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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-10-05, 07:52
Blades of Hate Blades of Hate is offline
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I know oral sex is a no-no, but what about sex? My GF is always extra horny during her period but we can't ever do anything b/c she's on it.

just wait the 5 days out and stop whining?
 #2 
Old 2007-10-05, 08:07
Crack Man Crack Man is offline
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just fuck her

wear a condom if u dont want blood on you're dick
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Old 2007-10-05, 08:18
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crack Man
just fuck her

wear a condom if u dont want blood on you're dick


Exactly.

Worst case scenario get a pillow case that's disposable and lay that down. Just do it!
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Old 2007-10-05, 08:19
NoSkills NoSkills is offline
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my sex drive dies when i have my period. i'm too distracted by the awful awful cramps.

as for your situation, just where a condom. make sure she doesn't lose the tampon.
 #5 
Old 2007-10-05, 09:43
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Do it in the shower.
 #6 
Old 2007-10-05, 09:48
Crack Man Crack Man is offline
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Do it in the shower.

this works too
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Old 2007-10-05, 10:29
jca- jca- is offline
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Shower suggestion is good, but also depending on how heavy her flow is you might not even need to lay an old pillow or sheet down.

Blood on your dick looks really cool too, like he's gettin in fights and doing some fuckin damage etc.
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Old 2007-10-05, 10:50
RoFallandbreakyourHypnol RoFallandbreakyourHypnol is offline
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Blood on your dick looks really cool too, like he's gettin in fights and doing some fuckin damage etc.

i once had a three inch gash put in my penis

it cut open to the urethra

blood on your dick is not cool
 #9 
Old 2007-10-05, 11:22
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my sex drive dies when i have my period. i'm too distracted by the awful awful cramps.

Just make sure you don't start hosting a TV show anytime soon then.
 #10 
Old 2007-10-05, 13:17
Bad_Intentions Bad_Intentions is offline
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Do it in the shower.

Couldn't say it better.
 #11 
Old 2007-10-05, 14:16
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I know oral sex is a no-no

uhm whysies??!

I mean, why is it a 'no-no'? Never bothered me.
 #12 
Old 2007-10-05, 14:24
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I know oral sex is a no-no, but what about sex?

sex you can do
and you can do oral too...that is called a rainbow kiss i think
not yummy for you
but i guess its fun for her
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Old 2007-10-05, 15:45
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and you can do oral too...that is called a rainbow kiss i think

I've always known it as "Menstrual Soup".
 #14 
Old 2007-10-05, 17:12
Khepri Khepri is offline
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I love sex when I'm having my period, it feels great. It's cool when a guy really doesn't care.

"OOOHHH NO THATS GROSS, I DON'T WANT BLOOD ON MY DICK"
 #15 
Old 2007-10-05, 18:08
robinhoody robinhoody is offline
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uhm whysies??!

I mean, why is it a 'no-no'? Never bothered me.

That's what I was going to ask...
 #16 
Old 2007-10-05, 18:13
Duck In Fog Duck In Fog is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Khepri
I love sex when I'm having my period, it feels great. It's cool when a guy really doesn't care.

"OOOHHH NO THATS GROSS, I DON'T WANT BLOOD ON MY DICK"


My boyfriend did that to me once. Made me feel horrible. Made it worse when he "Couldn't finish" and ripped off the condom and ran to the bathroom to thoroughly clean himself before saying it was really minging. cheers for making me feel unclean.

I wouldn't have minded if he'd not keep trying to make me do stuff for him when I'm on and do nothing in return and didn't make me feel so gross and unwanted.
 #17 
Old 2007-10-05, 18:55
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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The Period. Yeeessss. As important to the language of love as the comma, the possessive apostrophe or the colon.

Speaking of which: the colon has always been a popular punctuation mark of a visit from Aunt Flo. So: don't be a hoity-toity class snob, like from the old country? Be a rough & ready but all neighborly colon-ial. Dig? Like, in the dirt?
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Old 2007-10-05, 20:44
pengd0t pengd0t is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NoSkills
my sex drive dies when i have my period. i'm too distracted by the awful awful cramps.

as for your situation, just where a condom. make sure she doesn't lose the tampon.


Orgasms can ease cramps.

And yes, if she uses tampons, take it out first...
 #19 
Old 2007-10-05, 22:15
Khepri Khepri is offline
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My boyfriend did that to me once. Made me feel horrible. Made it worse when he "Couldn't finish" and ripped off the condom and ran to the bathroom to thoroughly clean himself before saying it was really minging. cheers for making me feel unclean.

I wouldn't have minded if he'd not keep trying to make me do stuff for him when I'm on and do nothing in return and didn't make me feel so gross and unwanted.

He sounds like an asshole. Tell him you can't deal with his natural bodily functions and leave him.
 #20 
Old 2007-10-05, 22:18
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Orgasms can ease cramps.

And yes, if she uses tampons, take it out first...

Yes orgasms can ease cramps but even better is telling her to lie on the couch, then bringing her 2 tylenol, a hot chocolate made with real chocolate + cream and amaretto and then lying next to her cuddling.

You'll often find that suddenly she feels real horny...especially if she knows the dinner is already in the oven.

Strange but true.

