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 #1 
Old 2007-10-05, 23:56
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Default Blue Balls Challenge Signups

Alright, I hate to be that guy who is disrespecting mods/authority, but I don't really have any other options if I want to keep this thing going. The original thread was moved by yoyobek, and it was soon locked by Meta because it didn't really belong where it was put. I understand yoyobek thinking that this whole thing is stupid, or just not wanting to deal with it, and I also understand posting is a privelage and not a right. However, I think the whole situation has not been dealt with in the spirit of Totse.

Here is the original post, I am still taking note of whomever is signing up. If this thread gets locked while it is in S&A, then so be it, I will call it off. However, I am hoping that I can get some support from the mods.

...and just as a reminder, THE CHALLENGE STARTS ON OCTOBER 13! NOT NOW!

I challenge Totse to practice self control for 40 days and 40 nights starting Saturday, October 13 at 12:00 AM, and ending on Thursday, November 22 (Thanksgiving), at 12:00 AM.

Here are the rules:
- No having sex or receiving sexual favors
- No jacking off
- No ejaculating (wet dreams will get you disqualified).
- You should (not must) create a blog at http://www.livejournal.com/ so everyone can keep track of how you are doing. You must also make at least one entry a week if you list a blog of any sort.

I believe this is a great way to celebrate Thanksgiving, because we will all be very thankful for that one wank. On Friday, October 12, we will all make our dicks sore for good luck, then we begin the hard challenge.

Everyone who wants in, say "aye" and give the link for your live journal you just registered or your current blog. On October 12, I will make a new thread with everyone's handle and links to everyone's blogs so all of Totse can watch!

You can be listed without a blog. However, people with blogs will be listed first.

The original thread can be found at:

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2058805

Oh, and to add some validity to this thread being in S&A, data will be collected from this for a possible thesis... someday...
 #2 
Old 2007-10-05, 23:57
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Southern California
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So far we got:

- Lt_Flippy
- http://lt-flippy.livejournal.com/

- EssJay
- http://essjay200e.livejournal.com/

- Miroba
- http://miroba.livejournal.com/

- Running Free
- http://cantfap.livejournal.com/

- gtvwill
- http://gtvwill.livejournal.com/

- sobriquet
- http://sobriquetnofapz.livejournal.com/

- Diputs
- http://endiputs.livejournal.com/

- cant b bothered
- http://menofapz.livejournal.com/

- Infamous Bomb Shell
- http://lulzonyou.livejournal.com/

- Bates23
- http://bates223.livejournal.com/

- Mogli of the Jungle
- http://mogli-totse.livejournal.com/

- bored_teen
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- Splam
- http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2058904

- tjg50311
- http://bored-teen.livejournal.com/

- Name's Taken

- bone

- Arrow2brain

- Cousingrimm

- MH-iforgotmypassword

- reject

- grusomhat

- Issue313

- BurNinHeLL1232

- the G

- RedWasp

- xilikeeggs0

- OrganizedChaos

- fl
 #3 
Old 2007-10-06, 00:48
Diputs Diputs is offline
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I sign up!

Aye!!

http://endiputs.livejournal.com/

Diputs is taken...
 #4 
Old 2007-10-06, 00:49
Cousingrimm Cousingrimm is offline
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I got nothing better to do. No livejournal, but meh; throw my name up there.
 #5 
Old 2007-10-06, 00:51
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Technically speaking, Yoyo' should have moved it to HB, not SG (could be called a game thread). Unless it represents a serious study of sexual self denial... I'd say having everyone record their thoughts as they go through the process makes this worthy of staying in S&A.

Just my 2 cents.

I may sign up. I'm leaving to meet a rather pretty young lady in about half an hour, so it kinda depends on how that goes.
 #6 
Old 2007-10-06, 01:21
niggersexual niggersexual is offline
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This is retarded.
 #7 
Old 2007-10-06, 05:11
tjg50311 tjg50311 is offline
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Bump...
 #8 
Old 2007-10-06, 07:18
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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http://menofapz.livejournal.com/
 #9 
Old 2007-10-06, 09:46
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East end
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I'll leave it alone...Purely to see how many people on TOTSE truly are retarded enough to go through with this.

