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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-10-12, 05:54 |
spockcarolla 
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 I jerked off using the Force
it was a jedi jackoff it was. i got a sweet as porn on, and started normal and finished off with what is known as mental masturbation, if you want the quasi technical term for it. has anyone ever done it? very interesting and nice.
heh. believe it or not i have sex regularly.
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#2
2007-10-17, 02:29 |
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hardtown, hardstate, hardnation
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
Oh yeah?
I use the Force to solve crossword puzzles WITH MY EYES CLOSED!!
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#3
2007-10-17, 02:31 |
Running Free
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
inb4lock
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#4
2007-10-17, 03:44 |
baliente
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
I make the force do my bidding for me.
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#5
2007-10-17, 07:35 |
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
The force is strong in you, young padewan...But it's stronger in me as I have the "Close Thread" button.
Explain this phenomenon with some links and shit or I'll have to do something that is akin to Yoda raising the X-Wing out of the swamp and close this thread. Both take a great deal of patience and strength in the force.
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2007-10-17, 08:53 |
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
There is... another... sky... wanker...
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#7
2007-10-17, 12:50 |
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
Your lack of faith disturbs me!
*force chokes his chicken*
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#8
2007-10-17, 13:28 |
Duck In Fog
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
I'm totally surprised no one's mentioned Obi Wan Kenobi...
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2007-10-17, 13:36 |
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
I'm totally surprised no one's mentioned Obi Wang Kenobi...
Fixed. Happy now?
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2007-10-17, 15:19 |
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
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Originally Posted by psycho_8b
The force is strong in you, young padewan...But it's stronger in me as I have the "Close Thread" button.
Explain this phenomenon with some links and shit or I'll have to do something that is akin to Yoda raising the X-Wing out of the swamp and close this thread. Both take a great deal of patience and strength in the force.
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Awww, let me do it?
After all, I'm little and hairy and kinda greeny yellow at times, therefore I'm the most passable yoda impersonator here. |
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#11
2007-10-17, 15:44 |
Duck In Fog
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
Fixed. Happy now?
A little.
I meant more that the name sounds like wanker... THEN I remembered there are a lot of Americans on here...
So yea, I'm happy, ta.
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#12
2007-10-17, 17:22 |
spockcarolla
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
just google mental masturbation :
http://www.jackinworld.com/library/articles/mental.html
i read about it years ago, and wanted to give it a whirl. i love all this star wars inuendo, haha!
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#13
2007-10-17, 20:28 |
VenaticalOne
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
i love all this star wars inuendo, haha!
nerd.
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#14
2007-10-17, 20:29 |
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
nerd.
moron.
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#15
2007-10-18, 10:46 |
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Re: I jerked off using the Force
moron.
Oooh, burned by a mod! [/13 year old impression]
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