After sex, orgasm and when I pull out and take off my condom I usually just throw it on an ash tray or in a trash bin.
The last few times we've made love she's been telling me that I need to tie it and make sure that it wasn't perforated.
Is this necessary?
I just do the bubble check and if that's ok, then the condom is ok.

Is she insane or does anyone else do this?

down the toilet it goes...

ever since someone told me the story about some chick taking a used condom and putting the cum inside her to get pregnant, i've been kind of paranoid.

Rape her.

Problem solved.

Rape her.

Problem solved.

When I can have hot consexual sex and not worry about not getting any from her anymore, jail and etc?

And no one has answered my question...

PS. If a chick gets pregnant with my sperm, but not at my will, well.. have fun with the baby...

PS. If a chick gets pregnant with my sperm, but not at my will, well.. have fun with the baby...

Track you down?

Child support?

etc etc

Track you down?

Child support?

etc etc

Totse response:

Kill the whore AND the mistake.

Mine:

Slap some sense into the whore/move/take legal accion/I'll figure it out.

PS. Flushing down the condom isn't very smart. Not at you own place at least and more so if you live with your parents. The plumber would get a laugh and a good pay, though. :)

Totse response:

Kill the whore AND the mistake.

Mine:

Slap some sense into the whore/move/take legal accion/I'll figure it out.

PS. Flushing down the condom isn't very smart. Not at you own place at least and more so if you live with your parents. The plumber would get a laugh and a good pay, though. :)

Well what else could i do with it?

Trash can? she can still get it?

throw it outside? littering!

give me ideas!

Toilet sounded good.

Well what else could i do with it?

Trash can? she can still get it?

throw it outside? littering!

give me ideas!


Are you that fucking paranoid? :S

Just keep an eye on it ??

PS. Thanks for the hijack...

Thanks for the hijack...

welcome =)

Is she insane or does anyone else do this?

girls are generally (and rightly) paranoid as all hell about this sort of thing. they are the ones getting pregnant so it makes sense.

my ex- would have me make sure the condom hadn't broken all the time. just indulge her, you'll get happier sex that way :)

-F☺rd

Are you saying to check if it has broked?

girls are generally (and rightly) paranoid as all hell about this sort of thing. they are the ones getting pregnant so it makes sense.

my ex- would have me make sure the condom hadn't broken all the time. just indulge her, you'll get happier sex that way :)

-F☺rd

Yeah, I should. I don't like playing around with it after sex, but w/e, if it makes her happy.. it makes me happy, so what the hell. :)

and guy above me, yes....

EDIT: "it has broked" whoah, wtf.

Well what else could i do with it?

Trash can? she can still get it?

throw it outside? littering!

give me ideas!

got a microwave?

Tie it in a simple knot, throw it in a bin. (Wrap it in tissues so no one else will notice, especially if someone's got a cold lately).

I would recommend using the contents as a skin lotion. Nine out of ten doctors say its good for the complexion.
It also leaves your mark on her and she can smell you for hours after.

easy solution, make her do it.

I don't understand why ANY girl would root through the bins, the gross, disgusting bins and put it in them. Infections?

girls are generally (and rightly) paranoid as all hell about this sort of thing. they are the ones getting pregnant so it makes sense.

my ex- would have me make sure the condom hadn't broken all the time. just indulge her, you'll get happier sex that way :)

-F☺rd

I've heard of chicks who want to get pregnant piercing condoms.

Most girls want to get pregnant... just most realize that it's a terrible idea outside of marriage and therefore don't want to get pregnant because the costs easily outweigh the benefits.

My girlfriend's friend's older sister is pregnant (on purpose, within a marriage), and my girlfriend (and her friends) are really excited, because they want babies of their own but obviously would rather get through university and get married first.

Tie knots in them, just to keep the smell down & stop it from leaking elsewhere. Or, tie them, keep them and put them inside an air vent in one of your classrooms. Keep building up your supply, eventually the place will smell horribly.

You guys who are paranoid about it realize that all the sperm is dead in 7 minutes, especially if it is all dried up. The only way to keep it alive is to keep it warm an moist, ie if she immediately puts it in her mouth. I have heard (a wild internet rumor) of African women giving blow jobs, keeping the load in their mouth, then douching with it after to get themselves pregnant. Then the kid is allowed into the US, and so is the mom.

I didn't realize cum smelt.

It doesn't smell that bad..

Definitely not bad enough to be noticeable.

It doesn't smell that bad..

Definitely not bad enough to be noticeable.

try leaving it somewhere for a few months...

i spent a month and a half at my boyfriend's house this summer, only to come home and find that i had forgotten to throw away the bag of condoms in my closet. my closest still smells like used condoms.

try leaving it somewhere for a few months...

i spent a month and a half at my boyfriend's house this summer, only to come home and find that i had forgotten to throw away the bag of condoms in my closet. my closest still smells like used condoms.


That's.. kind of disgusting.. Not exactly something I'd keep lying around.

That's.. kind of disgusting.. Not exactly something I'd keep lying around.

i don't keep them lying around either. they were in a bag in my closet.

Some chick I used to know once showed me a bag full of condoms she had hidden under her couch.

I was like, "wtf mayte?"

I just have to make sure: Were they used??

Well what else could i do with it?

Trash can? she can still get it?

throw it outside? littering!

give me ideas!

Microwave it? Then if she does still impregnate herself a) Her mutant baby will grow up a crimefighting superhero and b) she will get nasty vagina burns.