And you will not be getting my support in your little quest...Two days is enough chastity for me thank you very much!
 #10 
Old 2007-10-06, 10:48
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This just isnt Sex and Affection related, really.
And honestly, if you're really going through with this, do you want to come to a forum discussing anal,bareback fucking,porn,hot asians/midgets and huge breasts when you're trying not to fap?!


You'll get more Traffic in SG.
I'd move this again but then you'd post a thread like
"fuck u yoyobek u stupid rusian bitch you closed my fuken thread go die!" and ugh. That get's so fucking tiring.
 #11 
Old 2007-10-06, 10:56
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D!cks are for my friends
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LOL ur russian?
 #12 
Old 2007-10-06, 11:04
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No I'm not. But for some reason some retarded fucking idiots think I am. Dont be one of them.
 #13 
Old 2007-10-06, 11:23
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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All the other challenges people have started after watchin 40days and 40 nights end up here and no ones every complained. If you must move, could it go to hb as meta is a fag.
 #14 
Old 2007-10-06, 11:55
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I've received an email from Lt_Flippy explaining the situiation and my fuck up.

This thread may be stickied if he approves. I didnt think the one in SG would get closed.
Meta isnt a fag, btw.
 #15 
Old 2007-10-06, 12:11
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Sorry, not signing up. My date... went well. :)

I actually like Meta, though he closes some stuff I would personally move (good content, just wrong place) and that's frustrating.
 #16 
Old 2007-10-06, 14:12
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Southern California
Default Re: Blue Balls Challenge Signups

Quote:
Originally Posted by yoyobek
I've received an email from Lt_Flippy explaining the situiation and my fuck up.

This thread may be stickied if he approves. I didnt think the one in SG would get closed.
Meta isnt a fag, btw.


Thanks for understanding. It would be really awesome if it got stickied.

Oh, and when October 13 comes, I plan on making a new thread, so can you unsticky this one, close it, and sticky a new one if I make it?
 #17 
Old 2007-10-06, 14:45
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Alright, I hate to be that guy who is disrespecting mods/authority, but I don't really have any other options if I want to keep this thing going. The original thread was moved by yoyobek, and it was soon locked by Meta because it didn't really belong where it was put.

Yeah, once you get lost into the darkened quagmire otherwise known as "Meta's modding decisions" the end result is normally chaos, confusion and profound stupidity. You aren't really "disrespecting authority", just a common sense human that disagreed with the admins little pet. My advice to you would not waste much time or effort trying to get to the bottom of this, because the admins have a whole team of janitors working round the clock to clean up the messes he gets into. That fuckwit is so lost in his own world, in his delusional arrogance he has actually reinvented the meanings of words completely contrary to most thinking people and the entire internet community as a whole. "Spam" and "General" have an entirely different meaning to Meta vs. the rest of the world.

Oh, and your idea is quite idiotic. Anyone making this list of yours is just proving how pathetic their love lives were in the first place.....and chances are they weren't getting laid in the next couple years anyhow. So for those of you that ARE going to go through with this ridiculous exercise....I just gotta ask. Are you going to fap first thing in the morning on Thanksgiving, or in the evening after everyone has gone home? Who knows, maybe that lipstick stain still on your cheek from Grandma or the perfume aroma from your eccentric Aunt Edna might assist in giving you the greatest orgasm of your life. You sick fucks!
 #18 
Old 2007-10-06, 14:50
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I didnt think the one in SG would get closed.

3 things you can count on in this world....


1) Death
2) Taxes
3) Meta making daily assinine modding decisions while the rest of the mods are scratching their heads saying....."HUH?"

Glad to wake up on a beautiful Saturday morning and realize that the Apocalypse is not upon us, and the world is working just like always.
 #19 
Old 2007-10-06, 15:08
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Thanks for understanding. It would be really awesome if it got stickied.

Oh, and when October 13 comes, I plan on making a new thread, so can you unsticky this one, close it, and sticky a new one if I make it?

Sure. To avoid confusion for everyone may want to link this thread and supply a basic description of wtf is going on.

