I met this girl randomly in a chatroom, she is quite literally amazing in every way.

Beautiful, smart, humorous, and I'm sure she will like the fact that I am very romantic at heart (Even though I may not seem like it).

So I added her on Myspace, and she IS single AND looking, so I sent her a message about it. She lives in Las Vegas, and I'm moving to Mesa (Basically 6 hours away from each other). I included that I think she's amazing and what not.

So, pretty much I just wanted to hear your opinions on it.

Pic...
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w157/CrazyJoe2000/Natty2.jpg

thats a myspace angle

get a plain shot in regular lighting from the front and you can tell what she looks like

you can already tell from that picture that she is fatter than she looks and has a peculiar nose and some manly features

but if you love her then that is not important i suppose

unless you want to take her outside

Don't worry, it's just the pic.

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w157/CrazyJoe2000/Natty3.jpg

Here's another one, still kind of a Myspace angle, but better lighting.

And she isn't fat, trust me.

then fly to your love

on the wings of desire

shower her with kisses

stare long into her eyes

make her feel a goddess

maybe put it in her ass

(if she's willing)

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w157/CrazyJoe2000/Natty2.jpg

And without makeup
http://beamsdoorway.bizland.com/alien/images/alien1.jpg

so uh why didnt you show the second picture first?

only six hours? you guys practically live next door (/sarcasm). anyway if your gonna live nearish to vegas you might as well go to check it out anyway.. and now you have someone to hang with.. if shes not really a fat dude.

I wouldn't man. She's really not attractive.

I would say go see her, she doesn't look that abd and whats the harm? eh?

She needs to take all that shit out of her face.

Piercings are hot, and if this guy is remotley interested he probably thinks so too.

Can you get a..uh, face on picture of her?

'Cause myspace poses are evil.
They seriously can be used to make even the ugliest of girls look not so bad.

Ofcourse, you may have an interest in her personality and not just her looks I'm sure. But...if looks are part of your attraction, be carefull.

Can you get a..uh, face on picture of her?

'Cause myspace poses are evil.
They seriously can be used to make even the ugliest of girls look not so bad.

Reminds me of a Blood Duster song called "Myspace Your Face," just to save some time for others (and I've got nothing better to do), here's the lyrics.

Myspace, your face, disgrace
Your face, Myspace

I see your photo there
And I believe
It’s hard for me to see
If I should stay or leave
Its often way too dark,
Or angled weird
To tell if you’re a pig
Or as hot as you appear

Myspace, your face, disgrace
Yourspace, my face

Don’t care about your friends
None of that shit
Just want some dirty pics
So I can wank a bit
So get your gear off and turn on a light
Take yourself a decent photo
Then add me yeah alright!

Myspace, your face, disgrace
Yourspace, your face

You Fail! Pick up artist is on Vh1 tomorrow, watch it.

nah I wouldn't fuck her unless it was for a nintendo Wii or something.

I'm thinkin of spittin to this chick who liked me before but she didnt do drugs so I was like fak that. I can't tell how attractive she is though, she's got a nice body though and is mad flexible...

....lol.

....lol.

stop being so creepy, beetlejuice.

Bet 'she' has a bigger cock than you do

Her nose is really really crooked.

She looks like every other 'scene' girl.

She must be damn ugly if she wears that much makeup all the time.

But hey, go for it.

Well, that's strange. That looks a lot like my sisters friend. But, she has some ugly brown I fucked up at dying my hair colour.

Meh, whatever makes you happy. I'd gag if I had to kiss a girl with that much makeup, it's just... stupid looking. A lot of girls like that at my school.

Yeah I agree, I'd say that girl is a 4.5 at best which is a partially calculated by the fact she won't post a straight photo of herself. You can do much better than that OP. Anything under a 6 and the dragon should stay in it's lair.

And without makeup
http://beamsdoorway.bizland.com/alien/images/alien1.jpg
EssJay, you rock man, bringing a little personality to this place it's good!

6 hours is just too far to go to get a chick, plenty of other fish in the sea mate.

shes a fucking emo man...burn the emo

Piercings are hot, and if this guy is remotley interested he probably thinks so too.

http://www.apostropher.com/blog/img/phuket_bike.jpg

So hot...