Oh and if you bring her a bowl of Hagen Daas or Ben and Jerry's then you may even get your cock sucked.
 #21 
Old 2007-10-05, 22:20
Khepri Khepri is offline
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Yes orgasms can ease cramps but even better is telling her to lie on the couch, then bringing her 2 tylenol, a hot chocolate made with real chocolate + cream and amaretto and then lying next to her cuddling.

You'll often find that suddenly she feels real horny...especially if she knows the dinner is already in the oven.

Strange but true.

Oh and if you bring her a bowl of Hagen Daas or Ben and Jerry's then you may even get your cock sucked.

It's all true.
 #22 
Old 2007-10-06, 02:44
TEAMKILLER TEAMKILLER is offline
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Just eat her out, quit being a little bitch
 #23 
Old 2007-10-06, 04:05
nuclearrabbit nuclearrabbit is offline
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Earn your red wings, boy.
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Old 2007-10-06, 04:19
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Yes orgasms can ease cramps but even better is telling her to lie on the couch, then bringing her 2 tylenol, a hot chocolate made with real chocolate + cream and amaretto and then lying next to her cuddling.

You'll often find that suddenly she feels real horny...especially if she knows the dinner is already in the oven.

Strange but true.

Oh and if you bring her a bowl of Hagen Daas or Ben and Jerry's then you may even get your cock sucked.

Your wife is lucky. Sir, you know your women.

I usualy get really horny during my period in between cramps. I would never ask a guy to eat me out while I was on my rag (call me crazy but I don't really like oral sex even when I'm not on my rag) but normal sex is all good. And yes, showers work wonders. When I was dating a girl periods really got in the way of sex because instead of just one week of someone being on it it was two. But showers sex works wonders, not only is it fun but you can barely even tell she is bleeding from her crotch.
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Old 2007-10-06, 04:49
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Moving soon.. :p
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blades of Hate
I know oral sex is a no-no, but what about sex? My GF is always extra horny during her period but we can't ever do anything b/c she's on it.

just wait the 5 days out and stop whining?


Think of it this way..

Her clit is a good distance away from her vaginal opening (the place where all of the blood and discharge is coming out of).. Get a cloth and wipe her clitoris and upper portion above the vagina and feel free to lick all you want.. I mean.. Why not? I wish my husband would eat me out on my period.. he never wants to either.. I can't understand why.. :(
 #26 
Old 2007-10-06, 06:29
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Think of it this way..

Her clit is a good distance away from her vaginal opening (the place where all of the blood and discharge is coming out of).. Get a cloth and wipe her clitoris and upper portion above the vagina and feel free to lick all you want.. I mean.. Why not? I wish my husband would eat me out on my period.. he never wants to either.. I can't understand why.. :(

He is too involved in his love for boy bum.

I'll be right ovrr.
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Old 2007-10-06, 06:32
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Moving soon.. :p
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He is too involved in his love for boy bum.

I'll be right ovrr.

My hero.. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #28 
Old 2007-10-06, 09:01
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Originally Posted by moonmeister
The Period. Yeeessss. As important to the language of love as the comma, the possessive apostrophe or the colon.

Speaking of which: the colon has always been a popular punctuation mark of a visit from Aunt Flo. So: don't be a hoity-toity class snob, like from the old country? Be a rough & ready but all neighborly colon-ial. Dig? Like, in the dirt?


That was masterful.
 #29 
Old 2007-10-06, 09:10
Dack9 Dack9 is offline
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No, just no. This is one thing I could not bring myself to do.

Luckily for me, my girlfriend thinks the idea is disgusting. She does what she can for me, then I usually give her a massage. She seems to rather like the agreement, so I'm happy.
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Old 2007-10-06, 19:29
pengd0t pengd0t is offline
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(call me crazy but I don't really like oral sex even when I'm not on my rag)

crazy
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Old 2007-10-06, 19:34
Syphon Syphon is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moonmeister
The Period. Yeeessss. As important to the language of love as the comma, the possessive apostrophe or the colon.

Speaking of which: the colon has always been a popular punctuation mark of a visit from Aunt Flo. So: don't be a hoity-toity class snob, like from the old country? Be a rough & ready but all neighborly colon-ial. Dig? Like, in the dirt?


Too many puns.

i once had a three inch gash put in my penis

it cut open to the urethra

blood on your dick is not cool

Too little backstory.
 #32 
Old 2007-10-06, 20:46
phmeworp phmeworp is offline
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I know oral sex is a no-no,

Ah... it is times like this, and ONLY times like this that I rather miss the Rabbi. He truly savored anything and everything about menstrual blood.

To the point: Go ahead and have whatever kind of sex you want during that special time when "she is not feeling at her physical peak because her vagina is bleeding" (as an ex g/f used to put it.

Sorry, I didn't read all of the posts in this thread, but if anyone has suggested that you do not need protection during this 'period' of time, that is a very popular and widely held MISCONCEPTION... emphasis on CONCEPTION. It is certainly not her peak time of fertility, but it still cause her to not have another period for about nine months.
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Old 2007-10-06, 22:24
Khepri Khepri is offline
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but it still cause her to not have another period for about nine months.

And give you a much bigger problem.
 
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