Count me out on joining this though. I have very little willpower when it comes to certain things.
 #20 
Old 2007-10-06, 15:30
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totse
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i think that no more than 2 will succeed. anyone wanna place bets?
 #21 
Old 2007-10-06, 15:35
Khepri Khepri is offline
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I don't think any of them will make it. It's totse..
 #22 
Old 2007-10-06, 19:25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Khepri
I don't think any of them will make it. It's totse..


seconded.
 #23 
Old 2007-10-07, 02:02
Arrow2brain Arrow2brain is offline
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November 22nd... that's gonna be the greatest wank ever. Assuming I'll make it. Which I won't.
 #24 
Old 2007-10-07, 11:28
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Aye, I'll give it a go.
 #25 
Old 2007-10-07, 15:12
Infamous Bomb Shell Infamous Bomb Shell is offline
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http://lulzonyou.livejournal.com/
 #26 
Old 2007-10-07, 16:22
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How do you not have a wet dream?? I don't get that part. It's not your fault if you have one.
 #27 
Old 2007-10-07, 18:41
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Cya
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Bah wtf. I'll join
 #28 
Old 2007-10-07, 20:32
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Oh, and your idea is quite idiotic. Anyone making this list of yours is just proving how pathetic their love lives were in the first place.....and chances are they weren't getting laid in the next couple years anyhow. So for those of you that ARE going to go through with this ridiculous exercise....I just gotta ask.

You should really loose the impression that everyone has a sex life, because fact is most teenagers don't. Maybe some people never get horny enough to chase chicks because they fap everyday? This experiment can be positive for many people, but your right, anyone who has a sex life is of course not going to sign up here. This is about more then not just fapping, it's about proving someone can break the habit anyday. I actually hope to quit fapping forever, but not ejaculation of course.
 #29 
Old 2007-10-07, 21:35
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Land of the Ires.
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Yeah, once you get lost into the darkened quagmire otherwise known as "Meta's modding decisions" the end result is normally chaos, confusion and profound stupidity. You aren't really "disrespecting authority", just a common sense human that disagreed with the admins little pet. My advice to you would not waste much time or effort trying to get to the bottom of this, because the admins have a whole team of janitors working round the clock to clean up the messes he gets into. That fuckwit is so lost in his own world, in his delusional arrogance he has actually reinvented the meanings of words completely contrary to most thinking people and the entire internet community as a whole. "Spam" and "General" have an entirely different meaning to Meta vs. the rest of the world.


I love your first paragraph. Yoyo is chief of the meta fan club though.

My sex life is so vanishingly non-existent that I will participate. Can we post in a thread or something instead of livejournal? I don't like blogs or know how to blog.
 #30 
Old 2007-10-07, 23:13
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Southern California
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I love your first paragraph. Yoyo is chief of the meta fan club though.

My sex life is so vanishingly non-existent that I will participate. Can we post in a thread or something instead of livejournal? I don't like blogs or know how to blog.

All you have to do is create a blog on the website I showed you, and then make "posts" on it. All you do is put in new entries when you want to type something. This will be more of a journal than a blog.

Edit: I like the turnout I am getting. A few more people and this thing might be at least a little memorable.
 #31 
Old 2007-10-08, 01:06
BurNinHeLL1232 BurNinHeLL1232 is offline
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Aye I'm in.

Ive tried this once before but ending losing after an agonizing 19 days.
Although I think I have a better shot now seeing how I'm not in high school and constantly being surrounded by sluts anymore.
 #32 
Old 2007-10-08, 03:13
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A cave, because I'm a hermit.
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I'm in. No LJ (for now, at least) though.

It probably helps I don't have a girlfriend at this point, though.
 #33 
Old 2007-10-08, 03:36
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If we all stick with this one... I'll do it. Even though my current situation leaves me with nothing much besides porn, cigarettes, and cool-whip, I'll do it.
 #34 
Old 2007-10-08, 06:19
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Alexa > IRC Goon Squad
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Edit: I like the turnout I am getting. A few more people and this thing might be at least a little memorable.