So hot...

What. The. Fuck.

Fuck.

What makes people think all that make up looks good? Is there something you're hiding?

Anyway, you've got nothing to lose. I take it you'll be new to the "area" and having a friend or two won't be a problem.

So hot...

I think I just came.

And without makeup
http://beamsdoorway.bizland.com/alien/images/alien1.jpg


This is the most epic post I've seen in a while. The lulz were uncontrollable.

Oh, and no, the girl in the OP just isn't cut out for me. Or anyone.

She's an A student...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=cam_whore

And without makeup
http://beamsdoorway.bizland.com/alien/images/alien1.jpg

HOLY shit I literally just choked on water when I read/saw that!!!! Fuckin great!

Yeah I agree, I'd say that girl is a 4.5 at best which is a partially calculated by the fact she won't post a straight photo of herself. You can do much better than that OP. Anything under a 6 and the dragon should stay in it's lair.



You're such a pimp jack

And without makeup
http://beamsdoorway.bizland.com/alien/images/alien1.jpg

Oh God.. Hahahahaha.. It hurts.. Hahahahahaha....

She looks as if her sorrow is everlasting and that she bleeds said sorrow quite often. Though I think head bow-band things like that are pretty cute aha. I don't trust myspace pictures though, ask her for a couple shots of all angles.

Mesa is hot and sucks.

stop being so creepy, beetlejuice.

Lol, didn't mean to "creep" out the wet vagina.

Her nose is really really crooked.

She looks like every other 'scene' girl.

She must be damn ugly if she wears that much makeup all the time.

But hey, go for it.

There a reason for you to be so critical?

There a reason for you to be so critical?
Ask yourself that question. :)

I just don't like little emo girls who cake makeup on themselves in an attempt to look pretty.

And without makeup
http://beamsdoorway.bizland.com/alien/images/alien1.jpg

lulz.

4 pages and that picture I put up hasn't even been quoted with "fap" yet. What's going on totse? You guys need to pull your fingers out, get your acts together. You know... Whoa... I apologise, didn't mean to sound like my father

You know, I haven't read the latest part of this thread, but I think that girl's pretty cute. I like that look, although it gets a lot of shit. And she isn't that fat at worst.

So yeah, I'd fap with more pics.

Edit: Post some more pics?

I think she's pretty cute, nice find joe. If you like her, go for it. Ignore the rest of 'em, dude. Most of them are around 12 and wouldn't know what to do with a woman if they could get one. good luck and have fun in Mesa.

She's fuckin ugly.

And she's wearin a black wig to cover up her red ginger hair. Does that hair actually look natural to you?

And wears all that make-up to cover up her wack ginger freckles.


But if you still want to bone a ginger, then by all means, bone it.

Gingers and freckles are hawt...

Dude man, gingers are fuckin hot and crazy in bed. TRUST me. Dont knock gingers until you had them in bed.

Her haircut look pretty bad, actually...

I would do her if she asked for it, but i wouldnt ask her out.

Ask yourself that question. :)

I just don't like little emo girls who cake makeup on themselves in an attempt to look pretty.

Hell, I don't like emo girls, or just girls who cake makeup on themselves in an attempt to look pretty.

Both of those together would be just too much to handle

And without makeup
http://beamsdoorway.bizland.com/alien/images/alien1.jpg

hahah qft man

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

i would stroke your vagina

she's hawt.
seen hotter.
but I don't discriminate.

Ask yourself that question. :)

I just don't like little emo girls who cake makeup on themselves in an attempt to look pretty.

I do ask myself that question, and I give my reasons in the criticisms. Your critiques however seem to stem from jealousy, and not reason.

I think she's pretty cute, nice find joe. If you like her, go for it. Ignore the rest of 'em, dude. Most of them are around 12 and wouldn't know what to do with a woman if they could get one. good luck and have fun in Mesa.

This guy is right.

She's fuckin ugly.

And she's wearin a black wig to cover up her red ginger hair. Does that hair actually look natural to you?

And wears all that make-up to cover up her wack ginger freckles.


But if you still want to bone a ginger, then by all means, bone it.

