Whos tried it?


Does it rule? Is it easy sex? Is it a instant soul mate? Whats the deal. IM curious.....And i know you guys are too if you seen a E harmony commercial.

Ya feel me?

Dude, I met my current girlfriend on myspace. I guess I can't complain.

Usually you'll get an E-mail, respond to it and then never hear from the person again. Its great to find people for odd things, like if you wanted to take a shit on someone, but it hardly ever works out.

Ok i have a friend that just did that also. HOW THE FUCK does that work out?

You add someone to your myspace then tell them you want to hook up? I dont have a myspace because im too gangster for one. Please explain to me how you can meet a girl on myspace. It isnt a dating service!

Try criagslist. It hasn't worked for me but I keep posting my "Crossdressing sex slave looking for dominant woman to fuck me with strap-on" and my "Aunt and naughty niece role play" posts anyway.

Yeah I tried internet dating once.

I downloaded this movie and masturbated to it.

I'm telling you guys it really works, no kidding.

same except i broke up with her

Ive made my last few advances to girls online,(since it was the only way i had communication with said girl(s)) and like when i see these girls in person that initial stage isnt there, assuming that im meeting new girls from the start. Like theres steps that u skip over in the process when you talk online to someone...but then yet the option to put the moves on them is still wide open...cant explain it so heres an example

Girl ive seen many times over, but never actually talked to...talked to her via myspace over summer...then when i seen her (school started) we just talk like its nothing, even though in fact it was the 1st time we spoke at each other face to face.

Ive met a girl on myspace, from scratch starting with nothing, it was a interesting excursion.....i posted the experience elsewhere on here in depth with the process of it all...really is just straight foward and nothing to it. It either works or it doesnt.

Internet dating ftl.

It seems alot of the time real life people and tasks take over and you'll see less and less of that person as they get on with their 'real' life.

But in all honesty, unless you slap a good default pic up or have something distinguished about yourself, a girl online is just going to be like meh not worth the time. Its going to be a serious challenge, even the ways that ive somehow managed to get in on a girl with i dont believe fully. Like it didnt make sense....u gotta think about it

Myspace/facebook, your putting a offensive on some girl, most likely adding her without knowing her, thats -1...trying to talk at her knowing she will not be familar with you -1...then trying to break that unsurity barrier by saying something to open her up to you. The odds are just against anyone trying this. Its a gamble.

Internet dating is like the easy way out, but with a unlikely turnout/gambling.

It does work, just depends on your approach*

Hey I met plenty of chicks online before and most of the time it turns out pretty good.

Just make sure you don't have a psycho girlfriend who can trace down all your "activity"

I've met several girls online that I've been on dates with. Overall, I'd say it's pretty good. It's kind of a hit/miss thing most of the time. Like maybe you meet up and you guys just don't get along at all.

Also, I've had sex on two first dates with ladies met on t3h interwebz.

http://www.okcupid.com <--Free internet dating

Yeah, someone need to explain that shit to me. I just don't understand how does that work. Like how the fuck can you find people on myspace?

I met my girlfriend on the internet.

We've been together for 10 months now, we got to be together after waiting 9. Totally worth it - She's coming here for two weeks in December :)

It work's if both people are willing and wanting, sure it fucking sucks not being able to be together - but meh, greater things require more work.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Send a message saying her your pretty cute and start talking her from there.

Am i the only guy who thinks thats kinda "Cheating" Or pushing "Easy Mode". If thats how i pick up women. I may never learn to function with the opposite sex in real life, aside from a random girl I met online, and family members.


Can you guys imagine how fucked up our generations kids are gonna be

WIth myspace and facebook taking over this will become more popular I think. But as far as going to actual specified dating sites, it's still full of desperate people who can't succeed at picking up in RL. Does it make me evil that I troll these people? They don't even understand the concept of lulz, they just think I am a fuckhead.

i leik teh intarnet datin cuz i can talk to da girlz from ma momz basementz :D

And lie about living with your parents. :)

I met my girlfriend of two years on IRC.

Best place for ugly girls to find fairly good looking guys :)

WIth myspace and facebook taking over this will become more popular I think. But as far as going to actual specified dating sites, it's still full of desperate people who can't succeed at picking up in RL.

Some may be desperate and others just picky. I myself am picky(not because im going for dime pieces only either), and sometimes depending the places im at i dont see any girls that catch my eye. Also you can sort of cheat, you never meet the person in RL from the start, you chat online then get their number, you can get a impression of that person without leaving your place of residence.

Others are lame and lazy, they wont make any effort in person, then they come online and think HEH ill do this!

Internet relationships are not real
Your heart people steal but identities conceal
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys

[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check
[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day
[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl
[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?
[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes
What do you like?
[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great
I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight
[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?
[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight
[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?
[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life
[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?
[DARYL47:] Yes
[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32
I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol
[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too

[CHORUS]
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Online relationships are really just pretend
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
Get, get off the Internet

Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
But people can surprise you from behind a screen
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean

[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile
I checked out your pics and I like your smile
[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend
We can message each other again and again
[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my page
Join my groups and guess my age!
[BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?
You can't be in high school you're just too hot
[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collection
I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16

[REPEAT CHORUS]

If you don't believe us here's a final story
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise

[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase
I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face
[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a female
I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women online
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)

that song was good!