2 silly suggestions to add to the "epicness" potential of this thread....

1) Have a "fap pool" making bets about who drops out when, and how many peeps actually go the limit. I'll put my $20 in now and predict there is a stronger chance one of these Totseans will molest their 11 year old cousin out of sexual frustration/frenzy.....before 5 people could make it all the way through the contest.

2) On the designated "fap day" you all have to fap at the precise hour if possible, and even better would be to have a mutual webcam fap festival......with DNA flying all over the webz.
 #35 
Old 2007-10-08, 06:34
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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Different time zones though....?
 #36 
Old 2007-10-08, 13:28
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Southern California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RedWasp
If we all stick with this one... I'll do it. Even though my current situation leaves me with nothing much besides porn, cigarettes, and cool-whip, I'll do it.


I don't want to ask about the cool-whip.

2 silly suggestions to add to the "epicness" potential of this thread....

1) Have a "fap pool" making bets about who drops out when, and how many peeps actually go the limit. I'll put my $20 in now and predict there is a stronger chance one of these Totseans will molest their 11 year old cousin out of sexual frustration/frenzy.....before 5 people could make it all the way through the contest.

2) On the designated "fap day" you all have to fap at the precise hour if possible, and even better would be to have a mutual webcam fap festival......with DNA flying all over the webz.

1. Won't work; this would have had to been set up weeks before if we involved money.

2. That is totally gay.

Different time zones though....?

Glad you asked, we will all start on midnight and end on midnight in our respective time-zones, or the time-zone of our choice (for those with alternative work schedules). All of us doing it in the same timezone would be very inconvenient.
 #37 
Old 2007-10-08, 15:13
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I love your first paragraph. Yoyo is chief of the meta fan club though.


I resent that!Mad (Fake angry) :)
It's true, I like meta, he's a funny old git and he's been through alot. As for how he mods.. *shrugs* It's none of my buisness. He doesent come here telling me how to mod my forums and I dont do the same to him.



On topic,
Just because people are partaking in this doesent mean they're all desperate lonely virgins who cant get laid.
I mean,that isnt the only reason people dont have sex for months on end.

Further on topic, if people partaking in this really dont like the idea of making a livejournal blog, you could post your updates within the stickied thread, but it would probably make S&A very messy if you ALL posted new threads regarding your progress.



Good luck everyone partaking!
 #38 
Old 2007-10-08, 15:20
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Canada
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Haha, this is hilarious. Can girls sign up too? Because if they can... let me ponder. I'll need to weigh out the pros and cons and figure out if the ensuing hilarity will be worth it. 40 days would be easy... for me. Probably not for the boyfriend though...
 #39 
Old 2007-10-08, 15:21
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^Hehe..Go on, I'm sure he'll love it!
 #40 
Old 2007-10-08, 15:54
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Canada
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Yes, but it would also involve explaining to him what the hell totse is, and I don't think he's ready for that yet. Then he'd come here and get all snoopy. Oh god... no. No. Hilarity will not ensue... :(
 #41 
Old 2007-10-08, 17:54
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Cya
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Umm I may have to pull out. I'm still in though at this stage.
 #42 
Old 2007-10-08, 18:39
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Alexa > IRC Goon Squad
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Quote:
Originally Posted by grusomhat
Umm I may have to pull out. I'm still in though at this stage.


There we have it folks......Just 47 minutes shy of exactly ONE DAY and this contestant is already starting to waver. For the person that does end up giving up first since they are the "loser" of this challenge, do they get the Booby Prize?

I take everything back I said in my original post on this thread (still holding the Meta angle though), and apologize to any I offended. This IS going to be an interesting case study, and the lulz its bound to create are limitless.

PLUS MUTHA FUCKING ONE +1 to you Lt_Flippy for coming up with the concept.

