My girl loves the new super mario bros for ds. On this one occasion, about a week ago, I decided that I wanted to flick my tounge on, in, or around her V-hole. Were pretty open with or convos, so she told me the only way I could throw my face in between her legs was if she could play Mario bros at the same time. Me being open to new things and a huge video game fan said "Haha your fuckin with me right?" She just giggled, but the look on her face said "do it". So I did. She got about half way threw stage 3-3 when she threw my DS on the floor and told me to fuck her. We boned for a good hour. Shes on the pill so I came in her vajj-snatchy, Only because she insisted that do. (I think we can all agree that there is no better feeling in the world than to bust one off in a girly box) My wenix was still in her, floating around in a sea of sex snot when I realized that I diddnt want the fluids on my new sheets. I grabbed the cum towel in the corner of my bedroom. I wiped her ass and saved my bed sheets from a snowball the size of a walnut. When I grabbed the towel to wipe off my own buisness I notice from top to bottem on one side was a huge SHIT STAIN. I pretended like I saw nothing and threw it back in the corner. It's not like I'm gunna say "Hey babe thanks for leaving a shit stain on the cum towel" Ahhhh good times.

Do you guys have any stories kinda like this?

no but i laughed my arse off at "sex snot". havnt heard that before lol.

I'm afraid not.

icky poo =(

That was terrible.

And for that I applaud you.

gotta love the metaphors.

unless it happens again, I wouldn't say anything to her about it...

Oh, and throw that towel away...

hey! i replied to this already but it didn't show up... what the fuck?

anyways, why the fuck does your girlfriend not wipe her ass?

V-hole, vajj-snatchy, girly box, wenix, sex snot

Those make me cringe and laugh at the same time, they're incredibly dumb and make me think of a immature 12 year old making up giggle-worthy 'slang' with his friends. However, because of they, they made me laugh, but I still hate you for them.

+1 for the SMB/sex combo.

nah never fucked anybody while playing video games.

Wii would be bomb. Pics?

Best visualization ever.

HHhAAA DUDE
my last girlfriend fucking had shorts on and i was chillin with my friends and she randomly had blood all over the bottom. i pulled her to the side and told her to go to the bathroom, that wouldve been mad embarassing if my friends saw that.

dress up as a fat italian plumber next time you sexxors her.

4play for the win

The gaming bit sounds hot. The poo not so hot.
Maybe put her in the shower before sex next time.

She got about half way threw stage 3-3 when she threw my DS on the floor and told me to fuck her.

Ok, there's 2 things wrong there.
1) You mustn't have been that good if she made it THAT far.
2) She threw your DS? The bitch!

I tried to get to get some head while playing cs but she wouldn't go for it.