Lol, I know this isn't serious?

She's not horrible but just keep in mind:

http://tinyurl.com/3x85yg

Is that worth 6 hours?

Sorry for not posting here recently, HB is mind controlling.

Anyways, I failed. :(

@burntoffering;crazyass4411 : I got a hotter one now. ;)

@CarbonB : Every time I encounter one of your posts my respect for you goes up lots. :D

@EssJay : That's clearly a picture of you. fapfapfap. Happy now? Does it make your shrunken shriveled up dick a little less wrinkled?

@everyone else : Meh. :)

@CarbonB : Every time I encounter one of your posts my respect for you goes up lots. :D


...says the retard who failed at getting with some fugly ass cakefaced emo kid. The fuck do you know?

Lots bebe ;)

@EssJay : That's clearly a picture of you. fapfapfap. Happy now? Does it make your shrunken shriveled up dick a little less wrinkled?

Someone can't take a joke, eh? :D

@CarbonB : Every time I encounter one of your posts my respect for you goes up lots. :D

Thanks, that is a very generous compliment.

...says the retard who failed at getting with some fugly ass cakefaced emo kid. The fuck do you know?

Still hating? Maybe bragging about all the coke girls you fuck would make you sound more cool, or look like less of an ass. Thoughts?

Beautiful, smart, humorous, and I'm sure she will like the fact that I am very romantic at heart (Even though I may not seem like it).

she's a keeper

Still hating? Maybe bragging about all the coke girls you fuck would make you sound more cool, or look like less of an ass. Thoughts?

Why the fuck would I brag about girls I fucked ages ago? Why don't you brag about girls you fuck....wait, you only fuck pre op mexican hookers. WTF would I care you creepy fucker I dunno what the fuck you're even asking and why you'd thank some complete loser for saying he respects you and your manboobs. I can't imagine anyone respecting anything resembling this http://ajare.org/gallery/main.php?GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXview=core.Dow nloadItem&GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXitemId=568&GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXserialNumber=2

But here ya go. I posted a pic of her in another place on here to get someone to make fun of her because she's a selfish bitch. http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v129/115/113/515709955/n515709955_129542_1149.jpg

and here's a worse lookin one of her http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/115/113/515709955/n515709955_112656_5577.jpg

she's just another girl who'd spit on you or mace you if you tried to talk to her so make fun of her as much as your little creepy heart desires. Don't stalk though though I'd expect you to due to your excessive loser/creepyness you walking failure at life.

She looks hot.

Bet 'she' has a bigger cock than you do

And hotter!

Why the fuck would I brag about girls I fucked ages ago? Why don't you brag about girls you fuck....wait, you only fuck pre op mexican hookers. WTF would I care you creepy fucker I dunno what the fuck you're even asking and why you'd thank some complete loser for saying he respects you and your manboobs. I can't imagine anyone respecting anything resembling this http://ajare.org/gallery/main.php?GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXview=core.Dow nloadItem&GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXitemId=568&GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXserialNumber=2

But here ya go. I posted a pic of her in another place on here to get someone to make fun of her because she's a selfish bitch. http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v129/115/113/515709955/n515709955_129542_1149.jpg

and here's a worse lookin one of her http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/115/113/515709955/n515709955_112656_5577.jpg

she's just another girl who'd spit on you or mace you if you tried to talk to her so make fun of her as much as your little creepy heart desires. Don't stalk though though I'd expect you to due to your excessive loser/creepyness you walking failure at life.


Don't lie son. Those are pics of you with a wig on.

Don't lie son. Those are pics of you with a wig on.

are you sure its not your mom?

are you sure its not your mom?

Wow, incredibly witty comeback. I am shocked and amazed by the depth and meaning of that statement.