As spectators just following along, are the posters not competing allowed to try to throw off the contestants? Like at basketball games people come up with all kinds of antics to make a free-throw shooter lose his focus. In the spirit of competition we as spectators should be able to drop the occasional link of porn or other similar hijinks, just to keep everyone on their toes. My bet is some of these horny bastards won't even go on the mall's second level, for fear of walking past Victoria's Secret and being so tempted they'll go fap like a bastard on day 33.
 #43 
Old 2007-10-08, 19:54
burntoffering burntoffering is offline
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this thread is stupid.
why would I do this?
what possible value could this have for me?
besides a huge mess to clean up after 40 days and nights.
 #44 
Old 2007-10-08, 20:25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by burntoffering
this thread is stupid.
why would I do this?
what possible value could this have for me?
besides a huge mess to clean up after 40 days and nights.


Say war breaks out and you're drafted, no chance to fap anymore, and you have a psychological breakdown because you've been fapping twice daily for the past 10 years.
 #45 
Old 2007-10-08, 20:30
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bangor northern ireland
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ill try this... but im not making a livejournal
 #46 
Old 2007-10-08, 20:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demoiselle
Yes, but it would also involve explaining to him what the hell totse is, and I don't think he's ready for that yet. Then he'd come here and get all snoopy. Oh god... no. No. Hilarity will not ensue... :(


Make him sign up for it :P
 #47 
Old 2007-10-08, 20:34
burntoffering burntoffering is offline
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Say war breaks out and you're drafted, no chance to fap anymore, and you have a psychological breakdown because you've been fapping twice daily for the past 10 years.

oh shit, man, I can go months, without fapping.
I don't thoughj, because I can see no good reason too.
and jerking off doesn't hurt anyone.
but to refrian from sex? that's just stupid.
 #48 
Old 2007-10-08, 21:05
BurNinHeLL1232 BurNinHeLL1232 is offline
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oh shit, man, I can go months, without fapping.
I don't thoughj, because I can see no good reason too.
and jerking off doesn't hurt anyone.
but to refrian from sex? that's just stupid.

Its a test of will power. However if you believe you have complete control over your urges then, yes you are right this is pointless.
 #49 
Old 2007-10-08, 21:58
Mogli of the Jungle Mogli of the Jungle is offline
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GOD DAMMIT

Homecoming is the day that the challenge starts....

How about this. I'll start Saturday like I'm taking the challenge. If I get some at homecoming, good for me, and I'll drop out of the challenge. If I don't, then it's on.

In other words, I'm in.

http://mogli-totse.livejournal.com/
 #50 
Old 2007-10-09, 00:54
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A cave, because I'm a hermit.
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Got an Journal, changed my mind.

http://bates223.livejournal.com/

Demoiselle, show him Totse. Do it. Doooooooo it.
 #51 
Old 2007-10-09, 02:04
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Southern California
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Haha, this is gonna be fucking sweet. To be honest though, I didn't come up with the idea, it has been done before.

OH, and a few people need to measure their balls before and after, for obvious reasons.
 #52 
Old 2007-10-09, 04:15
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Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bates23
Got an Journal, changed my mind.

http://bates223.livejournal.com/

Demoiselle, show him Totse. Do it. Doooooooo it.


Can't do it man. Totse is like my happy place, where I come to escape from the real world. It's... mine. I'm not sharing. He can't have it.
 #53 
Old 2007-10-09, 07:24
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Cya
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There we have it folks......Just 47 minutes shy of exactly ONE DAY and this contestant is already starting to waver. For the person that does end up giving up first since they are the "loser" of this challenge, do they get the Booby Prize?

I take everything back I said in my original post on this thread (still holding the Meta angle though), and apologize to any I offended. This IS going to be an interesting case study, and the lulz its bound to create are limitless.

PLUS MUTHA FUCKING ONE +1 to you Lt_Flippy for coming up with the concept.

As spectators just following along, are the posters not competing allowed to try to throw off the contestants? Like at basketball games people come up with all kinds of antics to make a free-throw shooter lose his focus. In the spirit of competition we as spectators should be able to drop the occasional link of porn or other similar hijinks, just to keep everyone on their toes. My bet is some of these horny bastards won't even go on the mall's second level, for fear of walking past Victoria's Secret and being so tempted they'll go fap like a bastard on day 33.

