Short version: New girlfriend has "regrettably prolific" past (her words, not mine). What the cheapest way for her to get comprehensive STD testing? She's 18 but lives with her parents, and we'd prefer they not find out.

Go buy a pregnacy test bro. Its not hard.

(hope my spelling is ok)

You're an idiot.

Go to Planned Parenthood, or if there is a College in your city there should be a free clinic there.

She's 18, it's illegal for her parents to be told without her consent.

You're an idiot.

Go to Planned Parenthood, or if there is a College in your city there should be a free clinic there.

She's 18, it's illegal for her parents to be told without her consent.

at least im not fat............(black guys in backrounds scream "OOOooOOO!!!")

at least im not fat............(black guys in backrounds scream "OOOooOOO!!!")

He asked for an STD test and you say pregnancy?

Makes me think you're not old enough to know what goes on down there...

(OoooooohhhhhHHHhh)

He asked for an STD test and you say pregnancy?

Makes me think you're not old enough to know what goes on down there...

(OoooooohhhhhHHHhh)

/bows head



You win. Still you didnt have to call me an idiot. That hurt my feelings....../cry

If nothing else, go to a clinic, and ask what your options in the area are. You never know what might be offered where you live. Most places have a real safe sex initiative going on, so they should be happy to help you.

Go buy a pregnacy test bro. Its not hard.

Parasitic fetii are only one of the many possible STDs which need to be tested for...

(hope my spelling is ok)

Lemme guess... you're high on datura?

ive never had to do this before, but im pretty sure a good old doctor can help you out privately

She is 18, doctors can't tell her parents anything without her permission.

Despite what most horny 14 year olds think, Pregnancy is not an STD

On Topic: She should go and see a doctor if she's worried. Doctor-Patient confidentiality applies. So unless her parents are the kind who'd go apeshit, start lawsuits and rip the hair off her head until someone let's them in, you should be fine. But if push-comes-to-shove, telling the parents should be considered.

I've also heard Home Testing Kits exist, but I don't know if they exist, or how accurate they are. Consult your local Pharmacist.

In most towns there is a sexual health clininc. It's free. Just go in, make an appointment, tell them you want to be tested. They will either do the tests there or refer you to someone who can do it/talk to your family doctor for you. And if you live in Canada it's completely free.

Go to a clinic? They're not about to call the parents. They're not allowed to discuss the results with anyone but the person in question.

I've also heard Home Testing Kits exist, but I don't know if they exist, or how accurate they are. Consult your local Pharmacist.

Actually, I was at Wallgreens a couple days ago picking up a prescription and I noticed that at the top row of "ready prescriptions" there was a few home testing kits. They were about $60... Not sure what STD they checked for or if you need a prescription, because they were behind the counter.

I s'pose do what he said and check your local pharmacy...

shoukd be no problem if she's eighteen, with regards to her parents finding out.
go to a clinic/school and get it done. they can text you the results these days, so it's all pretty easy and secretive.

Thanks guys (except for that first comment). I'll start looking around for a clinic or something.

Hey, he was trying.

Probably.