Why the fuck would I brag about girls I fucked ages ago? Why don't you brag about girls you fuck....wait, you only fuck pre op mexican hookers. WTF would I care you creepy fucker I dunno what the fuck you're even asking and why you'd thank some complete loser for saying he respects you and your manboobs. I can't imagine anyone respecting anything resembling this http://ajare.org/gallery/main.php?GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXview=core.Dow nloadItem&GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXitemId=568&GALLERY_FORM_VARIABLE_PREFIXserialNumber=2

But here ya go. I posted a pic of her in another place on here to get someone to make fun of her because she's a selfish bitch. http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v129/115/113/515709955/n515709955_129542_1149.jpg

and here's a worse lookin one of her http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v112/115/113/515709955/n515709955_112656_5577.jpg

she's just another girl who'd spit on you or mace you if you tried to talk to her so make fun of her as much as your little creepy heart desires. Don't stalk though though I'd expect you to due to your excessive loser/creepyness you walking failure at life.

I don't know, she might be turned on by the fact that I love the hookers. Might even mistake me for being good in bed! Oh noes! What would I do then? Shit, I might have to whip out my infantile penis and try to see if I could fail at life and manhood.

Now on a serious note, why don't I brag about the girls I fuck? Uh...first I don't brag about sleeping with women, I don't high five my buddies and say stupid shit like, "Man, I just fucking fucked that bitch in her ASS DUDE! YEAH! Fucking punched her in the side and nutted in her eye! WHooo's the fucking man!?!?" Sound like someone you know?

I don't do that, and second of all, this is the fucking internet. You trying to post pictures of a girl you might of "been with" just further exposes you for your own insecurities with yourself. You constantly call me creepy, yet I frequently find myself being creeped out by your posts.

First of all you brag about sleeping with coke whores. Admitted that you would fuck your friend over if it meant getting a piece of pussy. (Which to me doesn't add up, because if you get so much pussy, why would you fuck your friend over for his girlfriend?)

So keep calling me "creepy", because I would much rather be a creep than the piece of shit that I can't even describe. Here, let me go get a thesaurus. You're a bad egg, a miscreant, a rapscallion, a bastard, and a vagabond type of mother fucker. I'm not saying I'm better than you, but it certainly feels like it.

Don't lie son. Those are pics of you with a wig on.

Was this why he always talks about post - op transsexuals? He got the snip snip? Looking pretty hot man! Oh, but no thanks :)

I don't know, she might be turned on by the fact that I love the hookers. Might even mistake me for being good in bed! Oh noes! What would I do then? Shit, I might have to whip out my infantile penis and try to see if I could fail at life and manhood.

Now on a serious note, why don't I brag about the girls I fuck? Uh...first I don't brag about sleeping with women, I don't high five my buddies and say stupid shit like, "Man, I just fucking fucked that bitch in her ASS DUDE! YEAH! Fucking punched her in the side and nutted in her eye! WHooo's the fucking man!?!?" Sound like someone you know?

I don't do that, and second of all, this is the fucking internet. You trying to post pictures of a girl you might of "been with" just further exposes you for your own insecurities with yourself. You constantly call me creepy, yet I frequently find myself being creeped out by your posts.

First of all you brag about sleeping with coke whores. Admitted that you would fuck your friend over if it meant getting a piece of pussy. (Which to me doesn't add up, because if you get so much pussy, why would you fuck your friend over for his girlfriend?)

So keep calling me "creepy", because I would much rather be a creep than the piece of shit that I can't even describe. Here, let me go get a thesaurus. You're a bad egg, a miscreant, a rapscallion, a bastard, and a vagabond type of mother fucker. I'm not saying I'm better than you, but it certainly feels like it.

1. You obviously have no reason to brag about the homeless girls that fuck you for dairy queen coupons.
2. you fail at making fun of my x from high school. I posted it because I don't like her anymore for whatever reason and it provided me lulz. Do you have say ANY X's?
3. You live with your mom
4. The disfigured pity you.
5. You talk so much about insecurities all the time everywhere here it's beyond freudian slip. I repeat insults because they gold nigga.
6. I never bragged about fucking girls on coke why the fuck would I do that? I enjoyed it at the time but I know that kinda shit's bad now. I also never said I'd fuck m friends x only when I was obviously joking and you were too stupid to realize. I made a thread a couple months ago about whether or not I should fuck my friend X girlfriend which I posted before.
7. Your insults almost made my sides split I thank you for that.
8. I did this numerically because it's lazier
9. You're beyond pathetic
10. How long does it usually take you to cry yourself to sleep every night?