Lol I don't think it's started yet has it? I thought it was starting on the 12th. Anyway I'm still in for now, but if life gives me opportunity then I'm not against taking it.
 #54 
Old 2007-10-09, 08:50
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4 days guys EEK!
 #55 
Old 2007-10-09, 13:37
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oh shit, man, I can go months, without fapping.
I don't thoughj, because I can see no good reason too.
and jerking off doesn't hurt anyone.
but to refrian from sex? that's just stupid.

How do you know you can go months without fapping if you don't? Just like the coffee addicts who say they never get withdrawels because they always get their daily dose.
 #56 
Old 2007-10-09, 15:10
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How do you know you can go months without fapping if you don't? Just like the coffee addicts who say they never get withdrawels because they always get their daily dose.

Coffee addiction is no joke.
 #57 
Old 2007-10-09, 18:55
BurNinHeLL1232 BurNinHeLL1232 is offline
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Coffee addiction is no joke.

Neither is a serious fap addiction.
 #58 
Old 2007-10-09, 19:27
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I have started it on 31st September myself, so I've been going for quite a short while already.

How the hell do you stop wet dreams though? It's not like you can control them.

Oh yes, and, of course, if I get a chance of getting laid, I ain't missing it. It's all about not-fapping to force me to go out and get laid for me.
 #59 
Old 2007-10-10, 02:57
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent 008
I have started it on 31st September myself, so I've been going for quite a short while already.

How the hell do you stop wet dreams though? It's not like you can control them.

Oh yes, and, of course, if I get a chance of getting laid, I ain't missing it. It's all about not-fapping to force me to go out and get laid for me.


Well I guess everyone who has already started can get a quick fap in right before midnight of this saturday. Honestly, I won't mind not fapping for a while because I was just reminded of the dangers involved...
 #60 
Old 2007-10-10, 03:28
Mogli of the Jungle Mogli of the Jungle is offline
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Fapping too much sends your face to acne hell. :(

Well, for me, anyway.
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Old 2007-10-10, 11:05
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Well I guess everyone who has already started can get a quick fap in right before midnight of this saturday. Honestly, I won't mind not fapping for a while because I was just reminded of the dangers involved...

Nah, screw that. The first week is the most difficult one anyway.

The wet dream question remains open though. It's not like we have a way of controlling that.
 #62 
Old 2007-10-10, 14:54
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I love your first paragraph. Yoyo is chief of the meta fan club though.

My sex life is so vanishingly non-existent that I will participate. Can we post in a thread or something instead of livejournal? I don't like blogs or know how to blog.

Of course she is, she tries to rationalize the bullshit she does with, "I'm a mod!".
 #63 
Old 2007-10-10, 17:08
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i'll do this one: No jacking off

fuck the rest.
 #64 
Old 2007-10-10, 19:12
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I'm vaguely tempted to sign up. But I'm sixteen, and the most I've done before is two weeks.
Hmm.

No, can't be bothered. It'll be amusing to watch, in any case.
 #65 
Old 2007-10-10, 21:45
OrganizedChaos OrganizedChaos is offline
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I'm not gonna make a livejournal, but I'll try it.

Last time I tried I got 16 days, and then it was Valentine's Day and I felt lonely(lol)
 #66 
Old 2007-10-10, 22:59
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Okay there's only 3 days left before the challenge and I'm getting ready for this. So what have you guys been doing to get ready?
 #67 
Old 2007-10-10, 23:31
Running Free Running Free is offline
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Okay there's only 3 days left before the challenge and I'm getting ready for this. So what have you guys been doing to get ready?


I've just been taking time between wanks...... there is a chance (or two or three) that I may be getting laid soon, in which case, I may not survive very long. Ah well, we'll see.
 #68 
Old 2007-10-11, 00:06
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i'm up. and i'm going all the way. this will be interesting /evilgrin


http://bored-teen.livejournal.com/
 #69 
Old 2007-10-11, 01:58
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Jeez, I would, but I'm a virgin and I'm probably getting laid (repeatedly) in the next 40 days so:

Get fucked, bj's, hj's for 40 days or not....looks like I'm not in
 #70 
Old 2007-10-11, 04:00
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I tried doing this 4 times already. I always fold by the 3rd week.

