protein.
I have bitten into it.
I have now chipped my tooth.
I have not got the money to buy a nut cracker.
I have now gotten a rock and hit it against the walnut.
Still hasn't worked.
So I'll eat a banana.
Fuck. Haven't got a banana tree.
Oh wait, I can get one at the super market.
I don't have a car.
I'll walk.
*walks to supermarket*
Damn. I haven't got any money.
I'll steal a banana instead.
*goes through elaborate procedure to avoid cameras and staff and walk out with a banana*
I have now eaten the banana.
How convenient the banana is!
It's like I was meant to eat it!
It's wonderful!
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#15
2007-10-17, 18:50 |
Blades of Hate
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
^^ you win.
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2007-10-17, 19:23 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
Silly kids, God doesn't eat fruits.
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#17
2007-10-17, 19:51 |
Spam Man Sam
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
So this is what Kirk Cameron has been up to after he was in Left Behind.
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2007-10-17, 20:18 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
New insight!
The fact that the banana may go extinct due to a lack of genetic diversity proves that the Christian devil exists, and, as usual, is using the heathen theory of evolution against the believers. Although it is also possible that God is punishing humanity by taking away the fruits of our labor.
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2007-10-17, 20:24 |
Pilsu
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
The fact that the banana may go extinct due to a lack of genetic diversity proves that the Christian devil exists, and, as usual, is using the heathen theory of evolution against the believers
That doesn't even make sense
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#20
2007-10-17, 22:19 |
OdayJuarez
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
Penis.
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#21
2007-10-17, 22:49 |
Jove
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
shlong....
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#22
2007-10-17, 22:49 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
What's funny is the sweeping majority of bananas in my country are grown by Sihks.
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2007-10-17, 23:10 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
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Originally Posted by Name's Taken
Coconuts, pineapples etc.
Also cultivars.
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So how many fruit fits perfectly in the human hand? One. Ok, so how many do not fit perfectly in our hands? |
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#24
2007-10-17, 23:59 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
Rhubarb. The stalk can make a delicious pie; the leaf is poisonous. God must be a tricky fellow.
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2007-10-18, 07:19 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
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Originally Posted by shitty wok
Rhubarb. The stalk can make a delicious pie; the leaf is poisonous. God must be a tricky fellow.
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But without cooking with sugar, it is most horribly sour.
God is vengeful. |
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#26
2007-10-18, 08:21 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
shlong....
Wang.
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#27
2007-10-19, 21:50 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
wild bananas are nearly inedible, it took hundreds if not thousands of years of selective breeding to get the "modern banana"
most of the food that we eat today has been bred for its purpose, not just the banana, what about potatoes, apples, corn, wheat, chicken, dogs, beef, etc etc
do humans even eat food that hasnt been in some way modified?
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2007-10-19, 23:49 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
^^
exactly.
Christian "Science" can be fun.
But this type of shit is NOT to convert people or prove anything. It cannot be. It is made to continue to fool the dwindling faithful. It is made this simple are obviously deceptive b/c their target audience (jesus humpers) are already completely void of rational thought. They do NOT think for themselves.
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2007-10-20, 06:51 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
...1,167 views.
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#30
2007-10-20, 18:29 |
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Re: The Banana: Proof a God exists.
So how many fruit fits perfectly in the human hand? One. Ok, so how many do not fit perfectly in our hands?http://youtube.com/watch?v=aLqQttJinjo
^^
exactly.
Christian "Science" can be fun.
But this type of shit is NOT to convert people or prove anything. It cannot be. It is made to continue to fool the dwindling faithful. It is made this simple are obviously deceptive b/c their target audience (jesus humpers) are already completely void of rational thought. They do NOT think for themselves.And they never will. Well said BrokeProphet, the religious masses/fanatics are comfortably dumb and probably intend to stay that way.
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