Maybe 5th time's a charm though; I'm in.

No lj though.
 #71 
Old 2007-10-11, 07:11
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Coffee addiction is no joke.

I joke about it constantly. Unless I have no coffee. Then you stay the fuck out of my way. :D
 #72 
Old 2007-10-11, 11:08
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Originally Posted by Pseud0nym
Jeez, I would, but I'm a virgin and I'm probably getting laid (repeatedly) in the next 40 days so:

Get fucked, bj's, hj's for 40 days or not....looks like I'm not in


Just don't wank. That is all.

Edit: imho abstaining from getting laid is stupid and pointless.
 #73 
Old 2007-10-11, 11:22
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I joke about it constantly. Unless I have no coffee. Then you stay the fuck out of my way. :D

I would fill you with ProPlus or peppills and then stroke you like a puppy.:)



Lt_Flippy, in the thread on the 15th, are you going to put up links to everyones journal pages to make things easier?
 #74 
Old 2007-10-11, 12:06
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4 days left and ya know what, I haven't had a wank in about 3 days. Then again, it's been a bit hot, fat people aren't known to function well in high temperatures.
 #75 
Old 2007-10-12, 01:16
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aye. Put me down i'm in.
 #76 
Old 2007-10-17, 02:13
OrganizedChaos OrganizedChaos is offline
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I'm still going strong. :D how's everyone else doing?
 #77 
Old 2007-10-17, 02:18
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I've got it under wraps.
 #78 
Old 2007-10-17, 02:33
Running Free Running Free is offline
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Good here. Have some trouble sleeping at night though.
 #79 
Old 2007-10-17, 04:30
RedWasp RedWasp is offline
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Day three: My balls are turquoise. That is all.
 #80 
Old 2007-10-17, 06:51
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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You're struggling already? I haven't even thought about it.
 #81 
Old 2007-10-17, 07:34
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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I take that back. Boyfriend bought me a few "gifts". I have to pull out.
 #82 
Old 2007-10-17, 10:12
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You're struggling already? I haven't even thought about it.


Maybe because you don't have bawlls? Now maybe you understand more about how men think.

I'm personally still going strong. Have a wierd feeling I'll break this weekend though.
 #83 
Old 2007-10-17, 12:42
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Originally Posted by cant b bothered
I take that back. Boyfriend bought me a few "gifts". I have to pull out.


Now there's a statement that can be finished with "so to speak" if I ever saw one.
 #84 
Old 2007-10-17, 12:59
Running Free Running Free is offline
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Yeah, I'll make it at least until next weekend, but I am almost certainly getting laid then, so that's when it may end.
 #85 
Old 2007-10-17, 15:27
RedWasp RedWasp is offline
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You're struggling already? I haven't even thought about it.


Just because I've quit masturbating, doesn't mean I've quit porn. Nothing can break me of my porno habit.


I would fill you with ProPlus or peppills and then stroke you like a puppy.:)


Add in a six-shot iced vanilla brevé and I'll do whatever you want. :P
 #86 
Old 2007-10-17, 18:41
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Just because I've quit masturbating, doesn't mean I've quit porn. Nothing can break me of my porno habit.


How do you watch porn without masturbating? That's like starving to death in a kitchen full of food.

Ironically my shower broke right when this challenge started so I can only take cold showers. By cold, I mean cold.

So far so good though.
 #87 
Old 2007-10-17, 20:36
DoctaD DoctaD is offline
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Ok... I read page one of this thread.

Thia is gay, and it's stickied. Ive had no computer for weeks now, and I come back to S&A and see this shit. I am sadly dissapointed.
 #88 
Old 2007-10-17, 21:39
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Originally Posted by DoctaD
Ok... I read page one of this thread.

Thia is gay, and it's stickied. Ive had no computer for weeks now, and I come back to S&A and see this shit. I am sadly dissapointed.


Oh gosh, I'm so so sorry!
Instead of stickying something that a large majority of S&Aers seem interested in, shall I sticky something that you're oh so interested in?
 #89 
Old 2007-10-17, 22:43
Running Free Running Free is offline
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Oh gosh, I'm so so sorry!
Instead of stickying something that a large majority of S&Aers seem interested in, shall I sticky something that you're oh so interested in?

Burn!
 #90 
Old 2007-10-17, 22:53
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You people are idiots. I'm never going to stop fapping. Ever.
 #91 
Old 2007-10-17, 22:55
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Originally Posted by uio3q
You people are idiots. I'm never going to stop fapping. Ever.


What happens if you die?
 #92 
Old 2007-10-17, 23:39
OrganizedChaos OrganizedChaos is offline
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What happens if you die?

Grave robbers will find a casket filled with jizz.
 #93 
Old 2007-10-18, 01:37
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i'm in, i'll be honest if i do or not, but i'm not creatin a journal.
 #94 
Old 2007-10-18, 02:32
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Still in the game baby! But it's gettin damn hard (lol, pun). The most un-sexual situations give me a massive boner. I'm talking fat-mexican-mopping-a-floor kinda situations.
 #95 
Old 2007-10-18, 03:22
Running Free Running Free is offline
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I'm lucky, I haven't gotten any random boners yet. I am going to be spending at least two nights this weekend though at one of the higher end strip clubs though...... it's gonna suck.
 #96 
Old 2007-10-18, 11:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Arrow2brain
Still in the game baby! But it's gettin damn hard (lol, pun). The most un-sexual situations give me a massive boner. I'm talking fat-mexican-mopping-a-floor kinda situations.


Watch a woman churn butter for a couple minutes and see what that does to ya.
 #97 
Old 2007-10-18, 19:45
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Basement
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i lost:(
 #98 
Old 2007-10-19, 06:14
cant b bothered cant b bothered is offline
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Thins happened, looks like I'm still in.
 #99 
Old 2007-10-19, 22:59
Splam Splam is offline
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Oh yeah a lost. Well I was in it for the experiment if it would increase my sex drive. It does if I don't fap for a few days, but it just screws with my head if I don't for a week. So I'm going about a week inbetween faps now and I'll continue with that, thanks.
 #100 
Old 2007-10-20, 01:02
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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I wish I'd seen this earlier.
 #101 
Old 2007-10-20, 01:08
Mogli of the Jungle Mogli of the Jungle is offline
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I lost. Better luck next time, huh?
 #102 
Old 2007-10-20, 07:23
BurNinHeLL1232 BurNinHeLL1232 is offline
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Oh yeah a lost. Well I was in it for the experiment if it would increase my sex drive. It does if I don't fap for a few days, but it just screws with my head if I don't for a week. So I'm going about a week inbetween faps now and I'll continue with that, thanks.



well at least someone benefited from this. I just feel stupid that i didn't fap for a day.
 #103 
Old 2007-10-20, 21:02
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Originally Posted by Mogli of the Jungle
I lost. Better luck next time, huh?


^^^What he said.
 #104 
Old 2007-10-21, 20:24
Splam Splam is offline
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Now that everyone has lost, time for a conclusion? I hope the OP has been participating aswell.
 #105 
Old 2007-10-22, 00:20
Running Free Running Free is offline
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I haven't lost! I'm still going strong! Gimme at least a week!
 #106 
Old 2007-10-26, 03:39
Bkings Bkings is offline
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Im in my lj username vader2sexy
 #107 
Old 2007-10-26, 05:01
RedWasp RedWasp is offline
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Originally Posted by Splam
Now that everyone has lost, time for a conclusion? I hope the OP has been participating aswell.


I don't think everyone's lost quite yet. :P
 #108 
Old 2007-10-29, 01:44
Bkings Bkings is offline
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Never mind im out
 #109 
Old 2007-10-29, 01:52
fl fl is offline
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Man, I was done 3 days ago. Nice run though.
 #110 
Old 2007-10-29, 04:44
RedWasp RedWasp is offline
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First totse 'activity' I've done in a long time. And I really want to quit...

Not going to, though.
 #111 
Old 2007-10-29, 05:40
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Ok, I lost when the boards went down, but god was it worth it. Multiple orgasms times 10.
 
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